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GUYS.

GUYS GUYS GUYS.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT DILBERT CARTOONIST* SCOTT ADAMS HAD A WHOLE SET OF EXPLICITLY KINKY HYPNOFETISHY POSTS ON HIS BLOG LAST YEAR?

Choice quote: “In order to fully enjoy your New Year’s Eve, I want you to find a way to thank me, in words, not deeds. This is the part that connects us and makes it real. That feeling of connection will release a different set of feel-good chemistry in your brain that complements your arousal and takes it deeper. On New Year’s Eve, and the following day, I will be checking my public email account at dilbertcartoonist@gmail.com. You can stay anonymous if you want, but you have to show your respect by thanking me for some of the best orgasms of your life, if not the best. And imagine the grin on my face when I read your message and respond, based on your gender, with “good girl” or “good boy.”

This is some youtube hypnotist-level scattershot topping right here.

I’m so upset the comment section is disabled because I’m SO CURIOUS how this went over with a general audience.

How did this fly under my radar?

*And inexplicable Trump supporter**

**And likely Domly Dom based on his blog persona

To those curious.

So, I’m going to try and make this as gentle as possible, so please don’t take this the wrong way.

In the past [and now, today, even] I have gotten multiple asks, messages, and fanmails asking me about a certain person on tumblr that I used to have interactions with. I thought they had stopped, but apparently things are still kinda floating around?

And I understand part of this is because this person and I used to publicly interact a LOT back in the day, and then when that kinda dropped off, nobody ever got any sort of explanation.

This person was Infinitesimalee. [Not to be confused with infinitesimally]

Some of you knew her, some of you didn’t, as many of you are newer followers [the majority of you]. So if you don’t recognize this name, please move along and continue your browsing. For those of you who know who this is, feel free to keep reading below.

[Readmore with a general explanation. Do not reblog this post, please do not reply to it or send messages, and I will not be sharing any specific details of the situations, as those are our personal business.]

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Reblog this if you wait patiently for replies and respect the other mun enough to understand that muses can become selective at times in replying to certain threads, as well as ooc life becoming far too busy at times.