Shepard: [texting Kaidan] Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg
Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can
you fucking believe this shit
Kaidan: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.
Shepard: God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
Kaidan: Shepard, you’re scaring me.
Shepard: Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired
Kaidan: No problem, man. I’ll just do most of the talking at the meeting with the Council today.
Shepard: No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
Shepard: MARK ZUCKERBERG.