I see your Frat Boy Vitya headcanons and I raise you:
Yuuri Katsuki being dragged to his first frat party after line three years at college spent just trying to blend into whatever wall is nearest. This is never going to happen and Yuuri thinks it’s because everyone is just amazed at how little of his shit he has together.
(They aren’t. “Fucking LOOK at him,” sighs many a sexually frustrated undergrad while pining loudly in Yuuri’s direction. Yuuri scuttles away with his hood closed almost completely around his face.)
Yuuri arrives at the party and immediately finds The Dog.
“There’s a dog here,” he tells Phichit, and spends the next three hours sitting on the floor with the dog.
“How are you?” he asks the dog very seriously as the dog slowly licks his shoulder. This is a Premium Dog. “Yes, good. Is my shoulder tasty? I’m so glad. I’m so glad you find my shoulder tasty. Whose dog are you?” The dog’s tags are in Cyrillic, which is really weird. Yuuri squints at the tag and finally says, “Whoever Binktop is, he has a really good dog.”
“Makkachin,” someone says eventually, and the dog gets up and goes to the interloper.
“No, come back,” Yuuri whimpers as the dog leaves. He doesn’t go far–the guy who called him is standing on the edge of he crowd wearing Chinos and Gucci sunglasses.
They’re inside. At night.
“Are you Binktop?” Yuuri asks him blearily. People have been bringing him drinks the whole time he’s been sitting with the dog and he doesn’t know what that’s about. Probably they feel sorry for him.
(”I brought him a drink, Chad,” says a certain dejected brother of Iota Sigma Upsilon. “He took it but he looked like he was going to cry. All he said was I don’t need your pity. I don’t understand?”)
“Excuse me?” asks Binktop. There is some sort of expensive imported cider in his hand. He looks down at his dog as though he will know the answer.
Yuuri points at the dog’s tags. “Binktop. His owner.”
“Oh,” says Binktop. He bends down to show Yuuri that, on the backside of the tag he’d been looking at, the same information is listed in English. “No. Viktor.”
Yuuri frowns and squints. “You look more like a Binktop to me.” He holds out a hand for Makkachin the Dog and waits until he comes to sniff it. “You have a really good dog, Binktop. He’s a great dog.”
“You’re that figure skater, right?” Binktop asks, crouching down next to his dog. “Yuuri Katsuki?”
“Yes,” Yuuri sighs dejectedly. “That’s me.”
“Sick,” Binktop says.
“Yes, I am,” Yuuri says. “Do you have a bathroom, Binktop?”
He and Binktop spend half the night on the floor of the president of Iota Sigma Upsilon’s en-suite bathroom. Yuuri doesn’t know why Binktop chose to bring him to this bathroom, but it’s the one they’re in. Binktop doesn’t really seem interested in leaving, either. He holds Yuuri’s hair for him and listens to him talk about his family. Makkachin the Really Good Dog is there.
“It would probably be a good idea if you stayed here tonight,” Binktop says slowly after several hours of this. Yuuri stopped puking a awhile ago, thankfully. “I don’t know who you came here with, or where you live. I don’t think you do either.”
“Okay, I’m just gonna–” Yuuri climbs into the shower and curls up at the bottom. “This is good. I’m gonna sleep here, okay Binktop?”
“You could–I mean, if you want–my bed is softer.”
Yuuri glares at Binktop over his shoulder.
“No! I swear, no funny business. I’ll crash in Chris’ room. Or Micky or–someone, I promise.”
Binktop helps Yuuri get into bed and leaves a bucket next to him and makes him drink a glass of water. When he tries to take Makkachin with him, Yuuri tosses the covers back and says, “The good boy stays,” and Makkachin hops up. Binktop looks at Yuuri like he’s stolen something from him. The dog, probably.
(”I’m in love,” Viktor says to Chris later that night, swooning on Chris’ floor. “He stole my heart, right there!”)
Yuuri finds out later that Binktop is, in fact, Viktor Nikiforov. Viktor Nikiforov whose parents are major benefactors to the university. The gym where Yuuri trains is called the Nikiforov Intramural Sports Complex.
Viktor Nikiforov is the president of Iota Sigma Upsilon.
“Oh shit,” Yuuri whispers to himself.
“Do you want to go to breakfast?” Viktor Nikiforov asks him, looking a little less douchy in the light of day. Now that he’s not dressed up for a party, he’s wearing normal-person clothes, jeans and a university sweatshirt. His hair is ungelled and he looks nice and handsome. “I’ll walk you home first so you can change.”
“Okay,” Yuuri says softly.
Yuuri goes to breakfast with Viktor Nikiforov and then goes back to the Iota Sigma Upsilon house, where Viktor skillfully eats him out and announces that he intends to become Yuuri’s boyfriend.
The brothers of Iota Sigma Upsilon hoot and holler at Yuuri and Viktor’s wedding when Chris gets up with a microphone and says, “Let me tell you about how Yuuri and Viktor met! It started with a party and a dog…”
omg people first, read this, then SCROLL TO NUMBER 10
guys im so fucking here for it like mate can you imagine two of my idols and favs and crushes and everything together in robin hood omg hannahclegg123, kudos, thank you for thinking of this beautiful idea
Your senior year roommate calls
herself Clarity. She’s very small and rumpled and distant, and she goes for
long walks in the forest south of campus when she’s frustrated. You aren’t friends,
but you coexist peacefully. It’s enough.
The creature on your co-owned
Walmart futon isn’t Clarity.
It looks like her. Enough to fool a
casual observer, certainly. Enough to fool someone who hasn’t been soldering
sterling silver for six hours. But you have,
and the truth of silver lingers, and the Thing That Looks Like Clarity is
sprouting delicate flowers from the skin of its bare shoulders.
It’s sitting cross-legged and
perfectly, terribly still, tracking your eyes as you take all this in. When you
sigh and set down your backpack, it says, “Hello, smith. There didn’t seem to
be any sense in pretending.”
“Jeweler,” you say, and, “I go by Florence,
these days. What should I call you?”
It blinks, languid and slow. “I’m
not here to usurp. I’m a… placeholder.”
“It’s still confusing as shit, my
It considers this at length.
Finally, with the air of one who has just solved a great puzzle, it says
“Claire. We will know, the two of us.”
“Works for me. Nice meeting you,
And that seems to be all there is
to say. Your roommate’s been stolen by the Fair Folk, you’re living with a
changeling, and there’s not much you can do about either of these things. You
scroll through Instagram until it gets tired of watching you and wanders out
into the hallway.
I know everyone’s freaking out over the mixtape, but WHAT GOT ME was when, Kelly holds Cas’s hand and he gets that surge of celestial nephilim power(or something) and Dagon is almost going to kiLL him, but then he killed her, and that was good but THEN-
Dean gets up, and he has this sort of dazed, amazed look on his face and the first thing he says is “Cas” so SOFTLY ILSDHAFKDJKLHJ. NOT”the hell?” or “what was that?” nO. Then Sam asks “what was that?’ and Cas explains and all this time, Dean hasn’t said a word..
ANd THEN Cas heals Dean’s broken hand and thanks him and what does DEAN say- “You okay?”(So soFTly)
After everything, EVerything, because god knows he must have been so angry at Cas for all that he did, he WAS angry. But just the mere thought of losing him, seconds ago, Dean softened. He didn’t care. He doesn’t care, don’t you see?! He can’t bear losing Cas. Which is why when Cas says the baby needs to be born, he doesn’t protest against his stand, he just says..”After whatever that thing did to you,Cas,We are not just gonna let you walk away.”AS IN “STAY, Cas.” Stay here, with me.
Actually to think about it, this entire episode,everything that happened between Dean and Cas, was just a giant plea from Dean asking Cas to sTAY- I MEAN COME ON “Yes, Dumbass, we” “We’re better together”. “It’s a gift.” AND THIS.
Dean just wants Cas to STAY.
My feels juST KILLED ME bYe .( I haven’t found the gifs for this scene, but when I DO, and I will, I’ll definitely update this post with them.
The8: Let’s work hard on exercising together. To show our fans a cool image kkk (even though you’re already cool!) Thank you for always listening well when I talk~ Having someone like hyung next to me is really great~ Let’s be together in the future too~
Jun:Cute and cool Hoshi Prince~ You know that I always love you right? ^_^ kkk I’ll work harder~ Together hwaiting ^o^
Dino:Aigoo Mr Hoshi~!! Brother! Hyung you know and think of my heart.. ^^ Like a real brother, our Soonyoung hyung, I love you ><
Dino:Our performance team flower boy Jun hyung~~>< Thank you for always being with us!! Even though I don’t say it often.. thank you and I love you^^ I’m being honest ^^
Hoshi: Jju-ni Jju-ni Always take care of your body and healthily carry out this round of activities >_< Because you’re here, it feels like performance team will not waver. Kind Jju-ni, thank you-ong ♥︎
The8: Together let’s hwaiting~ When hyung is tired, thank you for talking with me~ I will continue to listen well ^_^ Let’s do this together!!
Hoshi: Our The8, thanks to you we really gained strength and created pretty choreography. After coming to Korea, the way you adapted well is really pretty. Now, stop becoming so cool! Cool guy, let’s be together forever.
Dino: The8~!! Because hyung is here, our atmosphere has become even brighter >< Us 4 and 13, let’s be forever. Wo Ai Ni~ ♥︎
Jun:The8!! You have to eat more. More more more!! Because you’re doing a lot of dangerous stunts, you need to be careful of your health. Let’s go eat delicious Chinese food, gogogo
Jun:Dino~ Dino~ Our Dino-ya~ Dino who is always the most hardworking and has the most worries~ You already dance so well so always be confident. Together let’s hwaitingtingtingting!!
Hoshi:Our maknae~ >_< You being here is so reliable, but you don’t know it. Thank you for following your lacking hyung so well. From now on, let’s put in more effort and shock the world! Hwaiting ♥︎
The8:You’re really cool!! Don’t think so much~ Whenever you’re having a hard time, you must tell me~ Whatever happens, you have 12 hyungs by your side, so don’t be scared. Hwaiting!!
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a rightfully concerned individual:
omg are you okay?
my emotionally stunted air-moon ass:
lol, whatever, it's No Big Deal, shit like this happens to people all the time... The Worst Thing I can do is blow it out of proportion,, god forbid I experience Emotions, much less Talk about them lmfao... what am I, five?? don't think so haha nice try but ur barking up the wrong tree here
Star Light, Star Bright Ship: Shooting Star/ Guardian Angel!Jimin | Reader Description: When you wish upon a star, you never really think he’d come to visit. Warnings: Fluff, Intercourse, Fingering, Slight Cum Play, Slight Dirty Talk, ANGST Word Count: 7,595 A/N: Fluffier (sorta) than my other writings, and maybe not as dirty. It’s still there though. I was starting to think I’d never get around to writing this but I’m so glad I finally finished!
In-depth psychic communication guide for spirit contact
guide is for adults only.
am an animist so I believe nearly everything has a spirit. Your house
has a spirit; so do your pets, and your plants. The well-used family
pots and pans have spirits, as do your lucky jeans. Communicating
with inanimate objects is known as psychometry (psychometry is
specifically touching something to gain information about it). But I
see no problem with expanding that word to mean communication with
all inanimate objects. In this guide, ‘inanimate’ means something
organically dead, even if it has a living spirit.
guide is about “psychic” communication, which means without
tools. The communication will exist in your mind. In my opinion this
is a very good form of communication for any magic-worker to develop,
for a couple reasons.
will improve your psychic abilities in general
will no longer need to carry tools with you; you may communicate with
any spirit, anywhere, any time
will improve your magical focus
can experience spirits in a more undiluted form
really, really cool
let me explain fully what I mean when I say this communication will
exist “within your mind”.
all know of people who see and hear spirits as if the spirits were
three-dimensional, flesh-and-blood beings. This is rare. You
shouldn’t be particularly jealous of these people, either. I’ve never
met a person (so far) who was happy about having these gifts. As
someone who occasionally sees things with their two-eyes, it is a
scary and intimidating experience.
the majority of us magical normies, we are going to experience
spirits within the platform of our imagination.
may be disappointing to you. Who wants to feel as if they are just
'imagining’ spirits? Yet our imagination is the platform for all
magic. Beings who cannot imagine another reality cannot create that
other reality. Our imagination is an incredible magical power, giving
us the ability to connect with other realities. Get over the idea
that what you imagine is just “in your mind.” It is not.
is also uncommon for a person to hear, see, or imagine actual words
in their own spoken language. Spirits are much more likely to
communicate empathetically, by giving us feelings, thoughts, or
emotions. They may also use gestures and actions, which we will see
when we view them in our minds. This may sound very obscure, but it
is not. It is very easy to tell when a spirit is happy or angry,
wants to leave, wants to stay, or wants you to follow them. Even the
appearance of the spirit itself will communicate something to you.
How do they present themselves? Do you believe the form they take?
guide is going to be primarily written for communicating with
inanimate or organic spirits, but the same concepts may be applied to
working with non-physical spirits.
is pretty important that you get to know yourself. If you are serious
about spirit work, it is vital
that you know yourself. This means that you are able to understand
where your thoughts come from, and identify if a thought is or is not
yours. For example, I was doing an important spell yesterday. I
suddenly got quite a bad feeling. However, I was able to identify
that it was a spirit within my circle giving me a warning, instead of
an internal anxiety. If I had not known this, I may have shut this
important spell down totally instead of identifying the warning for
what it was.
relatively good at clearing your mind. Do this through meditation.
Strive to achieve a state of clear-mindnedness for a few seconds at a
time, on command.
method may be safer than communicating with unknown spirits you call
through the aether.
you psychically connect with a spirit, you may continue getting
information from that spirit for some time.
can vastly help this process along. If you don’t prefer that mental
high, try another psychic plant instead. Make tea or smoke the herbs.
Started with the Bump
something you just know
has a spirit. I would really recommend a plant. It could be a
houseplant or a tree or anything. If you are absolutely of the mind
that an inanimate object has a spirit, get in touch with that
instead. Right now avoid animals and humans. They are a little more
difficult to read, and your mental probing could bother Fido. For
this exercise I will assume we are using a plant.
the plant casually, and bump your mind against it. When I say “bump”
your mind, I just mean to consider the plant intensely for a few
moments, then let your focus fade. Do you get any feelings? Any
sensations? Do you have any memories that come to you? All these
things are good. The feelings may be quite obvious; when I “bump”
my Apricot tree, I experience the memory of how apricots taste.
“bumping” things often and see if you get any response. If your
mind is totally blank, no worries; the “bump” will come with
time. Or, perhaps you have your own unique way of interacting with
spirits! Experiment and see what works for you. There is also a
chance that whatever you are trying to bump has no spirit, such as an
inanimate object you wrongly identified as being inspirited.
you do happen to have any experiences when you bump the plant,
remember them for your upcoming communication. Suppose you have bad,
good, or neutral experiences; all these will tell you the current
state or mood of the plant. When I bump the Redwood trees in my yard,
typically they make me think of healthy, strong, powerful plants.
Today when I bumped them, I was reminded of the oracle card Struggle
and I felt like they were warriors losing a battle (the drought here
is killing most of our evergreens). I also got a strained emotional
feeling. These feelings give me an accurate picture of the state of
the Redwood trees.
finding three different objects right now and bumping them. See what
happens! It is quite alright if you feel you are just having normal
memories; spirit communication is in fact quite normal in many ways.
“bump” is a good way to start and practice spirit communication.
bump works because all humans are natural spirit-workers to some
degree. When you focus on something, you are contacting it’s spirit.
You just have to pay attention to what comes to you, and recognize it
for what it is: real communication. If the bump simply is not working
for you, try using tools to help. Meditate with psychic stones, burn
a little psychic incense, or create a ring that you look through
which opens up a portal of access.
further; back-and-forth communication
you have the bump down, continue on to the next step (if the bump
isn’t working for you after a couple days of attempts, move on
anyways. It will not hurt).
you bump the plant, you are receiving active communication from it,
even if this communication is in the form of memories. Try bumping a
plant, then while you are having your bump-experiences, ask it a
question that will cause your perceptions to change. For example, do
not ask, “how are you doing?” because you are already finding out
how they are doing with the bump. Vocally or mentally, try asking one
of the following example questions.
do you need?
do you like the cat? (or any influencing factor in their lives)
old are you?
do you think of water?
you want some plant food?
you like this spot you are at?
is your favorite thing?
general, it is polite to avoid asking questions which would upset the
plant. “Do you want to be chopped up in to little pieces and eaten”
is not an appropriate question to a plant, just as it would not be
appropriate to another human.
you ask the question, allow your mind to unfocus and see what comes
to you. When I ask most of my trees about water, I see dried deserts.
This is a clear sign that they are parched; unfortunately there is
not a lot I can do. Just now I asked a house plant about water and it
showed me a swampy marsh with vibrant green foliage. It is
especially with trees, you may see a human figure in your
imagination. This is quite normal. Carefully try to remember how the
spirit of that plant looks to you. If you are interested in this, try
researching tree lore for your culture. The plant spirits should
express the lore of the tree.
is your job to interpret the images and feelings you get in to
communication. This may be difficult at the start, but you will get
the hang of it. For example I just asked that same houseplant if it
would like any food. It showed me a flat surface with an indent in it
about three inches deep. I interpret this to mean the plant would
like more food – because it showed me a hole that needed to be
that note, asking other spirit-workers to help you interpret your
visions may or may not work. Your brain is interpreting the
spirit-signals given to you, and therefore it is uniquely and
intimately personal to you. I have seen very fascinating and
thought-inducing discussions when people ask others to help interpret
their communications, but typically, all the ideas are wildly
different. One person may see the marsh and assume the plant has had
too much water. Another person will say, “your plant doesn’t care
about water, it wants to be planted in the wild.” It is ultimately
up to you to interpret
what is going on.
you have spoken to the plant and received a response, try touching
the plant gently and see what comes to you. Or, try moving it in to
the sun or shade and see what the plant thinks.
animal spirits works much in the same way as plant spirits. I have
noticed that the spirit of the human or animal will respond, even if
they consciously do not seem to be aware of it at all.
now I “asked” my dog three questions: “How are you feeling? Are
you hungry? Are you thirsty?” I received first feelings of boredom
and hyperactivity, then feelings of satiation, then a vivid aqua blue
color which I interpreted to mean, “I have had lots of water
recently.” Yet my dog did not stop to look at me, or act as if
something was intruding upon her spirit. She kept playing as usual.
Just now I had to discipline her for jumping on the table, and now
she feels sad.
pretty neat thing about bumping humans is that you can get really
strange responses. Humans are unlike any other creature we know; we
can be closed off. We can open up. We can cast spells. Get a group of
magic-worker friends. Bump each other and share what you find. You
may be bumping up against a person’s shields or personal spells!
with your magical objects to determine their effects and charge.
Communicate with anything to see if it is dangerous, if you need to
avoid it, or if it is okay to approach. Communicate with curious
objects at thrift stores to find out its history. Communicate with
your plants to see how they are doing and make sure they have what
to communicate with abstract concepts and natural phenomena.
Communicate with your house, the land, and the weather. Communicate
with the spirit of wealth and prosperity in your home. Give it
offerings. Make friends with it.
something is wrong with a loved one, an object, or a spell,
communicate with it first to see what is wrong. Then take the
appropriate steps to help remedy the situation.
technique is obviously not going to work for 100% of all people.
There are just too many confounding variables. Some people have
really huge and heavy blockages that prevent them from psychic
communication, often built themselves after scary experiences. If
this technique does not seem to work at all for you, send me a
message and we will troubleshoot.
description: You may have gotten him blindfolded and tied up, but Jimin’s not going down without a fight.
“You know, when we bought this stuff I thought I was gonna be the one using it on you,” Jimin huffed, fidgeting beneath your grip as you tightened the restraints around his wrists.
“You’ll get your turn, selfish,” You teased from your straddled position across his thighs before shimmying your way up towards his chest. “Pull against the headboard. I wanna make sure they aren’t loose.” You tapped against his arms, and to your surprise he followed your directions almost instantly.
The ties kept his wrists perfectly reigned in above his head, and it filled you with a sense of glee for what was to come. You peered down, fully expecting to find a look of disdain adorning Jimin’s features due to the restrictive nature of his position, but what you were met with was the complete opposite.
Man this took me so long, but I am was really busy to finish the sketchs. Whatever, there you have it. I really like to make this part ‘cause is important for they future relationship. (yep, they’ll be more of them all together, but you’ll have to wait some time for it).
Neither to say, Thank you so much guys <3 I really enjoy doing this silly things and I’m glad you like them!…Now, the end under the cut.
here’s a list of dialogue prompts that you can request from bc i love making these and they totally help with writer’s block!!so feel free to send in a number and a muse :-) **i’ll probably continue to add on to this as time goes on btw
❝i think about it every day and every night.❞
❝i.. i can’t stay..❞
❝what did you just call me?❞
❝i couldn’t care less. i’m with you right now, that’s all that matters.❞
❝please, don’t go. don’t leave me.❞
❝you still love her, huh?❞
❝frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn❞
❝i’m not ready for them to find out about us.❞
❝it was always you.❞
❝you’re a coward.❞
❝it certainly took them long enough.❞
❝you’re the best part of me.❞
❝stay the night. please.❞
❝well, well. my night just got better.❞
❝my life would be so boring if you weren’t in it.❞
❝i didn’t think love existed until i met you.❞
❝when were you going to tell me?❞
❝[name], you look tired. come to bed.❞
❝i want to marry you.❞
❝you’ll be fine, i promise.❞
❝please get up.❞
❝you know i’m/we’re here for you, right?❞
❝don’t look at me like that.❞
❝your lips are so soft. i could kiss them all day.❞
❝i can’t fall in love with you. i don’t want all the pain that comes with that.❞
❝it’s nice that your voice was the first thing i heard today.❞
❝aww, you’re blushing like a rose!❞
❝you don’t need to leave so soon.❞
❝i can’t believe i got the first date, let slone the first year!❞
❝i don’t think i can do this without you.❞
❝i tried to move on but nobody is you.❞
❝you know, [name], i’m glad we’re here together.❞
❝hello, i’m [name], and i’m completely available.❞
❝i never wanted any of this to happen to you.❞
❝whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said?❞
❝i’d give up so much to have another chance.❞
❝you think i wanted all this?!❞
❝i made mistakes.. and i can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞
❝you made mistakes.. and you can’t keep pretending they didn’t happen.❞ [for a angstier fic]
❝this is what life’s about.❞
❝i’m just saying.. please believe in something.❞
❝you’re going to be fine.❞
❝it’s easier to be by myself.❞
❝i made i promise and now it seems that i won’t be able to keep it.❞
❝they don’t hate you.❞
❝i’m an open book.❞
❝i’m not going to stop leaving marks until I’m sure that every knows you’re mine.❞
❝look! the is so beautiful tonight!❞
❝if you shut up people might actually think you’re smart.❞
❝you have something in your hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?❞
❝look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but i’m still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone.❞
❝you could’ve died, you know?❞
❝can i offer you a drink?❞
❝coming here was your idea.❞
❝chin up. there’s always next time.❞
❝’Fine’? Are you mad?❞
❝there are rules. even for one such as you.❞
❝there is a thin line between a martyr and a fool.❞
❝oh, c’mon! i came all this way.❞
❝shame. i kind of liked you.❞
❝i still believe there is a good person in you.❞
❝you’re kidding right? Right?❞
❝i knew this day would come.. sooner or later.❞
❝i’ll be fine, i promise.❞
❝i just want to hold you.❞
❝you know we belong together. i knew it the first time i saw you, and you know it, too. i know you do.❞
❝could i sit here? all the other tables are full.❞
❝i came here to explain and i’m not leaving until you listening.❞
❝stay alive for me, please.❞
❝you’re the best part of me.❞
❝are you really taking their side against mine?❞
❝i had to see you again.❞
❝help me understand.❞
❝look, i don’t have much time, but i wanted to tell you that i love you.❞
❝no one needs to know.❞
❝you people are insufferable.❞
❝yes, s/he is.. s/he’s perfect.❞
❝i don’t believe i’ve introduced myself properly. how rude of me!❞
❝may i ask for a name to put to a lovely face?❞
❝just hold me.❞
❝i’m with you, okay? always.❞
❝s/he started it!❞
❝i didn’t realize i needed your permission.❞
❝everyone i’ve loved has either died or left me and i’ll be damned if you name is added to that list.❞
❝how could you let this happen?!❞
❝i’ll be fine love.❞
❝stop worrying so much! i’m grown i can take care of myself!❞
❝if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you’re trying to seduce me.❞
❝i wish i never even met her/him!❞
❝you thought you had a choice?❞
❝i don’t have a choice, [name].❞
❝you’ll do amazing, just like always.❞
❝you’re ridiculously comfortable..❞
❝a little cuddling won’t kill you, i promise.❞
❝i always sleep better when you’re here with me.❞
❝it isn’t up for debate.❞
❝you’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.❞
❝i can’t do this anymore.. not with you..❞
❝i’ve had a rough day and honestly all i want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.❞
Brat: 01 02 Ship: Yoongi | Reader Description: You’re the domme, he’s the brat. But things won’t stay as simple as that. Warnings: Sub!Yoongi, Fingering, Assplay, Exhibitionism, Dirty Talk, Spanking Word Count: 3,196 A/N: Dedicated to @jeonjagiya for helping inspire and encourage me to write this series.
description: Engraved in your skin, the time and date that you will meet the person that fate believes is perfect for you. Seven years since the marks rose from the depths of your souls, the two of you have been waiting and now the moment is finally here. But the date of your meeting just also happens to be on Christmas and unfortunately Jungkook has absolutely no idea what to get for someone who somehow already means so much to him, yet he still knows so little about.
Jungkook’s dreams are filled with starry skies. The black
expanse painted with twinkling lights and a crescent moon finish. Lying on his
back, the blades of grass falling between the spaces of his fingers. Everything
feels so calm, a light breeze mixing with the coldness of the air around him. This is perfect, he thinks to himself.
But then suddenly the gentle graze of something settles its way onto the palm
of his hand and he thinks to himself — no, this
The grip of his hand tightens around the soft and delicate
skin of your wrist. He runs his thumb along the top of your knuckles as he
tries to memorize the ridges of his self-conjured image of your being. It
induces goosebumps along his entire body. Just from your touch alone, and in a
dream no less, he is still so affected. A deep inhale enters his lungs before
he turns to look at you lying next to him in the grassy meadow of his dreams.
The edges of his vision are blurry and he can’t make out your face, but it
doesn’t matter to him because this is
perfect — you are perfect.
He wants to move closer. He wants to hold you in his arms,
and he is so close to making this a reality, even if it is in his dreams, but
Green took them to a house. A house that they have never seen before. Well, most have never seen before. “Where are we? Why did Green send us to someone’s house?” Keith questioned. It was eerily quiet around the house, as if no one was there. They were in the kitchen of the house. Some of the dinning chairs were pushed out as if someone was in a rush to get out of it. The lights were off, making the window hanging above the sink the only source of light. Specs of dust were dancing in the beams of light. There were unwashed dishes in the sinks, begging to be cleaned. It was clear to see that someone lived here, but everything was a bit..disheveled. Pidge’s eyes were wide, walking forward and dragging her fingers across the top of the chairs. “This..this is my kitchen. M-my home.” There was a sudden knock on the door. “Coming!” Pidge gasped as she heard the voice. “Th-that’s my-” her eyes began to cloud as her mother went to answer the door. Her hair was slightly out of place as she ran her fingers through it to try and make it presentable. Her blouse was wrinkled and small spots of dust and dirt covered her pants. She had dark bags under her eyes, which were unnaturally red as if she had been crying for a long time. In all, she just looked…tired. She attempted to fix her hair one last time, and then she opened the door. This time, it wasn’t Pidge who was the only one to gasp. “Oh! Um, hello. Can I..help you with something?” Her mother asked. “No,no! I’m from the Garrison and-” “Did you find anything out! Please tell me!” She frantically questioned. “N-no. I’m sorry. I’m just a student at the Garrison and I heard about what happened. I’m sorry about your husband and son, Mrs. Holt.” Her shoulders slumped, but she kept a smile on her face. “It’s alright. I guess I got a little too excited. So what bring you here, Mr..?” “Oh, sorry! That’s probably really rude of me. The name’s Lance.” Lance gave her a warm smile. “I would give you my signature finger guns, but as you can see, my hands are kinda full.” And full they were indeed. The team gaped as Lance carried in multiple boxes and containers, somehow balancing them all. “Let me help you with those! We can set them on the table. I apologize for the mess.” Lance chuckled at her. “Don’t worry about that! I have like 6,000 siblings, so our house is its own natural disaster.” She smiled at him and set everything down. “So Lance, what brings you here today.” Lance uncharacteristically turned sheepish. He stared at his feet and twiddled his thumbs. “Sorry if this is weird, but um, I heard about what happened with you and your family. I couldn’t imagine what you must be going through; if anything like that happened to my family, I think I would go insane.” Lance began to speak quickly as he grew more nervous. “So, I got to thinking; when I feel sad or angry or whatever, what does my mama do for me? Then it hit me: she cooks! So yeah, it may seem a little weird, but I-I made you dinner. I wasn’t sure what you liked, so I pretty much made everything I knew. I hope you don’t mind Cuban food. But if you do, just tell me what you like and I’ll go and make it!” Pidge’s mom broke into a wavering grin as small tears trailed down her cheeks. “Oh shit, you’re crying! I-I mean shoot! Sorry! Oh great, I made you food you don’t like, made you cry, and just cursed right in front-” “Lance!” She interrupted his rambling. “I’m not mad or sad! I’m…happy. It’s just so touching that you thought to do this. And you made this all yourself?” Lance rubbed the back of his neck. “Uh, well mama gave me the recipe and directions, so it wasn’t completely all me.” She gave Lance a bone-crushing hug. Lanced stood in shock for a moment, but quickly recovered and returned the hug. She pulled away and turned toward the stairs. “Katie!! Come down for minute please! A lovely gentleman has just brought us dinner!” “Not right now, mom! I’m working on something and I’m on the verge of a breakthrough, I know it!” The team watched as Pidge’s mom sadly shook her head and walked back toward Lance. “Ever since they disappeared, she’s locked herself away in her room, working on..something. I’m afraid she’ll make herself sick with all this..” she smiled sadly. “She won’t be down for a while, but Lance, would you like to stay for dinner?” “O-oh, well I would really love to, Mrs. Holt, but I’ve got to get back before the Garrison before they find out that I..snuck out.” “Lance!” She exclaimed. “Hey, hey! It’s okay!” Lance smirked. “They’ve never caught me before anyway! I better get going; it was nice to meet you!” “It was a pleasure to meet you as well.” Lance reached the door and was about to walk out when she stopped him. “Lance, wait!” Lance turned around and paused. “If you were to ever be with Katie or see her or anything…watch after her for me please, will you?” Lance smiled softly. “Mrs. Holt, it would be my honor. I know I’ll never take her brother’s place, but I promise you this: I will try with everything in my being to be a good friend to her. Maybe she’ll even see me as a temporary older brother, just until we find her real one.” Her mom couldn’t speak, so with watery eyes and a shaking smile, she nodded. Lance gave her a wide grin and left. “….thank you, Lance.”
The team were back at the hangar. Pidge had wet trails on her cheeks where she had been silently crying. “He made us dinner. H-he took me in as his little sister, and I didn’t realize…” Green gently pressed against Pidge’s forehead with their nose before stepping back. A silent hum passed throughout the hanger. Slowly, the Black Lion, who had remained silent, raised up and made their way to the team. Black crept up to them and slowly lowered himself in front of Shiro. Shiro met his Lion’s eyes. “Alright, Black. Show me.”
“Y/N! Will you please stop texting and tell me if this mirror is straight?” Yoongi called out impatiently from the living room.
“Someone’s cranky,” you tease from your newly shared bedroom. You were were careful not to knock over the hours worth of unpacking stacked neatly around you.
He was staring at the wall, absent-mindedly running his finger across his lips as he always did when he was thinking. You had never seen a man that deep in thought about an inanimate object. The sound of your camera clicking makes him turn around, the look on his face sending a smile across yours.
“What’s so funny?” he asks, pouting at your enjoyment.
“I’ve never seen someone hang a mirror so seriously before.”
He turns around and focuses back on the gilded frame in front of him, “This is our first apartment together, Y/N. I want to make sure it’s perfect.”
You stare at him quietly, taking in the moment in front of you. Yoongi was never one for sentiment. He was a serious man, but deep down he there was a softness. A softness that he only let you see in brief glimpses, catching you off guard every time he does.
“It’s perfect,” you whisper as you walk up behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist.
“Can I take a photo of us?” he asks, pulling out his phone from the pocket of his hoodie.
You nod as you bury your face in the back of his neck, taking deep breaths of the mixture of cologne and sweat and shampoo. You smile, wishing you could live in this moment forever.
Summary: After being rejected by your best friend Bucky, Sam sets you up with one of his friends, on the condition that if the date doesn’t go well, you have to sign up for a dating app. The date doesn’t go well. As you begin to look for love in other places, Bucky starts to feel something he never felt before. Jealous.
Love at First Sigh (Yoonmin, Fluff, One Shot): Yoongi and Jimin fall in love with sounds.AU where Yoongi and Jimin have apartments next to each other, and their showers share a wall.https://archiveofourown.org/works/4187631
Our Names (Yoonmin, Fluff, High School AU, One Shot): “Min Yoongi,” Jimin writes the name over and over in the margins of his notebook. Swirling hearts and flowers around the words. He sighs leaning his elbow against his desk, chin in hand. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4460210
The Dutiful Brother and His Sister’s Way Too Handsome Boyfriend (Yoonmin, Fluff, 11/11): Yoongi’s sister Hani is fake-dating Jimin to hide from her mother that she’s gay, but Yoongi doesn’t know this. All Yoongi knows is that he has had a not-so-little crush on Jimin for over a year and that its kinda hard to be a supportive dutiful brother when Jimin is just too blindingly beautiful. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5924095/chapters/14552764
the moon and the stars (Vkook, College AU, One Shot): based off of Real Events that happened to me the other day. i ended up screaming to siobhandestele about it and they told me to write a fic about it. and the word moderation does not exist in my vocabulary so http://archiveofourown.org/works/3736375
Severe Weather (Yoonmin, Smut, Demons, One Shot): Min Yoongi has had a very, very long day.So when Yoongi opens the door to his one-room apartment a little after eight in the morning soaking wet, sleep-deprived, and extremely irritated, he isn’t really sure what to think of the man with horns and a tail lying naked in his bed.http://archiveofourown.org/works/7381792
Cerulean and Malachite (Sugakookie, Soulmate AU, Fluff & Smut, One Shot): tumblr prompt from anon: “You said you take requests on here on your ao3 and I’m here with a request! How about a SugaKookie soulmates. After that, you can do whatever you want with it, but if you could add some smut, that would be nice. :) Thank you!”http://archiveofourown.org/works/7374217
Stupid Cupid (Sugakookie, Hanahaki Disease, Fluff, One Shot): Min Yoongi literally gets clotheslined by love and he is so, so pissed about it. OR: That time Jeongguk made Yoongi cough up flowers. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7076281
you should be afraid of me (Yoonmin, Smut, 2/2): Jimin lets him bend him — break him — mould him into any shape Yoongi wants — even likes it more than he admits. But Yoongi knows better than to think he’s the one in control.Because he isn’t. Not really.(Or: Yoongi’s back from a business trip and Jimin has a surprise for him.) http://archiveofourown.org/works/5346614/chapters/12346127
I’m Glad You’re My First (Yoomin, College AU, Fluff & Smut, One Shot): Jimin wasn’t a prude, he just liked saving his firsts for everything for someone special. And, that special someone was Min Yoongi. http://archiveofourown.org/works/5902192
Smoke and Mirrors (Yoonmin, Namjin, Light Angst, 8/8): Jimin went out for a night-time walk a few times a week, maybe just to see the man smoking outside. His life was suddenly not so boring, his routine not so strict, and the friendship with his room-mate not so great. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6660382/chapters/15233809
Watch the Stars With Me (Sugakookie, Namjin, AU, Smut, 11/11): One night, Namjoon brings along a shy but handsome boy named Jungkook to their hangout at the abandoned train station. And as much as Yoongi resists, he can’t help but fall for him. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6534985/chapters/14950390
Wash Away My Loneliness (Yoonmin, Car Wash AU, Fluff, One Shot): There are a lot of car washes in the area that could do a better job, but not all of them have Park Jimin as an employee. So Yoongi keeps coming back. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6512506
speed it up so we can slow it down (Yoonmin, Smut/PwP, Daddy!Kink, One Shot): Jimin wants to be more than just Yoongi’s escort but he’s doing a horrible job of telling him and Yoongi really hates Jeon Jungkook. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7262095
we are like parallel lines (Taegi, Bording School AU, One Shot): In which Taehyung confesses to Yoongi and Yoongi believes Taehyung only has a short-lived crush.http://archiveofourown.org/works/8098351
be my bad boy (Sugakookie, PwP, One Shot): If he asks nicely, he’ll get what he wants. If he says ‘please,’ bats his eyelashes, pouts his lips and pours his innocence out before Yoongi, he’ll get what he wants. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8099905
Take Me To Church (Yoonmin, Demon!Yoongi, Smut, One Shot): Jimin, much to his chagrin, has a demon called Yoongi living in his bedroom. Things would be easier if Yoongi were a soul sucking monster instead of charming and unfairly hot.http://archiveofourown.org/works/8133215
Butterfingers (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff & Crack, One Shot): Jimin’s life is no fairytale. But if it was, it’d go something like this. (Or: the AU in which Jimin is cursed to drop whatever he’s holding every time he sees the person he loves) http://archiveofourown.org/works/7848391
Choker (Yoonmin, PwP & Fluff, One Shot): The boys have a shooting for their upcoming exhibiton and Jimin has a little surprise for his boyfriend. It’s the first time he has to wear a choker and he is eager to hear Yoongi’s opinion. The older actually can’t wait to return to the privacy of their hotel room, to show Jimin just how much he appreciates his surprise.http://archiveofourown.org/works/6060760
All Hallows’ Eve (Sugakookiemon, Threesome, Smut, Vampires, One Shot): Jeongguk’s lovers invite old flames to their All Hallows’ Eve dinner party, so naturally he tries to make them jealous by getting friendly with his favourite cousin.http://archiveofourown.org/works/7625926
Shall We Date? (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): Jimin just wants to stay home and play games, but his roommate has other ideas. Or: 4 times Taehyung sets Jimin up on a terrible blind date and 1 time it isn’t so bad.http://archiveofourown.org/works/8243353
I’ll Be Your Lighthouse (Yoonmin, Fluff, Light Angst, AU, One Shot): Jimin would rather be drawing, hidden away from his friends and family up in the old abandoned lighthouse in the bay than anywhere else. But he finds he liked it better with the smell of smoke lingering in the air and the echo of a flickering lighter against the walls.http://archiveofourown.org/works/8314147
Take A Picture, It’ll Last Longer (Sugakookie, Fluff, Restaurant AU, 2/2): It’s not that he thinks Jungkook is attractive…he just really wants to have the weekend off. —In which Yoongi has been friends with Hoseok for years, so he should have known this bet would be stupid.http://archiveofourown.org/works/6891376/chapters/15722098
pretty (odd) (Yoonmin, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): in which min yoongi is a librarian and he happens to fall deeply in love with park jimin, the regular who’s in love with literature just a little too much.http://archiveofourown.org/works/8544172
light me up (Yoonmin, Side!Vhope, College AU, Fluff, One Shot): He’s already taking a deep breath when he hears someone twisting the doorknob. “Jung Hoseok, I have a bone to pick with you, you absolute asshole,” he starts. It is not Jung Hoseok.Definitely not. Min Yoongi.Jimin coughs awkwardly into his fist. “Hello,” he finishes. (In which Jimin has a crush, yells a lot, and maybe falls into like.)http://archiveofourown.org/works/8572666
whatta man (good man) (Vkook, College AU, Smut, Fluff & Crack, One Shot): Out of all the kinds of blogs Jeon Jeongguk could have run, never in a million years Taehyung would have expected him to have a porn blog. (Or, Jeongguk runs a porn blog and Taehyung not so accidentally finds it.)http://archiveofourown.org/works/7862419
accidents were made to happen (Yoonmin, College AU, Humor & Fluff, One Shot): au where jimin replies to the wrong conversation and is generally Very Embarrassing for everyone.http://archiveofourown.org/works/8470597
It’s your Birthday but you’re my Gift (Yoonmin, Childhood Friends, Fluff, 5/5): Yoongi celebrates 5 birthdays with Jimin over the course of 20 years.(aka Yoongi growing up with Jimin only to realise he’s falling for his childhood friend).http://archiveofourown.org/works/8353387/chapters/19135300
blow my heart up (Yoonmin, Smut, One Shot): Yoongi really likes the look in Jimin’s eyes when he’s getting told off for making mistakes.(warnings: spanking, slight dom/sub, light breathplay, orgasm denial, praise kink)http://archiveofourown.org/works/5477006
A&E (Sugakookie, Hospital AU, Angst, Fluff & Mild Smut, 12/12): Where Min Yoongi is a second year resident at the Seoul National University Hospital working in the A&E and has absolutely no time or heart to tend to the rich and pompous but is forced to re-evaluate a lot of his life choices when he meets Jeon Jungkook. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6986689/chapters/15920692
Nyctophile (Yoonmin, Namjin, Vkook, Fantasy AU, 15/?): "Like I said, monsters aren’t real, Taehyung.” Jimin quickly pulled the closet doors open. At the bottom of the closet, sitting on the floor and leaning heavily against the walls, was a man with dark pink hair clad in dark clothes, bleeding and injured and looking positively close to death. Jimin didn’t know what to do. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6485242/chapters/14843164
Bring On The Sunshine (Yoonmin, Single Parent!Yoongi, Kid!V, Fluff, 8/?): With the help of their five year old “matchmaker” Taehyung, Yoongi and Jimin stumble into each other’s lives. Cue the awkward, messy pining and dating adventures with a noisy kid in their way. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8110213/chapters/18587476
The Melting King (Yoonmin, Fantasy AU, Romance & Smut, 2/?): The Ice King, who was a cold and cruel man, had no other interests but to find and own pieces of art and beautiful things. He wanted to conquer everything, he wanted to rule over everyone and take other peoples’ treasures for himself. That is why he went to war against the Deserts of the South, which he won swiftly and with his usual aplomb. There he looked for the most beautiful thing he could find to take home with him and marvel at its beauty.What he found was the Dancer. Or did the Dancer find him? http://archiveofourown.org/works/8359147/chapters/19148641
A is for Apple, Z is for Zombie (Yoonmin, Zombies AU, Mild Gore, 5/?): In a world where zombies run rampage and humans are trapped like cattle, Yoongi has unease and anger eating away at him, has lost almost everything to the undead; perhaps to the monsters living inside of him as well.So when Yoongi was lying on the pavement, cold and his life slipping away, a stranger appearing out of nowhere and giving him a choice to die or become one of them, what do you think he chose?http://archiveofourown.org/works/8616211/chapters/19756579
I Wrote this for you (Yoonmin, Vkook, Angst, AU, 5/?): Jeon Jungkook is a frustrated reader who just wants to have a decent conversation with his newly proclaimed favorite author, an up-and-coming young adult novelist Min Yoongi, and maybe force out the ending of his cliffhanging heartbreaking motherfucking breakthrough debut novel. http://archiveofourown.org/works/7693393/chapters/17527393