whats on teds head

“Hey, Carl, I think I found something you’ll like.”

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm?”

Ted the Animator: “Open up Photoshop, and load any random frame.”

Carl the Animator: “Gotcha.”

Ted the Animator: “…nice choice. Now, use the ‘quick selection’ tool to automatically grab most of the purple background.”

Carl the Animator: “Done.”

Ted the Animator: “Now, hit ‘delete’.”

Carl the Animator: “…it wants to use ‘Content-Aware’ fill. What’s that?”

Ted the Animator: “The funniest thing ever. Hit ‘ok’.”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, I was just–”

Carl the Animator: “…oh my gosh.”

Ted the Animator: “Told’ja.”

Carl the Animator: “That is… a masterpiece. The heck did it do?”

Ted the Animator: “Photoshop looked at the rest of the image, and tried to clone in a nice, natural background.”

Carl the Animator: “…which, I take it, doesn’t always work.”

Ted the Animator: “Yes indeedy. Try another.”

Carl the Animator: “Let’s see how it handles all the shapes in this one.”

Carl the Animator: “…freeeaaaky.’

Ted the Animator: “It looks like something you’d see in an ancient manuscript prophesying the end times.”

Carl the Animator: “What if we reverse it, and select a character instead?”

Ted the Animator: “Hm, smart.”

Carl the Animator: “…oh.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s like the creepiest invisibility cloak ever.”

Carl the Animator: “The selection tool likes to grab things weirdly, too… it just got Velma’s glasses while I dragged around her head.”

Ted the Animator: “Well, let’s see what happens.”

Carl the Animator: “…wow.”

Ted the Animator: “My favorite part is the elongated double face between Daphne and Fred.”

Carl the Animator: “Here, lemme grab one more from Aloha.”

Ted the Animator: “Should be a–… wait, Carl, you missed selecting one of the background guys’ fa–”

Carl the Animator:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ted the Animator: “Magnificent.”

Carl the Animator: “He looks so confused!”

Ted the Animator: “ ‘Um… hello? Anyone? How did I get inside this hair?’ “

Carl the Animator: “…can’t… breathe….”

Ted the Animator: “I’ll go put on another pot of coffee… it’s gonna be a looooong night of ‘shopping, I can feel it.”

alytigger  asked:

What's your favorite head cannon that you have about Ted?

(( OOC: He was this huge Hufflepuff jock who was actually a complete sweetheart and kept an eye on all the scared first-years and was loved by all the teachers and learnt the guitar so he could play to Andromeda in the Herbology greenhouses after classes (she teased him that it was so passers-by would assume the noise were the mandrakes). ))

One of the best known of Zeno’s problems is the Dichotomy Paradox, or the ‘paradox of cutting in two.' For more than 2,000 years, Zeno’s paradoxes have inspired mathematicians and philosophers to better understand the nature of infinity. But to be honest, we’re still scratching our heads!

From the TED-Ed Lesson What is Zeno’s Dichotomy Paradox? - Colm Kelleher

Animation by Buzzco Associates, inc.

Ted the Animator: “…what… how….’

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, the collar changes for a frame, so what?”

Ted the Animator: “…huh? No, I’m just… why does Scooby’s head become so small and freaky?”

Carl the Animator: “…oh gosh, I can’t unsee that now.”

4

Recurring Ice Cream Theme

So I’m not sure how this all ties together but Mona has been seen on a couple of different occasions wearing ice cream attire (earrings and shirt). Then there is the infamous Boo Boo’s Ice Cream factory and the ice pick that was found in Mona’s room. What REALLY keeps running through my head though is how much Pastor Ted loves his ice cream (he’s eaten it with both Ella and Ashley). Not to mention Ella mentioned how she couldn’t date him because he eats his ice cream just like Byron does. Is there a connection between Ted and Byron? And if so, is there a connection between them and this ice cream factory and even Mona? Mona wore the ice cream earrings the night she went to the theater with Byron, Mike and Aria. The ice cream factory ice pick was used up break Mona’s window. Something is strange here and it has to somehow connect together. Thoughts?

anonymous asked:

What do you think Ted Tonks job was? Do you think it was a muggle job or a wizard job??

(( OOC: I definitely think he would have had a job within the wizarding society. He was a skilled wizard, his wife and child were witches - there was no reason for him not to.

I love the idea of Hogwarts-age Ted being a this burly jock but still a massive sweetheart. So I like to think he would have been involved with sports somehow - perhaps a commentator or a coach. But I expect that during the first wizarding war much of his time would have been occupied with laying low and trying to keep himself and his family safe from death eaters. 

Didn’t quite work during the second war though, did it. ))

Ted [T'Challa/Reader]

“Guess who I’m dating” You tell Ted as you passed him the bong. Ted took a hit from the bong. “I got you motherfucker. Okay. I’ll guess the name.” Ted said.

“Go!” You said. “Mark, Sam, Bradley, Robert, Nick, Harry, Peter, John” You shook your head. “Not even close” You say laughing. “FUCK! One more!” You nodded.

“Kevin, Cliff, Logan, Chris, Tom, Tim, Tommy, Anthony, Jerem-” “Nope.” Ted cursed. “What the fuck is this little shit name?!” Ted cursed pissed that he couldn’t guess the name right.

“T'Challa” You say grabbing a bag of plain lays chips off the coffee able. “I’ve heard that name before” Ted says as he takes another hit from the bong. “Wait a fuckin minute! You mean to tell me your fuckin’ a goddamn African prince?!” Ted yelled out shocked.

“King. He’s King of Wakanda. And he’s a great guy.” You say as you shoved a few chips in your mouth. “Isn’t he like a millionaire or some shit?” Ted asked. “I dunno. Haven’t asked” You shrugged.

“I wanna know! Look up his net worth!” You grabbed your phone off the coffee table. You and Ted gapped at T'Challa’s net worth. “500 billion. Y/N how the fuck did you manage to get a FUCKIN’ BILLIONAIRE!” Ted yelled shocked. “I don’t care about that Ted. I love T'Challa not his money” You say as you put your phone back on the table.

“Yeah. Yeah. You love him for his personality and all that bullshit” Ted said as he took another hit from the bong. “Exactly. Now pass that shit over here” You said reaching for the bong.

You and Ted had been best friends for years. Thick and thin but see Ted is…an unusual best friend…He’s lets say….“Y/N my love why is there a bear on the couch? And why are you talking to it when it clearly won’t talk back?” You hear T'Challa say. You turn from Ted to see him standing in the living room of your apartment.

“T'Challa! Your here” You say getting up running into his arms. He smiles and wraps his arms around your waist. “I missed you Y/N.” T'Challa says. “Missed you too T” You say before kissing him.

“Okay I’m sick of this lovely dovey bullshit. Y/N you bitch introduce me to your dashing prince” Ted says getting sick of watching you and T'Challa.

“Y/N! Get behind me! This thing is speaking!” T'Challa yells pushing you behind him. “T! Calm down. It’s fine. This is Ted. You know my best friend I’m always talking about. This is him.” You say getting from behind him. “But…he’s a…Bear. A talking bear” You laugh.

“Yeah that he is. T'Challa meet Ted. Ted meet T'Challa” You say introducing those two each other. “Y/N…you were smoking weed…with this bear” T'Challa turned to you eyes wide. “Uhmm…yeah. We do this all the time”

“You ever smoked before?” Ted asked T'Challa. “No.” He shook his head. “Y/N…you thinking what I’m thinking?” Ted asked you. “Hell yeah.” You smirked. “Come on babe.” You say pulling T'Challa on the couch with you.

“Here” You handed T'Challa the bong. Who looked at you confused. “This is how you use it” You took a hit from the bong then handed it to T'Challa. T'Challa copied what you did and he started to cough. “It’s your first time” You say patting his back. “Come on take another one” You say encouraging him. And that’s he did even though he was coughing a lot.

“Take that shit boy!” Ted cheered. “Tell me how…how you became this” T'Challa says as he smiles. You know the weed has kicked . “I was a lonely motherfucker as a kid. So one night I wished upon a fuckin’ star that Ted would come to life and he did. Scared the fuck outta my parents thou. But me and Ted have been best friends since.” You say smiling at Ted.

“Pass me them chips T'Challa” Ted said. “Do I look like your damn maid?” T'Challa told Ted. “Just shut the fuck up and hand me the fucking chips ” Ted said.

T'Challa rolled his eyes but hands Ted the chips. “You know T'Challa….Me and you…We’re gonna get along just fine” Ted tells T'Challa.

Originally posted by jack-and-the-reefstalk

“...interdimensional laser-shooting metal-horned tube-shaped giant floating green-eyed robot gorilla head.”

Carl the Animator: “Works for me.”

Ted the Animator: “…KISS-amusement-park-branded barf bag.”

Carl the Animator: “Works for me.”

Ted the Animator: “…KISS leaving to go play a show while the gang is being chased and almost killed by said robo gorilla head.”

Carl the Animator: “…wait, what?”

Ted the Animator: “…they totally just left to do a concert instead of helping them escape the danger.”

Carl the Animator: “Priorities, Ted. Your fans always come first.”

Ted the Animator: “Even when your friends are at the mercy of a laser-shooting decapitated great ape?”

Carl the Animator:Especially then.”

Camp Life (Edit) 5

Part 4

  A couple days pass bringing you to the weekend where you found yourself sitting on top of the cliff with a keyboard you borrowed from the camp, your piece, and a headache. “I thought I might find you up here,” Ashton said as he walked up from behind you.

 “Were you looking for me?” You asked rubbing your temples.

 “I was thinking about you,” Ashton said sitting down next to you.

 “I don’t know why you would do that,” You mumbled looking at the keyboard.

 “I was wondering what sort of trouble you were going to stay out of today?” Ashton asked looking down at the the sheet music.

 “I’ve been here since ten this morning working on this piece for Red,” You explained as you marked a note to the side. “I’m pretty sure if the fish could hear me they would die. Does that answer your question?”

 “Not entirely. Why would they die?” Ashton said grabbing the paper you were trying to write on. “I don’t think you could ever play that horribly.”

 “I think I’ve reached rock bottom,” You whispered as you fingers grabbed a rock. Ashton looked over the music you were studying as you tossed the rock from hand to hand before throwing the piece of earth over the edge.

 “You know Michael, Luke, and I play the piano. We could probably help you with this,” Ashton offered after reading the last note. “I don’t know how much help we would be but any help could get you ahead.”

 “I didn’t know you played piano,” You said smiling. Grabbing your piece you lightly hit Ashton in the shoulder and turned forward.

 “I dabble,” Ashton said with a cocky smile on his face.

 “Alright Mr. Musical, my question today is: why are you volunteering your time to work at a summer camp?” You asked leaning back, pushing your sunglasses up the bridge of your nose and into place.  

 “We owe Ted a favor and I thought it would be a cool place to be over the summer,” Ashton said leaning back with you. “My mum is going to come visit with my younger brother, Harry, and my sister, Lauren. I think you would really like them.”

 “Why’s that?” You asked looking over at Ashton.

 “You won’t swarm them,” Ashton joked. “I think my mum will really like you.”

 “Are you saying that I’m going to meet her?” You asked, shocked that it was even a possibility.

 “Why not?” Ashton asked. “They’re coming to see me and I spend my free time with you.”

 “I don’t know. I’ve just never done the whole, meet my friend’s parents thing,” You said sitting up. Feeling stressed you took a deep breath and ran your fingers through your hair.

 “Do you ever have fun?” Ashton chuckled.

 “What do you mean?” You asked. “This is my fun.”

 “It’s your day off and you’re working on a piece that makes you sweat,” Ashton noted. “People are hanging out at The Circle or the playing in the water. Camila even asked where you had run off to so the two of you could do something.”

 “What am I supposed to do?” You asked looking around. “We are in the middle of nowhere at a camp for music and painting. The city isn’t exactly down the street from here. We’re not even allowed to leave the grounds.”

 “You can still make the best of what you have,” Ashton said standing up.

 “Like?” You asked, watching Ashton look around.

 “Undress,” Ashton ordered as he grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled the piece of clothing over his head.

 “Excuse me?” You asked.

 “We’re going for a swim,” Ashton said unbuttoning his jeans. Before pulling them down he looked at you and tilted his head. After a moment of staring at him you sighed and grabbed the bottom of your shirt. After striking down to your underwear you and Ashton creeped to the edge of the cliff and looked down at the water.

 “Are we going to jump?” Ashton asked. Looking at the fall and then looking at Ashton you started to feel brave. Your heart started to pump faster sending adrenaline through your body.

 “Sometimes you just need to fall,” You suggested. Ashton smiled and nodded, wrapping his arms around you and then falling off of the cliff. Plummeting toward the water you screamed and laughed, closing your eyes and falling straight into the water. Ashton let go of you as your bodies sunk toward the bottom of the lake, the cool water giving you a moment of relaxation. Opening your eyes for a moment you saw Ashton swimming to the surface for some air. Reluctant to follow you thought for a moment but followed his lead anyway, gasping for air as soon as you could.

 “Did I heard laughing as we fell?” Ashton asked running his hands through your hair.

 “I haven’t gone swimming in years,” You laughed looking around. “I forgot what this felt like. The water is so cold and refreshing.”

 “Did you bring a swim suite?” Ashton asked swimming closer to you.

 “I don’t own one,” You said looking around.

 “You should have gotten one. I mean you are at camp after all,” Ashton laughed, mocking you.

 “Stop it,” You said splashing him. Ashton turned his head and splashed you again.

 “I found you two!” Camila yelled from the docks, scaring both of you. “I almost didn’t recognize you, Blue! You look like you’re having some fun!”

 “Blue?” Ashton asked turning to you.

 “That’s my nickname,” You said looking from Camila and Michael to Ashton.

 “I’m coming in!” Camila yelled peeling off her shirt. Michael started to yell and looked around to make sure no one was looking.

 “Are you going to tell me why Blue is your nickname?” Ashton asked.

 “Maybe later,” You said looking back to Camila.

 “Relax. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before,” Camila said before diving into the lake. Michael grunted and ran his fingers through his hair and he walked in circles. When Camila joined you Michael sighed and took his shirt off, text Luke and Calum as he stripped down to his boxer briefs.

 After having your fun in the water everyone swam to shore to dry off. Standing on the muddy shore the boys found a large patch of grass and started a campfire, struggling until Camila stepped in. Ashton laid down some dry logs around the fire for everyone to sit by. “I can’t believe you guys made me go get the towels. I was the last one to show up,” Calum said staring at the fire.

 “That’s why we voted you to go get it,” Michael said wrapping a towel around Camila. Ashton wrapped a towel around you and ran his hands down your arm to warm you up before he took a seat next to you.

 “Where were you?” Luke asked sitting next to the bassist.

 “I was talking to Ted,” Calum grumbled.

 “What for?” Camila asked, her head shooting in Calum’s direction.

 “Just to talk to him about some audition tape stuff,” Calum slowly said. “Why?”

 “No reason,” Camila said shaking her head. “Nothing.”

 “Did you have fun today?” Ashton asked turning to you.

 “I definitely had a better time swimming than I would have had practicing,” You said starting to shiver.

 “Taking a break every now and then is not as bad as you make it out to be,” Ashton said wrapping his arm around you.

 “I never said it was a bad thing,” You said looking at him.

 “Alright. My question of the day is: why do you work yourself until you break?” Ashton asked.

 “If I don’t work myself I won’t get anywhere. If I don’t get anywhere I’m stuck with my step-family,” You said looking at Ashton and moving your gaze to the fire. “If I’m stuck with my step-family I’ll be one of the fish that died today.”

 “No fish died today,” Ashton said making you smile. “This is the vow I make. I am going to make this summer the best summer you’ll ever have. Everyday is going to be memorable.”

 “If every day is memorable aren’t they all the same?” You asked making Ashton sigh.

 “You’re going to be difficult all summer, aren’t you?” Ashton asked.

 “Probably,” You said nodding. “Can you live with that?”

 “I live with Michael. I can deal with just anything,” Ashton said.

 “Whatever you say Drummer Boy,” You said turning back to the other, not shocked when you saw them yelling over bands.

anonymous asked:

I think you've answered this before, so I apologize, but what are some of your fav TED talks off the top of your head?

Confessions of a Bad Feminist/The 3 A’s of Awesome/Your Body Language Shapes Who You Are/The Happy Secret to Better Work/A Kinder, Gentler Philosophy of Success/Why We Do What We Do/The Surprising Science of Happiness/Unlock the Intelligence, Passion, Greatness of Girls/My Stroke of Insight/How to speak so that people want to listen/How To Make Hard Choice/If I should Have a Daughter/The Art of Asking. I try to watch one every morning lol 😊

How I Met Your Mother finale REVIEW

*** MAJOR SPOILERS***

I guess I’m the only one who loved the How I Met Your Mother finale. I’ve been with the show since the pilot episode and have loved these characters like family for 9 years. The final episode was, in my opinion, true to all of their characters. Here are some thoughts:

1) Barney and Robin were never going to work as a couple. The fact that they tried marriage and failed is not unrealistic. In fact, real life couples who aren’t meant to be together get married and inevitably get divorced all the time.

2) Barney went back to being Barney. His personality didn’t magically change as a result of this failed marriage, which is something that would happen in most sitcoms. Instead, Barney went back to being the self absorbed ladies man he had always been, and I applaud the writers for it.

3) Robin became cold and distant following the divorce. This was perfectly in line with her character over 9 seasons. She had always focused on career over relationships, and the few times she really let someone in she got hurt, badly. After a divorce she withdrew emotionally and physically like she always did, coupled with the fact that she didn’t want to see her ex husband hitting on girls half his age, and add to that her insane worldwide travel schedule for work. The fact that Robin disappeared made perfect sense.

4) The mother dies. We predicted this seasons ago, and it is clear that the writers had this ending as a viable possibility right from the beginning (they had to film the teenage kid’s half of that conversation 9 years ago). All the clues led to it. And this is life. Sometimes awful things no matter how much a person deserves better.

5) The fact that the mother dies does NOT negate Ted’s journey these past 9 years in any way. He did find a woman he loved deeply, had two kids with her, and cherished that time.

6) Ted ends up with Robin YES!!! Of course he does! He loved Robin unconditionally for 9 years. That’s what this story was all about. Ted was head over heels, obsessed, ridiculously in love with Robin, but it never worked out in his favor. Why did most of this season revolve around her instead of actually meeting the mother? Because to Ted, that was the point of the story. Say what you want about Ted as a person, but the writer’s did the show justice by sticking to the theme, and theme has always been this: Ted is in love with Robin.

7) Lastly, Ted’s yearning to go back to Robin after the passing of his wife - six long years, by the way, which is more than a reasonable amount of time - does not negate the love he had for her. Real life, love, and relationships are much more complicated than sitcoms typically portray them, and I say kudos to the writers for going beyond the “everything works out just like we wish it would” ending and painting a more realistic, yet admittedly complex and at times infuriating, portrait of one man’s quest for love.

anonymous asked:

Hey so Idk if you're into Ted talks but they just posted a video not a day ago about how h*m*sexuality is for survival not sex. And while I didn't watch the video it sounds super gross and homophobic so please be careful babes.

i dont even know what ted talks is but heads up to anyone who does watch

Over A Barrel Thoughts/Review

Yay for bronchitis!  Really though, as much as I want to blame illness for the time lapse in the review, it really is more of the “Meh” feeling about the episode.

Maybe it is a lingering hangover from Mona’s death, perhaps it is how absurd the story lines are becoming.  Possibly it is because I have generated some sort of theory about almost every person in Rosewood.  (In my head, Barry- the cop, was also a brief suspect! LOL)

Any who, I do have some thoughts and observations, so here you go.

1. Johnny Ramond/Ramone?- Hearing his last name made me think back to the Ramone’s shirt from last episode.  If this is all someone’s dream/alternate reality/story, they are getting lazy naming people.

At the end of the episode, when Spencer asks him to tell her about Italy, you can barely hear him say that it actually started in London.

On a side note, am I the only one who believes Johnny bears a slight resemblance to Jesse St. James?

2. I know this has been brought up elsewhere, though it bears repeating.  Why the hell do the girls automatically assume Ali is responsible for EVERYTHING.  "Ali planted the knife", “Ali hid Mona’s laptop”, “Ali is sending my Mom flowers”, “Ali killed Mona”, “Ali reprogrammed the register”, “Ali is dictating my college choices”, Ali knows how to set off an integrate fireworks display from prison",  "Ali took the last piece of the cheesecake"…

Ok, that last one wasn’t true, though ENOUGH ALREADY!  Seriously, if Alison does turn out to be A, her character should run for President because the chic can get shit done!

3. As others have mentioned, A is always whoever is most convenient for the girls to blame at the time.  A is always framing them, though the only people I have seen trying to frame others recently are the Liars. First, Emily willing to plant a hair of Alison’s in Mona’s home…

-moment of silence-

Now, Spencer is asking Caleb how they can find a way to make the storage shed lead back to Holbrook.  What the heck?

4.  There may also have been a boo boo on Caleb’s part.  He said that he wiped down the vents and light switch, though he also touched the lock on the unit, as well as the lock on the teacher’s storage unit, and there are probably things in that unit that he didn’t wipe down.

And, SERIOUSLY, why were they NOT wearing gloves in that storage unit?  Spencer touched the plastic sheeting and part of the barrell.  I call some straight up BS!

(note the YELLOW chemical suit in the background)

Also, Hanna’s first comment is that Caleb sounds like someone in an air duct?  Is she used to talking to people that are crawling through air ducts?

5. The hole in Emily/Paige’s shirt- to me, it did not appear to be there when Emily was helping Aria at the register, and shows up later on.   Can someone else take a look and verify this one way or another?

(Talking with Aria, and then talking with New Coffee Chic, whose name I refused to acknowledge because she will probably be gone by the end of the season) 

6. Ok, the receipt thing.  I guess we are to believe that A hacked into the register and programmed it to print out?  Again, according to the story line, Aria, Emily, and Jackie know about that letter.  

- Emily specifically tells Aria she doesn’t have to pay, which could be argued as reverse psychology

- Aria insists on paying, which could be argued that she knew the receipt would print out that way

(Side note- a blond in the background)

7. Ezra.  Ezra. Ezra.  I am the only one that feels as though his character has turned into some sort of cliche’ businessman?  On the phone with vendors, arguing all the time.  Pops in and out of the establishment.  There is just something not very Ezra like about him.  

I actually do think Ezra could easily be the one messing with Aria’s college stuff, for one of two reasons.  He either wants Aria to stay in Rosewood OR he wants to be Hero that saves the day by helping Aria get into a college after she failed miserably on her own.  

8. Speaking of colleges, did anyone else find it amusing that Spencer said she dreaded going to a college where everyone showed up to class in flip flops, and last season, Spence was forced to wear flip flops on the day of her drugged meltdown when she slept at the school?

9. I know the caramel chews have already been pointed out as having a Spencer link.  To me, this person had a Lucas or Toby feel, in other words, masculine.

8. New Coffee Chic- What the heck?  My guess is that she likes Emily, and she thinks Emily likes girls, and the comment about Ezra was to try to get a feel on whether she was correct.  

Still, creepy.  Why are the 20 something’s in Rosewood drawn to high schoolers?

As a side note- She reminds of a cross between Jackie and Maya.

9. Why on earth would Holbrook text Aria?  He was closest to Hanna, right?  You know, maybe Holbrook DID text Aria because Holbrook IS undercover.  Possibly, he is watching Hanna right now, and he texted Aria because he didn’t want his cover blown.  

Maybe he did show up at the Grill and saw Aria talking to Jason, and from seeing Jason leave Hanna’s house the previous night before, decided to text Aria and have her go to the flower shop. 

I originally thought that Ashley might have set this up once she knew that Hanna knew.  She ordered Hanna outside, which would have given her time to set up the lunch with Jason, only to cancel later.  

Here is the thing though- regardless of WHO called in that flower order, the flower lady said that it was a MAN.

10. Which leads me to Ted.  Good old, lovable, Ted.  I have always thought that he has had ulterior motives, and is most likely way more involved in this that he comes across.  As I have pointed out earlier, when Ted and Wilden “meet” at the church dance, it really seems as though they already know each other.  I have also theorized that Ted could be Byron’s brother, Scott.  While we are led to believe that Scott committed suicide, we never actually hear Byron say those words, it is only inferred.  Also from the sounds of it, whatever happened to Scott was before Ella knew Byron.  Ella and Ted went on one date and Ella’s main complaint about Ted was that he reminded her of Byron, and that they even ate ice cream the same way.

Ted magically appears at key moments in the show- he is there when Hanna finds Emily’s jacket at the church sale, he is in the house at Halloween when the little girl visits Ashley, he is the one to find the NAT videos and gives them to Ashley. He posts a huge bail for Ashley when they barely know each other.  On top of that, we are to believe that after a 3 month “trip” to Peru, Ted miraculously comes back early within hours of the Jashley connection, and decides it is the best time to propose to Ashley.

I have wondered, and I know others have as well, if Ted isn’t Bethany’s adoptive father.  Heck, I have also wondered if Ted isn’t really Dianne Fitzgerald’s husband, and somehow has ties to Ezra.  We have never, to my recollection, seen Ezra and Ted in the same place, have we?

Maybe Ted knows what it is up, and is messing with Ashley’s head, and making sure that Hanna and the other Liars know what Ashley did?  The other thought is Jason planned it all, and sent those flowers over in the hopes of destroying Ashley’s relationship.

11. JAshley= Weird… Not because of the age difference, that is par for the course in this show.  Weird because why?  Ashley is supposed to be happy with Ted, who on the surface at least, seems like a genuinely nice guy.  I guess we are supposed to believe that Jason is vulnerable right now?  I call BS.  As I believe half the town is related anyway, could this be a slight nod to tip us off that this is not the first DiLaurentis that Ashley has slept with?  Maybe Kenneth is Hanna’s father, and that is why they look so similar.  

Or maybe Tom is Alison’s father, and finding this out is one of the main things that helped to tear apart the Marin family?  This could also explain why Jessica reached out to give Ashley a job when no one else did- she felt guilty for having a hand in breaking up Ashley’s marriage. This theory might also explain a bit of Alison’s crazy, and again, why Hanna and Alison look so similar.  This would also give Hanna a reason to hate Alison, even if it was misplaced anger for her father’s sins.

Ted says, “Thank you to all of those involved in rebuilding after Hurricane Sandy. Now I can be warm and don’t have to chew my bones in the dark.”


Truly, thank you for all the hard work, donations, and volunteering after the hurricane. Many people are still without power or have lost everything. Take a moment to say thank you and to offer your help to those affected either by donations (food, clothes, money) or through volunteering.