"How on earth do you manage to keep those fangs of yours so sharp?"
Well, I brush them a lot, floss constantly, and make sure to whet them with whatever’s han– huh?
…that doesn’t sound very interesting? O-oh, um…
I m-mean, I brush my teeth with the blood of my enemies, floss with the bows of hunters, a-and use other monster’s tails to sharpen these killer tusks!!