whatsupinvertebrother

NO DONT DO IT FEF i dont trust evverythin that gamz does especially those pies

Aw, YoU dEfInItElY wAnT tO tRy OnE! tHaT sHiT’lL hElP yOu SeE tHe WoRlD iN a WhOlE nEw MoThErFuCkInG lIgHt, If YoU cAtCh My DrIfT… ;o)

Awww come on -Eridan! Gamsea is just reely silly, and t)(is sounds pretty glubbing T—-EMPTING! T)(oug)( I don’t catc)( your drift but, like I said it couldn’t )(urt! 

So, I guess I’ll try one… glub glub. 380

whatsupinvertebrother replied to your post: BeSt FrIeNd! HoW yOu AlL uP aNd DoInG tOnIgHt? :o) HoNk HoNk HoNk

AhHh, YoU’rE jUsT oVeRtHiNkInG iT, bRoTaStIc. AnD iN aNsWeR tO yOuR qUeStIoN: mOtHeRfUcKiN aLwAyS wItH tHe HoNkS. DoN’t KnOw HoW i’D gEt Up In ThE mOrNiN’ wItHoUt ‘Em. :o)

I DON’T OVERTHINK ANYTHING. 

I DO
YOU SIMPLY
STEP
OUT
OF THE COON.
OR HUMAN BED.
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU EVEN SLEEP ON. 

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

whatsupinvertebrother replied to your post: SuP fIsHfAcE. WhAt’S a MoThErFuCkEr LiKe YoU dOiN’ oN a NiGhT lIkE tHiS? :o) HoNk

WeLl, ThAt’S wHaT yOu GeT fOr HaNgIn’ OuT oN tHe InTeRnEt. CaN’t AlL uP aNd HiDe FrOm Em’ If YoU’rE pUtTiN’ yOuRsElF oUt ThErE lIkE tHaT. DoN’t SuPpOsE a LoNeLy MoThErFuCkEr LiKe YoU wOuLd WaNt To CoMe ChIlL oUt WiTh A lOnElY mOtHeRfUcKeR lIkE mE?

I nevver said I wwas lonely, I said I wwas alone.  Those are twwo entirely different things Gam.

But I suppose it couldn’t hurt…for a little wwhile anywway.  But if you start gettin wweird on me I’m leavvin.  And dont evven try an get me to eat any a that disgustin pie a yours.

whatsupinvertebrother replied to your post: HeY, bRo. WhAt’S cRaCk-A-lAcKiN’ tOdAy In ThE oL’ cRaBhOlE? :o)

HaHaHa, NiCkNaMeS aRe WhAt I dO, mAn! AnD nOt MuCh On ThIs EnD eItHeR. WoKe Up. SmOkEd Up. MaDe SoMe PiEs. SaY, yOu EvEr SeEn ThE hUmAn MoViE dAzEd AnD cOnFuSeD? I tHiNk It’D tIcKlE yOuR tHiNkPaN pReTtY nIcE.

I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER.


GAMZEE
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT.
THE ONLY THING I CAN REPLY TO IT WITH IS THAT IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE *YOU’D* WATCH. 

whatsupinvertebrother replied to your post: HeEeEeY, cRaBbYpAnTs. WhAt’S sHaKiN’? ((Hey you…

YeAh, WiNtEr’S AlL GeTtIn iT’s mOtHeRfUcKiNg mOjO On. ShIt’S BeEn pReTtY ChIlLeD OuT At mY PlAcE, tOo. AnD I DoN’t kNoW AbOuT ThAt, BrOtHeR. i bEeN AlL KiNdS Of bErEfT Of tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN GoOd tImEs lAtElY. nOt mUcH To dO RoUnD My hUmBlE DoMiCiLe.

SO WHAT I’M GETTING FROM THIS IS YOU AGREE WITH IT BEING REALLY FUCKING COLD AND YOU’VE ALSO BEEN BORED.

WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE, THIS IS MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE SUMMED UP IN ONE REPLY.

whatsupinvertebrother asked:

HeEeEeY, cRaBbYpAnTs. WhAt'S sHaKiN'? ((Hey you are a really awesome Karkat and I'd love to RP with you sometime! That is the point of this message. Have a great day!!!!))

MY ENTIRE BODY BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING COLD, THAT’S WHAT’S SHAKING. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A LESS LITERAL RESPONSE THEN I’D SAY PRACTICALLY NOTHING BECAUSE IT’S BORING AS SHIT TODAY. GOING OFF ON A LIMB HERE AND HOPING IT DOESN’T BREAK AND LEAVE ME BROKEN ON THE GROUND BECAUSE OF HOW NOT NIMBLE I SEEM TO BE, I’D SAY I’M SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY ELSE GOING FOR YOU THAN I DO. WHAT’S UP.

(( OH MY GOSH THANK U actually i believe i remember you from a while back :? your url seems familiar uvu! id love to rp with you ok ))

whatsupinvertebrother asked:

BeSt FrIeNd! HoW yOu AlL uP aNd DoInG tOnIgHt? :o) HoNk HoNk HoNk

OH, GAMZEE. 

DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME BEST FRIEND? SERIOUSLY. IT’S GRATING AT THIS POINT. AND THE HONKS. STILL WITH THE HONKS.

I’M FINE, THOUGH, ASIDE FROM THE IRRITATION I BRING ON MYSELF DUE TO THE COMPANY I SEEM TO KEEP.
OR THAT FOLLOWS ME ALL THE FUCK AROUND EVERYWHERE I GO.
SO AND SO “FOLLOWED” ME.

IT’S KIND OF HORRIFYING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.