whatever the hell else are the tags

i’d like to know where any of the “gabriel reyes is the boss from hell” stuff spawns from because have you listened to his actual voicelines? yeah he sounds kinda rough but like 1/3 of his lines are dead guy puns and one is him purring “haven’t i… killed you somewhere before?” like its the worlds best pickup line. gabriel seems like the kinda boss that lets you stop by a pizza place on the way back as long as you get extra breadsticks. he seems like the kinda boss that’ll let you skirt around the deadline bc he knows you’re exhausted and nobody ever turns anything in on time around this place anyways. made the blackwatch uniforms armor and whatever the hell else you wanna wear, he doesn’t give a damn.

JACK is the one with the “you didn’t make the cut” and the “thats SIR to you” lines like ???? how yall always getting this backwards

Homestuck Pool Party Headcanons

John: Canonballs in IMMEDIATELY, he is yelling and he is fucking excited move out of the way this boy is coming through!! Also, because he has a breath aspect I am 413% certain that he can stay underwater for indefinite amounts of time and you can bet your ass he’s going around grabbing people’s feet to freak them out. He and Terezi have a contest to see who can make the most people jump, I will not say who wins I will only say that it is unfortunate for everyone involved. He and Dave are an unstoppable chicken team, they have never lost and will do Whatever It Takes to make sure that remains true.

Dave: Is just chillin, he cares more about keeping his shades dry than swimming around. He will go hard as hell in Marco Polo tho, if you thought he was too cool to jump at the nearest person faster than the speed of light you were wrong buddy he will do what it takes to WIN. Also, when he is the Marco he will (unfairly) target Karkat. This is frustrating. “I’m not even being that loud” Karkat protests for the umpteenth time Dave tags him. “Bullshit” everyone else says, but there’s still a rule that Dave can’t tag Karkat more than five times in a row because really Dave we know you love hearing him yell but Enough Please.

Karkat: Is Bad At Marco Polo. He is so loud. My son. Please. Is very hesitant to get into the water at first bc he’s sensitive to the cold and would rather angrily sweat than deal with the initial shock of getting in. Dave will patiently chill nearby until Karkat is ready, or Dave decides that Karkat is ready in which he will absolutely drag him in. Karkat does not know how to swim so he won’t go past the shallow end, and considering how short he is, uh, that’s not very much of the pool. Dave has to carry him sometimes which he complains about A Lot but secretly kind of likes it whoops. Karkat and Sollux are the shittiest chicken team, Karkat is too afraid of falling in to have any sort of effective strategy and Sollux is like “Karkat just push him” and sort of plows into the other team which just leads to Karkat screeching and nothing gets done.

Roxy: LOVES SWIMMING WITH HER FRIENDS!!! Real people?? That she’s hanging out with?? And you KNOW she’s excited to wear that cute as fuck bikini she alchemized months ago ‘just in case’ ;) ;) ;). After years of knowing Jane and her silly prankster shenanigans, John will absolutely not get the drop on her no sir, he tries to grab her foot she will raise that leg and pull the boy out of the water and give him the Mom Look™. This is war. John will not win. She loves being with Jane and Roxy and her boys!! She is just full of so much love it’s incredible. She deserves this so much.

Calliope: Doesn’t know much about swimming or why humans (and trolls ish) find it so enjoyable, but Roxy is excited so she is too! Interestingly enough, cherubs Do Not Float. Roxy is waving a nervous Callie into the pool and she’s coming down the ladder and once it gets to her chin everyone expects her to do something but no, she makes it to the bottom of the pool and just walks like normal over to where Roxy is. The water level comes up to just below her nose and she has to tilt her head back to speak. “Like this?” She asks excitedly, ‘uh,,, yeah,,,like that’ everyone responds nervously, giving big smiles and thumbs up because they don’t want to disappoint her.

Jade: A master swimmer, she and Jake grew up on an island in the middle of the goddamn pacific my girl knows how to GO. No one realized how fucking ripped Jade was. Jade is ripped as heck. She’s got back and shoulder muscles like an absolute goddess and everyone is like holy shit? Jade? Have you been benching pumpkins all these years? She likes chilling with Jane and Roxy and Calliope because she has been longing for some gals to hang with forever. Not that she doesn’t love Rose, she does, it’s just, they have such differing personalities and anyways it’s kind of hard being around her and Kanaya bc they’re so cute it makes your teeth hurt.

Rose: She and Kanaya have matching floppy sun hats, they love laying out in the sun because Kanaya is a little nervous around water thanks to a certain sea-dweller *cough* eridan *cough*. Rose doesn’t mind, her swimsuits are more for show than swim anyways. She’s got some really cool and intricate goth-y ones and some nice lighthearted pastel ones, an orange and yellow fancy one-piece and a frilly lavender one. Rose has a new appreciation for sunlight but still religiously applies sunscreen because a home girl may be immortal, but fuck if she is gonna deal with any nasty sunburns after defeating the fucking embodiment of evil.

Kanaya: As previously stated, very nervous around water, but so so happy to be in the sun?? It’s not as bright as the one on Alternia which is fine because that means her troll friends can enjoy it too, but she’s literally just so happy to be around people that enjoy the sun the way she does because she’s felt wrong and different about it for years and she finally found someone that understands her ahhshshsjs. She designs all of Rose’s swimsuits and loves seeing her wear them. When it gets dark out, she likes to turn on the glow a little and all these cute little furry wingbeasts will flock to her?? “Those are moths” Rose tells her. “These are my children now” Kanaya pats Rose’s arm, they’re her children too because that’s how human marriage works she’s pretty sure

Dirk: Is so awkward oh my godddd, a little uncomfortable in his body actually? This boy might have muscle but he is all arms and legs and doesn’t know what to do with them because he’s never fuckifnfnfn been around people before. Doesn’t say “Marco” during Marco Polo, he just listens. Breath too loud? You’re tagged. Splash a little? Tagged. Move? Tagged. He’s never Marco for more than two minutes because he’s so in tune with his reflexes that no one even stands a chance. With Jake on his shoulders, they make a decent chicken team, but they’re too worried about each other to be effective. “You okay up there?” He wants to make sure. Someone is tipping Jake over oh no get him off my shoulders is he okay, oh he’s fine, yes I know how the game works Roxy, no Rose why don’t you get in the pool and do a better job before you come for me like that. Rose and Kanaya, in an extremely rare occurrence, do get in for a round of chicken. They beat Dirk and Jake almost immediately. They return to the deck. This never happened and we don’t speak of it.

Jake: Is bad at Marco Polo, he’s an amazing swimmer but he’s not…quiet. After growing up on that island, fighting and swimming, Jake is also Ripped as Heck. Dirk blushes his fucking ass off the first time he sees Jake shirtless. Jake acts all clueless like oh? What’s wrong Dirk? Is something the matter? But he knows exactly what he’s doing and if he’s subtly flexing in front of him, well. That can’t be helped. He may suck during chicken with Dirk, but with Jade on his shoulders? Hoo boy, they give Dave and John a run for their money. He is also John’s favorite to grab the feet of because his reactions are always so over the top with his phrasing. “Horsefeathers!” He grabs at his foot in panic because his first thought is it was one of the monsters from his island, then he sees it was just John who is laughing his ass off because, horse feathers? Really? “I say,” Jake huffs indignantly even though he’s smiling now. “Warn a fellow!”

Jane: Looks rockin’ in her swimsuits because she’s wearing the whole high waisted pinup style ones and?? She’s super gorgeous? Roxy makes sure to tell her that every five seconds just in case she forgets. She and Roxy make a decent chicken team, usually they’re laughing so hard by the end of it that whoever was on top can’t do anything and they fall off because they don’t care about winning they’re just having such a good time. She and Roxy take turns carrying Callie around when the water gets too deep, not that Callie needs to be above the water per se as she seems to have no trouble breathing, but it just makes everyone a little more comfortable and anyways Callie loves it.

Terezi: Killer at Marco Polo for obvious reasons, sometimes she gets tagged on purpose just to show off how quickly she can find people. The only person she’s never been able to get is John, he uses his windy powers to obscure his scent so she can’t “see” him. He is her Marco Polo white whale. One day, John, one day. She and Vriska are terrifying during chicken, Vriska will plow full speed towards the opposing team and Terezi is ready to Throw Hands. The most intense games are between them and John and Dave, both John and Terezi are on top and they fuckin battle it out so hard that Dave and even Vriska start to get nervous on the bottom.

Sollux: Says the water feels slimy. “No shit,” Karkat tells him. “It’s water you fucking shitstain.” Sollux cheats during chicken by using his psiionics to keep Karkat on his shoulders which only makes Karkat mad because he’s terrified of falling in and holy shit Sollux I don’t care what you think your powers are doing I’m gonna fall in fuck fuck fuck. “No I got you” Sollux assures him. He does not. Karkat is not got. Oh well. Sollux mostly likes chilling on inner tubes, plural. He has a blue one and a red one because he’s too tall to fit in just one. “Get a bigger inner tube” Karkat complains. “Perhaps get one of those long, recliner like ones?” Kanaya suggests. No. Sollux will use two inner tubes. He will make the sacrifice of comfort for his aesthetic.

I watched Joe’s live stream so you don’t have to (play by play reactions)

- announcement is a 24 hour livestream on ThatcherJoeVlogs on Friday starting at 6:00pm UK time (1:00pm EST) ft guests and Joe signing a lot of Username:Uprising

- I wish I had friends I could have a sleepover with and watch the livestream dude that would be so fun

- throwback to #1Dday I couldn’t even last seven hours with One Direction how the hell am I gonna do 24 hours with YouTubers

- just kidding I’m about to be dedicated as fuck

- Jack and Joe from 12:00-3:00 am

- #unpopularopinion I like Joe’s mustache

- my poor baby and his infected gums he was so ill he almost passed out whenever he ate cuz the pain as so bad fuck I want to hug him

- Joe speaking foreign languages is my aesthetic (and it reminds me that I really need to brush up on my spanish)

- “I’m trying to set up other things for the future cuz, you know, you never know how long this whole YouTube thing is gonna last before I’m back on the ol’ roof”

- “it’s getting to the point where I really do want a girlfriend”

- well I’ve always been at the point where I want to be your girlfriend so I don’t understand why this is such a predicament for you when I’m always available so quit complaining and hit me up

- no but really I want him to be happy and I think he would be so happy in a relationship so he’s just gotta get someone awesome

- (like I wasn’t mad when Caspar got with Maddie cuz she’s great so Joe needs someone great)

- main channel might become a lower priority in the future

- “And I’ll see you in the future with a Sugg Sunday Special. Who knows when it’ll be. I don’t wanna say that there’s gonna be an end to Sugg Sunday but… I don’t know. I’m not as fussed about that channel as much, which is a shame cuz that’s my main channel. I don’t know it’s been so nice to have a week […] where I haven’t thought about that kind of stuff”

- obviously the idea of irregular Sugg Sunday Specials is sad but the idea of Joe putting out things because he feels obligated to and not because he enjoys them is even more sad

- “Wow that was deep whoa I went off! That’s what happens when Harry Styles starts playing music I start talking about proper stuff that I don’t normally speak about”

- yes, Harry Styles’ album was playing in the background throughout the entire livestream

- Kiwi is his favorite song (I shit you not that’s my favorite too it’s such a bop)

- serious Joe makes my heart feel warm

- he wants to raise a family in the countryside omg raising kids in the countryside he’s a country boy at heart

- “No iPads, no YouTube, no YouTube until you’re 12″

- “The dream is be able to have a lake and my dad can live in a little cave in the garden and look after the lake”

- honestly I love Joe wow

- HE DOESN’T LIKE THE WORD BUTTERCREAM GANG OR BUTTERCREAM SQUAD

- “We started it as like a little internal thing that we called ourselves and it spread and people call us the buttercream squad and I’m just like ugh it makes me like cringe out a bit whenever I hear it even though it’s what we call ourselves I guess. I don’t really call it that anymore”

- he starts the story of how they started to call themselves that at 28:38 of the video I’m not even going to try and summarize it ya’ll should just watch that bit

- okay but him, Conor, Caspar, and Mikey were the original four and that is so fucking random to me

- for some reason I just got really bummed out that he doesn’t like that name like okay Joe I literally have a blog dedicated to it so what the fuck am I supposed to do now

- he said none of them expected anyone else to start calling it that

- literally you’re all Internet sensations you should’ve known it was gonna get blown up when you gave yourself a name so honestly you brought this upon yourself lmao

- wOW MY HEART ACTUALLY IS BUMMED THAT HE DOESN’T LIKE IT

- also Byron is a member of their squad and literally none of us even talk about him/know him

- (side not Byron is hot as hell)

- I’m dead at how we all cling to whatever they say like the SECOND they tagged #buttercream on a photo we all went off

- I’m have an existential crisis wow

- “I just miss Jaspoli. That was my favorite, back in those days”

- I LEGIT THOUGHT I WAS GONNA CRY JUST NOW WOW MY HEART I MISS THOSE DAYS TOO JOE FUCK BRING IT BACK

- GO ON A JASPOLI TRIP PLS

- he wants a pet pig ??

- he’s gonna hang out with Brit soon !

- I ship him and Brit I have since the Jaspoli Coachella days (#unpopularopinion ??)

- literally the second I typed that he made a comment about it oh sorry sorry didn’t know that was a touchy subject

- reminder once again that I am single and available

- okay but they FaceTime every week for hours and that’s goals ???

- my jaw dropped at this bit he said he wants to stop going on nights out and start going to dinner parties and such, that he’s done with the night scene

- I thought he was joking but he was dead ass serious oh my god he’s growing up that felt weird to hear him say that

- “when the time’s right and it’s the right person” he’s a romantic person

- 52:58 through 53:05 is a joy

- “I’m a giver, not a receiver, take that as you will”

- he keeps getting shaky and he thinks it’s because he hasn’t eaten all day and it really worries me

- he’d like to live with both Oli and Josh (separately) and says that they’re both very mature

- his favorite YouTubers are the Sidemen and Caspar

- someone told him to collab with Kian and JC and he completely ignored it lmao

- HE SEES OLI AS A LITTLE BROTHER

- “I feel like I’ve watched him grow from like a little baby seed to like an oak tree. To see him do so well for himself now and he’s in a position where he’s just loving it and I’m so proud of him. I feel like a proud older brother and he’s said he sees me as like an older brother. We’ve had a lot of heart to hearts and stuff and he’s so good for advice. Even though he’s like my younger brother I go to him for advice a lot of the time cuz he’s been doing YouTube longer than I have and he’s just very knowledgeable about everything and he’s very sincere he cares about people a lot he puts others before him a lot of the time and he’s a genuine friend for life”

- THAT HAD ME SO FUCKING EMO

- it takes him a long time to open up to people, he’s usually quite shy when he meets people for the first time unless there’s that instant “chemical spark”

- he talked about being nice to people and compared life to climbing up a tree and how you should be nice to everyone you pass on your way up because if you’re not and then you start to drop, the people you pass won’t be there to grab your hand and stop you from falling

- in girls he looks for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, not too obsessed about themselves

- obviously first attraction is important but ultimately it’s about the personality (said every guy ever tbh) and then mentioned how if looks are that important to you it means you probably care more about how other people perceive you and your girlfriend than how you feel about your girlfriend herself

- “I want to find someone who can only add something to my life. Someone who improves my life and makes me a happier person. At the moment I’m a really happy person so anyone who has that affect to make it better is the one for me”

- reminder once again that I am single

- like I’m not drop dead gorgeous but I’ve got some stuff to offer I have nice eyes and good hair and my personality is great aside from the occasional down periods due to mental illness but you know we all have our flaws

- he talked seriously quite a bit in the stream and I’m really digging it I like serious Joe

- someone asked for advice on having a crush on your ex and he talked about moving on because it’s probably not good for you but then he said “unless you think they were the one”

- one of the best relationships he’s ever been in has been with someone older than him

- “Maybe I need to go for a cougar. Any 40 year old ladies?”

- *awkward laugh* “I’ve just admitted to a live stream that I’m after a mum. No I’m only joking. Imagine that I could end up being your dad”

- Poop Scoop with Brit on Friday

- he’s in no rush to have children

- “I’m fortunate enough to act like an immature child and get away with it a lot of the time”

- he doesn’t really want to settle down/get married anytime soon because he meets new people everyday and the idea of getting really settled down scares him because he never knows who he’s going to meet the next day

- “that’s why I’ve never- well not that you know of- had any public relationships”

- what the hell does that mean Joseph

- “I’m very good at keeping it all under wraps”

- WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN JOSEPH

- he’s literally so hungry he’s shaking Josh hurry up he needs food

- “I hope Caspar’s there cuz I haven’t seen him in bloody ages and I miss the ol’ boy. I miss the bloody weirdo”

- he loves livestreams because it’s the closest we can get to all sitting in a room together and “having a good ol’ standard chit chat”

- reminder of the 24 hour live stream on ThatcherJoeVlogs starting at 6:00pm UK time (1:00pm EST)

- “New vlog soon. New gaming video soon. I’m back. Don’t worry I’m not going anywhere. I’m still loving life. And more importantly, you’re all bloody legends.”

that was a lot there you go (or you could just watch the live stream idk)

also I wish I knew people who lived near me 😭 I would so fucking love to have a sleepover and make good friends and watch Joe

I keep seeing inaccurate stuff about Syria, and yes before I was stupid enough to believe them as well.

The rebels are terrorists, they have ties to Al Qaeda and want Assad gone to implement Sharia law in all of Syria when most Syrians living in Syria or having family in Syria are actually pro Assad because he promotes secularism and he wants to develop their economy whereas the “rebels” want to take them back to the stone age.

Nobody actually knows who is responsible for the chemical attacks. The Syrian government gave up all their chemical weapons to Russia 3 years ago, they said they didn’t do it and honestly they wouldn’t have because it doesn’t benefit them at all. Russia denied doing this as well. The UN actually said that the only people having chemical weapons in Syria are Al Nusra and ISIS not the government.

These rebels have been caught lying before, showing pictures of a Lebanese music clip about a little girl running for her life and pretending it’s in Syria, and now there’s a even a picture circulating about a girl suffocating when it’s a painting in Turkey.

Honestly I don’t understand why are people so eager to trust terrorists, most of them aren’t even Syrians and they’re actually Al Qaeda members who want to take back Syria to the stone age with women dress all in black, christians and religious minorities having no rights, forced to pay a tax and shariah law. Towns like Aleppo are controlled by terrorists and no, Syrians all over Syria don’t want them.

Like.. Subhanallah, Assad always drops chemical weapons on children when he has the upper hand in negotiations…. y'all are so naive

At least have the decency to ask for an investigation on who did the attacks, because all this only benefits the rebels because they gain sympathy from the west who was actually withdrawing from the conflict, and now you got the west willing to give terrorists weapons again because that turned out to be such a great idea the last time *cough* ISIS *cough*. Assad is not perfect but you can’t blame him for refusing to give into terrorists backed by foreign western powers.

I see posts mocking Trump for blaming Obama, ok, Trump is moronic bigoted bastard, but Obama screwed up the middle east, ignoring that fact makes you a liar. He freaking armed Al Qaeda members without even realizing it because people in the west have no fucking clue what’s happening in the MENA region and yet they always want to insert themselves….
So yeah, Bush screwed up that region, Obama screwed it up and even Hillary screwed it up and I’m tired of people giving a pass at Obama because he makes funny jokes, that makes no sense.

Let’s not forget how nobody even gives a fuck that Saudi Arabia is using famine as a weapon of war in Yemen while the USA bombs the shit out of starving people. But no, let’s just side with Al Qaeda terrorists because Russia is with Assad and Russia is bad and our arch enemy and trying to take control of the region but we can’t declare war directly so we have a proxy war going on because otherwise we’ll nuke each other to death… I mean nothing wrong can happen right? It’s not like you’re arming and training religious nutjobs who think their salafi ideology is the superior faith and everyone else is wrong and going to hell…

I mean seriously though every single fucking time the USA arms someone in the Mid-East or trains them or whatever and then BOOM they turned their back on the USA and become terrorists. Maybe it’s time you stop doing that? At this point, you must know this doesn’t work.

You’re either with terrorists or you’re not.

Nyx/Noctis week: June 24th - July 1st!

Gooooooood evening, tiny Nyx/Noctis fandom, how is everyone? Doing well? Having a nice night? Hopefully, this makes it better.

Announcing from rarepair hell, a fandom appreciation week for our favorite Glaive&Prince!

Beginning June 24th and ending on July 1st, during this week we’ll stuff this blog full of fanart, fanfics, fanmixes, graphics, and whatever else we can come up with in dedication to these glorious bastards of ours.

That being said, we have some amazing artists, writers, and fans in our little corner of FFXV fandom, so it’d be great for everyone to join the flood.

Official tags: #nyxnoctocalypse & #nyxnoctweek

LINKS: Info | Tags | Prompts | AU Themes | Submit!

Submissions for fanart/fanfic prompts and themes ARE CLOSED!

anonymous asked:

Okay did anyone else see the long post about Tess at Harry's show by Cris? It's on s side blog of hers called bird cage or whatever. It's so detailed and from a "friend." Who the hell goes and watches enough about "the girlfriend" and not Harry? Like honestly so fucking detailed. And then sheena tagged it saying she was with the friend who gave the info and also saw Tess and backed up the story. But I also thought that sheena was front row? (Ps I'm sending this to others cause idk who's on)

These two are known manipulators!!!!!They’re doing their best to continue to sell the Larry is everything story and Tess is the beard Harry really doesn’t want.

I haven’t read the post but I know their game.🌸

hey, writers!

i would really love it if we could do larry remix fic fest like they do for hp/drarry. i really love reading those and i think it would be really cool. right now it’s just a thought and idk who else reads them or knows what i’m talking about, but i’m about to tag the hell out of some writers just to make sure you see this and think about it a bit. here’s a link to the 2017 drarry remix fest, check out the faqs and info so you can see what it’s about. 

@louandhazaf @alarrylarrie @waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee @a-writerwrites @phd-mama @greenfeelings @alivingfire @gloriaandrews @100percentsassy @xabjectlessonsx @theficwritersblock @nottooldforthisship @lucystarkid @lululawrence @dimpled-halo @juliusschmidt @cherrystreet 

ok so tumblr is being a pain in the ass so i’m not tagging anyone else, but please reblog or message or whatever. this is just literally a thought that i just had when the hd-remix post came across my dash, so i have no well formed ideas about it at all. it’s totally possible that this has been done before and i’m just not aware of it.

friendly reminder that mentally ill people do not owe you SHIT.

they do not have to ‘get help’ before they can continue venting about their feelings on the internet.

they do not have to exercise, eat healthily, do yoga or whatever the fuck else you’ve come up with that is their obvious cure.

they do not have to 'give it a go!’ they do not have to 'make an effort at least!“

you do not get ANY say on how strangers on the internet, acquaintances or hell, anyone who isn’t your patient, deals with their mental illness.

they do not have to justify anything to you. they are not being irrational, stupid, or selfish for not doing these things.

holy fuck, it has nothing to do with you. leave us alone.

i feel like, as a psychotic person, it’s really hard to find a balance between ‘everything has a meaning/reason’ and ‘nothing has a meaning/reason’. i guess it’s like that for everyone but i feel like it effects my daily life so much

sometimes i like to think sometimes that i’m here for a reason, for like a specific purpose and i have something to do here, everyone has something to do and we were all made for a reason and i’ll fulfill my reason and i’ll KNOW when i do

and other times i suddenly find comfort in there not being a reason and that one day it’ll all just be gone. it’s just a constant back-and-forth 

like sometimes i’ll sit down and just exist for a while and think that this is the best thing ever. THIS is what i’m here for, to just exist and sit here

and then i get scared all over again… like i’m going to die some day. that’s inevitable. and i’m really afraid to. every day i get closer to that. i’m really afraid of what’s going to happen, because sometimes i’m pretty sure there will be nothing there and it scares me a lot 

and then sometimes i have horrible delusions, of being from somewhere else, that this is all just one step of a really big journey, that i’m destined for something past this, that when my life is over here i’ll go somewhere else, or wake up, or something. like this is all a test or a game or a program or… something

everything is just really scary and overwhelming sometimes and it makes me afraid to be spiritual, and it makes me afraid to not be spiritual, because what if whatever is out there is mad at me for not believing all the time? for not being able to? for being afraid there’s something else?

it’s so hard to navigate faith and anything beyond as a psychotic person. i take accusations, joke or not, of being damned to hell very seriously. everything is either too real or too unreal and there’s no balance. i’m constantly afraid of something but i don’t know what

Ok so I get veganism has like this healthy image and that’s fine or whatever but like… when I look for recipes it’s all fruit and kale shoved in a bowl arranged for instagram and has no substance at all. No joke I just looked up the #veganrecipe tag and there was a picture of a bowl of watermelon??? Nothing else just watermelon. What the damn hell? And when will we admit that kale is disgusting? It tastes like dirt and sadness and we should leave it for the rabbits. I have to scroll past all these rando plant-based white chicks with their overflowing smoothies or their “Buddha Bowls” just to find one desirable food post and then it won’t even have the recipe linked!?!? OK so I know I’m being over dramatic and all but seriously guys this is why everyone hates us

Fourth of July- Request from @dannnyphantomm

Summary- REQUEST FROM @dannnyphantomm -  ALEX SUMMERS ANYTHING,, MAKE ME CRY

(I’m thinking it’s the fourth of July and you have to calm him because he’s panicking, but he gets too panicked and accidentally uses his powers.)

Word Count- 624

Pairing- Alex Summers

Warnings- Angst, fluff, cursing, whatever the hell else im gonna do to fuck you guys.

A/n- I’m not sure what to say about this one..

Tags- @dannnyphantomm @lapseasteelis @winchester-negan-one-shots @not-moose-one-shots @mycuddlycorner

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Ok but it’s weird, I’ve accidentally interacted with two stans that have blue zircons pfps who make rude posts about su critics. I say literally the most inoffensive , jokey things and by the third reply they’re like “fuck, you bitch, get the hell away from me”. I’m blocked , I’m reported, there’s several callout post in my name, I have angry letters in my inbox. I straight up apologized to one of the stans and they blocked me regardless and made a call out post. It’s some of the most stressful shit I have to deal with and it’s generally hurtful to me to just be called a stalker or whatever else purely because I found the post by chance in the tag. I just…really hate doing this, I really hate being an su crit sometimes and I hate hating people so much when we could be mutuals. That being said, I’m not going to let anyone stop me being critical, that’s for sure.

anonymous asked:

it's not about them acting "too gay", and I understand if you don't want to tag it, but also it's not me having anything against gay people (I'm part of the LGBT community too), please don't get that impression. Sorry if that's how I came off.

Okay… Look, I will dutifully continue to tag anything regarding their interactions that isn’t 100% based on fact and is fan speculation or interpretation, as ‘Cockles’ and ‘Cockles for ts’. 

But the very reason I use that tag (Cockles) for this kind of content, and ‘Jensen Ackles/Misha Collins’ for everything that is ‘real/fact/not a manip or interpretation’ is because so many people in this fandom that follow me don’t want to see the ‘shippy stuff’ but do want to see the real interactions between them. 

And I will gladly tag the shipper stuff, -again- on the rare occasions that I reblog Cockles fiction verse at all, because I’m not even that much into RPF myself, but I can’t make a difference between their actual interactions and when they are ‘too shippy’ and when they’re not? 

Like if they decide to fake a make out on a stage like three years ago, or when Jensen decides to unzip his pants for Misha in front of an audience, or whatever the hell else they’re doing; it’s not for me to put a label on it when it’s ‘too shippy’. Especially when your take on it is that this is simply two friends having fun… (seeing as they’re married, and all that jazz) I don’t know where to draw that line, and I’m not going to, because it’s not my job to do so.

Just wanna explain something real quick ‘cause I keep getting asks about it

This blog is owned/run by one person (it’s me, hi!) and I make a bunch of sprites based on the asks I get

Then, there are wonderful people like @someonebeatmetomyusualname who submit their own sprites based on whatever the hell they feel like drawing

Sprites that aren’t mine are tagged #submission, and have the submitter’s name on them. And everything else was drawn by me

Hope this clears things up! :0

*Jackson Whittemore* Colours

Jackson Whittemore X Girl

Requested: Probably not

Plot: Every single soul sees in color until they lose the hope of finding a soulmate.

Word Count: 1,191

A/N: Not my gif, credit to the owner. This is an AU soulmate kind of thing I guess. It’s my own twist to the soulmate colour thing.


I remember the first day I lost all hope for a Soul mate. The world around me started to dull, turning duller over the course of three months. Eventually all the colour was gone and all I saw was blacks, whites, and greys.  

At the age of nineteen you can no longer find just any soulmate. Only your true soulmate, your heart can pick any person to become your soulmate. Anyone you click with, once your soulmate is picked, a dark painful mark surfaces your left shoulder blade. The mark that appears on your skin is the exact same one that appears on your soulmate. Marking you belong to them and no other soul out there.

I’ve only heard stories about soulmates from my parents. They weren’t just any pair of soulmates, they are true soulmates. There is a big difference between a soulmate and a true soulmate.

True soulmates always put the other before themselves, a soulmate has a choice to be selfish. Being true soulmates made them more connected, feeling what their feeling, knowing what they’re always thinking, and the bond is much stronger than just a soulmate’s. People choose soulmates so they didn’t have to lose the hope of never finding their true soulmate.

I’d rather lose hope than have a soulmate that might leave me one day. Watching the way my parents are with each other made me long for mine. My true soulmate may be out there, but I lost hope for him.

No matter if I was waiting for him, my time was coming up. My nineteenth birthday was around the corner.  If I was going to make the choice to just settle for a soulmate. I had to make it fast, if he was dead I didn’t want to see no colour for the rest of my life.

“You do realise that staring out the window isn’t going to get you anywhere.” The angelic voice of my best friend, Monica reached my ear. I snapped my head from the café’s big celling to the floor window and looked at her. Monica’s hair was a very light grey with highlights of white. The last time remembered, her hair was a light blonde.

My hair was a dark grey all most a light black, no matter whose eyes saw me. My hair was the same colour, my skin, my clothes, and anything I touch was black and white.

“Sorry.” I mumbled looking down at the black liquid in my white cup. Maybe I got the colours right, or totally off. How was I suppose to know?

“Stop thinking about soulmates, I swear you get even more colourless.” Her British accent more noticeable. I moved here, to London a few years ago. When I still had hope for my true soulmate. I was looking for him, but I stopped after losing hope for him.

“Can you tell me the colour of the cup?” I asked now looking at it.
“Light blue, almost the colour of the sky on a hot day. A blue that’s almost white.” She said not questioning it.

“What color is the cup in your eyes?” She asked back.

“White, White, and white.” I responded,

Monica never lost hope for her soulmate, since she found her at a young age. Why couldn’t I have found him at a young age? Or during the years through high school.

Monica’s true soulmate was beautiful like her, her skin popping with dark greys. Telling me her skin was one of the chocolate colours. I couldn’t tell which shade. Because I haven’t seen colours in so long.

“It’s okay, you were so close.” Monica reached out for my hand, her friendly gesture calming my nerves. I lash out on the topic of seeing in colour,  but that never kept me away from knowing it.

“Sorry to interrupt.” A husky voice said, sounding like music to my ears. We both looked up at him, he wore a black shirt. Rolled at the sleeves lightly, a grey name tag over the left side of his chest, reading ‘Jackson’. He must of worked here, there was no other explanation for the name tag.

“Can I get you anything else?” He asked politely, holding a notepad and a pen in his hands. Ready to write whatever we wanted down.

As soon as we locked eyes, the pain on my left shoulder when we first came into this place. Began to spread and intensify, my attention too focused on the pain, I missed what Monica said.

“Ow?” I burst confused on what the hell was happening, soon I was screaming as if this was my last moment to live. The pain felt as if something was biting into my shoulder slowly and I couldn’t help but scream for help. My throat became raw and sore, I didn’t stop. The pain continued and so did my screaming.

My senses lost control not knowing what was going on around me. It felt as if nothing could ever hurt as much as this did. This was physical pain and it stood over my mental pain proudly.

Suddenly it stopped as if someone pushed the off button, my cries immediately stopped, I breathed heavily. Taking a moment for my body and soul to relax, it was quite in the café, like it was closed for the day.

“Jen?” Monica’s voice weary and the full of concern.

“Yeah?” I sighed out slowly picking myself off the booth’s bench I was sitting on. I Hadn’t noticed I fell, The leathery fabric stuck to the side of my face. Vaguely glued to the leather from the tears that spilled from my eyes.

I sat up looking at Monica, a happy glint sitting in the corner of her eyes. I furrowed my eyebrows, now feeling many eyes staring holes into me. I turned my head seeing everyone in the café looking at me and the man on the floor.

I looked down at him perplexed, what was going on? Why was everybody looking at me like that? The light grey of his teary eyes turning into a bright blue. Colour started pouring into everything around me as I felt my soul being filled with energetic power.

His eyes too stunning to look away from, in the center of his eyes. I watched as two souls engulfed each other. One grey as the other a blinding white, swirling until they became one solid bond. Now realizing one soul belonged to me and the other belonging to him.

“True. Soulmate.” Were the simple words that came from his beautiful and now pink lips.

“That’s- That isn’t possible.” I mumbled back with wide eyes, probably looking like a deer in headlights. Not in ten years would I have thought I’d meet my soulmate, my true soulmate.

I did whatever I did when I didn’t know what to do. Monica could usually sense what I normal did in moments like theses.  “Don’t run.” She warned, it was too late. My feet took control right after Monica spoke. I was out of the café in seconds and into the colour world. With my true mate chasing me.

Because this is something that is still being brought up as if the RPC hasn’t had multiple conversations about it and it gets on my nerves, I decided I’d make a post about it. LSRP/LITERATE rps came about when appless groups were on the rise. It was something that was new and some people in the rpc were kind of like wtf why is this a thing. All that could be found in the tags were APPLESS rps and just like anything else, people wanted to find the role-plays best suited for them and thus LSRP was born. Not gonna lie, I’m sure some people were being assholes about it but it stuck. Why? Because LSRP/LITERATE role-plays are generally geared towards people that enjoy bio role-plays, that enjoy filling out a long as hell app for the character on their choosing, enjoy looking at teaser blogs/participating in talk tags, and like writing LONG ASS RESPONSES that can be signed, sealed, and delivered as a mini novel. NOW, are there people who are jackasses? Like any genre of rping, yes but someone tagging their rp as LSRP/LITERATE is not saying that because someone else is in an appless rp or semi-appless rp or WHATEVER that they are illiterate. It’s literally geared to a particular interest/a certain type of role-player just like appless can be geared towards certain types of rpers or semi-appless or oc. We all like different things and just because an rp is tagged as LITERATE for what goes on in their group does not mean there is a big SIGN slapped on it that says any other rper/genre out there is illiterate.

I honestly don’t understand why people get their knickers into a twist over this or over a few people being assholes. It’s literally a role-play genre like any role-play genre or sub-genre or whatever you want to call the names and tags we give to role-plays. No one who is decent is calling ANYONE illiterate.

Derby Girl ~ smut

Author: completedylantrash

Rating: NSFW 18+ Explicit Smut

Word Count: 3672

A/N: So…this was sent to me as an anon:

So this is me…fucking Dylan O’Brien. This was more for me than anyone else but it turned into a 3k word story so I’m gonna share it lol. OH! So I’m gonna tag my hoes @dumbass-stilinski @thelittlestkitsune @smutandahalf @stilinski-jpeg @obrienhoe if yall wanna do one yourself cuz it says send to your favorite authors ;)



How the hell did I end up in this damn place? Oh that’s right…stupid fucking plane had to land in this hick ass town because we couldn’t make it all the way to Miami. Now I’m stuck here for the next twenty-four hours so they can fix whatever the hell was wrong with the jet. I swear to god if I’m not out of here by tomorrow…

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anonymous asked:

I have a lot of trouble with writing casual dialogue. I just never know when to include physical gestures and actions and facial expressions and how often to say he/she said/yelled/whined etc. I can write dialogue pretty well when it's important to the plot, but when it's just some filler stuff to keep it going, it just starts to fall apart :(

Hey there, anon!  Thanks for sending your question :)  This is a subject I’ve been working on for the past few months, actually, so I understand your pain!  Dialogue – or rather, the descriptors around it – is something that doesn’t feel quite natural to write.  There are two reasons for this:

  1. Conversations move much more quickly in real life.  When we talk to someone, we are so focused on the information they’re giving us that we don’t always think about their body language, or even how they’re speaking – “explaining,” “mumbling,” “berating,” “perseverating,” etc.  It’s not something we consciously register, so it’s not as easy to write as setting description, dialogue, or thoughts.
  2. Dialogue descriptors are a relatively new trend in literature.  I’ve found that in most the classic literature I read, dialogue is less frequent – and when it is used, it’s rarely accompanied by body language or dialogue tags.  Dialogue descriptors became more popular when movies and TV hit the scene.  Writing became less information-centered – focusing more on details that make the scene more imaginable.  This makes it much more difficult to do research!

So if dialogue descriptors are hard to recognize in daily life and in literature, how do we write it naturally?  How do we know how much is too much, or when and where to introduce it?

Well, like all aspects of fiction writing – dialogue, description, internal dialogue, worldbuilding – it’s important that it’s only used to the extent it’s needed.  If it becomes distracting or overwhelming, you’re misusing it.  These are my criteria for when dialogue descriptors become too much:

  • The description takes longer than the action it’s describing.  Descriptors become distracting if they take up too much time – just like if an actor held a facial expression for too long.  It would stall the scene, and the point would be lost.

How to test this: Put one of your dialogue-heavy scenes on your phone to test it out.  While looking at yourself in the mirror, have Siri (or Cortana or whatever the hell else) read your scene to you – while she does, act it out in the mirror.  Make the expressions and perform the body language.  Read the dialogue, external and internal.  Ill-timed or excessive description will become apparent to you this way.

  • The description is superfluous or too wordy.  Descriptive dialogue tags (e.g. “shouted,” “heckled,” “joked,” “complained”) and accompanying adverbs become superfluous if they describe something the dialogue already portrays.  Examples:

“I knew it was you!” she exclaimed.  (The exclamation point already states that it’s an exclamation.)

“You are so selfish!” he shouted angrily.  (You could get away with “shouted”, but it’s implied that the character is angry by their dialogue.)

“I thought you said you were free tonight,” she said in confusion, her eyebrows wrinkled.  (Confusion is apparent in the dialogue; also, the image of her eyebrows wrinkling is more powerful than the “Tell” version, “in confusion”.)

  • It doesn’t add to the scene.  Common descriptors, like raising eyebrows, blinking, swallowing, and shaking or nodding of the head are excessive in real life conversations, but not necessary in your scene.  If body language doesn’t affect the tone of the dialogue or move your characters through the scene (e.g. sitting down at a table) then it’s unnecessary and clutters the prose.

As for writing dialogue itself, I’ll refer you to this post I made a little while ago about dialogue improvement.  If you have any further questions, I’ll gladly take them :)  Happy writing!


If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!