whatever u want to call it

bother me with these please

1: What’s the most annoying thing about your best friend/s?
2: Least favorite TV shows?
3: Favorite moment with your best friend/s?
4: What’s one quality you would like to have?
5: Name three people of your same sex you would: marry,kiss and fuck
6: Do you like your full name?
7: Tell me your most embarrasing memory
8: Favorite color to wear?
9: Favorite restaurant?
10: What would be a good first date for you?
11: Are you a good wrestler?
12: Are you allergic to something?
13: Would you be a good singer?
14: Who’s the last person you told “I love you” to?
15: What car would you buy if you had enough money?
16: Favorite cover of a song?
17: What was your last conversation about?
18: Where were you born?
19: Least favorite app?
20: Tell me two facts about your country of birth
21: Do you like wearing sunglasses?
22: When it’s a good moment for a first kiss?
23: What are your nationalities?
24: What would make you drop college/university?
25: A crossover between two shows (any shows) you would like to see?
26: Long or short hair?
27:A character from a book/TV show/movie that shouldn’t have died?
28: Favorite movie scene?
29:Do you ship more fiction people or more real people?
30: Favorite country song?
31: Favorite John Green book?
32: Least favorite Ed Sheeran song?
33: Favorite ship?
34: How do you deal with sexual tension?
35: Name a celebrity who died that you miss
36: Favorite Harry Potter spell?
37: Something you are scared of losing?
38: Someone you regret meeting?
39: Have you ever been hurt by someone you thought he/she was your friend?
40: Do you easily open up to people?
41: What is a gift you love receiving?
42: What is something you could leave easily?
43: Rant about that’s eating you up
44: If you could make one phone call to anyone right now, who would it be and what would you say?
45:Are you easy to love?

who remembers this lil b*tch lmfao! i used to scam the girls on neopets because i was so desperate to get her lmfao i only had d*al up so my computer was too slow to play the games but i was literally rabid to get one so i like got some items from the like giving tree or whatever and i would like message people on the f*rums and tell them i would upload rare items to my shop at a specific time and i wanted to give them like first dibs or whatever lmfao and i would tell them to buy it at that exact time and then i would click to remove it from my store but then instantly u*plug the internet and it would like gl*tch it out and they would buy it but it would stay in my store! lmfao anyways i got one of these little things after like three weeks and i loved her so much lmao i called her Egg Roll

  • Naruto: So, like, ever since Hinata confessed to me, people have been like- ya know
  • Sasuke: Hn
  • Naruto: And I'm just- I don't, like, I can't- ya know
  • Naruto: But I should, right? There's no reason I shouldn't, uh, ya kn-
  • Sasuke: Dobe, if you say "ya know" one more time
  • Naruto: I can't help it, I'm just so, so, ya know!
  • Sasuke: Why are you talking to me about this, idiot?
  • Naruto: You're the only one who hasn't said anything, ya know. Sakura-chan, Kakashi, Ino, Iruka, even Kiba have been on my case non-stop.
  • Sasuke: It's your life. Your choice. Do what you want. It makes no difference to me.
  • Naruto: But, but Sasuke, I'm just so... Ya know.
  • Sasuke: Fine, usuratonkachi. We'll talk.
  • Sasuke: Do you think she's pretty?
  • Naruto: Eto... *squints* I guess so.
  • Naruto: Actually, now that you mention it, Hinata's kind of a looker, huh
  • Naruto: But she's still not as pretty as- *glances over* Uh, other people.
  • Sasuke: Like who? Sakura?
  • Naruto: Yeah, Sakura-chan and... Someone else
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: So the problem is that you have feelings for another person
  • Naruto: *blushes* Um... I guess, but I doubt you- I mean, this other person will ever, ya know, feel the same way, so I should just
  • Sasuke: Have you said anything?
  • Naruto: Well, no
  • Naruto: But after everything that happened, you- I mean, this person should get it by now, and if y- they don't, that probably means it's one-sided. Right?
  • Sasuke: Maybe
  • Naruto: Oh
  • Sasuke: Unless I -I mean, this 'other person' was thinking the same way as you
  • Naruto: Really? You Were?
  • Sasuke: Were what? I'm talking about this mysterious 'other person' who's apparently prettier than Hyuuga Hinata, which is -mmmphmm!
  • Sasuke: What was that, you moron?
  • Naruto: It's called a kiss, teme.
  • Naruto: Something two people do when they like each other.
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: I'm not familiar with the concept.
  • Sasuke: Maybe you should show me again.
Whatever U Want

Summary: When Y/N finally has a few hours to herself, she decides to use her time wisely. By wisely that  means calling her favorite phone sex line  Whatever U Want.  After several different session with the sexy Ryan, she begins to think it might be her best friend Dean.

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Reader, Annie (OFC)

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex, dirty talk, female masturbation, sex toys, boners

Rated M

Word Count: 1,651

A/N: This was my submission for @notnaturalanahi Crack Challenge! Thank you again for giving me an extension.Thanks again to @impala-dreamer for beta reading my stuff!  Feedback is always welcomed I hope you enjoy!

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“Dean?” You called out from your room down the hall in the bunker. You turned your head slightly, waiting to hear if he would respond to you. After you didn’t get a response from Dean you looked towards Sam’s room, the door shut. “Hey Sam!” You went silent again waiting for any kind of answer.

Letting out the breath you had been holding in, you shut your bedroom door. The two of them must have finally gone on that supply run they were bickering about this morning. Which meant you had an hour or two of alone time all for yourself! Seeing how the three of you had been crammed in a motel room for a good week, you needed a break from the testosterone. You needed some personal playtime with yourself more than ever.

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Act Natural

Cassian Andor/ Reader

Words: 1,033

Summary: You and Cassian find yourself in a predicament: an Imperial officer is questioning why the two of you are hanging around in an empty alley. Time to act natural.

Prompt: “Heyy could you write a some Cassian Andor x reader fluff?”

Tagging: @kwaiky, @attentionseekingprincess, @ly–canthrope

Requested by: Anonymous

Author’s notes: Anyone want some fake relationship fluff? I got u, fam. I hope you are feeling much better, anon!! I really wanted a fluff fic done by Valentine’s pero candy is half off today so I mean, technically the 15th is better than Valentine’s Day.


Reconnaissance missions suck.

You run on a gamble of either getting what you need or leaving the planet empty handed. The mission called for gathering intel on the possible Imperial occupation of an Outer Rim planet.

“In and out,” Cassian tells you once you enter the city.

“Whatever you say, captain,” you snort.

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headcanons about The Martian universe:

-something goes wrong at NASA, or anywhere where Mark Watney frequents, blame it on mars. it started as him mumbling about it, and it spread. coffee maker breaks? “goddamnit mars.” somebody’s computer fucks up? “fuckin’ mars!” another rocket explodes upon being launched? "I BLAME MARS”

-the people in Watney’s household, his students, and the people at NASA when he’s around like to play disco music at increasing volumes. they see how loud they can get it till he notices.

-Mark Watney starts listening to disco music on his own sometimes. nobody’s really sure if its ironically or not.

-everytime someone fucks up at NASA, they are met with a (mostly) joking remark along the lines of, “Mark Watney, space pirate, colonized MARS, and you can’t even transfer files correctly!!!!”

-the above but with the next manned mission to mars. someone’s like “ugh i spilled the dirt sample i just took so now i have to recollect it” and their crewmate is overdramatically like , “ mA RK WATNEY, SPACE PIRATE, COLONIZED THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET, AND U CANT EVEN COLLECT DIRT ?  U CALL URSELF A GOOD ASTRONAUT”

-”remember this, class, you might need it if NASA leaves you behind on a desolate planet someday”

-the crew with kids, at some point, all go to their kids school during “job day” or whatever where they talk about their jobs. the crews like “i was an astronaut! we accidentally left our friend on mars, but let’s not talk about that.” except Mark Watney and hes like “U WANT A JOB WITH A LOT OF EXCITEMENT? GO BE AN ASTRONAUT. THEY MIGHT LEAVE U ON MARS TOO, THEN PAY U A LOT BECAUSE THEY FELT BAD.”

-right after they found out that Watney was alive on mars, commander Lewis turns to Beck and is like, “uh huh. he’s dead, SUUURE” and cocks her eyebrow and beck is like “o H SHIT” bc hes the one that first plain out said that watney was dead and they had to go fast off the planet

-every year on his birthday NASA/the ares III crew/friends/family/fans send Mark Watney at least 80 different space/mars related things, including a card every year that says “sorry we left you on mars” with another sheet of custom made stickers that say “I SURVIVED MARS” with a lil thumbs-up astronaut

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love all these rookie groups and I'm excited for this generation of kpop but It's honestly so cringey when fans call rookie groups "Legends" or "Kings and Queens". Like I know you can call your favs whatever you want but it's just honestly cringey calling them that when they haven't done anything spectacular yet. Let's wait about 5 years and then see if the title fits.

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highlights of 4x09
  • raven “I’m awesome” reyes MY QUEEN 
  • marper is adorable tbh 
  • “You’re a hero, monty” FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT 
  • DID JACKSON JUST FLIRT WITH MILLER 
  • GAY JACKSON RISE 
  • MILSON?? JACKLER??
  • I love Clarke and Roan’s friendship tbh 
  • Ilian is so good and pure I love him 
  • Becca’s so hot 
  • “Who needs food when you have love” when did Murphy get so soft 
  • Where has Gaia been this whole show like she should be everywhere 
  • WELLS 
  • ROAN CALL CLARKE OUT YES 
  • YES THANK U NO COMMANDER CLARKE THANK GOD 
  • “WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT” I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING
  •  Omg Monty stayed behind for Harper!!!!! This makes me so sad but oh my god they love each other 
  • Murphy finally apologizing to Raven!! 
  • BELLARKE BACK TOGETHER HELL YEAH 
  • That soft lighting and their theme song playing KILLS ME

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Yesterday we covered Grubbin and Charjabug, so it is only natural that we complete the family today with Vikavolt. Vikavolt is a stag beetle, specifically based on a member of the genus Cyclommatus, known for their long mandibles and metallic bodies.

A stag beetle’s large mandibles are used as weapons. They fight over food, territory, and mates. When they wrestle, they pick each other up with their pincers to flip their opponent vulnerably onto the back, or off the branch altogether.

Vikavolt is…different. Its mandibles are definitely used as a weapon, except they are a projectile weapon. An electric railgun.

A railgun is a projectile launcher that is made of two conducting arms, called rails. Vikavolt’s mandibles are the rails. Electric current flows inwards through one rail and outwards through the other, creating a “U” shape of current. Since moving electricity creates a magnetic field, a strong one grows in between the two rails and this magnetic field is a pushing force for whatever conductive material you want to shoot out. In Vikavolt’s case above, it shoots out a plasma ball. Plasma railguns are typically require a vacuum to be efficient, but the principal is still the same.

Railguns are able to fire projectiles with huge speeds up to 2,500 m/s (8,200 ft/s), which is about 7 times the speed of sound.

Vikavolt’s mandibles act as a railgun. Electric energy flows inwards in one mandible, and outwards in the other. This creates a strong magnetic field in the center, which propels projectiles at high speeds towards its enemies.

anonymous asked:

Give me sexting tips PLEASE I have no idea what I'm doing or what to say

okay so.

Step One: Starting The Mood

usually when i want to start things up, i send my man pics. not full on nudes though, just something to tease him to get him excited. something like a lace bra/bralette or cleavage or whatever you’d like.
if you’re not comfortable with pictures, maybe get his attention by calling him daddy (or whatever name he’s into , if any) or sending sexual vine emojis (🐱💦🍑😇🤤 are my favs). hint at something sexual like sitting on his lap or something like that. if he’s not in the mood pls don’t pressure him though!!!


Step Two: What To Do When You’re Both In The Mood

tell him what you want. be freaky. get wild. tell him what position you want to be in when you do certain activities, tell him what you’d do to him (in hella detail), ask him what he’d do to you.
tell him how wet you are and how bad you want him and worship his dick or him in general. if you’re like me and submissive, beg for pictures of his dick or print or beg for him to fuck you or go down on you when you see him again. if you’re not submissive, tell him how it is. tell him you make the rules this time. tell him how you’d ride his dick and make him cum so hard his soul will have to go on vacation.
Also, this is prime time to send pictures (only if you’re comfortable!!!). i send pictures of myself in cute bralettes or sexy undies or bare things too. i send vids of playing w my own tits (that gets him hella) and some of playing with my 🐱, but that’s a really sensitive thing to do so if you’re not 110% confident with sending those then don’t!! a huge part of sexting successfully is both of you being confident and comfortable.

BONUS: Tips On Taking Pictures/Nudes

- when taking booty pics, to make it look more plump, make sure your camera is below your booty

- sitting on your feet make ya booty look bigger too

- avoid arching your back or arching too far because it’ll look dumb (no offense)

- if your face is in it, bite your lip softly or smile devilishly

- if you’re not dating/trust the person with your life i wouldn’t send nudes with your face in them. just to protect yourself. just a recommendation.

- don’t send anything you’re embarrassed of. you should feel good doing this!!

- squeezing your biceps to your side tit on both sides make your cleavage look a bit bigger

- popping one leg up and turning your backside a bit towards the mirror makes your booty look bigger too !!

i really hope this helps you (or anyone else)!! if you need anything else let me know ☀️

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few people are asking me about my favorite fics so here are my four fave jamilton fics // click fics for titles 


first name basis by @dan-writes // read this!! omg its one of my fave fics!! cute and angsty

call me whatever you like by @michelleaemerlind // cute washette fic 10/10 rec

what it takes to pass a bill by @midnigtartist // a must read jamilton fic,, come on,,, if u didnt read this,,,,,,,,, come on,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

monticello furlough by @michelleaemerlind // MY FAVE JAMILTON FIC,, I HONESTLY LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH // AND HERES THE LAPDANCE U SINNERS WANTED FROM ME

luadotexe  asked:

I just saw the trailer for the next episode. It looks great! I actually subbed once due to finding out about Hyun's Dojo and the animation community, and I am VERY glad I stayed. Thanks for keeping up the good work, thanks for putting up with all the haters, and thanks for making this series a thing. (Also I 100% agree with the decision to kill Sans I enjoy torturing my friends with plots >:3c)

I havent killed sans yet but I mean if you wanna call him that I won’t stop you. Everyone keeps puting words in my mouth that I’ve never said and it has spreaded as truth so.

Do whatever u want m8

Best friend!Bucky Barnes

- protects you
- laughs at all of your jokes
- movie night
- makes dinner for you when you’re upset
- “hey I’m hungry. Wanna grab lunch?”
- CONSTANT sarcasm
- if it isn’t sarcasm, it’s flirty
- when he’s having a hard time you sleep on a pallet in his room. Just incase he has night terrors.
- he lets you call him whatever nickname you want (which is rare)
- “Bucky” “buck” “Barnes” “Sergeant” “buckaroo” “JB” “James” “JAMESBUCHANANBARNESISWEARTOGOD”
- comforting
- it isn’t easy
- but he does everything he can to be a good friend to you
- loves you and your soul a whole lot
- he lets u borrow his clothes bc ur his best pal
- inviting each other to family events
- that way you can avoid being confronted for not having a significant other
- 99% of the time your legs are in his lap
- he doesn’t really care
- you’re pretty annoying sometimes
- he doesn’t really care
- pouty face wins him over every time
- lots of cheek squishing
- helps you get ready for a date
- jealous™
- ‘big brother buck’
- !!!!!!!platonic!sex!!!!!!!!
- inside jokes
- roasting Sam and Clint a lot
- inappropriate jokes
- partners in crime
- literally
- pranks
- sneaking out at 3am to get McDonald’s bc Steve refuses to let you eat out
- coming back and eating together on the fire escape
- dancing
- never a dull moment

i want to thank all the people that i follow, all the antishaladins that when there was a little phrase about “allura=teen” they stop shipping sha///llura, like myself. its! so! easy! I dont care about knowing her “real age”, if she is “late teen”, whatever. if someone officially says that she MIGHT be a teen im gonna drop that ship as fast as i can.

Dating Bokuto Koutaro

  • he has his hair down when spending time with you and u kinda swoon every time u see it
  • to hoot
  • really likes taking naps with u 
  • and when u run your hands through his hair, it so soft and fluffy 
  • call him at 4AM and say u want to eat pancakes he is down to fucking get some damn pancakes with you
  • rolls in his sleep and clings to whatever is close to him, so sometimes u wake up and u kinda can’t move
  • u stuck now and kinda need to use the bathroom but he no show sign of waking up
  • welcome to hell buddy
  • bubblebaths together! 
  • kiss his cheek unexpectedly and he m e l t s

anonymous asked:

yo,, hit me up with them sweet sweet jared x reader headcanons

u asked for it BETCh i love my meme boy

(these aren’t laid out like normal headcanons i know but i’m not even sure if they are headcanons?? they’re kinda just big chunky paragraphs what i think dating jared is like,, also i’m p sure all the readers pronouns are gender neutral ! correct me if i’m wrong :) )

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