wheats

I looooove grocery shopping! I got all of this for $38 at Aldi because I found another “buy $40 get $10 off” coupon in the paper! 

I bought frozen green beans and peas, baby carrots and hummus, canned beans, ground turkey, sour cream and tortillas to make homemade crunchwraps this weekend, chicken sausage, three boxes of reduced fat wheat thins (they’ll probably only last until the end of the month lol,) chicken breast, almond milk, pesto, canned tuna (packed in water,) spinach, goat cheese, and some cereal that Jake likes.

soulesser  asked:

all my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow

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anonymous asked:

I got some advice! Firstly, milk from cows is not your friend. It's really just not worth it tbh. Not enough space in ask to explain but google can. Secondly, if budget allows always choose turkey or chicken over red meats. Way less fat content. Plus cows are just pollution machines. And whole wheat pasta is basically exactly the same as the normal stuff and it feels like you're eating something unhealthy but you're not! And if you don't like greens, hide them in a smoothie! can't even taste it!

Lmao I’m lactose intolerant yet I still really don’t care to hear the rant you were about to go on about how humans aren’t made to drink cow milk.

I always love the idea of Carlos doing normal shit and Cecil freaking out.

“Carlos what is that”
“It’s a pen”
“CARLOS THATS ILLEGAL”
“What am I meant to make notes with then Ceec?”

“Hey Ceec, want a sandwich?”
“W h a t”
“I’m making sandwiches. Or I can do pasta if you want?”
“CARLOS THOSE ARE WHEAT OR WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING??”

“Happy Valentine’s Day Ceec!”
“CARLOS ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED???”

guess who ;)