whatever this damn movie is called

Music by Eric

“Stupid fucking saxophone crap. I hate this kid of fucking music. Goddamn white bushy apes and spear chuckers snapping their gay little fingers and tapping their faggot little shoes. I want to take that sax and toss it into a vat of molten steel along with its owner or maybe charge into their gay little nightclub blasting away with an AR-15 and kill every one of those punkass happy jazzy fucksticks.

Oh Jesus, this is even worse than the last piece. This is what passes for music these days? Buddah, I could go get a music contract. What category is this BS anyway? Shell blowing bone whacking tree shaking Jazz? I really don’t want to hear about some annoying middle aged loser whining about his stupid stream of consciousness type lyrics. Next they will throw in some frogs croaking or chainsaws roaring.

Hmm, a bit calmer so far, no jungle bunnies running around banging on things. Is this a fast pace song for the Earth spirit club maybe? Thank God there aren’t any lyrics. I find that lyrics can often ruin good music. Well this isn’t so bad, kind of trancey. Quick too. Was that a dog. Oh goodie, I hear space invaders now. Damn it, more random crap. Jesus now it’s ruined. Stupid symbols or whatever they are called. Must be hard to carry THAT beat. OK now stop screwing with it.

Oh yippee, Enya wannabe, with a twist of 80’s synthesizer in it. Now we are a jamming dude. Ugh I need some KMFDM. Is this the soundtrack to a little fantasy movie about a boy and his starship cruiser? Sounds like something aerobics classes dance to when they forget their CD’s. Hmm, for some reason I feel like flying through a city with the spics girls.

Ugh, this is indescribable. I feel like I am walking around in a friggin cartoon for God’s sake. Bloody burrito boys and their little banjo barakas. What the fuck is this! Screw you guys, I’m going to lunch, and listening to good fucking music.”

Pen Pals - Part Two

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Summary: Dean wants to take the relationship to another level. Would the Reader want to take that risk or will she back out?

Word Count: 1.8kish

Warnings: AU, Fluff, Light Cursing

Author’s Note: Here is the second part of Pen Pals! If you want to catch up, read the first part here –> Part One. I hope you guys like this chapter. I’m sorry for not posting it fast enough. Life got in the way and I had to stop everything for a cool minute. I hope you enjoy this and feedback is always welcomed!!

Chapter Two: Long Distance Relationship

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Modern Leeburr Headcannons

So I went through the Leeburr tag and now I ship it (damn it). I completely blame and thank @the-great-gay-jatsby for this idea so…

• Lee is a cuddler.

• Burr isn’t. But he’ll make an exception for Lee.

• Lee’s favorite time to cuddle is during their traditional Friday movie night. It’s just him, his boyfriend, and whatever cheesy movie they decide to rent.

• It’s almost always Eat Pray Love. Though he’ll never admit it, Lee loves that movie.

• Burr knows how much Lee loves the meaning behind the movie, so he insists that they watch it constantly.

• Aaron refuses to call him “Charles” unless he really wants something.

- Ex: “No Aaron we are not taking in a cat” “But Chaaaaaarles…look at her!” “… fine. Only because she’s cute!”

• They adopt the cat. She’s a fat, fluffy, tabby cat who hates physical exercise almost as much as she hates mornings.

• Lee. Loves. That. Cat.

• You will never see Lee without that cat in his arms or worrying about where the cat is.

• Burr has the suspicion that Lee loves the cat more than he loves him. Which may or may not be true.

• Lee’s worked in the office for a while, but before that, he was a veteran. He served two terms in Afghanistan before coming home.

• He has nightmares about all the trauma he went through and all the people he couldn’t save.

•It takes Burr a while to figure it out, but immediately leaps into Protective Boyfriend Mode the first time Lee wakes up sobbing and screaming different names.

• Burr quietly asks Lee why he didn’t tell him sooner while he holds him, slowly rocking them both.

• Lee starts sobbing and Burr holds him, Lee’s head buried into Aaron’s chest.

• “I d-didn’t want you to l-leave me, Aaron. I’m s-so scared of being alone. I’ve l-lost so many people…Please don’t l-leave me too. ”

• Aaron softly kisses the top of Lee’s head. “You’re not going to lose me, Charles. I promise you I’m not leaving.”

•Lee quietly cries himself to sleep in his amazing boyfriend’s arms, and Aaron never once judges him.

•Aaron is right there next to him on the 4th of July, holding his hand whenever a firework goes off. He manages to get through the day and he couldn’t be happier about it.

• Lee is the one to propose to Aaron.

• Its small and relatively quiet, just like the couple.

• Lee uses his day off to cook a huge, romantic dinner for Aaron when he gets home. When Aaron gets home, Lee guides Aaron to the dining table, which has so much good food on it. Aaron gets so touched, he doesn’t know how to thank Lee. Lee just laughs nervously, saying “Don’t thank me just yet, darling. ” After dinner, Lee takes Aaron out onto the fire escape and they just sit out there for a while, relishing each other’s presence. Lee decides to bring out the ring right there, no kneeing, no sappy speech. Just a straightforward Will You Marry Me?

• Of course, Aaron says yes, and that’s the story of how Lee got laid that night. Did I mention that they’re both really kinky? They don’t seem like that couple, but they are. Like REALLY kinky. Just wanted to drop that small fact in, sorry.

• They get married. It’s a small ceremony in June at Jefferson’s ranch Monticello. Everyone at the office attends. George officiated the wedding, Alexander Hamilton was Burr’s best man, while John Laurens made a speech which made Lee tear up.

• They are marriage goals. Legit marriage goals.

• Lee, being the southern cutie he is, calls Burr things like “Darling” “Dollface” “Honey” with a southern drawl. Burr secretly loves it.

• They go to every Pride Parade they can. Why wouldn’t they? They’re an interracial gay couple in New York for God’s sake.

• Despite the fact that they argue over every little thing, Lee and Burr are best friends with Laurens and Hamilton.

• People are constantly hitting on one of them, to the point that they’re both very jealous.

• One of Lee’s favorite memory of jealous Aaron is when a woman stopped them in the middle of the street to flirt with Lee. Before Lee could quietly tell her he was married, Burr slipped his hand into Lee’s and said, “His gay ass is married to me, keep walking” before dragging Lee away, who was laughing hysterically. Lee never lets Burr forget about it.

• They decide to adopt a selectively mute girl named Theodosia. She’s 14 year old and the sweetest person on earth.

• Both Burr and Lee learn ASL to communicate with Theo.

• Lee is very protective of his daughter, and Aaron is having to constantly remind him she’s a human being with rights.

• You can imagine how they both reacted when Alexander and Lauren’s son Phillip knocked on their door for permission to take Theodosia to the school dance.

• After sitting the boy down for a friendly chat, they give their permission for Theo to go to the dance with Phillip.

• The day of the dance, Pip shows up promptly at 7 in a suit and tie , smiling from ear to ear. Aaron and Lee decide to give him the “If you hurt my daughter, I will make your life a living hell” speech. Needless to say, Pip got the point VERY quickly.

• All three of them were shocked when Theo came out of her room wearing a simple dark red dress and ballet flats. Phillip was the first to react, smiling even wider then before and saying , “Theo, you look beautiful” which got the biggest smile out of Theodosia.

• Both men started crying when Theo came over to hug and spoke to them for the very first time.

• “Don’t worry Dads…I’ll be fine,” in a whispery tone.

• Pip and Theo leave, holding hands and smiling at each other.

• The second they leave, Lee calls Hamilton to gossip about their children. Burr invites Hamilton and Laurens over for a few drinks, and that’s how you get 4 grown men crying their asses off while watching Marley and Me.

• All in all, Charles Lee and Aaron Burr are just a happy couple with a beautiful daughter and a really fat cat.

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Ten Dos and Ten Don'ts of dating Min Yoongi

i think i’m funny, jungkook’s a brat; the usual. happy birthday to me lmao

a complete guide on what to do and not to do if you happen to be dating a man called min yoongi, brought to you by yoongi’s favorite brat, jeon jungkook.

word count: 1,306

Disclaimer: Jeon Jungkook does not take responsibility for Yoongi’s actions, and therefore should not be held accountable for any negative reactions his boyfriend might have, as Yoongi’s levels of tolerance towards Jungkook – and towards Jungkook only – exceed all expectations.

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rainy days | donghyuck

Pairing: Haechan + Reader

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 2.2K

Warning: none

Request: Hey I know you are a new blog but I still want to request you something. Can I have a cute fluffy scenario of nct haechan where he’s your best friend but you both have feelings for each other and he suddenly confesses? You can make up your own way of him confessing. Thank you and I hope you do good! xoxo


Reader’s POV

“Come on we have to go.” You screamed to your best friend while looking outside the school windows near the entrance. It had been said that there will be a huge thunderstorm soon and if we don’t leave now, we might be stuck in school for longer than we need to. Turning around, you saw Donghyuck slinging his school bag over his shoulder while running towards you from the end of the hallway. Normally, you would be well on your way back to your place after school but today, you had to stay back a little while because Donghyuck had to talk to his math teacher about the upcoming test later this week and you promised him to hang out today.

“I’m coming. Hold on would ya.” Donghyuck said panting. You rolled your eyes just as you were about to turn around to open the door when suddenly, a loud thunder boomed making you jump up in surprise. Donghyuck simply just laughed at you while shaking his head muttering something under his breath.

“If we get soaked, I’m gonna kill you.” You said glaring at him for laughing.

“Relax loser, your house is only a five-minute walk away. We can make it if we run.” And with that, he opened the door and sprinted making you scream back at him but that didn’t stop you from laughing and running after him. Both of you started laughing loudly half way there and finally stopped when your house was in view. But unfortunately, that’s exactly when the heavy rain started to fall making you shriek up and attempt to cover your hair. Donghyuck grabbed your arm making you run once again to your house. By the time you arrived at your front door, both of you were soaking wet. Hands shaking while feeling around the front pocket of your bag for your house keys, you successfully opened your door after three tries and Donghyuck whining for taking too long.

“Oh man, I think it’s gonna rain throughout the whole night,” Donghyuck said taking off his school uniform jacket and reveal his white shirt underneath.

“That sucks. What if our parents aren’t able to come home tonight?” You asked mirroring his actions by taking off your jacket leaving you in a white shirt and your skirt.

“It probably won’t be that bad honestly. Let’s just wait and see.” Both of you took off your shoes and socks since they were both soaking wet and you opened your closet to put your jacket in. Donghyuck leaned forward standing behind you to also hang his jacket in the closet. His chest coming in contact with your back making you blush and being thankful for him not being able to see your face. He was your best friend from when both of you were kids but you also couldn’t help the feelings he gives you whenever he touches you.

“You hungry?” You asked turning around to come face to face with him. It surprised you to see how close his face was to yours but you tried to not give any emotions away by having a neutral facial expression.

“Yes please.” He smiled down at you while nodding his head like a little child making you smile. Ahh what this boy does to me.

You made your way to your kitchen while he made his way to your living room to turn on the tv. You quickly prepared sandwiches for the both of you knowing Donghyuck likes them very much especially the ones you make. Upon returning to the living room to give food to Donghyuck, the power shut off making the whole room dark. You immediately froze where you were for a good two seconds before you felt Donghyuck arms around you. He knew you were scared of the dark and you were thankful that he was with you right now or else you would’ve been alone until your parents returned from work which was usually late at night.   

“Don’t be scared, I got you,” Donghyuck whispered in your ear as he held on you tightly. Times like this, you find it so hard not to kiss Donghyuck and hold him close to you forever but the thought of him not feeling the same way always makes you stop your actions.

“Let’s watch a movie on your laptop yeah?” Donghyuck said slowly pulling away so he can try to see your face. You nodded putting down the tray of sandwiches and taking his hand to lead him into your room even though he knew his way around your house from the back of his head.

“I’ll get blankets while you grab my laptop then.” Without saying anything, Donghyuck simply followed your orders and grabbed your laptop from your desk and got your charger patiently waiting for you by your door while you got your cute pink blanket with the design of different candies.

“What movie do you want to watch?” You were feeling a little more in the romantic side but knowing Donghyuck, he would hate it and not pay attention to the movie at all.

“Whatever you want.” You responded seeing him raise an eyebrow at you. “What?”

“I wanna watch a horror.” He tilts his head to the side a little giving you an innocent looking knowing damn well that you hated horror. You opened your mouth to protest but he beat you to it. “Nuh uh, you said whatever I want.”

“But Donghyuck-”

“Relax baby girl, I’ll protect you.” Often Donghyuck will call you cute names and you’re used to them but that doesn’t stop your stomach from doing flips. He winked at you before walking back into the living room and you following suit pouting like a little child when their mom doesn’t buy them ice cream.

After settling down on your couch next to each other with the blanket over you both, you placed the laptop on the coffee table and started playing the movie. Not even a second into the movie, you jumped when a girl dressed in a white gown with black hair appeared on the screen laughing. Donghyuck placed his arm around your waist trying not to laugh at you but miserably failed. He burst out laughing making you hit his shoulder.

“Why are you so scared?” He managed to ask while trying to gasp for air.

“Because she just popped out!”

“So? She looks exactly like you! You shouldn’t be scared to see your face on the screen.” He’s still laughing like that’s the funniest thing ever.

“Shut up!” You covered your embarrassed face with your hands. Like that wasn’t enough, a loud crash was heard making you even more terrified. You jumped up but this time you held on to Donghyuck.

“Aww don’t worry. Donghyuck here will protect you.” His arms found the way around your body bringing you closer to him.

“Donghyuck, I don’t want to watch this movie.” You whined hiding your face in the middle of his neck and shoulder. You felt him tense underneath you making you look up at him. His eyes locked in with yours giving you a look that you never have seen him do. His eyes softened at you looking deep into your eyes making you slightly blush but you made sure not to break eye contact.

“Yah, why do you do this to me?” He whispered quietly, almost too quietly but you caught it anyway.

“What do you mean?” You asked too in a quiet voice. His eyes got bigger and he looked away from you. “Donghyuck?”

“N-nothing. Forget I even said anything.” You frowned at him suddenly moving away from him. He noticed the warmth leaving him making him look at you once again. He smiled probably hoping you’ll forget about it but his eyes say otherwise.

“Did I do something wrong?” You asked suddenly standing up watching him mirror your action quickly while shaking his head.

“No of course not.” He answered with his eyes wide.

“Then what do you mean why I do this to you?” You asked taking steps back. You suddenly started thinking of all the bad things that could happen. Did he get tired of you? Did he not want to be your friend anymore? Did you do something that might’ve made him mad?

As you were taking steps back, Donghyuck started taking steps forward. You finally stopped when he got a hold of your arm. He stopped walking when he was right in front of you, looking up at him, you saw him giving you a small smile. He took one hand to your cheek and your stomach did all types of flips and kicks. He started leaning in making you close your eyes and your head started feeling dizzy. His lips came in contact with yours and that was the moment you swear time stopped. He stayed there for a few moments to check if you protested but when you didn’t move away from him, he started moving his lips and you kissed him back. You have been waiting forever for this and there you are kissing your best friend who you thought you had no chance with. You took one of your hands to place it on his chest grabbing his shirt. Finally moving away for some air, He rested his forehead on yours while catching his breath. You slowly opened your eyes to meet with his and you couldn’t help but smile.

“You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to do this for.” He said taking your hair and putting it behind your ears.

“I can say the same.” Donghyuck smiled at you and your stomach started doing all sorts of tricks now.

“I love you.” He kissed your forehead over and over. “God, I love you so much.”

“I love you too, a lot.” You started giggling at how cute he was seeing a smile form on his face when he saw your reaction.

“Let’s go on a date right now.” You smiled but suddenly realizing.

“It’s raining.” You pouted.

“Well, let’s have one inside.” He stated in a mocking tone making you hit him on the shoulder. He hissed and rubbed the spot you hit him.

“Damn, here I thought you would be nicer to me now.”

“Not a chance babe.” You smirked and his face lit up.

“Babe? I like the sound of that.” Shaking your head you walked past him.

“You always call me that.” You looked back up at him once you took the tray of sandwiches placing them on your lap after settling down on the couch.

“Yeah but you never called me that. It feels weird, a good weird.” He jumped up and down like a little school boy before heading towards you and sitting beside you. “Fed me!”

“Yah, I’m not your slave.” You complained giving him a sandwich.

“True, you’re my girl now.” If you didn’t blush before, you were now. You’re my girl now. You kept repeating the words over and over making you even redder. You looked at him to see him smiling at you a little bit red as well. You immediately hid your face on his chest grabbing a fist full of his shirt. You felt his head rest on yours and his arms warping around your body.

“Don’t say stuff like that!” You lied. You wanted to hear him call you his. You wanted to sit with him like this with you and hear him say all the cute stuff boyfriends call their girlfriends.

“You’re mine.” He whispered in your ear giving you shivers down your spine. You looked at him for a few seconds before slowly crashing your lips on his. He quickly responded by kissing you back. Your second kiss was short and quick but still one of the best you ever had.

“And you’re mine.”

Suddenly, you heard a scream coming from your laptop reminding you that the movie was still going on and because of that scream, you heard Donghyuck scream and you looked at him with wide eyes. It didn’t take long for you to start laughing and making fun of him.

“You-you scream like a girl, oh my god.” You had tears coming out of your eyes and you fell on the couch on your back laughing. “That was so funny.”

“I wasn’t scared! I-I just wanted to make you feel better.” He watched you laugh at him as his face got red.

“Yeah right. Your face when you screamed. I can’t, it’s too funny.” you covered your face with your hands as you still laid down on the couch. Right when you were about to get up, you felt a heavy body fall on you. Taking your hands off of your face, you came face to face with Donghyuck. You placed your hands on either side of his face smiling at him which he returned. He started to tickle your side making you burst into laughter once again.

“Donghyuck, stop!” You managed to say between laughter and breathing for air.

“Say you’re sorry and I wasn’t scared then.”

“No! I will not let my pride down.” You said stubbornly but he started to tickle you even harder until you couldn’t take it anymore. “Okay, okay you weren’t scared and I’m sorry!”

“There you go.” The tickling stopped and you felt his hand go from your waist to your exposed thigh and he placed his head in the crook of your neck planting kisses.

And at this moment you knew, you knew you were in love.


Disneyland + 3yr old= Stress!!!

Happy 4/20 Everyone. Hope Y’all get hella high today!! (cuz I won’t be)

  • Anywho, I happy right now because My asshole of a brother-in-law Ryan brought my baby, my heart, as my sister would tell me my so call son that I don’t have (my nephew) King to Cali for his very first trip. Still pissed at his father for cutting his damn hair but whatever. Some how we ended up at Cars land because this lil boy nearly ran out my hand to go get in one of his favorite car from the movie. I ain’t mad at his lil chubby cute face tho. I love him soooo damn much. Just showing my face on here.

Lemme get off this phone before this lil boy grabs it and brek it up…


Side Nigga Diaries

So I’m playing “side nigga” to a chick with a girlfriend. They been going steady for a while now and shorty told me she loved lesbian sex, and it was great but she said it aint dick tho. She told me she just wanted regular dick and I felt like I was just the man for the job, so that’s what it became. 

She would go through the motions with ol girl come to me on some “she tryna get fucked” shit. I remember she told me about a conversation she had with with her girl. She said she talked to her about a threesome but she really wasn’t down for it. I was down though. That would have been the most pivotal point in all side nigga history. I felt like if she would have gotten her to agree to it I probably wouldn’t do anything else in life. That’s how excited I was about the idea. 

Time went on without any mention of the threesome and I kind of forgot about it. So one night I’m in my room chilling, trying to find something to do for the night. I texted shorty to see what she was doing but she didn’t respond so I hit up one of my old hoes. She told me she wasn’t really getting into anything because she had some homework she had to get done. She said she would probably just watch some Netflix or whatever, so I invited her over to my place. I told her to finish her homework then we can watch Netflix together– kick it and shit. 

Probably an hour or two later she called me to let me know that she was on her way. Not even two seconds later, shorty with the girl hit me up. She called me and asked me what I was gonna do for the night. I guess she wanted to chill but I told her I had a chick coming over and her first reaction was, “is she cute?”. I swear I laughed so hard. But I sent her a picture and she started asking whether or not if she was a freak. We were on the phone for like 20 minutes trying figure out if she like to eat the box or not.

Shorty finally got to my place but I was still on the phone with chick so I told her that’ll just text her. I went down to let shorty in and when we get back to my room and we just sat there for awhile– we were talking or whatever but we weren’t really talking bout shit though. We finally put a movie on Netflix and that probably only lasted for 2 minutes.The next thing I knew we were playing 21 questions. And as expected the questions got a little kinky. Meanwhile chick texting me like, “you getting the cheeks”,“is she a freak or na”,“ask her if she down for a threesome”,”she eat pussy”. wholetime I’m trying to chill shorty blowing my phone up. So of course, ol girl said something. She was like damn,O.J I’m confused because I think she calling me OJ Simpson but then she was like Oj the Juiceman. I’m rolling because it wasn’t even like that. I’m like wholetime that’s you with all the juice and she’s like what do you mean. So I showed her my phone. I told her my homegirl think you cute and she want to smash– the both of us. She didn’t believe me so I had to scroll up and shit.

At first she laughed but then she got quiet for a minute. I gave her this “you nasty” look and she smiled. Then she was like, well I am a little horny though. Then she was like “what your friend look like?” So I showed her a picture and she was like “oh, she cute. Tell her to come through.” And at that moment I knew I was about to reach the highest point in side nigga history, even though it wasn’t with ol girl’s ol girl but nevertheless I was about to get the booties. 

Dating Woozi (SVT) Would Include:

These are quick and easy to do and apparently I’m alright at reading people so hopefully you find them accurate ^^ Next up is Hoshi bc the anon that requested Hoshi sounds like they need it XDD

S.Coups // Hoshi // Wonwoo // Mingyu

  • He wouldn’t really care about looks but honestly realistically speaking a taller girl would probably intimidate him or make him insecure or feel less manly or whatever
  • BUT love is love so if he fell for a taller girl he’d make it work
  • At first he’d admire you from afar (but not in a creepy way…)
  • He’d fall you because of your passion for a certain subject or smth like that at least 
  • He has literally no experience with women so he’s too shy to talk to you
  • So he ends up getting wingman Seungcheol to introduce you both or smth
  • “Hi this is Jihoon and he’s into music and stuff” *leaves*
  • Great work Seungcheol great right hand man ay
  • You both kinda look at each other for a bit, not quite knowing what to say, but then he finds out you like the group and his music and it’s smooth (or at least better) sailing from there lmao
  • It takes less time than you expected to get him to open up to you
  • Skinship is practically non existent for the first few weeks
  • First kiss comes after a month or so and how slow he’s taking things makes you wonder if he actually likes you at all
  • And he does, he cares a lot, but he’s not the best with that stuff and wanted the right time
  • And so your first kiss is hella awkward but it’s sweet and heartfelt and kinda seals the deal for you like he’s yours now XD
  • Then he’s suddenly huge on skinship behind closed doors I mean in public he’ll go no further than holding hands or maybe arm around your waist but alone he loves cuddles and also kinda just laying strewn over each other ^^
  • Secretly enjoys being a little spoon tbh
  • You bringing food and a LOT of coffee round to him when he holes himself up in the studio for hours upon hours
  • Which leads o him feeling guilty and becoming slightly unfocused bc you worry so much and fall asleep on the studio couch more often than not
  • You wake up with empty coffee cups everywhere, a blanket over you and Jihoon sleeping in the worst looking position in his chair
  • Him writing songs about you to put on the album and they manage to make you cry most of the time bc he isn’t the best with words but the songs say all the things he wants to say
  • The first few times he gets all red like “no they’re not about you”
  • “Of course they’re about you have you listened to the lyrics??” - Mingyu
  • Loves giving you forehead kisses bc they’re slight and little gestures of affection that still show a lot
  • When he gets mad he speaks in satoori and you learn to just listen to his rants instead of trying to talk and help
  • When he’s mad at you and shouts in satoori it gets a lil scary ngl mad Jihoon is not someone to reckon with
  • After he’s got the frustrated angry shouting out of the way he kinda just storms out of the house/apartment/dorm and you’re like ‘where tf is he going’
  • He always goes to the studio or dpractice room and either makes music or dances to calm himself down
  • Doesn’t seem like the type to apologize (first) unless it was like 100% his fault
  • You apologizing quickly bc mad Jihoon is just no you don’t want to add on to the stress he already feels constantly
  • When he doe get really stressed you massage him or let him lay on your lap/snuggle up to you whilst you pay with his hair
  • Repays the favor by singing to you or, if you’re super stressed or upset, brings out a lil aegyo
  • Then swears you to secrecy bc it was all to make you feel better! NO ONE BUT YOU CAN K N O W
  • When he goes on tour he still works very hard and barely sleeps but STILL finds time to speak to you because you miss each other so much
  • You having one of his sweaters to wear/cuddle up to on a night so you don’t miss him as much
  • But despite him being shy and awkward his cuddles are the best and can’t be beat ;;
  • When you’re alone together makeouts are so common like when you’re alone together you’ll try to steal a little kiss but a few minutes later your hands are in his hair and his tongue is dominating your mouth (Jihoon is such a dom damn)
  • Lazy sex wow
  • Half of the time you stay on the couch bc why move to the bed the couch is good enough and once you get Jihoon worked up he wants you there immediately
  • Blowjobs are commonplace tbh
  • Sometimes in the studio whilst you try to make him relax and he’s being stubborn
  • Long talks about random shit late at night
  • Inside movie dates or ordering takeout or whatever - he prefers more casual inside things.
  • You like to call him overly cute nicknames bc his cringing reactions are hilarious
  • Or calling him fairy and getting his protests of “I AM A MAN”
  • Overall, bc of a lack of experience, he’s awkward and shy but he’s crazy passionate about you as he is his work. Whilst he may seem a little shut off due to his hard work or too busy he cares a lot. It takes a lot to get him to love you but once he does you can trust him to love you more than anything and try to prioritize your happiness. 

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Literally just getting this out before my parents turn the internet off ah

- Admin Belle

dunkirk || part two

(part one)

y/n’s always been there for harry, so why does he want to take little miss kendall jenner as his date for dunkirk’s premier? 


“What the hell just happened?” Harry scoffed, glaring at the front door you had just slammed shut after storming out, claiming you needed some ‘fresh air’. “Remind me never to bring up Kendall around Y/N ever again.” He joked, the smile dropping on his face when he noted the boys’ stoic expressions. “Wha’? Are you guys mad at me too??” 

“Oh my god, I just remembered. How could we be so stupid??” Liam gasped lightly, his eyes widening as he looked over at Niall. His memory was a bit fuzzy, but Liam did recall you accidentally blurting out your feelings for Harry. Of course, you had made him pinky-promise to keep it a secret, since you didn’t want to risk jeopardising your friendship with Harry. Liam was usually good at keeping secrets, but he had to tell Niall. And then Niall and to tell Louis - Heck, even Zayn knew! The only person who didn’t know was obviously Harry. 

“I t’ink she’s mad cos I took the last juice box t’is mornin’. I left her wit’ the orange juice when I knew she wanted t’e apple juice.” Niall muttered, slapping himself on the forehead gently. “Do ya t’ink a whole Costco sized container of juice boxes would make her happy?” 

“No, Niall, don’t you remember what I told you a couple months ago? About Y/N and her..” Liam trailed off, pointing to Harry very subtly. 

“Oh, right!” Niall’s eyes lit up as he sat up straighter before letting out a breath. “T’ank god I didn’t do anyt’ing wrong. It breaks my heart when Y/N’s upset.” He laughed lightly, looking over at a very confused Harry. 

“I literally have no idea wha’ you guys are talking about, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t done anything wrong. And let’s be honest, she’s probably a little miffed about that last juice box, Niall.” Harry leaned back against the couch after picking his phone back up. “I know Y/N. She’ll cool off in a couple hours, we jus’ have to leave her alone, s’all.” He shrugged casually, the rest of the boys staring at him in astonishment. How could Harry not know why you were upset? Was he really that oblivious? 

“Do you really think Y/N would be that petty to get so explosive over a fuckin’ juice box?” Louis furrowed his brows, raising his hands in surrender when Harry did nothing but nod confidently. “Alright, then. You do you.” 

“Stupid Harry. Stupid Harry and his stupid war movie.” You grumbled to yourself, sucking up the remainder of your juice before angrily tossing it into the bin. “I’m taking her as my date, he says. Didn’t even get a thank you for ironing his dumb costume. Should’ve tossed the costume into the ocean when I had the chance.”

Life just wasn’t on your side. You had always been there for Harry, supporting him with whatever decision he made. He wanted to wear that floral suit to the AMA’s, fine! You were the one who picked it up for him. He wanted to chop all his hair off for charity (and for the movie, obviously), of course! You were the one who physically cut his hair, and you even dropped it off at the charity itself. You helped him during outfit changes for his Another Man shoot. But no, you didn’t get anything in return. You weren’t even invited to go on that damn yacht. All you were in Harry’s eyes was his little assistant - Could you even call yourself his best friend anymore? Probably not! People were always calling you up because they thought you were a representative for Harry. 

“You’re not all that, Harry Styles.” You muttered, rubbing your hands together for warmth before shoving them into the pockets of your coat. (It was Harry’s coat. You liked wearing his clothes.) What were you even doing with your life? Your days including running all over town to do things for Harry, and you weren’t even getting paid for it. Harry had just been taking advantage of you right under your nose, and you thought he was taking you to all these things and asking you for all these favours because you were his best friend. The sudden feeling of your phone buzzing in your pocket snapped you out of your thoughts, making you stop in the middle of the street. You took your phone out and walked into an empty alleyway, your brows knitting together at the sight of none other than Harry himself calling you. 

“Y/N? Where the hell are you, love? It’s nearly 10.” You told yourself to stay calm when you heard Harry’s voice from the other end of the phone. You raised your wrist to glance at your watch. 

“You took four hours to call me and check to see where I went?” You asked in an unimpressed tone. You could practically see Harry trying to come up with an excuse as to why he didn’t call earlier. There was a moment of silence before Harry cleared his throat and spoke up again. 

“I figured I’d give you a little alone time to blow some steam off.” 

“Oh? Blow some steam off? And what makes you think I have steam to blow off?” You scoffed, raising your free hand to make air quote gestures. 

“Cos you were clearly upset when you left. Niall said he’d replace your damn juice boxes, Y/N. You don’ have to be so immature about it.” Now you were the one in shock. He thought you were upset over.. juice boxes? 

“You- what? You think I’m- Can you give me another reason as to why I could be upset right now? Because I think I’m over the juice boxes.” You scoffed, hearing Harry let out a small groan of frustration. 

“Can yeh just come back? We can talk about this.” 

“There’s no need to talk, Harry. You, out of all people, should know why I’m upset.” 

“Well, I don’t know why! You’re going to have t’ help me figure out why you’re upset!” Harry’s voice became a little more gruff at this point. 

“I shouldn’t need to help you!” You snapped, clenching your fist so tightly you could feel your nails digging into the flesh of your palm. “I’m just so.. Sick of you!” Again, nothing but silence. 

“You’re sick of me?! I’m sick of you! You’ve been so moody and childish lately!” Harry growled, cursing quietly to himself. 

“Maybe I wouldn’t be moody or childish if you could just figure out what you’ve done wrong!” You gasped, a little offended by his words. “God, I don’t even wanna talk to you right now! I was in a decent mood, and I was actually alone with my own thoughts until you call-”

“You know what? If you’re going t’ keep acting this way - jus’ don’ even bother coming home, then! You always think I need you around, but guess what? I don’t! I don’t need you!”

Your heart pounded wildly in your chest, a lump beginning to grow in your throat. How could he say something like that? “You don’t need me around?” All you could hear was the heavy breathing of Harry on the other end. 

Y/N-” You didn’t give Harry a chance to explain himself before you hung up and shoved your phone back into your pocket. 

He didn’t need you around anymore? Fine. If that’s what Harry wanted, that’s what he’d get. 



anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could do headcannons for negan being around a nerdy/geeky girl. Like she still makes references to tv shows or books even though the worlds gone to shit or the fact that she would rather find a comic book than anything else? Thank you so much :)

‘Ello! Of course I will do this!

This is literally me lol

- When she started talking about TV shows she missed Negan understood, he still missed being able to flick over channels and watch Friends
- But when she started talking about how she was dead inside about how she could never see the next Star Wars movie he was a little bemused
- she would try and explain to Negan about what Shipping was and did get it, eventually
- “So if you think two characters should fuck, us for instance, you ‘ship’ them?”
- “Exactly!”
- Negan would ask his men if they came across any comics to get them and take them so that he could give them to her
- she was the only one who called the dead ‘Zombies’. The only damn person.
- Whether is was because of watching Zombie shows of TV or whatever
- Negan has caught her a few times at the dead of night leaning over a piece of paper writing Harry Potter fanfiction
- Which he would obviously proof read
- “Woah, as a gorgeous man myself I know that you cannot do that with your dick. Trust me, I’ve tried. Unless Draco has a spell to do that, it’s not possible.”

I loved this oh my god

It is now my headcannon that Negan would be a giant nerd as well once he got the hang of it

Singing in the Rain

For the lovely @annytecture

Emma could see Killian rolling his eyes when she glanced at him, and she heard every loud, exaggerated sigh he let out. “I don’t do this when you pick the movie,” she poked him in the side.

“Sorry love,” he said, “I just find it unbelievable. No one does this in real life. This man,” he gestured towards the screen, “wants me to believe singing and  dancing around in a storm is a normal thing?”

“It’s supposed to be fun.”

“I don’t understand.”

The man spent centuries chasing a crocodile, but he couldn’t understand the value of a good musical? Go figure. “It’s entertainment,” she explained, “and this one is a classic.”

“If you say so, Swan,” he shrugged in defeat, but she could tell the wheels in his head were turning.

After the movie ended, she stood up, giving him a funny look when he didn’t follow suit. “You’re not coming?”

“Not tired yet,” he shrugged, “I’ll join you shortly.”

Shortly never happened, she realized, when she came out the next morning to find him curled up on the couch, the title screen from “Singing in the Rain” still playing on the tv. She turned it off, then left him be as she got ready for work. Before heading out, she kissed him on the cheek and said goodbye.

He didn’t budge.

Careful not to wake him, she pulled the blanket up around him, and tucked him in before she left.

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Stilinski Triplets x Reader: Ghosts Stiles?

A/N: You’re the triplets sister and you convince them to watch a ghost movie and Stiles becomes paranoid afterwards.

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It was Friday night and you wanted to watch a scary movie since you were in the mood. There was no supernatural on Stiles’ front anyways so you were trying to convince your older brothers to watch a movie called “Carved: The Slit Mouthed Woman.” (A/N: Good movie, by the way.) You wanted to get Stuart off his phone, Stiles off his research and Thomas off the running for just one night.

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Waterlogged + A GFSS Gift

A very belated Merry Christmas to @kat2609 :] ‘tis I, my friend - your tardy GFSS! Thank you for being so patient with me and my fickle muse. It’s been so fun chatting with you and picking your brain (even though Tumblr likes to eat our messages). I hope you had a lovely break from school and are dreading going back as much as I am haha. So here it is, 4.7K words about a distractingly wet pirate. Rated M for a bit of smut!

“A fish? Really?”

Emma shrugged with an apologetic yet entertained smile as she leaned over to get a peek at the section of the classic text he was perusing. They hadn’t had much time to discuss many of the town’s new visitors - especially what with her traveling to some alternate dream or wish or whatever reality - but now that they’d found some very rare breathing room, Killian had brought along the novel Henry had loaned him to clarify a few details of his past.

The fact that present day film had turned the seafaring tale he was trying to share into an animated under the ocean adventure wasn’t her fault - but the amusement she found once again as he failed to comprehend the modern world’s mysterious ways was something she’d take the blame for.

“Swan - no,” he argued, shaking his head as he sighed in exasperation with his hand on his coffee mug. “That’s the most ridiculous thing I think I’ve heard in this realm. Nemo is a sea captain - not a damn cartoon animal.”

“Hey, you asked me if I already knew anything about his story,” she grinned, propping her elbows up on the table. “I can’t help it if things got lost in translation between that world and this one.”

“I just don’t get….why would a fish even be in a doctor’s office in-” he huffed, folding his arms in annoyance. “-whatever that place is called.”

Australia, Killian, and it was a dentist office,” Emma reminded him. “The movie was very cute actually. Don’t be such a grouch.”

“Love, I can assure you that I’m not at all like that green monster who makes his home in a trash can,” he countered, his pride quite evident over recalling a morning show he’d encountered when they babysat Neal one weekend. “Nor is Nemo a clown or a fish. Bloody hell, this realm truly has a way with skewing the facts.”

“Is this you still being salty about a certain pirate with a waxed mustache and an awful perm?”

“No, this is a whole new level of insult,” he pouted, narrowing his stare playfully at her. “Though I will always be bitter about that one.”

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LA Evenings.

Since so many asked..

L tried to be all pouty and say I was mean to the pool guy.   Not my fault I got excited and he fell in the pool.  WhOOOKAY so I could have gotten him a shirt or towel but whatever  MUSCLES!!!!  not volunteering to cover those.  

SO Mr Rico the traitor with his sexy ass…..ets, calls L when he is done and mentions what happened. 

How rainbowboy gonna come home without my chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream? 

He says cause he knows I did it on purpose.  

NOOOOO on purpose was not getting the man a towel or a shirt, him falling in cause I screamed was an accident.  

SO then he says no cuddles either. 

The hell? this is like cruel and unusual punishment.  This is movie night.  This is protected under the damn constitution of friendship. 

Long story short…. don't be afraid to pout.  Yeah, it was a brat move but come on now.   say it with me… CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH!!!   

He texted A to bring me my ice cream on the way home and L is braiding my hair as we start Sense8  (folks suggested it so we going for it)   

I’m getting my damn cuddles too.  

sorry not sorry 

whatever… Lucinda wasn’t exactly rushing to get him a towel either.  In fact, I think the dragon lady and I bonded today 

Does it Matter if I'm Different? (Day 30 of 31 Days of Halloween-Like Scenarios)

It was forbidden to fall in love with a human, but Kai couldn’t help that his heart started to beat again when he met you.

Genre(s): Fluff, Paranormal, Vampire! AU

Member(s): Kai

Words: 1475 words

A.N. - Day 30 of 31 days! WOO! 


Happy Reading~ 

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1000 Days Of You - Part 14


Chapter 30 – A Full Life

He made his way to the front door of his apartment only to turn back just as he reached it. Should he go check on her or would it be best if he stayed away?

What was the protocol here?

He was torn.

She’s still the love of my life… the selfish part of him reminded him that he needed her irrespective of whether she needed him.

She’s also my best friend and I need her to be okay. . He reasoned with himself as he approached the door for the third time.

So would she be better off if he let her be or would she be better off if he went to her? He paused just as he was about to open the door.

They were broken up. Officially over. No longer a couple.

Normally this would under normal circumstances imply space. Or a metaphorical drop-off-the-face-of-the-Earth-never-to-be-seen-again move, like he did with his past girl friends. He was pretty certain they appreciated that they didn’t have to be around him after the breakup.

He turned around and walked back to his room.

He would gladly give her space if that was what she wanted. But was that what she needed? He found himself approaching the door again, this time he opened it before he over analyzed and turned around.

“Hey” Caroline greeted him as soon as he opened his front door. She looked surprised and slightly nervous.

“Hey!” his heart lurched at the sight of her. He looked at her intently. Was she upset? Hurt? Did she hate him?

“I uh. .  I wanted to see if you were okay” Caroline said awkwardly.

He swallowed. No, I’m not okay. .

“I’m okay. . are you?”

“Yeah” She said, her voice slightly more high pitched than usual.

“That’s good” He said, he felt like something cold was squeezing his heart. Maybe all she needed was a good cry to get over him, the masochist in him sneered.

They continued to stand there at the threshold of his apartment. He wasn’t entirely sure what to say, he didn’t want to make things worse for her. But he didn’t want the conversation to end either.

“You didn’t come for breakfast. . not that you have to.. you can eat breakfast here.. but you normally eat breakfast with us.. and.. I just. . ummm… you don’t have to stay away on my account. . “ She explained. 

His lips curved to form a small smile. Caroline rambling was one of his favorite things to listen to . . right after the sound of her laughter. 

She sighed. “You know you can still talk to me whenever right?” She said softly.

His heart ached at that. “Yeah…”

You know you are better off without me right? He wanted to say, but didn’t.

“So are you going to see your sponsor?” She asked. 

“Yeah in a couple of hours”

“Okay. . umm. . lemme know if you. . need. . anything. .”

“You too. .” Was all he could manage to say as she slowly walked back to her apartment. He watched as the door shut behind her. He went back in feeling more desolate than ever.

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goldmetalvictor  asked:

could you talk about virgin!dean having his first time with benny??? idk if you do hs age so maybe college!denny if that makes you more comfortable :) please and thank you!!!

(hey for my comfort level I will be writing college age dean thanks and sorry this ended up more sweet than sexy)

Dean loved many things about Benny, but high among them was that at five years older, Benny was finished with school and had enough money to have an apartment with no roommates. It was a shoebox, but didn’t smell and didn’t have negotiated shower time. And Benny had a memory foam mattress and let Dean have a drawer just for incidentals.

Everytime he spent the night at Benny’s, the guys in his house always whistled and said something nasty and Dean always had an answer. He didn’t mention that he had googled trash talk, just so he wouldn’t be caught out saying something dumb and showed his lack of personal knowledge.

Dean went over to Benny’s and smiled. Benny had candles lit, pizza on real plates, and Lord of the Rings on. “You are rather good at this dating thing.”

“You aren’t exactly high maintenance.” Benny replied. “Oooh I gave up mushrooms on my pizza, the horror.”

Dean sat on the couch and picked up a plate. “You even got nice beer.” He paused. “Oh shit, is it an anniversary or something?”

“No, I’m off probation at my job, got me a 1.50 an hour raise, thought we should celebrate.” Benny said.

Dean leaned over and kissed him. “That definitely deserves the nice beer.”

They ate and watched the movie, Dean doing all of Aragorn’s dialogue and prodding Benny to do Gimli, and Dean put down his plate and snuggled into Benny. “Hey babe?”

“Yeah?” Benny asked.

Dean took a breath. “Wanna fuck?”

Benny put his beer down carefully and moved to look at Dean, who couldn’t quite make eye contact. “Dean, babe, you know I’m happy waiting.”

“Yeah, I know that, but I kind of want to fuck.” Dean said, still not quite looking at Benny.

“How about you say that while actually looking at me.” Benny kissed him gently.

“Yeah, but it’s just -”

“Just what?” Benny was patient.

“Just what the hell do we call it, because fuck sounds too nasty, sex almost clinical, shoot me if I ever say make love, and I’ll shoot you if you say bump uglies, because I’ve seen your junk and it ain’t ugly.” Dean rambled.

Benny adored his boyfriend.

“I suppose we could call it Benny and Dean’s super sexy bedroom shenanigans?”

Dean burst out laughing. He collapsed onto Benny he was laughing so hard. “This is why I know you are right for me, laughing. Laughing about sex is good.”

“It is.” Benny agreed. He kissed Dean gently. “You ready for sex Dean? You want this?”

“So damn much Benny.” Dean replied. “You always make me feel good when we’ve fooled around and I just want more. I want everything.”

“Everything does sound good.” Benny kissed Dean’s neck, on Dean’s favourite spot. Dean squirmed. “You are so fucking sexy Dean.”

“You’re pretty swell too.” Dean groaned. “Jesus at least I didn’t call you ginchy.”

Benny kissed his neck again. “Call me whatever you want.”



“Cool, let’s go get me deflowered then.” Dean said with a grin. “Been reading me some books about this, should be fun.”

“Dean, book porn is like movie porn, not quite based in reality.”

Dean thought about it. “You mean that you don’t have a monster cock that even without enough lube will make me feel amazing the first time as I beg you for harder? And I am ready for three rounds my first night? I am shocked and appalled.”

Benny stood and hauled Dean up and over his shoulder. “Let the shenanigans begin.” He said with a swat against Dean’s ass.

“Oooh, you should also demand I come untouched. That seemed big in what I read.” Dean said.

“I’ll gag you.” Benny warned.

“We’ll save that for next time.”

Dear Future Girlfriend

You may or may not know me yet but I just can’t wait to have you. I want to spoil you to shower you with gifts to give you everything your cute heart desires. You’ll wear my jersey and I’ll be bragging about how cute you are and my friends be like “ lucky bitch” damn right I am. And if you have your period I’ll talk with your tummy to stop hurting my baby. Or if your craving pizza or chicken nuggets in 1 am just call and I’ll be there with a box of pizza. And on rainy days we’ll be under a blanket watching a movie of your choice or we could play in the rain whatever you want. I may act all tough and mighty but you’re the boss. We could be like Rose and Rosie, you’ll be the Cammie to my Shannon, and I could be your Reagan and you could be my Amy. I just can’t wait to fall in love in all your silly habits. I’m not promising I’m perfect but I’ll do anything for you. I’ll give you my heart, I’ll be loyal and truthful.

So please reblog and spread this cause I can’t wait to met her and if you think you’re her please message me