whatever the hell you call this ship

look i’m not saying voldemort would’ve actually WON if he’d tried seducing harry instead of killing him, but i am saying we have 100% definitive proof that grindelwald was not above using his own sex appeal to entice powerful teenage wizards to the dark side and look how much further that got him

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Hugh Aynesworth : I read an interesting evaluation of you by a former friend of yours, a woman writer, and she…

Ted Bundy (interrupts) : Yeah, I know what you mean. I don’t know where in hell she got her facts about me, about anything - but she approached me and wanted me to contribute to the book she was writing. I’m just glad I didn’t waste my time. The ship deep she calls fact! I don’t care who you are, if you can’t see that the great bulk of my personality is alert and vital and reality-oriented and normal, then there’s really something wrong with your analysis or whatever psychiatric model you’re trying to use. I do have a conscience. It may have gaps in it, but I have a very strong conscience!

Very Important

So, as some might have seen, Matt x Lance is a thing now, yes, it is.

But i feel the need to point out that the ship name is Latte.

It’s Latte.

L A T T E

The ship name is Latte, this is it.

Don’t you dare to use anything different. Okay? Because when @besh-drawing-stuff dragged me in Latte hell, i asked her what the ship name was, and she told me it was Latt.

Like, no, i don’t want a bad ship name for my precious ship, *cough* Shatt *cough*

So, i decided to call it Latte, ya know, like the coffee thing. (I have never had a Latte lmao, such a shame :P)

And, then, when @sapphiresoulmate
and i started talking about Latte, along with Besh, we decided to call it Latte.

Now, i don’t really care if you were the first to ship it, or the second, or whatever. I don’t care if you have a better one. I don’t care if you’re the king of the universe.

The ship name is Latte.

Latte.

It’s Latte OKAY?!?

F I G H T M E T W I C E

anonymous asked:

Gillian and Peter Morgan have been each other's dates on at least 5 occasions over the past few months, they both live in the same city in the same country, Gillian says she's no longer single, the press are calling them a couple, and you Gillovnies still believe she's talking about David? Delusion is one hell of a drug.

Hey now, come on. Don’t be sad that dots are not connecting on your Gillorgen (or whatever it is) ship and it’s not sailing although you all tried SO hard. I personally think it sinks because there are too many holes in it and it doesn’t have a solid foundation. I mean we waited for decades and hoped, hoped, hoped and wished David and Gillian well, separate or together. Don’t let it get you down, it’s all going to be ok. Build a different ship, a better one, with sails this time.

What press is calling them a couple? Hehe, am I supposed to trust european TMZ? You kidding me. Do you want me to remind you how many times Jennifer Aniston was “pregnant” or “married” for example?

And even if she/he is dating or whatever, how would that be affecting their deep friendship? Ffs it’s 20+ year old relationship, intensified friendship, “old successful married couple”-ing, “all what’s left is the heart” and meditation… a-and towels, ….. and flowers or some sh*t, apparently, according to recent GA press.
Maybe you’ll get there one day with your canoe, be patient. But I would say that it’s still early to celebrate pm and g on the same level as the f$@%#*^g ship of dreams, paradise cruise liner “GILLOVNY”!

I do like my drugs but not in a form of delusion just delightful hoping and positive thinking. Namaste 🙏.

With love, I’m letting you go. I have a party to attend, it was a good week for us, on this side.

We call ships ‘SHE’. We call our war machines 'WOMEN’. We compare women to BLACK WIDOWS and VIPERS. Don’t you dare tell me it’s not 'LADY-LIKE’ to scream, take up space, fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe you could only name them after women. Don’t you DARE downplay my POWER.
—  A quote I found on the Internet // artist unknown
Get To Know Me

saratimidonlI was tagged by @a-wild-cas-appears, so that’s cool.

RULES: Answer honestly and tag 20 followers you want to know better!

Relationship status: Single (forever alone with my cat)

Favorite color: Purple

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick

Last song I listened to: How Far I’ll Go- Alessia Cara

Last movie I watched: Moana

Top three tv shows: The Librarians, Sense8, and Agent Carter

Top three characters: Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Peggy Carter (Marvel), 

Top three ships: Buckynat (Marvel), Bellarke (The 100), and Cake/Synestorian/Jassandra (The Librarians) [whatever the hell you want to call this ship]2

Books I’m currently reading: I have quite a few that I’ve started, but school means I haven’t read since I was last on break. Alexander Hamilton- Ron Chernow; Bad Feminist- Roxanne Gay

Name: Rebekah

Nickname(s): Bekah, Becks, Beck, Rae, Wubekah…I used to be like SUPER anti-nickname growing up but now I really don’t care and welcome them

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Height: 5′6″

Orientation: Panromantic, demisexual

Favorite Animal: Foxes

Average Sleep Hours: The goal is 7-8, I don’t always reach it.

Cat or Dog Person: Cats, but I like dogs too

Favorite Fictional Character: Steven Grant Rogers (Captain America)

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 3 and a comforter. it’s a weight thing more than a warrmth tbh

Dream Trip: I’ve actually had a lot of opportunities to travel, but taking like a month and being able to just travel across Europe, couch hopping and exploring different and new places…that’s the goal.

Blog Created: July 2011….holy crap. It makes sense, though. It dates back to the start of my fandom days and when I was sucked into the Starkid fandom– aka my gateway fandom.

Number of Followers: 426….dang

I Tag: @greengirlcellist @timidonlyinrepose @holesinyourlungs @sarahavoidsreallife @supermegafoxyawesomehot182 @maureenimnotatheatreperson @dreamsinajarcant @itsgracesdrunkmametown @randomhannahfangirl @magical-nerd-frog @heart-like-a-kickdrum @marauderdream @potterdarling @adorkfromnewyork @get-scared-later @han-solo @aseriesofunfortunatefandoms @blamoon @judyandthecat @docdelorean88

On Shipping Discourse (specifically incestuous, abusive, and pedophilic ships)

The whole thing just makes me tired.

I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a hypocrite. So I’m not gonna call others out for shipping a thing that I myself ship, just because they didn’t have the privilege of being violated by a member of their family.

I just want people to do the things that make them happy, for the most part. And sometimes those things will trigger me, because sometimes things we do indirectly hurt other people. So when I see those things? I try to move on. I try to avoid them when I can, and when I can’t, I deal with it–because it’s not the creator’s fault. And it’s not mine. It’s a boy who thought I belonged to him four years ago’s fault, and I won’t blame them for that.

I’m tired, man. I’m tired of all the discourse around shipping. I just want people to do themselves. It’s all we can do.

Also, if you want to reblog this with any other ship names in the tags, please do. I wanna spread the positivity. So yeah.

Do I hate Eve?

When I go on Elsword, people wonder if I hate Eve or hate AddxEve. I do not. I don’t like Eve but I don’t hate her. She just exists. I have seen characters like Kos-Mos and Nu-13 so she feels generic, though Add is a generic lunatic I suppose XD. 

Ship whatever you please, it doesn’t bother me. Boring , generic, weird, gross, or just down right what the hell, I don’t care. XD I just ship mostly boy love because well I fancy men. I can appreciate a straight or lesbian couple though, strangely I don’t see a lot of girl love in Elsword. Honestly my pairings make no sense since one of them would technically be one-sided but it is called a fantasy for  a reason. I think Ain and Ciel would be nice though as well as Add (LP) and Raven (RF).

I don’t fancy hardcore yaoi, yaoi is technically porn from what I have heard, rather soft love. I know some yaoi shippers want it hardcore, rainbows everywhere, bang bang all night. XD Whatever you like, you do you.

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The 100 S3 premiere countdown - 5 days to go 

 We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want.

You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in   a w e   that you could only name them after women.

Don’t   t r y   to down-play my power.

Attempt on Hidekane, Kanehide, Hideneki, whatever. 

So while I was riding a jeepney a few hours ago, thinking about making hidekane fanart for the part of TG that never happened (what part? yeah), the driver turns on the radio and guess what plays…?

You are My Sunshine

I used up every bit of my self control to not yell “fUCK” out loud. 

lol how do you color.

I think what a lot of people forget, especially Tumblr users in fandoms, is that anyone can do whatever they want as long as it’s not illegal.

You’re allowed to draw sh*dge, you’re allowed to ship sh**th, you can do what you want

But, likewise, people are perfectly allowed to think it’s wrong, and people sure as hell are allowed to call you out on it.

You might be allowed to spread taboo content within a fandom, but likewise, everyone’s allowed to expose you as the sick fuck you are

Okay so here's what's up

I’m sure a lot of you know by now, but there is a blog called ame/dot/is/shit. And honestly, I don’t care if you don’t like amedot or whatever, but their a jerk. They just find posts that involve amedot in any way and just write “F*CK AMEDOT” over and over. I’ve seen them comment on screenshots, people’s artworks, just anything that even mentions that the op likes amedot. Hell, they reblogged a lapidot drawing because the comment said the op preferred amedot but was fine with lapidot! And honestly the worst part is they shit on the ship via shitting on people’s art. Please go block and report them, especially if you produce amedot content. Don’t talk to them, I highly doubt you can say anything that will change their mind. Spread this for any other shippers so they can stay safe. Edit: they also have told shippers to kill themselves! Also if you are easily disgusted be careful, their banner is a kinda gross pile of shit so?? Be warned.

We call ships “she”.
We call our war machines “woman”.
We compare women to black widows and vipers.
And you’re going to tell me it’s not “lady-like” to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want.
You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women.
Don’t try to down-play my power.

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.
—  Sara (sunteaflower)
the associative property of identity & other modern mathematic disasters

miraculous ladybug // ladynoir/whatever the hell we call this ship these days // i posted this on my ao3 but never here so here’s this trash i’m sorry


“You- You aren’t saying that—”

“Yes.”

“So then you know I’m—”

“Yep.”

“And that means you’re—”

“Yeah.”

“Oh my god.”



Marinette is a pretty good problem solver.

She has to be, between all the crazy irrelevant objects Lucky Charm throws her way, scrambling to finish group projects with Alya the day before they’re due and trying to keep her head on along the way. Because when you’re living a secret superhero double life, you get very good at solving the issue before it can really escalate into a Problem.

But this. Oh, she was not prepared for this. At all.

In no world could she have anticipated to ever encounter an issue like this one. It defies everything, ever calculation, every crazy theory and out of context probability. It goes so far beyond her wildest imagination that every problem-solving cell in her brain just kinda collectively short-circuits and adamantly refuses to process any sort of information on the subject.

And so yes, it currently feels a little bit like the end of the world, but it starts a normal day. At least.

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