whatever this damn movie is called

Pen Pals - Part Two

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Summary: Dean wants to take the relationship to another level. Would the Reader want to take that risk or will she back out?

Word Count: 1.8kish

Warnings: AU, Fluff, Light Cursing

Author’s Note: Here is the second part of Pen Pals! If you want to catch up, read the first part here –> Part One. I hope you guys like this chapter. I’m sorry for not posting it fast enough. Life got in the way and I had to stop everything for a cool minute. I hope you enjoy this and feedback is always welcomed!!


Chapter Two: Long Distance Relationship

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Side Nigga Diaries

So I’m playing “side nigga” to a chick with a girlfriend. They been going steady for a while now and shorty told me she loved lesbian sex, and it was great but she said it aint dick tho. She told me she just wanted regular dick and I felt like I was just the man for the job, so that’s what it became. 

She would go through the motions with ol girl come to me on some “she tryna get fucked” shit. I remember she told me about a conversation she had with with her girl. She said she talked to her about a threesome but she really wasn’t down for it. I was down though. That would have been the most pivotal point in all side nigga history. I felt like if she would have gotten her to agree to it I probably wouldn’t do anything else in life. That’s how excited I was about the idea. 

Time went on without any mention of the threesome and I kind of forgot about it. So one night I’m in my room chilling, trying to find something to do for the night. I texted shorty to see what she was doing but she didn’t respond so I hit up one of my old hoes. She told me she wasn’t really getting into anything because she had some homework she had to get done. She said she would probably just watch some Netflix or whatever, so I invited her over to my place. I told her to finish her homework then we can watch Netflix together– kick it and shit. 

Probably an hour or two later she called me to let me know that she was on her way. Not even two seconds later, shorty with the girl hit me up. She called me and asked me what I was gonna do for the night. I guess she wanted to chill but I told her I had a chick coming over and her first reaction was, “is she cute?”. I swear I laughed so hard. But I sent her a picture and she started asking whether or not if she was a freak. We were on the phone for like 20 minutes trying figure out if she like to eat the box or not.

Shorty finally got to my place but I was still on the phone with chick so I told her that’ll just text her. I went down to let shorty in and when we get back to my room and we just sat there for awhile– we were talking or whatever but we weren’t really talking bout shit though. We finally put a movie on Netflix and that probably only lasted for 2 minutes.The next thing I knew we were playing 21 questions. And as expected the questions got a little kinky. Meanwhile chick texting me like, “you getting the cheeks”,“is she a freak or na”,“ask her if she down for a threesome”,”she eat pussy”. wholetime I’m trying to chill shorty blowing my phone up. So of course, ol girl said something. She was like damn,O.J I’m confused because I think she calling me OJ Simpson but then she was like Oj the Juiceman. I’m rolling because it wasn’t even like that. I’m like wholetime that’s you with all the juice and she’s like what do you mean. So I showed her my phone. I told her my homegirl think you cute and she want to smash– the both of us. She didn’t believe me so I had to scroll up and shit.

At first she laughed but then she got quiet for a minute. I gave her this “you nasty” look and she smiled. Then she was like, well I am a little horny though. Then she was like “what your friend look like?” So I showed her a picture and she was like “oh, she cute. Tell her to come through.” And at that moment I knew I was about to reach the highest point in side nigga history, even though it wasn’t with ol girl’s ol girl but nevertheless I was about to get the booties. 

Modern Leeburr Headcannons

So I went through the Leeburr tag and now I ship it (damn it). I completely blame and thank @the-great-gay-jatsby for this idea so…

• Lee is a cuddler.

• Burr isn’t. But he’ll make an exception for Lee.

• Lee’s favorite time to cuddle is during their traditional Friday movie night. It’s just him, his boyfriend, and whatever cheesy movie they decide to rent.

• It’s almost always Eat Pray Love. Though he’ll never admit it, Lee loves that movie.

• Burr knows how much Lee loves the meaning behind the movie, so he insists that they watch it constantly.

• Aaron refuses to call him “Charles” unless he really wants something.

- Ex: “No Aaron we are not taking in a cat” “But Chaaaaaarles…look at her!” “… fine. Only because she’s cute!”

• They adopt the cat. She’s a fat, fluffy, tabby cat who hates physical exercise almost as much as she hates mornings.

• Lee. Loves. That. Cat.

• You will never see Lee without that cat in his arms or worrying about where the cat is.

• Burr has the suspicion that Lee loves the cat more than he loves him. Which may or may not be true.

• Lee’s worked in the office for a while, but before that, he was a veteran. He served two terms in Afghanistan before coming home.

• He has nightmares about all the trauma he went through and all the people he couldn’t save.

•It takes Burr a while to figure it out, but immediately leaps into Protective Boyfriend Mode the first time Lee wakes up sobbing and screaming different names.

• Burr quietly asks Lee why he didn’t tell him sooner while he holds him, slowly rocking them both.

• Lee starts sobbing and Burr holds him, Lee’s head buried into Aaron’s chest.

• “I d-didn’t want you to l-leave me, Aaron. I’m s-so scared of being alone. I’ve l-lost so many people…Please don’t l-leave me too. ”

• Aaron softly kisses the top of Lee’s head. “You’re not going to lose me, Charles. I promise you I’m not leaving.”

•Lee quietly cries himself to sleep in his amazing boyfriend’s arms, and Aaron never once judges him.

•Aaron is right there next to him on the 4th of July, holding his hand whenever a firework goes off. He manages to get through the day and he couldn’t be happier about it.

• Lee is the one to propose to Aaron.

• Its small and relatively quiet, just like the couple.

• Lee uses his day off to cook a huge, romantic dinner for Aaron when he gets home. When Aaron gets home, Lee guides Aaron to the dining table, which has so much good food on it. Aaron gets so touched, he doesn’t know how to thank Lee. Lee just laughs nervously, saying “Don’t thank me just yet, darling. ” After dinner, Lee takes Aaron out onto the fire escape and they just sit out there for a while, relishing each other’s presence. Lee decides to bring out the ring right there, no kneeing, no sappy speech. Just a straightforward Will You Marry Me?

• Of course, Aaron says yes, and that’s the story of how Lee got laid that night. Did I mention that they’re both really kinky? They don’t seem like that couple, but they are. Like REALLY kinky. Just wanted to drop that small fact in, sorry.

• They get married. It’s a small ceremony in June at Jefferson’s ranch Monticello. Everyone at the office attends. George officiated the wedding, Alexander Hamilton was Burr’s best man, while John Laurens made a speech which made Lee tear up.

• They are marriage goals. Legit marriage goals.

• Lee, being the southern cutie he is, calls Burr things like “Darling” “Dollface” “Honey” with a southern drawl. Burr secretly loves it.

• They go to every Pride Parade they can. Why wouldn’t they? They’re an interracial gay couple in New York for God’s sake.

• Despite the fact that they argue over every little thing, Lee and Burr are best friends with Laurens and Hamilton.

• People are constantly hitting on one of them, to the point that they’re both very jealous.

• One of Lee’s favorite memory of jealous Aaron is when a woman stopped them in the middle of the street to flirt with Lee. Before Lee could quietly tell her he was married, Burr slipped his hand into Lee’s and said, “His gay ass is married to me, keep walking” before dragging Lee away, who was laughing hysterically. Lee never lets Burr forget about it.

• They decide to adopt a selectively mute girl named Theodosia. She’s 14 year old and the sweetest person on earth.

• Both Burr and Lee learn ASL to communicate with Theo.

• Lee is very protective of his daughter, and Aaron is having to constantly remind him she’s a human being with rights.

• You can imagine how they both reacted when Alexander and Lauren’s son Phillip knocked on their door for permission to take Theodosia to the school dance.

• After sitting the boy down for a friendly chat, they give their permission for Theo to go to the dance with Phillip.

• The day of the dance, Pip shows up promptly at 7 in a suit and tie , smiling from ear to ear. Aaron and Lee decide to give him the “If you hurt my daughter, I will make your life a living hell” speech. Needless to say, Pip got the point VERY quickly.

• All three of them were shocked when Theo came out of her room wearing a simple dark red dress and ballet flats. Phillip was the first to react, smiling even wider then before and saying , “Theo, you look beautiful” which got the biggest smile out of Theodosia.

• Both men started crying when Theo came over to hug and spoke to them for the very first time.

• “Don’t worry Dads…I’ll be fine,” in a whispery tone.

• Pip and Theo leave, holding hands and smiling at each other.

• The second they leave, Lee calls Hamilton to gossip about their children. Burr invites Hamilton and Laurens over for a few drinks, and that’s how you get 4 grown men crying their asses off while watching Marley and Me.

• All in all, Charles Lee and Aaron Burr are just a happy couple with a beautiful daughter and a really fat cat.

((Feel free to add on!! Actually, PLEASE add on, I need more Leeburr Headcannons in my life))

anonymous asked:

Can you write a head cannon about tom looking after you with period pains/cramps?

Tom Holland looking after you with period cramps

  • Okay lets just think about this for a second
    • We all know how much period cramps fking suck
    • And how wonderful it is to be looked after during that time
  • So Tom would actually be a man about this and not be grossed out about the natural thing your body happens to do every single damn month
    • Because he’s not a child
    • Despite popular belief sometimes not gonna lie
  • He would understand that it is literally your insides shredding their walls and that it is painful as fuck sometimes
  • He would do whatever he could to ease the pain.
    • Painkillers? Got em. Hot water bottle? On its way. A little cuddle and a kiss to the tummy? You got it.
  • Sometimes, in the middle of the night, if you woke up from the stabbing pain coming from inside you, he would hold onto you, cradling you in his arms because there wasn’t much else you wanted other that to rock back and forth and will away the pain
  • He’d also fetch you your favourite foods
    • And stock up on anything so he wouldn’t have to run around to the store because the man is a thinker and plans ahead
  • He would feel bad that he couldn’t do anything else to help
  • Like the guy would literally take the pain away from you and deal with it himself if he could
  • What a fucking gentleman
  • And those nights when he wasn’t around and you felt like your insides were burning he would do whatever he could to try and help take your mind off it
    • Phone calls, FaceTime, text messages about literally anything that he thought would make you smile
  • He would understand the moodswings and the breakouts because you’re human and thats what happens
  • He knew that you had no control over the damn hormones that are overtaking your body
  • He would always be down for cozy nights in watching movies when you didn’t feel like going out because of how tired you were
  • Oh and lets not forget how horny you would get sometimes
    • and because Tom’s a grown ass man he wouldn’t be creeped out by having sex while you’re on your period
    • Plus he knew it would help make you feel better in more ways than one
  • He would just be an adult about the whole situation and did whatever he could to help out because involuntary bleeding out of the nether regions was part of being a human 
    • and funnily enough he liked that about you
Ten Dos and Ten Don'ts of dating Min Yoongi

i think i’m funny, jungkook’s a brat; the usual. happy birthday to me lmao

a complete guide on what to do and not to do if you happen to be dating a man called min yoongi, brought to you by yoongi’s favorite brat, jeon jungkook.

word count: 1,306 | AO3

Disclaimer: Jeon Jungkook does not take responsibility for Yoongi’s actions, and therefore should not be held accountable for any negative reactions his boyfriend might have, as Yoongi’s levels of tolerance towards Jungkook – and towards Jungkook only – exceed all expectations.

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Dating Woozi (SVT) Would Include:

These are quick and easy to do and apparently I’m alright at reading people so hopefully you find them accurate ^^ Next up is Hoshi bc the anon that requested Hoshi sounds like they need it XDD

S.Coups // Hoshi // Wonwoo // Mingyu


  • He wouldn’t really care about looks but honestly realistically speaking a taller girl would probably intimidate him or make him insecure or feel less manly or whatever
  • BUT love is love so if he fell for a taller girl he’d make it work
  • At first he’d admire you from afar (but not in a creepy way…)
  • He’d fall you because of your passion for a certain subject or smth like that at least 
  • He has literally no experience with women so he’s too shy to talk to you
  • So he ends up getting wingman Seungcheol to introduce you both or smth
  • “Hi this is Jihoon and he’s into music and stuff” *leaves*
  • Great work Seungcheol great right hand man ay
  • You both kinda look at each other for a bit, not quite knowing what to say, but then he finds out you like the group and his music and it’s smooth (or at least better) sailing from there lmao
  • It takes less time than you expected to get him to open up to you
  • Skinship is practically non existent for the first few weeks
  • First kiss comes after a month or so and how slow he’s taking things makes you wonder if he actually likes you at all
  • And he does, he cares a lot, but he’s not the best with that stuff and wanted the right time
  • And so your first kiss is hella awkward but it’s sweet and heartfelt and kinda seals the deal for you like he’s yours now XD
  • Then he’s suddenly huge on skinship behind closed doors I mean in public he’ll go no further than holding hands or maybe arm around your waist but alone he loves cuddles and also kinda just laying strewn over each other ^^
  • Secretly enjoys being a little spoon tbh
  • You bringing food and a LOT of coffee round to him when he holes himself up in the studio for hours upon hours
  • Which leads o him feeling guilty and becoming slightly unfocused bc you worry so much and fall asleep on the studio couch more often than not
  • You wake up with empty coffee cups everywhere, a blanket over you and Jihoon sleeping in the worst looking position in his chair
  • Him writing songs about you to put on the album and they manage to make you cry most of the time bc he isn’t the best with words but the songs say all the things he wants to say
  • The first few times he gets all red like “no they’re not about you”
  • “Of course they’re about you have you listened to the lyrics??” - Mingyu
  • Loves giving you forehead kisses bc they’re slight and little gestures of affection that still show a lot
  • When he gets mad he speaks in satoori and you learn to just listen to his rants instead of trying to talk and help
  • When he’s mad at you and shouts in satoori it gets a lil scary ngl mad Jihoon is not someone to reckon with
  • After he’s got the frustrated angry shouting out of the way he kinda just storms out of the house/apartment/dorm and you’re like ‘where tf is he going’
  • He always goes to the studio or dpractice room and either makes music or dances to calm himself down
  • Doesn’t seem like the type to apologize (first) unless it was like 100% his fault
  • You apologizing quickly bc mad Jihoon is just no you don’t want to add on to the stress he already feels constantly
  • When he doe get really stressed you massage him or let him lay on your lap/snuggle up to you whilst you pay with his hair
  • Repays the favor by singing to you or, if you’re super stressed or upset, brings out a lil aegyo
  • Then swears you to secrecy bc it was all to make you feel better! NO ONE BUT YOU CAN K N O W
  • When he goes on tour he still works very hard and barely sleeps but STILL finds time to speak to you because you miss each other so much
  • You having one of his sweaters to wear/cuddle up to on a night so you don’t miss him as much
  • But despite him being shy and awkward his cuddles are the best and can’t be beat ;;
  • When you’re alone together makeouts are so common like when you’re alone together you’ll try to steal a little kiss but a few minutes later your hands are in his hair and his tongue is dominating your mouth (Jihoon is such a dom damn)
  • Lazy sex wow
  • Half of the time you stay on the couch bc why move to the bed the couch is good enough and once you get Jihoon worked up he wants you there immediately
  • Blowjobs are commonplace tbh
  • Sometimes in the studio whilst you try to make him relax and he’s being stubborn
  • Long talks about random shit late at night
  • Inside movie dates or ordering takeout or whatever - he prefers more casual inside things.
  • You like to call him overly cute nicknames bc his cringing reactions are hilarious
  • Or calling him fairy and getting his protests of “I AM A MAN”
  • Overall, bc of a lack of experience, he’s awkward and shy but he’s crazy passionate about you as he is his work. Whilst he may seem a little shut off due to his hard work or too busy he cares a lot. It takes a lot to get him to love you but once he does you can trust him to love you more than anything and try to prioritize your happiness. 

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Literally just getting this out before my parents turn the internet off ah

- Admin Belle

The thing about having Action Movie powers...

…or “Cinematic Reality Manipulation” as some of the super-scientists of Blockbuster’s acquaintance called his powerset, is that you can’t really retire. 

Oh, you can move onto a houseboat in the middle of nowhere, be tremendously surly at anyone who comes by to ask you to do one last job, but that just inevitably leads to actually doing whatever damned fool thing they want you to do. 

At 32, he’s already tried to retire 14 times, and his record for nothing untoward happening during any of those periods was about two weeks, and that was only because he didn’t answer the door and disconnected his phone so he wouldn’t get voicemail. 

Naturally, it ended with a team of assassins breaking into his house.and a hastily assembled investigation into the conspiracy that set them on his tail. 

So when he announced he was getting out of the life and going to change his name and work on a tramp steamer this time, no one took the threat particularly seriously.

But then he was gone three weeks. Then four and then someone did the math and asked, “Hey. When was the last time Blockbuster was kidnapped to an island fortress by a madman who only wants to hunt the most dangerous game?” 

“About 3-4 years ago. Isn’t it too soon for that to happen again?” 

There was nervous laughter all around, and then a sudden scramble of rescue teams.

The combination “Welcome back/We’re so sorry” cake upon his rescue and return to active duty didn’t actually make up for it, but it showed good effort, he felt.

When I Knew (Andre Silva)

“Hey babe?” Andre handed you the salt.

You two were doing what you did every Tuesday night, cooking together. Well, it was mostly you doing all the work and him handing you what you needed at the time. Still, it was cute and an irreplaceable part of your relationship.

“If this is about Afonso staying here next week, I already told you our house is his.” You added the seasoning to the pot as you stirred.

“No it’s not that. It’s just-when did you know that you loved me? Is there an exact moment when you knew for sure?” He removed the salt from the area and replaced it with the cayenne pepper.

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you can always tell when im at my worst bc i end up watching nostalgia critic videos. like i dont like the guy, i dont think hes anywhere near funny or likable and his whole shtick is very annoying but like…… damn if it isnt 30ish minutes of constant stimulation to distract me from the hell i am experiencing

anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could do headcannons for negan being around a nerdy/geeky girl. Like she still makes references to tv shows or books even though the worlds gone to shit or the fact that she would rather find a comic book than anything else? Thank you so much :)

‘Ello! Of course I will do this!

This is literally me lol

- When she started talking about TV shows she missed Negan understood, he still missed being able to flick over channels and watch Friends
- But when she started talking about how she was dead inside about how she could never see the next Star Wars movie he was a little bemused
- she would try and explain to Negan about what Shipping was and did get it, eventually
- “So if you think two characters should fuck, us for instance, you ‘ship’ them?”
- “Exactly!”
- Negan would ask his men if they came across any comics to get them and take them so that he could give them to her
- she was the only one who called the dead ‘Zombies’. The only damn person.
- Whether is was because of watching Zombie shows of TV or whatever
- Negan has caught her a few times at the dead of night leaning over a piece of paper writing Harry Potter fanfiction
- Which he would obviously proof read
- “Woah, as a gorgeous man myself I know that you cannot do that with your dick. Trust me, I’ve tried. Unless Draco has a spell to do that, it’s not possible.”

I loved this oh my god

It is now my headcannon that Negan would be a giant nerd as well once he got the hang of it

Singing in the Rain

For the lovely @annytecture

Emma could see Killian rolling his eyes when she glanced at him, and she heard every loud, exaggerated sigh he let out. “I don’t do this when you pick the movie,” she poked him in the side.

“Sorry love,” he said, “I just find it unbelievable. No one does this in real life. This man,” he gestured towards the screen, “wants me to believe singing and  dancing around in a storm is a normal thing?”

“It’s supposed to be fun.”

“I don’t understand.”

The man spent centuries chasing a crocodile, but he couldn’t understand the value of a good musical? Go figure. “It’s entertainment,” she explained, “and this one is a classic.”

“If you say so, Swan,” he shrugged in defeat, but she could tell the wheels in his head were turning.

After the movie ended, she stood up, giving him a funny look when he didn’t follow suit. “You’re not coming?”

“Not tired yet,” he shrugged, “I’ll join you shortly.”

Shortly never happened, she realized, when she came out the next morning to find him curled up on the couch, the title screen from “Singing in the Rain” still playing on the tv. She turned it off, then left him be as she got ready for work. Before heading out, she kissed him on the cheek and said goodbye.

He didn’t budge.

Careful not to wake him, she pulled the blanket up around him, and tucked him in before she left.

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Stilinski Triplets x Reader: Ghosts Stiles?

A/N: You’re the triplets sister and you convince them to watch a ghost movie and Stiles becomes paranoid afterwards.

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It was Friday night and you wanted to watch a scary movie since you were in the mood. There was no supernatural on Stiles’ front anyways so you were trying to convince your older brothers to watch a movie called “Carved: The Slit Mouthed Woman.” (A/N: Good movie, by the way.) You wanted to get Stuart off his phone, Stiles off his research and Thomas off the running for just one night.

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Does it Matter if I'm Different? (Day 30 of 31 Days of Halloween-Like Scenarios)

It was forbidden to fall in love with a human, but Kai couldn’t help that his heart started to beat again when he met you.

Genre(s): Fluff, Paranormal, Vampire! AU

Member(s): Kai

Words: 1475 words

A.N. - Day 30 of 31 days! WOO! 

SO GUYS I WROTE THIS BECAUSE IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, AND I DECIDED TO TREAT YOU GUYS. 

Happy Reading~ 

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Inktober 3: Video Games

Dean hated Sam for introducing Castiel to video games. It was bad enough when the former angel found Netflix, and spent almost all his time watching stuff on there. Days at a time would pass before they could get the blue eyed man out of his room, since he would always want to finish ‘just another episode’. But that episode always turned into a season, which always turned into the whole damn show.

He calmed down, though, eventually getting tired of Netflix, since he couldn’t find any more shows or movies that really interested him. That was when he found Call of Duty.

For some reason, Cas loved it. He tried to explain it all to Dean once, but the hunter never really had much patience for things like that. Frankly, it sounded pretty boring. Still, Castiel would bring a bunch of food into his room and then not leave for days, determined on beating whatever new game her had recently bought.

He defeated game after game, and started to neglect himself, which worried Dean, though the freckled man would never admit it. For some reason, the games distracted him far more than Netflix did, probably because it actually required thought, whereas watching TV really didn’t.

Dean knocked on Castiel’s door, and waited for a few minutes. The former angel had been in there for nearly a week now, only leaving to go to the bathroom. When there was still no answer, the hunter just pushed the door open and walked in. Cas sat on his bed, the laptop he had recently bought in his lap. Apparently he had moved onto computer games now.

“Hey, pause that.” At Dean’s words, Castiel looks up and does as told. “You gotta eat. You’ve been in here for almost a week.”

Cas frowns, checking the date on his laptop, his eyes widening as he realized that it really had been five days. He sets the computer to the side and stood with a sigh.

“Must’ve been a pretty fun game,” Dean remarks, leaning against the door frame as he crosses his arms over his chest. Cas nods, and it was clear he was about to launch into an explanation of whatever he had just been playing. The hunter interrupted him before he could. “Go get a shower, and we’ll take about it over lunch.”

As the dark haired man gathers clean clothes, Dean walks back to the bunker’s kitchen, shaking his head and muttering about 'Goddamn video games’.

Waterlogged + A GFSS Gift

A very belated Merry Christmas to @kat2609 :] ‘tis I, my friend - your tardy GFSS! Thank you for being so patient with me and my fickle muse. It’s been so fun chatting with you and picking your brain (even though Tumblr likes to eat our messages). I hope you had a lovely break from school and are dreading going back as much as I am haha. So here it is, 4.7K words about a distractingly wet pirate. Rated M for a bit of smut!


“A fish? Really?”

Emma shrugged with an apologetic yet entertained smile as she leaned over to get a peek at the section of the classic text he was perusing. They hadn’t had much time to discuss many of the town’s new visitors - especially what with her traveling to some alternate dream or wish or whatever reality - but now that they’d found some very rare breathing room, Killian had brought along the novel Henry had loaned him to clarify a few details of his past.

The fact that present day film had turned the seafaring tale he was trying to share into an animated under the ocean adventure wasn’t her fault - but the amusement she found once again as he failed to comprehend the modern world’s mysterious ways was something she’d take the blame for.

“Swan - no,” he argued, shaking his head as he sighed in exasperation with his hand on his coffee mug. “That’s the most ridiculous thing I think I’ve heard in this realm. Nemo is a sea captain - not a damn cartoon animal.”

“Hey, you asked me if I already knew anything about his story,” she grinned, propping her elbows up on the table. “I can’t help it if things got lost in translation between that world and this one.”

“I just don’t get….why would a fish even be in a doctor’s office in-” he huffed, folding his arms in annoyance. “-whatever that place is called.”

Australia, Killian, and it was a dentist office,” Emma reminded him. “The movie was very cute actually. Don’t be such a grouch.”

“Love, I can assure you that I’m not at all like that green monster who makes his home in a trash can,” he countered, his pride quite evident over recalling a morning show he’d encountered when they babysat Neal one weekend. “Nor is Nemo a clown or a fish. Bloody hell, this realm truly has a way with skewing the facts.”

“Is this you still being salty about a certain pirate with a waxed mustache and an awful perm?”

“No, this is a whole new level of insult,” he pouted, narrowing his stare playfully at her. “Though I will always be bitter about that one.”

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tsarvictor  asked:

could you talk about virgin!dean having his first time with benny??? idk if you do hs age so maybe college!denny if that makes you more comfortable :) please and thank you!!!

(hey for my comfort level I will be writing college age dean thanks and sorry this ended up more sweet than sexy)

Dean loved many things about Benny, but high among them was that at five years older, Benny was finished with school and had enough money to have an apartment with no roommates. It was a shoebox, but didn’t smell and didn’t have negotiated shower time. And Benny had a memory foam mattress and let Dean have a drawer just for incidentals.

Everytime he spent the night at Benny’s, the guys in his house always whistled and said something nasty and Dean always had an answer. He didn’t mention that he had googled trash talk, just so he wouldn’t be caught out saying something dumb and showed his lack of personal knowledge.

Dean went over to Benny’s and smiled. Benny had candles lit, pizza on real plates, and Lord of the Rings on. “You are rather good at this dating thing.”

“You aren’t exactly high maintenance.” Benny replied. “Oooh I gave up mushrooms on my pizza, the horror.”

Dean sat on the couch and picked up a plate. “You even got nice beer.” He paused. “Oh shit, is it an anniversary or something?”

“No, I’m off probation at my job, got me a 1.50 an hour raise, thought we should celebrate.” Benny said.

Dean leaned over and kissed him. “That definitely deserves the nice beer.”

They ate and watched the movie, Dean doing all of Aragorn’s dialogue and prodding Benny to do Gimli, and Dean put down his plate and snuggled into Benny. “Hey babe?”

“Yeah?” Benny asked.

Dean took a breath. “Wanna fuck?”

Benny put his beer down carefully and moved to look at Dean, who couldn’t quite make eye contact. “Dean, babe, you know I’m happy waiting.”

“Yeah, I know that, but I kind of want to fuck.” Dean said, still not quite looking at Benny.

“How about you say that while actually looking at me.” Benny kissed him gently.

“Yeah, but it’s just -”

“Just what?” Benny was patient.

“Just what the hell do we call it, because fuck sounds too nasty, sex almost clinical, shoot me if I ever say make love, and I’ll shoot you if you say bump uglies, because I’ve seen your junk and it ain’t ugly.” Dean rambled.

Benny adored his boyfriend.

“I suppose we could call it Benny and Dean’s super sexy bedroom shenanigans?”

Dean burst out laughing. He collapsed onto Benny he was laughing so hard. “This is why I know you are right for me, laughing. Laughing about sex is good.”

“It is.” Benny agreed. He kissed Dean gently. “You ready for sex Dean? You want this?”

“So damn much Benny.” Dean replied. “You always make me feel good when we’ve fooled around and I just want more. I want everything.”

“Everything does sound good.” Benny kissed Dean’s neck, on Dean’s favourite spot. Dean squirmed. “You are so fucking sexy Dean.”

“You’re pretty swell too.” Dean groaned. “Jesus at least I didn’t call you ginchy.”

Benny kissed his neck again. “Call me whatever you want.”

“Mine?”

“Always.”

“Cool, let’s go get me deflowered then.” Dean said with a grin. “Been reading me some books about this, should be fun.”

“Dean, book porn is like movie porn, not quite based in reality.”

Dean thought about it. “You mean that you don’t have a monster cock that even without enough lube will make me feel amazing the first time as I beg you for harder? And I am ready for three rounds my first night? I am shocked and appalled.”

Benny stood and hauled Dean up and over his shoulder. “Let the shenanigans begin.” He said with a swat against Dean’s ass.

“Oooh, you should also demand I come untouched. That seemed big in what I read.” Dean said.

“I’ll gag you.” Benny warned.

“We’ll save that for next time.”

1000 Days Of You - Part 14

PART 13

Chapter 30 – A Full Life

He made his way to the front door of his apartment only to turn back just as he reached it. Should he go check on her or would it be best if he stayed away?

What was the protocol here?

He was torn.

She’s still the love of my life… the selfish part of him reminded him that he needed her irrespective of whether she needed him.

She’s also my best friend and I need her to be okay. . He reasoned with himself as he approached the door for the third time.

So would she be better off if he let her be or would she be better off if he went to her? He paused just as he was about to open the door.

They were broken up. Officially over. No longer a couple.

Normally this would under normal circumstances imply space. Or a metaphorical drop-off-the-face-of-the-Earth-never-to-be-seen-again move, like he did with his past girl friends. He was pretty certain they appreciated that they didn’t have to be around him after the breakup.

He turned around and walked back to his room.

He would gladly give her space if that was what she wanted. But was that what she needed? He found himself approaching the door again, this time he opened it before he over analyzed and turned around.

“Hey” Caroline greeted him as soon as he opened his front door. She looked surprised and slightly nervous.

“Hey!” his heart lurched at the sight of her. He looked at her intently. Was she upset? Hurt? Did she hate him?

“I uh. .  I wanted to see if you were okay” Caroline said awkwardly.

He swallowed. No, I’m not okay. .

“I’m okay. . are you?”

“Yeah” She said, her voice slightly more high pitched than usual.

“That’s good” He said, he felt like something cold was squeezing his heart. Maybe all she needed was a good cry to get over him, the masochist in him sneered.

They continued to stand there at the threshold of his apartment. He wasn’t entirely sure what to say, he didn’t want to make things worse for her. But he didn’t want the conversation to end either.

“You didn’t come for breakfast. . not that you have to.. you can eat breakfast here.. but you normally eat breakfast with us.. and.. I just. . ummm… you don’t have to stay away on my account. . “ She explained. 

His lips curved to form a small smile. Caroline rambling was one of his favorite things to listen to . . right after the sound of her laughter. 

She sighed. “You know you can still talk to me whenever right?” She said softly.

His heart ached at that. “Yeah…”

You know you are better off without me right? He wanted to say, but didn’t.

“So are you going to see your sponsor?” She asked. 

“Yeah in a couple of hours”

“Okay. . umm. . lemme know if you. . need. . anything. .”

“You too. .” Was all he could manage to say as she slowly walked back to her apartment. He watched as the door shut behind her. He went back in feeling more desolate than ever.

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Dear Future Girlfriend

You may or may not know me yet but I just can’t wait to have you. I want to spoil you to shower you with gifts to give you everything your cute heart desires. You’ll wear my jersey and I’ll be bragging about how cute you are and my friends be like “ lucky bitch” damn right I am. And if you have your period I’ll talk with your tummy to stop hurting my baby. Or if your craving pizza or chicken nuggets in 1 am just call and I’ll be there with a box of pizza. And on rainy days we’ll be under a blanket watching a movie of your choice or we could play in the rain whatever you want. I may act all tough and mighty but you’re the boss. We could be like Rose and Rosie, you’ll be the Cammie to my Shannon, and I could be your Reagan and you could be my Amy. I just can’t wait to fall in love in all your silly habits. I’m not promising I’m perfect but I’ll do anything for you. I’ll give you my heart, I’ll be loyal and truthful.

So please reblog and spread this cause I can’t wait to met her and if you think you’re her please message me

anonymous asked:

Okay so Buttercup anon here again. :) So back last summer my bf told me he had never seen Princess Bride and I gasped and was like "WHAAA???" and he always acts like he hates chick flicks but I know he loves them more than I do lmao. Anyways he liked the movie and that's when he started calling me Buttercup and I nearly died the first time he did it and whenever we ask each other for favors or whatever we're both like "As you wish" haha. It's really the best. :)

Oh my god it’s impossible to not like Princess Bride. THIS IS SO DAMN CUTE