Harass my daughter on Minecraft? You can't hide from me.
So, my daughter, who was about 8 at the time, was REALLY into Minecraft (as most kids are these days). Also desperately wanting to join the Youtube/Let’s Play culture, I had installed some screen recording software that would let her make videos of the games she was playing so she could later upload them to Youtube.
Anyways, one day I’m minding my own business when I hear her quietly sniffling over on the computer. I asked her what was wrong, but she didn’t want to tell me so I let it go, but decided to keep on eye on her. A few minutes later I discovered what was happening; someone was harassing not only her, but also all the other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we’ll call him Little Sh*thead, or LS) was saying sh*t about how he was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time I had gotten my fiance involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little sh*t this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form.
I started by googling LS’s username. There were several hits immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS: he claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact info; it was literally firstname.lastname. I know your name now, you little sh*t.
So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing. Hmmmm. On a hunch I searched for just the last name, while narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until I find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SH*T.
So I sent him a message on Facebook, asking if he had a son named firstname who goes by his username on Minecraft. Dad confirmed I had the right guy. So my wife begins telling the dad everything that LS was saying to my daughter, and we sent him the recorded video as proof. Radio silence for a few days.
Then we got the message back: LS had his computer taken away from him for the entire summer, and had also been lying about his age (he was only 11, I think). His parents were f*cking livid with him, and he surely hated the next few months of his life.
You know what makes me even more angry? Its the fact that fans turned something so pure and loving (Bambam calling Mark’s dad daddy) into something disgusting. Its kinda sad that fans nowadays don’t understand what boundaries are and they feel the need to make EVERYTHING into a sick joke. You know, when I was a kid, it was a NORMAL thing to call my father daddy. I don’t know the trends these days, but so many of you are sick. Keep your gross kinks or whatever in your own heads and let people live in peace. You probably ruined everything for the poor boy ( a 19 year old who grew up without a father), so fuck all of you and your gross minds.
“I love them. They are cool and smart and hilarious and focused on the right things. I want to make the most of this cultural relevance or success or whatever you want to call it, because it’s not going to last. I have to be as good a person [as I can] while my name matters to them. Because it’s not always going to matter to kids who are 15 and really struggling with who they want to be or [because] their friends were brutal to them at school that day. That’s actual turmoil. I have to do everything I can to make their day better while I still can.”
i was drawing a sadstuck or whatever the kids are calling it these days but it made me sad irl so i fixed it. i haven’t made up my mind about where i was going with this so idk yall can decide what i do with badship.psd………
Not to say you were going to commit suicide or anything, but, you hated every breath you took.
Every blink of your eye.
Every step you made, you hated.
Because the world hated you just as much, if not more, than you hated it. And everyone in it seemed to hate you as well. You weren’t a bad kid, not by any means. You always did whatever was asked of you and your reading and writing were wonderful as well. But no one seemed to care.
Your mother had you out of wedlock and was being shunned by the village because of her mistake, and she takes it out on you every single day. And the kids have been ruthless as well. Always picking on you, knocking your things out of your hands and calling you names. Now, your mother wasn’t physically abusive or anything like that, but she constantly went out and left you alone, never giving you the love or affection she should. Leaving you to the wolves that waited outside in the cold.
One thing about you that scared everyone in your village was your odd eye color. They say the Gods cursed you with them so that everyone knew you were a bad omen. Your nickname around town was ‘jag-eun manyeo’, or Little Witch. There were days you couldn’t go outside because of the children waiting for you to come out so they could taunt you. Normally your mother would force you to go out and 'play’ with them, even though she knew well what it meant to go outside with them.
“Oma… Please… I don’t want to go out there with them, they’ll hurt me…” You’d say. Her cold, dead eyes would gaze at you as she’d respond.
“Let them. Let them hurt you all they like, you killed me long ago.” Her ice-filled heart could no longer feel the maternal bond you two supposedly had.
The older you grew, the more you accepted your miserable life. But… Something bright came along that you had no idea could exist for someone like you…
Alright, kids. It’s kinda late but my days are usually pretty busy lately. So you’re gonna have to deal with the late night intro. I’m Charlie and you can call me whatever you like. I’ll learn to answer to it eventually. Or I won’t. I’m getting old and I’m not good at learning new tricks. I’m currently running press tours for a couple films coming out early this year, which means I’m gonna be all over the world for a little while. Try not to look too closely at the hair, you might find some grey ones.
You can find me on aim at cyanidesweettooth if you ever wanna chat.
16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl
1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her she’s cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not “cute.” This means she wants you to make her feel like she’s Gisele even though she’s tiny.
2. Also “tiny” is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae—whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you’ve cleared it with her and she’s down with that nickname).
3. Please don’t ask to pick her up. She isn’t a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her up, she’ll most likely run and jump on you like she’s reenacting a scene from The Notebook.
4. She doesn’t discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6-foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/son.
5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. There’s a good chance your petite new love interest is a “firecracker,” as some say, which will make you love her even more.
6. You’ll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your neck every time you want to kiss her. But it will be so worth the crick in your neck that you’ll probably get once in a while.
7. Don’t underestimate her. She’s small but she’s probably tougher than you.
8. Don’t rest your arm on top of her head. It makes her feel like her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a motorcycle helmet, if you’re that kind of guy). The arm on her head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover.
9. She likes being little. Don’t make it sound like a bad thing. After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous.
10. If you keep things where she can’t reach them, she will make you get them. Every time. So please don’t put her shit on a high shelf.
11. She will always be in high heels, so don’t expect to be able to walk to dinner. And if you do want a romantic night of walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least wear a wedge.
12. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the window of your apartment that you’re locked out of. So, on the off chance that you left your window open, she’s got this and you’ll be chilling on your couch in no time.
13. Hold her hand. Always. It’s actually pretty scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don’t let go.
14. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level. Unless of course you’re sitting down. Then it’s much easier to communicate.
15. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost any position you want when you’re fooling around. Think Cirque de Soleil-like positions like these. Yes, this could be your reality.
16. She makes one hell of a little spoon. She’ll be the yin to your yang and all will be right in the world.
This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.
God made man, man made drugs, drugs made me the man I am so tell me who’s to blame?
This life Is just a game, Between him and the Devil,
Which one of them is the best and deserves the medal,
We’re the pawns and when we’re gone the game dosent actually end,
Check mate but the game just starts back at the beginning again,
Neither one ever wins, I think they’re working together,
The Devil does whatever , wrong or right and and we call it “part of this life” or whatever
Murder, suicide, an overdose,
Mass shooting, another day, oh you know.
And we let it go because it’s “gods will”
he loves us so much he allows murders, rape and kids being killed,
but still were told to have faith that it’s work of Satan,
but if God made all why not take his life over millions being taken,
but again maybe I just misunderstood, but take away all the evil then all you have left is the good, right?
But what do I know I’m only just one man among many other things in this world for its all part of your plan.
Not mine my father,
but everyday that passes by this life gets harder.
And I know I’m selfish when I pray for myself,
when I know the whole world could really use your help.
Sometimes I feel like I’m already in hell. Sometimes it’s really hard for me to tell,
So let me try this, Dear father Lord hear my words,
I’m tired of feeling pain and always getting hurt,
I want better for this life I want better for the world,
I want better for my ex because she’s an amazing girl.
I pray for the homeless because I share their pain,
I pray for my family because they hate to see me this way,
I pray this changes and never happens again,
I pray for greater things my father so in your name -
For #VLDrarepairweek. Kinda. It’s a day early for the Free Day but mostly it’s for @headspacedad and Valentine’s Day anyway so I do what I want! Pairing(s): Shiro/Hana (D.Va from Overwatch) (Shana I guess?) Theme: Free Day Word Count: 1,184 Summary: Hana tries to troll Shiro after finding out that he’s six years old and learns that you shouldn’t be mean to little kids.
I can eat and paint at the same time? What a deal!
Today I had a day off from work so I decided to just have a day with my kids and I. We decided to crack open the paint that Taylor made and delivered to us. But what made even me giddy about this paint is that, wait for it, its eatable! And it tasted great by the way. So we spent the day painting on eachother and daddy and eating whatever we left on our fingers. I defiently reccomend this for a rainy day or just give your family to do.
Also I was asked reveiw this herb called SKINNY DIPPIN’ by Rebekah ( @runwiththewolfes )
What I liked:
So I’ve been working on getting my body back into shape, Iv'e done great so far, as you can see and it does very great with easing any pain or cramps I might get!
How did I use it?:
I use it in my smoothies before I go off to excercise and also in some of my meals(just mine). Defiently a 10/10
What I didn’t like:
The packaging couldve been better but other than that, it was great!
ARIES: jump around to loud music, and be sweet on yourself. you remind me of growing up and staying young all together. if you are looking for harmony, you will find it.
TAURUS: take a trip and venture out to someplace that reminds you of home. you will find yourself when you least expect it, and i wish i could be there to see. you are strong.
GEMINI: swimming pools and chocolate shakes, this is a time to relax. don’t hesitate to tell someone you love them.
CANCER: fireworks, sun, and sky, you’re everything i could ever want. do whatever it takes to take care of your heart, and be proud. you’ve made it this far kid.
LEO: i hope new cities treat you kindly, and that you find a different story each day. your skin smells like sweet adventure and coming home, and i miss it more than i thought i would. work hard but hold yourself gently as well. balance should be your calling.
VIRGO: rocky mountains can lead to river valleys, so know that things will work out. don’t forget to breathe, and slow down a little. you’re destined for lovely things.
LIBRA: ease up a little and let your guard down, the world will still be there. trust is a tricky substance, but one taste is all you need. you have my grateful thanks.
SCORPIO: write on your skin in washable marker and trace the fine bird bone features of your body and remember, you are pure where it matters most. i wrote that line for you, and you have a part of me i lost somewhere in the sea. you will thrive under salt air and fresh ink.
SAGITTARIUS: creativity will spill like ink and stain everything so beautifully if you just let it. paint stains and hard work should pay off. i wish i had half the dedication you own.
CAPRICORN: go camping and do everything you think you won’t get time to do again. life is short, and summer’s shorter. enjoy all you can, starlight.
AQUARIUS: do something different and make a list of all the ways you know how to breathe. grasp that change will not kill you. be honest, above all. things can still be good. you are beautiful.
PISCES: write poetry and take car rides with the radio playing just a little bit too loud. you deserve every syllable you pour your heart into, and your presence reminds me of comfort. it all means so much to me.
Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, when you are done tag up to ten people. A - Age: 22 B - Biggest fear: Spiders? I know I probably have a deeper answer but let’s go with that C - Current time: 1:10pm D - Drink you last had: the deliciousness that is called all-natural lemonade from Wendys E - Every day starts with: waking up, checking my phone, messing around on it in bed until im required to get up F - Favourite song: i hate this question i dont have one but Faithfully by Journey is the song that gets me the most emotional lmao G - Ghosts are they real: Absolutely! But I’m not sure we think of/perceive them accurately and I’m not sure if they’re like real dead people or whatever I - In love with: nobody are you kidding me i wouldnt be able to handle that K - Killed someone: not yet L - Last time you cried: wow i cant remember M - Middle name: Taylor N - Number of siblings: 4 O - One wish: 0 debt P - Person you last called/texted: my frans Q - Question you are always asked: are you a boy or a girl lmao R - Religion: christian S - Song last sang: hmmm not sure T - Time you woke up: 8am U - Underwear colour: black right now but i think i have to throw them away rip V - Vacation destination: omg there are so many places i want to go but i guess to take this literally im going to minnesota in a couple of weeks W - Worst habit: wow i cant really choose one between hating myself, being bad at sleeping, and stimming in unhealthy ways lmao X - X-Rays you’ve had: tons of dental ones, a neck one, probably like 4 on each leg bc my ankles are toothpicks that break constantly… and i had an ultrasound on my stomach when i was little if that counts Y - Your favourite food: bread? Z- Zodiac sign: i have no idea how i know all of this but im a sagittarius sun libra moon but i guess the technicality would be that im on the cusp of capricorn bc i was born on the last day of sagittarius?? whatever any of that means??
Galen Erso doesn’t like being a RA for the futures program. Speaking to people isn’t his forte and when those people were obnoxious teenagers who didn’t want to listen… well patients isn’t his forte either. This part of his job isn’t so bad though. He just has to go through and check off that everyone’s bed is in order. Just him and his list and… whatever was rustling in the back corner. That shouldn’t be, everyone has classes at this time of day. He reaches to turn up the lights.
Who’s bunk is back there? He glances down at his roster. Katalan… Keral…Krennic. It’s definitely Krennic, how the kid has earned a reputation in just a few weeks is beyond him. Galen moves so he can look down the row. Normally, he would start in alphabetical order, but this is not normal.
“Orson,” he calls. “why are you not at lecture?”
“Uhh…. I, umm. Had to fix my bunk before you got here!” He replies while roughly adjusting the blanket and pillow on the still unmade bed.
Galen moves in closer and regards Orson’s handywork with a straight face.
“What’s this?” He asks reaching to pull at a corner of flimsi that is just sticking out from under the rumpled pillow.
“No! Ah… thats… it’s nothing. Give it back!” Orson scrambles. Galen pushes him back with the clipboard.
“A poster of Tarkin?” At first Galen doesn’t understand Orsons embarrassment, the picture not explicit but it is ratty, old, and stained. Oh… The horror sets in and Krennic picks up on it.
“I like cheek bones” Orson says puckering his face to give it a semblance of structure. “Your’s are especially…” he reaches out to touch but Galen pulls back. Orson is trying to shock him away. Well, Galen can play like that too.
“Krennic.” Galen chides sternly throwing the picture down on the bunk. “It’s one thing for you to have this fantasy but it’s completely more serious to try to seduce an authority figure.” Orsons eyes go wide. Galen Erso? A figure of authority? With his shy ways and soft body? The only thing he has going for him is his height. I’d bet that he has… Krennic’s thought is cut short. “I’ll have to report you if i find you skipping class again.” Galen finishes.
It takes every ounce of Krennic’s meager control not to try again. “Understood.” he complies.