whatever-happened-to-chivalry

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. - EASY A

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies?

I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window.
I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey.
I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me.

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie.

—  Emma Stone, Easy A (2010)
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“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” Easy A (2010, dir. Will Gluck)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
—  easy A
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FAVORITE MOVIES >> Easy A (2010)
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80′s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80′s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

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❝whatever happened to chivalry? does it only exist in 80′s movies? i want john cusack holding a boombox outside my window. i want to ride off on a motorcycle with patrick dempsey i want jake from 16 candles waiting outside the church for me. i want judd nelson thrusting his fist up in the air because he knows he got me, just once, i want my life to be like an 80′s movie. preferbly with one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. but no, john hughes did not direct my life. 

@michaelguerins asked:easy a or freaky friday

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
—  Easy A
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Get to know me meme: 

[1/5] favorite movies -  Easy A

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

Easy A (2010 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "Whatever happened to chivalry?"
  • "Why does that matter - I'm adopted!"
  • "Relax! Jesus."
  • "Are you really that repulsed by lady parts?"
  • "Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason."
  • "I might even lose my virginity to him/her."
  • "What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"
  • "If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus."
  • "Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp."
  • "Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat."
  • "There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!"
  • "Is there a _______ here?"
  • "There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency."
  • "Who gives a rat's ass?"
  • "(S)He got a Coke Zero AGAIN."
  • "The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted."
  • "There's a young (wo)man here to see you."
  • "I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness."
  • "A gentleman caller, hurray!"
  • "If God wanted him/her to graduate, then God would have given him/her the right answers."
  • "I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman."
  • "A is for Awesome."
  • "Haven't you heard? I already did."
  • "The family member of the week gets to pick the movie."
  • "I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection."
  • "I have been... whoring around a lot."
  • "Yes, I am a big fat slut."
  • "I was just wondering if there's a minster around?"
  • "Are you accusing me of nepotism?"
  • "Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself/himself, let alone another person."
  • "Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys."
  • "Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him/her and shit?"
  • "No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper."
  • "You'd think, but _______ is a homophobe, which is why I called him/her a fascist."
  • "You know, the pill is not 100% effective."
  • "Not with a fizzle, but with a bang."
  • "Blech! Worst song ever!"
  • "Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody!"
  • "I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Thanks for asking."
  • "The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated."
  • "And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.""
  • "Not now I don't, shit-dick."
  • "Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen."
  • "I'm drunk. What's up, bitches?"
  • "I started piling on lie after lie."
  • "Well, that's because you're a virgin."
  • "After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list."
  • "A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes."
  • "Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?"
  • "Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story."
  • "This is my side, the right one."
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Easy A // film genre meme: comedies [2/8]

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

dir. Will Gluck (2010)

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Infinite List of Favorite Movies - Easy A, dir, Will Gluck

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

Endless List of Favorite Movies: Easy A

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
—  Olive Penderghast, Easy A
Undefined. It’s sad to see where the world is. Everyone anxiously awaits the opportunity to tear each other apart. Like an animal seeking out the weakest victim to prey on. Waiting for someone to trip to pounce. Whatever happened to chivalry. Whatever happened to respect. Whatever happened to integrity. A man is defined by how he treats others. A man admits his faults. Raises up his peers and not himself. I’m constantly saddened to see how much hate surrounds us. If only we could all peer into the deepest parts of each other, we would see the simple desire that everyone has to just be loved and accepted. We would understand that difference in gender/race/sexual-orientation/religion/politics/physical appearance etc is all meaningless. We are all one. We all have the same desire to be loved. Yet we sit and wait to laugh and point. Because we think it will make us feel better about ourselves. But in reality it is the root of all sorrow and self doubt. I am by no means perfect at this. Judgement is like a plague. It has no place in a healthy society yet it seeps into the cracks of all of us. Change begins with me and you. I hope to open my eyes and see everyone for who they are: a soul seeking love and acceptance. Rant over. Goodnight world.
—  Dan Reynolds’ words of wisdom on Twitter. (x)
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“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

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get to know me meme - [1/5] Favorite Movies:

↪ Easy A

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

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Easy A (2010)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.