whats the point man

anonymous asked:

So proud of Serena Williams she always goes off on men who underestimate her success just because she's female! What John said about her is so sexist about how she would only be in top 700 in the males. Serena said after her baby she's coming back to tennis in January!

good for her!! love a successful woman and esp one who sticks up for herself, in a well spoken manner. She is an icon. a hero. a stud.

also, what, is he trying to use a little controversy to sell his book? seems like a common tactic these days.

anyway he’s so sexist. “if she were a man in the men’s circuit, well, she wouldnt be the greatest, she’d be like 700th”. (paraphrased).  One, well she’s not a man, so…. what’s your point bro
and two, she literally is probably one of the the best tennis players of all time, why you gotta rag on her dude? Give props when props are due! it just makes you look bitter!

anyway here is a great thing she said once that i really like. I find this true not just in spots but in most all careers that have a sexist undertone woven through them.

“As we know, women have to break down many barriers on the road to success. One of those barriers is the way we are constantly reminded we are not men, as if it is a flaw. People call me one of the “world’s greatest female athletes.” Do they say LeBron is one of the world’s best male athletes? Is Tiger? Federer? Why not? They are certainly not female. We should never let this go unchallenged. We should always be judged by our achievements, not by our gender.”

For being someone who’s always sleeping or talking about sleeping or wishing he were asleep Aizawa sure likes being up late at night, doesn’t he

who would have thought I’d have found yet another reason for finding this man relatable

  • Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
  • The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
  • Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
  • New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
  • Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
  • Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
  • State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
  • Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
  • Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
  • All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
  • Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
  • Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
  • Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
  • Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
  • Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
  • Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
  • The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
  • A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
  • Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.

3+ hours later, I finished

after about 2 hrs I gave up trying to get the template to transfer and just free-handed a lot of it

edit: this is my graduation cap. I don’t know if it’s clear at all that’s what it is lmao

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La scimmia nuda balla
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Love Italy’s entry this year Occidentali’s Karma, so hetavision art was necessary!

tom holland in england: adorable cozy boy who wears soft clothes, walks his dog, drinks tea and hangs out with his mom. practices lines in the morning, goes out to pubs and gets a lazy happy kind of drunk. is asleep by 10 pm everynight without fail. probably cries while watching titanic and likes the smell of grass

tom holland in new york: This Bitch™ who wears tight clothes that are all dark like his soul. titties are Hard and tattoo gun is Out. goes boxing every day and probably is always in the mood to make out with somebody. lowkey sleepy all the time. he’ll kick your ass he’ll kick my ass he’ll kick his own ass

tom holland in california: a fuckboy with a heart of gold. never wears a shirt, probably doesn’t even own shirts anymore bc he burned them all then lit a joint on the flames. eats raw fruit a lot and drinks only ice cold water. smells like sea salt and always has some sand in his hair. he loves life he loves himself and he loves his friends. good vibes man

anonymous asked:

Do you miss Edd?

I get asked this question roughly 2-3 times a day, usually from very young people, and I don’t answer it because I don’t want anyone to get grief from my audience. However, since you’ve asked me anonymously, I can speak freely.

What the fuck kind of a question is this? What an intensely fucking insensitive, asinine question. Of course I miss Edd. He was my friend and my partner and his death seemingly came out of nowhere. Fucking hell. Why do so many people ask me this? What is actually wrong with you? I never got to tell him what he meant to me; I never got to ask him what I should do if he died; I never even got to say goodbye. Then, instead of getting to grieve like a normal person, I had to obsess over his show for four solid years to the point that I barely remember what the actual man was like; all while being told that I was a leech, that I was raping his memory, and that he’d be ashamed of me. So yeah, not only do I miss him, but I don’t even know who I’m fucking missing anymore.

Does that answer your goddamn question?

  • Jaime: Have you seen Bart?
  • Tim: -without looks up from his laptop holds up a cheeto which vanishes in a second-
  • Jaime: Uh....
  • Tim: He got into my Monster stash, has yet to slow down.
  • Jaime: Shouldn't we call, like, The Flash for help or something?
  • Tim: Nah, this is the most work he's gotten done in ages. He already has all his homework for the school year done and is now tackling the RNA folding problem.
  • Jaime: The what?
  • Tim: -points at white board across the room- I don't know, man. You try to keep up with his thought process.

tomatoes-in-a-trenchcoat  asked:

Lance being extremely flexible and Shiro cannot function. Shance.

Ooooohhh I do love a thirsty Shiro 👌🏻👌🏻👀
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“Pidge, when I said I’d help you learn yoga, I didn’t realize how much help you actually needed.” “Fuck you. On so many goddamn levels, fuck you.” Shiro paused in his usual rounds through the Castle. It was late at night, everyone was usually in bed by now. Curious, he moved to the room the voices were coming from, wondering what exactly was going on.
The room was dimly lit by candles and the tiled floor had two mats, one blue and one green, laid out in the middle of the area. Pidge was currently struggling to do a certain pose on the green mat, Lance fluttering about her worriedly, carefully correcting her stance.
The young girl teetered to the side precariously, Lance gently adjusting her position. “No, you have to focus your weight to the center, not outwards.” The Cuban male corrected. Pidge huffed, straining as she balanced on one leg.
Shiro was more focused on the yoga pants Lance had on. Where did he even get those from anyway??? They, uh, certainly hugged his legs well… he swallowed at the sudden build up of saliva in his mouth. Do not think about those thighs, do not think about those thighs, do not think about those thighs…
Lance took up a position on the blue mat, easily stretching into the pose Pidge was struggling with. “Okay, so from the Tree, we go to the Ice Skater…” he proceeded to lean forward, extending a leg behind him with his arms out on either side.
“Now try the Pole Position…” Shiro’s jaw dropped as Lance straight up extended his leg up over his head, forming a perfect line with his legs. “Lance, I asked you to teach me this so I could maneuver better in small or tight spaces, not stretch me thin!” Pidge whined, breaking Shiro out of his trance.
Lance laughed, and proceeded to show her a lot more flexibility and stretches that before.
Shiro had to leave before they saw him. A cold shower was definitely needed after that display….
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Cackles bc Thirsty Shiro and Oblivious Lance is my jam- the boy is lanky, and oooh boy is he flexible! Wonder what other positions Shiro imagines he can get into, eh? ;P

he likes to read

(this wants with all its heart to be a multichapter fic but i need instant gratification sooo)


He likes to read.

He likes to read and Kent likes him, and he really doesn’t know what to do about this fact.

Kent ran into him – well, ran past him, really – on a morning jog, in a usually deserted area of the community park where trees have been planted and are carefully watered to give the appearance of a verdant, lush grove in the middle of sunny, dusty Nevada. He was standing against a tree and reading, and when Kent jogged back to ask what he was doing, the man laughed and pointed to his book. Walden.

Kent’s never read it. The man shrugs. “It’s about a man who gave up his whole life to go live in the woods,” he says. “I used to go to Walden Pond and re-read it once a summer. But now I’m here and, well… this is as close to the woods as I can get.”

His name is James. He’s a high school English teacher. He shakes Kent’s sweaty hand and asks his name, what he does for a living.

Kent blinks at him hard. “You…” he starts. He was about to say, you don’t know?

“Me? You do me?” James cracks a smile. “Is that a pick-up line?”

His smile is sunny, and Kent breaks a little bit inside. He finds himself quickly enough to say, “Would it work?”

Keep reading

OK, so Peter Parker now being in Iron Man 2 is really amazing and fills me with joy and also a sign of just how well put together the MCU is.

Obviously, that wasn’t Peter Parker at the time the movie was made. And it in no way needs to be. But the fact that the MCU can decide that it is and it still makes perfect sense in the timeline of this franchise is a miracle.

And it works even better because the movie never draws attention to it. If it was intended to be him, his parents and/or aunt or uncle would have called his name right afterwards as a little wink to the fans. Instead, it’s just a random kid who turns out to later become Spider-Man.

No other superhero franchise can really do that. The DCEU is still technically being built. They literally just set up that all human beings are created by Zeus, they won’t be doing any small easter egg pay offs for a while. And yeah, Fox have had even longer than Marvel Studios to build the X-Men universe, but that timeline and continuity is so royally f***ed it’s making Doctor Who jealous.

It is now canon that a random kid from Iron Man 2 will later become Spider-Man. And it wasn’t planned that way, it wasn’t an easter egg, or set up years in advance. But that’s how it is because Feige decided it is, and yet despite about a dozen movies worth of continuity between then and now, it fits into place.

Does this count as inktober