whats up i got a lawnmower

anonymous asked:

Does Jamie ever visit Claire in Boston in the Vietnam AU?

Vietnam AU

They took three days to drive up I-81 to Boston.

On Monday morning, Claire called her advisor to tell him she’d miss the entire week of classes. Which, in the big scheme of things, wasn’t that much of an issue – she needed to process the data she’d collected in Dr. Beaton’s clinic by the end of the semester, but that was still six weeks away.

And there was no power on earth that would part her from Jamie now.

As she had made the necessary arrangements – sitting in bed, the Fraser plaid wrapped around her shoulders, sipping the strong black coffee Jamie had brewed for her – she watched him pack away clothes and books for the trip.

They didn’t know how long he would stay – only that they’d use the car trip to figure it out.

To figure *everything* out.

So quickly they had come back to each other – so quickly everything in their separate lives had to be merged.

But there was no fear that it wouldn’t be figured out – just confidence that it *would*.

On Monday afternoon, with their suitcases and a basket of food safely tucked away in the bed of Jamie’s battered pickup, she had kissed Ian and Jenny goodbye. Jamie made his farewells with Murtagh – the older man clasping his godson in a long embrace – and then they were rumbling down the gravel driveway, pausing at the gate to wave at the Murrays and Frasers still standing on the front porch of the big house.

And then Claire had flipped on the car radio, and they glided through the trees, Jamie’s right hand resting on her thigh, both of them quietly humming along to The Eagles:

Cause I got a peaceful easy feeling // And I know you won’t let me down…

They made it to the quiet, hazy mountains of Shenandoah National Park by dusk. Jamie parked the truck at one of the many scenic overlooks, and Claire slid over on the bench seat, resting her head on his shoulder, watching the last tendrils of sun sink below the horizon.

“I don’t know how we’ll make it work, Claire – but we will. I promise you.”

His thumb traced a mole at the top of her right arm, darting beneath her shirtsleeve for a caress.

“I know we will. We are neither of us whole, alone.”

He kissed the crown of her head. She wrapped her arms around his middle, hooking her thumbs in the loops of his jeans.

One mile over we’ll be there and we’ll see you // Ten true summers we’ll be there and laughing too…

“I don’t want to be half a person again, Claire,” he whispered, so softly. “I couldn’t bear it.”

“Hush,” she soothed, leaning up and quieting him with a kiss. “You won’t have to. We’ll get to Boston, figure out how long you’ll stay. I only have a little over a year left – that’s not terrible. Not when it took us so long to find each other again. And then we’ll go back to Lallybroch – for good.”

He brought her closer – a long, deep kiss.

“And we have to plan our church wedding,” he breathed against her lips. “I can’t wait to marry you again.”

Even in the half-dark, her smile was dazzling.

They slept in the cool, fresh air that night, soothed to sleep by the rustling trees, nestled under a pile of blankets in the back of the truck.

Sometime in the darkness, Jamie woke Claire and made love to her, slowly and tenderly, not speaking. She watched stars winking through the lattice of black branches overhead, and fell asleep again with his comforting weight still warm on top of her. Praying this wasn’t all a dream.

Overjoyed with the dawn to find that they were still together.

Celebrating with a wake-up kiss.

They passed through Maryland that morning, stopping for a steaming, mouth-watering bucket of crab by the side of the road. Jamie delighted in licking the Old Bay seasoning from her fingers.

Then through Harrisburg and Scranton, Pennsylvania. Forests. Coal country.

They listened to country western, and hymns, and rock, and whatever they could find on the radio.

Talked about Boston – and Boone – and what they would name their children.

Somewhere near Binghamton, New York that song came on. And Jamie wordlessly pulled over on the interstate, turned on his flashers, and seized Claire.

Shaking hands and unyielding belt buckles and a burst seam in Jamie’s jeans were no match for their sudden, desperate hunger to become one.

Outside in the cold distance a wildcat did prowl // Two riders were approaching // And the wind begins to howl…

Gasping for breath when it was over – quick, but not so quick that Jamie didn’t see to her needs – Claire insisted they find a place to stay for the night.

The Bonnie Motor Inn was run by a fellow veteran – he gave Jamie a 20% discount on a room that was small, and clean, and theirs.

They shared a bucket of fried chicken at the small diner down the block – then a long, restorative shower. And sleep, after giggling over Johnny Carson, ridiculously entwined on the twin mattress.

They made it to Boston by late afternoon on Wednesday, Jamie faithfully following Claire’s directions through a leafy residential neighborhood that didn’t quite match his mental image of where she would live.

But then they pulled into a driveway – and Jamie saw Dr. Joe Abernathy sweating over his lawnmower – and Claire threw open the door, racing across the garden to tackle him in a bear hug.

Jamie couldn’t hear them until he cut the engine –

“…still can’t believe it, Joe. I swear I must be living in some kind of fairy tale – ”

- and saluted the man who had helped Claire save his life.

Joe wiped his sweaty brow on his sleeve, straightened, and returned the salute.

“Bout time you two wised up,” he smiled. “Come on – let’s see what Gail’s got cooking for dinner.”


The Eagles - Peaceful Easy Feeling

Yes - Roundabout

Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower

random thought but this might genuinely be the first YouTube Rewind ever without shittypie and I can’t tell you how unironically excited I am to see it

anonymous asked:

what if allison has a deal with her parents where they let her be but in exchange she still has to attend rich classy people gatherings a few time a year. what if she only ever takes foxes as her +1 & some of them play along & some cause a lot of raised eyebrows and some get into political discussions & some get way into playing pretend couple to get a raise of the crowd. who do you think would do what & do you think allison would start finding these parties entertaining for the first time ever

i’m gonna make this post-TKM, because the foxes are way closer after that
also this got REALLY long (like really. it’s basically a book.) so the answer is below the cut

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anonymous asked:

"What do you want, bruv'?" (@whats-up-I-got-a-lawnmower)

“I want to feel.”

He was not expecting the words to flee his wooden lips. But then again, he had not expected the question.

anonymous asked:

Drunk (from Eran or Matt) @whatsupigotalawnmower

Send a word for a specific text from my muse to yours.
Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse.

[Text to Knoxy Boi]: Oi!! I shiud ave told ya Ya Lopk fit as FUCK TODAY 👌🏼😭👌🏼👌🏼👅

@whats-up-i-got-a-lawnmower //……its from matt lmao!!!!!!! Plot twist maybe he doesn’t hate him to much ?!?!

asktheredreaper  asked:

ANON WON'T WORK SORRY FROMMY SIDEBLOG PLS “Who the fuck are you?” (@whats-up-i-got-a-lawnmower)

“Who the fuck are you?” Enrico asked, glaring at the two toned ‘man in front of him. Glasses and oddly colored eyes. They were nearly fluorescent. Contacts maybe. He didn’t know. Who ever this was, he got an odd vibe from them. One that said dangerous despite the air of cheeriness swarming around the 'man.’

{First of all, Happy Halloween! I hope you’re all having a good holiday. 

I am so shocked and happy to announce I have +300 followers, and I love every single one of you. You’re all sweethearts, and I feel so lucky to have gotten to know some of you, some of which I continue to talk, or roleplay with.

This blog makes me so happy, and literally saved me in a dark moment, so all of you is kept in my heart, always.

This follow forever is dedicated to all of you, my sweet 310 followers. However, there are some I’ve gotten the chance to talk to some more, which I want to highlight!

The Earl: The ones I mostly talk to, or have talked to, or rp and rped with. Or people I have talked to, or blogs I look up to. You’re my favourite, and I don’t know what would I do without all of you~ 

 askjulietsutcliff | annotatingarchangelsasktheredreaper | ask-the-lady-phantomhivebitchbootytrancy | bloodyfabulous | checkmatecielcielphantomhivcieltheteen | claudeyesyourhighnesscutie-trash | demon-trasheyepatch-cutie | fabulousviscountdruittfaustiancontracts | grellshitei | grell-grell-grellimp-of-the-pxrverse | lavendermaid | le-jeune-maitrelittlemasterphantomhivelittle-miss-shinigami | lusxs-dominae | mei-rin-blossomsphantomhive-trashphantomhyve | pluto-the-houndsebbytheteen | sky-phantomspooky-grell | thatmasteronlinethephantomhivevincent | thequeenofmangosteens | thesilverhairedshinigamithe-tainted-butterflyvivian11106 | vphantomhivewilliam-reaper | william-t-sickofyourshityes–yourhighness-butlerofdeath- 

The butler: really awesome blogs I LOVE seeing in my dash, or reading your threads. Probably we haven’t talked, but I would LOVE to talk or/and roleplay with you!! 

actual-irl-baldroyagxi | alans-little-secrets-postsalice–with-a-bowtieamberarachnid | animam-immortalem | bengaliprincesomabestia-domitor | blackbeautyandlaceblue-earl | ciel-imperialesclaxde | contractedbutler | countxss-phantomhive | daggeringactdamnatus-nigrum-surgensdemon-crow666 | demondispeldiespinneclaudeearl–of–phantomhive | elizxbeth-midford | expectingbutlerfipusu | forsaken-earlgardxnergentlexdeadgourmanding | grunehexe | jumbotism | lonelyteablossomsmadxmemidforded | mxrtemofficialdrosselkeinz | one-hell-of-a-raven-demon | phantomhiveravenphantomhive-brat | princepsinferni | princessladyelizabethmiddlefordqingbang | queens-chess-piecereapergrellsutcliffreaperronaldknox |  royalciel | ruthless-watchdogsay-woof | scarletfoxredmondsophiamidfordspider-trashspookysieglinde | strictbossinglasses | sxrpensthemastersnakecharmer | the-lord-phantomhivethe-seaweed-tigress | the-street-urchinthis-bard-is-on-firetreuenhund | twisted-mortician | undertxker | viridemhexevvlin91 | welcometotheundertaker | westonswolf | whats-up-i-got-a-lawnmower | wickedtailcoat2oulle22-lover 

If for any reason you’re not here, it means I forgot or I probably don’t see you that much on my dash. Anyway, thank you for following me, I love ALL OF YOU!! *hugs all of you* Thank you for being a part of my every day~ }

As of late I have reached over 700 followers! I thank you all for sticking with me and my crazy otakuness. I don’t know how I even reached this number since I cry over fictional characters and talk about protecting a bunch of characters with my life. 

Since this is my first follow forever this might be really bad. I have no idea really how to do one of these so it might be bad.I also don’t have very many mutuals on this site but I would like to start talking to you all more. Anyway, here it goes. 

# - C

1hellofashotabooty-fujoshi 1magineall 2pointsfororiginality 50shadesofgrell 88phantomhiveciel-cakesplease 666-raven-eyes a-butler-for-your-soul a-murder-of-muses absent-voices adorablemaster adorablist ask-bocchan allvr-e alois-bootyshorts-trancy alois-motherfucking-trancy aloistrancyprotectionsquad aloistrancyvevo amazingkuroart ambre-yeux anarallath angelphantomhive angelus–eius anime-manga-y-mucho-entai animeandbandsfolifeyo animelover1000 annabeerocksyoursoxs another-otaku-girl anotherattackonblackbutler
ensnaredbythespider aominedaiki-ace apocalyptic-time ara-ne-um arielegance arocielphantomhive artificialciel ask-claude-faustus-and-the-crew ask-irl-aloistrancy ask-phantom ask-seba-ciel ask-the-phantomhives phantomhives-bae ask-trancy ask-yo-gangsta-ciel asklizzieandalice asktheredreaper askthetrancymanor astaanecielle attack-on-alois attackonblackghoul attackontitan-hs attackontitshonor attractiveroyal b-a-p-crazy bertholdts bestia-domitor bestofanimeart bisexualurl black-butler-forever black-butler-life black-rabbit-cosplay blackbeautyandlace blackbutlerescape blackbutlerofficial blackbutlerrpmasterlist blackbutlerweek blacks-flawed-beast blackxxbutler blondespider bloo-goo blue-earl blueeyesderpdragon bluekitten75 bocchanblue bocchanxbutler bpdalois brittles–skittles brokenbluebells brokenenglishqueen bundleofnegativity carollpersonalpaca caveter celestialstarlights chateaux-en-ciel cheshire-cats-grinning chibigrell chizuru210 ciel-beehive ciel-inyourface-phantomhive ciel-likes-sebastian ciel-phantomhive-kuroshitzuji ciel-phantomhive-bocchan ciel-phantomhive-kawaii ciel-was-a-demon-child cielbluehood cielfuckingphantomhive cielinsanity cielmatsuoka cielphantomhiv cielphantomhiveco cielphantomhomo cielpotatohive ciels-hell cielsebastian11 cielsphxntomhive cieltheteen cieltian cielvsalois cielxoxo ciielois ciielxphantomhive circus-of-sorrowed-souls claudetheteen calvin-before-and-after-eloise claxde coiling-beauty sold-my-soul-for-revenge colourflow comitiis conny87 contessinamiddleford contracted-raven contractedbutler cookierocky coolanimeobsessionuniverse corporal-cleanfreak corvus-ex-inferno cosplayart cosplaycornerstuff cosplayisagoodtime countessreicheru creamallow creampuffkenma creamy-sebastian creepy-dollhouse crimson-angelina cryingclxwn cute-demon-things cutie-trash cutiebobo

D - H

daemonum-corvum daftknox daiyamasu darling-red-reaper david-utahtrailhead daydreamdamnation deliciel demon-ciel-phantomhive demoncatlover demoniccielaphantomhive demxnic-aristxcrat derzirkuspuppe despotiism deuxpapillons devilishpilgrim dia-no-paraiso diabolikkin diabolus-puerum diamonds-and-anime dianaphantomhive dictator-of-fabulous disco-dancing-into-lokis-cell dolloftheangel domina-gladiis dorkier-than-before-face-8888 drocell-keinz-fair-lady dropdeadesu ea-velvet earlgreyandco eliaphobic elizabeth–midford elizabeth-kawaii-midford elizabethmidfordphantomhive7 elusiveotaku epicgameandcomiccosplay escarletes esdrathael2040 evil-nobleman expectingbutler fabulousviscountdruitt fabulous-crimson-reaper fancytrancyxp fancyxtrancy fangirlingforevergirl fantomu-sakkaku fathermichaelis faustian-spider-claude faustxs foreverfallingfarbehind foreverphantomhive forgottenbellflower forsaken-earl fox-has-the-phone-box frankwest884 frecklesdoll funtomhaivu funtoms-trouble-bratty-double gardxner gayirschtein ghastlytrancy glimmeringgoldenearl gourmanding grell-grell-grell grellandcompany grellrutcliff grellthelonely hailey-san half-blood-hime hamsteakandpasta hanayui hasanasofficeatfreddys headphantomhive  heavyweightxlockhart thedevilswhisper hellacatstack her-loyal-guard-dog her-royal-lolicension highnvss hikari-dullahan hinaml his-butler-anonymous his-butler-blogging his-real-name-is-jim hisbutler–able thiscatdraws hisloyalgermandog hisocutie hobogodofwar holleeking httpbunny hystericalxbunnies

I - N

i-cant-tie-my-shoes i-luv-kuroshitsuji iamtable igneus-ardor ignissaltator iimpair ikimaru iloveyoulikedeanlovestheimpala immortalhdx impervii incubatingfeline indie-the-wizard inquinatum-bellus inuyashaqueen ismyblackbluter jadeb2000 jehan-lejre joinokizuna jokers-painful-smile just-a-butler justyourginger k-oshii katgoals kayker-design keishimarp kireiibaka kniifethrower kodona kouhaisquad kuroaddict kuroigames kuroladiesdefensesquad kuroshitsuji-br kuroshitsuji-imagines kuroshitsujifandomblog kuroshitsujifans kuroshitsujiinmysoul kuroshitsujiinsider kuroshitsujiotakuforever kuroshitsujiotakuforever kyubachu lady-ceciliaphantomhive ladyciel-br lancecorporal-heichou lau-dreams-of-butterflies lawliettantei lets-ask-ib-and-garry letslucy97 lexii–phantomhive lie-t0-m3 lilfluffy-bro lilkinve4s420 lisa-tea littlemasterphantomhive littlestarmaiden lokinne londonreapers lord-sesshomaru-sama lovethegazette lucem-tenebris luckied m0m0cosplay madameredo madkuroshitsujicosplay magicstudios makotomylord mamotte marquiiis masha-yakimova mastertoabutler mattya941 mayu-lady meenakan melmelcats merrychristmasundertaker messwithmikasa midfxrdprincess milkcherie miraclesareawsome misaki-mei-another miss-anime-randomness mohouko mojk484 murasakiih mxchaelxs my-beloved-sebastian my-butler-is-hotter-than-yours myoddimagination n-o-boundaries nagito-komaeduh nanasehh nanishiki neededquotes never-misses nevermorex nighttimeteaparty noahsarkcircus nozomi6chan

O - S

official-joker official-sebaciel-princess one-hell-of-a-butler6978 one-hell-of-a-raven-demon orlandofox ouoxmerpxouo panda-bryn pandainpanties papillonfragile pastel-cutie pastelbutler peter-quilava petite-ciel phantomhive-trash phantomhiveatthedisco phantomhivebook phantomhivefanatic phantomhiveinblue phantomhivepimp phantomhiveraven phantomhives-bae phxntomhiveblue pikadiana pinkamemea praise-sebaciel prayermachine porcelainscars priincesoma princepsinferni princess-arya-stark princessladyelizabethmiddleford princessmatsuoka pupacirci puppet-man-fnaf purgetheimpure queenofcommoners queensloyalwatchdog quin-b4 raven-ciel razikun reapergrellsutcliff reaperronaldknox rebornica repolho-cozido residing-in-wonderland resurgum reunionwillcome richardofshrewsbury rightfap rinuta riva-and-eren rojaloca roselove307 royalblueearl royalreiss rudiium ryukos-lemon sacriilegious sammiehime sansan9 saruhikobooty sassy-neko sassylikebassy sassytoukakirishima satanlovesyou69 satans-surname savecielphantomhive say-woof scarletfoxredmond scarletmadam schirumi sebaciel-derp sebaciellife sebastian-demon-butler-michaelis sebastianmichaelis sebastianxciel123 sebbytheteen senpai-chann sheskik shieru-phantomhive shiieruu shineneue sieglindepng sieglindesullivans sieqlinde sistheresaruth sof-inawesome solliicita sparksofcolour spidersandwatchdogs spidersandwine spiiritual spn-straight-as-a-circle spookybocchan suck-my-frickfrack sukura-miki sxrpens

T - Z

tacetsicarius tea-phantomhive tegansebastian temesasu tempestaura thatbutler-amused thatsexybutler the-dark-crow the-dark-one-called the-darker-dreams the-darkness-has-enveloped-me the-eaten-eyepatch the-jellyfish-princess the-lord-phantomhive the-princess-and-gentleman the-sins-of-a-noble the-tainted-butterfly thecrystalizeddemongirl thedollofthecircus theearltrancy thefaustianspider thegryphonsnest theinsanityofanartist thekuronoshitsujiblog themxitre thephantomhivesnewmaid thespidersintention thgardnofamahara this-bard-is-on-fire thisismyninjawaytofood thxtknight tightrope-walker-doll tiigerism tinyyghost trancyhive-dreams trancys-tramp trapeziist trappedwithinmonochrome trash-bun trashbastian trashinichi tsukihanyou tweeky twentythreethirty unhinged-coffin unlovedearl unordinary-fangirl unsxuber uxchin valkyrie-skies vantasticwreck veggiesass vigilate-canem-and-aranea viiscount villainousearl vincentius-phantomhive we-smoke-weed-me weeanoobs whats-up-i-got-a-lawnmower whiteswxn whitexhunter whoreos420 whosayanyway wintersoldier-barnes wolvesanddarkcolors wrathfultrapezeartist xclaude-faustusx xnsaniam xran-maox young-lord-phantomhive zepandata zoazetta

anonymous asked:

☺ or ♠ your choice (@whats-up-i-got-a-lawnmower)

♠ : A young teen (13 - 16)


Now that Ciel was nearing sixteen, he often went into town unaccompanied by a certain demonic pest, free to roam the cobblestone streets and into any shop he pleased, purchase any sweet that made his mouth water, look through clothes and toy stores to get ideas for the newest line of Funtom plushies. Humming under his breath and idly running his thumb over the skull head of his cane, Ciel was about to turn into the candy shop when he nearly ran directly into a man, quickly taking a step back. He was about to apologize, but then he saw it was not only a reaper, but /Ronald/.

“Do you intend on blocking the entryway all day long?”

anonymous asked:

"Care to dance) (masquerade au thing) (whats-up-I-got-a-lawnmower)

Though this event was indeed a masquerade, the brunette could identify her colleague automatically. Not only by the sound that his voice presented her, but also by the infamous, two-toned hair. Even if someone else did possess such a style, which was far-fetched, it’d even still be distinguishable. It was simply what she’d refer to as a ‘Ronald Knox thing’.

A grin tugged at the crimson lips the grim possessed, and her eyes, clearly identifiable through the Columbina, noir mask she wore. If you couldn’t see it was her by her optics, you could tell via facial features, the rest of which were left entirely unexposed.

“I would love to.”


⋨۵⋩—; So.. here it is.. I’m embarrassing myself but meh. xD Also, I was supposed to wear my black blazer for this cosplay, but I sort of forgot.. But it’s too late to make any changes now.

So I wanna thank the following babies for coping with me (even though I’ve been here for about five days) AND people who are just awesome:

queenswatchdogwoof | earloftheunderworld | phantomhiveraven | enfant–impie | derzirkuspuppe | whats-up-i-got-a-lawnmower | cutie-trash | expectingbutler | sebbytheteen | phantomhive-trash | ciel-inyourface-phantomhive | pupacirci | sold-my-soul-for-revenge | cerberusoflondon | uxchin | domina-gladiis | say-woof | william-t-sickofyourshit | blacks-flawed-beast | cynicalsupervisor | blackbeautyandlace | lixnne | hermanngreenhill | resurgum | thegrimmredridinghood | phantomhiveinblue | diabxlus-cxrvus | lavendermaid | demonxshiethxmaidxhannah | demon-crow666 | tacetsicarius | faxstxs | bvtanical | ofillusions | spiiritual | theareaofgrey | deumrelinquo | ari-rivaille-ackerman | wonderlandsinners | a-kirkland | pussxnboots | thewhitemanor | nagarie | sweetbloodsucker | itscrimetime | fangs-of-rebellion | kare-no-hogo | thedarkladymidford | conducteurrose | mxnsterkiller | blue-turnips | littleredmarill | glimmeringgoldenearl | brokenhexrt | fruitofkyotoryu | theirishwitch | moonxmeister | v-is-for-vice | thephantomhivevincent | femaletitxn | l-a-i-t-o | phantomhiveraven

Again, if you’re not on the list, I am sorry. <3

Happy New Year!

On December 23rd, my washing machine died.

Technically, it isn’t mine, but the landlord’s. I used to own a washing machine and dryer, but I actually ended up hating it. As my son got older and neared leaving home, I made a career change to writing, thus consigning myself to poverty for the remainder of my life. I made some pretty good money before and was stable and had a house and blah blah blah. After becoming poor, moving around became a requirement. I rented a house for a while, but the guy sold it, so I had to move. I rented another house for a while, but my lawnmower broke down and my lawn got long and the landlord turned into a giant cosmic fucking dick about it, so I moved out, like, that very day. God, what a dick that guy was. Jesus. He sued me because I didn’t give him notice and I showed up in court ready to fight but he didn’t and it was dropped. That was my first lesson in being sued. Suing someone is kind of expensive, so people usually just threaten it, send you scary letters with official shit stamped all over them, full of lawyerese language, so on. They’re hoping to scare you into going “Oh, shit!” and do what they want. They’re hoping to God you don’t say “Bring it.”

I actually ended up discarding my washer and dryer because they were such a pain in the ass to move around. Seriously, I was moving one time and just lugged them out to the sidewalk and put a sign on them that said “WORKS–FREE” and bolted. I didn’t even want to deal with selling them. Since then I have rented places that came with landlord-provided washers and dryers.

So I was washing a load a clothes and it came to the part in the cycle where it drains the water and rinses, only it didn’t. It just stopped. My clothes were just sitting there in soapy water. No amount of kicking, shaking, cursing, or angry dial turning would get the goddamn thing to drain. I had to rinse my clothes in the shower, which kinda sucked. I made a mental note to call the landlord after the holiday about it. I have a really cool, easy-going landlord at the moment and I didn’t want to trouble him over Christmas with a broken washing machine.

Well, it’s after the holiday and I’m not sure I’m gonna call him. I quite enjoyed going to the laundry mat today. Man, it’s been a while since I went to a laundry mat. Like, it might’ve even been the last century, I’m not sure.

Did you know there’s wi-fi at laundry mats now? That’s pretty cool. Instead of going to a coffee shop and listening to annoying “global” music just to check my email, download Mythbusters, and post something on Tumblr, I can actually get some work done.

Fucking multitasking. I love it.

I may call the landlord or I may not, but I did wash a few loads of clothes, took them home, and put them AWAY–like, RIGHT AWAY. That’s something I never do at home. If I had washed those same clothes at home, they’d still be in the fucking dryer right now. Instead of getting a clean shirt or a clean pair of boxers out of the dryer like normal, I will get them out a drawer, out of a closet, just like people on TV do.

The washing machine breaking down has made me a more orderly person and has given my dresser and closet something to do. They have purpose now and actually feel important again, nay, loved. You guys should see how their eyes light up when I come looking for a pair of socks.

You can’t beat that.