whatever katya

Barbara, I did do it. I did try to… fuck her (laughs). You’d better believe it and when that fuckin’ ho, when that nasty diesel abolition oaky smokey bull dagger diesel dyke came in, she came into my house after having gone on the most arduous, tempestuous fitness journey and she, y'know, she shed that gothmer(?) caftan in the light of my boudoir, and her abs showed'th. Well, not really, I mean they weren’t super developed but she had a great bod and a huge fuckin’ deep freezer on the back of a minivan ass and I said ‘you gotta let me pound that keister man’ and she wouldn’t do it so I tried three more times and I think that she did- we did sort of… Snuggle, kind of like, like wrapped, like we were a couple of pieces of seaweed washed up on Hampton Beach and East Coasters know it’s real gross, and um, and we giggled into each other’s necks but no penetrative intercourse was had despite my best efforts but you know what, though? Hey, listen. You know what lasts longer than love? Money. Right, yeah. And in this economy, I am willing to Thelma and Louise it off that fiscal cliff with that ho any day. She’s the one I think of when I get out of bed in the morning and I go 'whhhhy’ and then I think of her and I’m like (white girl voice) 'why not? Whatever, it’s fun, ya’.
—  Katya, talking about Trixie
Barbara, 👱🏼‍♀️I did do it. I did try to… fuck her 🍆💦✨ (laughs). 🤣😭You’d better believe it 💯and when that fuckin’ ho, 💃🏼 when that nasty 😵 diesel 🚚 abolition oaky smokey 🌬bull 🐂dagger 🔪diesel dyke 👩‍❤️‍👩came in, she came into my house 🏡 after having gone on the most arduous, tempestuous fitness 🥊🤸🏻‍♀️journey and she, y'know, she shed that gothmer(?) caftan👗 in the light ✨of my boudoir, and her abs showed'th. 😱 Well, not really, 🤔I mean they weren’t super developed 😝 but she had a great bod 👍🏼and a huge fuckin’ deep freezer ❄️💨on the back of a minivan 🚐 ass 🍑💦and I said 🗣'you gotta let me pound🔨 💁🏼that keister man’ and she wouldn’t do it 😫so I tried three 3️⃣‼️more times and I think that she did- we did sort of… Snuggle, 💁🏼kind of like, like wrapped, 🎁like we were a couple✌🏼👯 of pieces of seaweed🍃 washed up 🌊💦on Hampton Beach 🏖and East Coasters ⚓️know it’s real gross, 🤢😷and um, and we giggled 🤣into each other’s necks 😲but no penetrative intercourse 🚫🍆💦was had despite my best efforts 🤷🏼‍♀️but you know what, though? Hey, listen. 🙋🏼You know what lasts longer than love? Money. 💰💡💎Right, yeah. And in this economy, 🇺🇸I am willing to Thelma and Louise 👯💃🏼it off that fiscal cliff ⛰with that ho 👱🏼‍♀️💋any day. She’s the one I think of when I get out of bed 🛏in the morning ☀️and I go ‘whhhhy’ 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔😩and then I think of her😍 and I’m like (white girl voice) 💁🏼'why not? Whatever, it’s fun, ya’.”

caviaartifex  asked:

Do something with Sombra! Sombra/Zarya or Sombra/Katya or Sombra/Symmetra or just Sombra being Sombra and booping someone!

Okay, I totally forgot the booping part. Whoops. 

Friends with Benefits - Katya x Sombra - SFW (sorry)

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Katya should have expected that woman would be back very soon. ‘Sombra’, was it? Whatever her name was, Katya should have known. People like that didn’t stay away from people like her for very long. 

When she returned, she’d cause another security breach, Katya assumed. Maybe alarms, drama, chaos—that seemed like the sort of situation Sombra liked to manufacture. She clearly had a flair for drama, after all.

What Katya didn’t expect was to wander into her office late at night after most of her staff had gone home and find herself suddenly face to face with

God! That woman, who was sitting poised on Katya’s executive table, legs casually crossed, shaking a Chinese Baoding Ball beside her ear and listening to it chime. “Huh,” she said, examining the ball. “Are these really all that relaxing? I always wondered.”

Katya’s breath caught in her throat. “You.”

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A/N 3 - Translation for the Russian words; 

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матрешка - matryoshka
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