whatever this damn movie is called

Shepard: [texting Kaidan] Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Kaidan: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.

Shepard: God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Kaidan: Shepard, you’re scaring me.

Shepard: Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired

Kaidan: No problem, man. I’ll just do most of the talking at the meeting with the Council today.

Shepard: No man I’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook



Dear Future Girlfriend

You may or may not know me yet but I just can’t wait to have you. I want to spoil you to shower you with gifts to give you everything your cute heart desires. You’ll wear my jersey and I’ll be bragging about how cute you are and my friends be like “ lucky bitch” damn right I am. And if you have your period I’ll talk with your tummy to stop hurting my baby. Or if your craving pizza or chicken nuggets in 1 am just call and I’ll be there with a box of pizza. And on rainy days we’ll be under a blanket watching a movie of your choice or we could play in the rain whatever you want. I may act all tough and mighty but you’re the boss. We could be like Rose and Rosie, you’ll be the Cammie to my Shannon, and I could be your Reagan and you could be my Amy. I just can’t wait to fall in love in all your silly habits. I’m not promising I’m perfect but I’ll do anything for you. I’ll give you my heart, I’ll be loyal and truthful.

So please reblog and spread this cause I can’t wait to met her and if you think you’re her please message me

Naruto fandom:

Ugh, the Naruto tag are full of salty narusasu fan. And of course its them again spouting out their anger on naruhina and sasusaku over its fake gay ship not “becoming canon” Calling Naruto and sasuke gay over sasuke ass finally being friendly to Naruto asshole. Ugh, how annoying is that every boy in movie, books, whatever are label gay over showing emotion and care for the other person. Like that’s not how it fucking works. Kishimoto describe Naruto bond with sasuke as brotherly love. Sasuke being his equal twin to Naruto. Kishimoto love to his twin brother. You SNS fans and your poor reading comprehension, stop being so damn delusional. There is nothing hot of sasuke bleeding his fucking nose out after being sucker Punch by Naruto fist. There is nothing hot about Naruto crying his tear out over many people planning to kill his friend that he desperately wanting to save. SNS quit making everything about LUST this a story about a boy wanting to become the hokage of his village. Not, Naruto wanting to be fuck by a emo cry baby. Like seriously, stop. I Dont care if I’m cursing or being disrespectful its just these yoai fangirl. I hate them so damn much. They are fucking everywhere! And they always ruin everyone interest over some gay yoai boy loving pussy fucking action! Like do you know what fucking genre are you fucking reading? Does it shows any boys fucking each other asshole? Does it shows any guys kissing and biting their fucking neck hole? Does it shows any of that shit, that you expected to see over one fucking gay joke kishimoto made for Naruto and sasuke. And you wonder why I avoid being in fandoms. cause it is always these annoying fucking yoai - fangirls or I’ll say its annoying community twisting the meaning of bond, friendship and love turning it to fucking lust, take offense when proven their dumb illusion wrong, hate on female characters or anybody being near the character they “expected” to be gay like, take a fucking joke so seriously to the point its a fucking “fact” to them, make everything a LGBT problem– Like no, you idiotic cunt. Get that the shit out of my face. Yoai-fangirls. Understand this: If the character drawn gay, then it is gay. If not, Dont fucking try to aruge with me that he’s a bisexual gaysexual asexual nonbibary fucker when he’s clearly not one of the shit you stated. Like I always take Naruto and sasuke being gay n’ all as a joke but now its taken like its an actual real thing, ugh! Seriously, How would you like it if I turn a gay character straight when its sexual interests are only focus on males body part? How would you like it if I stated a gay character being all “straight-like” over him showing his emotion side to a female character? How would you, fucking, like if I made the gay character a fucking homophobic because of it not wanting to be drawn, stated, claim as a fucking fag? (Yes I use the slur “fag”) Fight me. Also, people please shut the fuck up about Naruto not being a “shoujio” it a “shounen” book or whatever. Romantic ending fucking exist. Romance scenes fucking exist. It has always exist. Just fucking because of you not focusing much on romance, which fucking EVERyONE does when reading a fucking book, doesn’t mean it ain’t fucking there. Quit with the ignorance. We all need fucking happy ending. The war ended, everything is Resolve. Happy mother fucking ending. Oh and dont get me started with the pairing couple hate. I Dont get why it fucking matters, anyway. The ship you hated is canon and you clearly cant do any shit about it. Quit with the bitching, twisting and the whining cause you can’t do shit. Quit harassing people. Quit cross-tagging your salt. Quit with the salty drawings too. Quit with the Bullshit hate on the character (if for right reasons) Quit making that ship your main focus. You are annoying. There are some canon ship that are stupid as fuck and there are some that are great, good whatever nice. You bitching about it, even if its stupid, won’t solve anything. I never wanted Sasusaku to become canon. I know in my little use to be Narusaku fan to a forever naruhina fan knows it wasn’t ever becoming canon because of sasuke uninterested feelings for sakura. The manga shows its flaw, so who thought it was a thing? Surprisingly, the universe of confusion did. ( I said confusion because their no explanation why their together or all the other shit that happen between them) It end up becoming canon, which I was of course, mad about. Many reasons why which I’m not going to explain: Sakura character development that kishimoto insult and obviously put no effort into fixing/sasuke weak response to sakura and etc. But do I put my ducking main focus on SS at the end of the day? No, I Dont. You know why? Because I Dont care. SS canon, it has a happy ending and a family. The end. Quit being so damn annoying. Quit making everything gay! Quit being all fucking salty over your stupid ass expecting a shounen book to be a yoai book. Go somewhere else. Sincerely, fuck you @narufandom

Every time Daikoku and Yato are home alone
  • Daikoku: Kofuku just called and said you're supposed to leave.
  • Yato: She didn't tell me anything.
  • Daikoku: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she comes back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steaks.
  • Yato: I'm not going anywhere Daikoku.
  • Daikoku: Get off my property!
  • Yato: It's a free country! I can do whatever I want!