whatever i'm supposed to tag this with

  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.
  • Isaac: If you hate me, tell the truth!
  • Isabel: I can't believe this.
  • Isabel: I'm the one who narrowly escaped with her life last night, lost one of her closest friends, nearly lost two others, got thrown under the bus by another friend, and found herself at the center of this stupid drama ball that has nothing to do with me while there is a BODY HIJACKER ON THE LOOSE WHO COULD BE TARGETING OUR FRIENDS and you want ME to make YOUR twisted worldview my priority right now??????
  • Isabel: Look, man, we all of self-esteem issues, but there's a time and a place for this pity party you're throwing yourself and it's NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL HALLWAY WHILE YOU'RE SCREAMING RUDE, UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS AT ME LIKE IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO TO TANGO.

anonymous asked:

Is baby Hannibal supposed to be under age? Or just tiny? It's doing me a concern. :/




“Where is he?”
“And I’m suppose to know this because?”
“…You work with him.”
“Yeah and I’m also not his mother but hey, here’s a question: Why are you even bothering him, Matt? Haven’t you done enough?”
“The fucks that suppose to mean?”
“It means I know what’s going on between you two and I can’t believe you’d do that to him…”
“…Yeah. You don’t know shit.”
“You really thought that was gonna work? Stupid.”
“No, but I do have a strong feeling and I swear if it’s what I think it is Matt so help me G—”
“—Did it ever occur to you that maybe you should just mind your fucking business? How ‘bout trying that for a change?”
“Whatever. Look he’s not here, okay? He was suppose to be… tweleve minutes ago, but I guess he’s just late. Which means, if you’re not buying a CD or something, you need to get outta here because I’m so over this.”

anonymous asked:

I getcha on Bayonetta. Most people I know talk about how she's ~subverting~ the trope of being objectified and so on, but ... one of the moves with a female bodied NPC involved a common bondage device. She has to be naked to do a lot of stuff. What, it HAD to be a hair suit? She's constantly sucking on a lollipop (but it's SMALL, someone yells from the back) and moving sexily. The game is fun and I like her personality, but I roll my eyes every time someone paints her as a Feminist Icon.

Yeah, pretty much.  The main crux of my original point was that the character designs in Bayonetta are cartoonishly grotesque.  But even if I liked the game’s aesthetic, I wouldn’t call the character empowering.   I totally get why people enjoy the over-the-top-ness of it all, but I feel like critiques of Bayonetta’s portrayal are very legitimate.

PSA: Don’t post anti-ship content during the ship’s ship-week

Don’t post anti-ship content during the ship’s ship-week.

Don’t post anti-ship content during the ship’s ship-week.

Don’t post anti-ship content during the ship’s ship-week.

Ship weeks bring out a lot of casual shippers who are here for cute/pretty/moving/angsty/whatever art and fic.

Keep the hate and the criticism and the meta for after. If someone sends you an ask, sit on it until the ship week is over, like, this really isn’t that hard people.

Ship weeks are supposed to foster positive energy, even for ships which you find personally distasteful.


It wasn’t until Allison took him shopping that Neil realized how comfortable girl clothes were.
It wasn’t until Andrew kissed and whispered against newly exposed skin, whispering “You’re a menace,” that Neil understood that this was okay, that he wasn’t breaking some unknown social norm.
It wasn’t until the rest of his family of Foxes told him how great he looked that he realized how confident the new clothes made him feel.
And it wasn’t until Allison pulled Neil aside and told him that he didn’t have to wear the clothes if he didn’t want to that he realized that he did want to.
This was one of the few things in his life that felt completely right.

this is a small gift for my beautiful friend @wymack, who got me obsessed with genderfluid!Neil (and who really really likes Neil in floral crop tops). thank you my smol bean for showing me the Light™. ily.

My dad’s ex was in art school in the 80s and Andy Warhol was supposed to lecture or whatever. Everyone was pumped but apparently Andy couldn’t be fucked to go so he sent a lookalike to impersonate him but the first thing the Warhol fake did was tell the kids he wasn’t actually Andy. I don’t remember what happened but I think they tried to sue Andy.

Anyway, fuck you fake Warhol you had one job.

INTP Moment #whatever

INTP: *Is thinking about many complex and contradictory (yet simultaneously parallel) ideas, attempting to make sense of them for enjoyment*

Person: What are you thinking about?

INTP: *Tries to explain the intensely abstract concepts but fails to adequately vocalize and describe them with language as a whole*

INTP: *Explains the idea in a way that is too simple to be an accurate representation of their thoughts, and becomes frustrated because they would like to further validate the actual idea they have*

Person: I don’t get it.

INTP: *Sigh*

INTP: I need to keep thinking.

anonymous asked:

Can we learn what's so important with Carter and gloves? I feel like I'm missing something.

There’s nothing HUGE about it. He Just very rarely removes them. I suppose its a personal thing for him. It just helps him separate himself from certain situations or jobs. If he can’t feel it,with his own hands, he can sort of ‘wash his hands of it’ or distance himself from ‘it’. Whatever the IT is. A job, a person, a deed. The gloves sort of signify his separation of his self, and what his Job requires him to do?

Let’s balance that last post of mine with something more… fluffy, shall we?

Weird texture is weird.

sluttttysurveycorps  asked:

Hate in the ereri tag is the literal worst bc it's the one place we're all suppose to just enjoy the ship, but people have to ruin it. Stay strong!! It'll pass. Personally I'm over it and it's more of a nuisance than me getting upset over it, but I've done my fair share of blocking blogs so it's been pretty clean for me so far. You got this!! just keep enjoying the ship <3333

Exactly and it seems like most haters don’t even acknowledge the relationship between Levi and Eren besides claiming it as “abusive” and “pedophilia”, but whatever. I usually bypass the hate, but there are times when it gets to be too much for me and I have to relieve the hurt and pain with some Ereri :’) And no worries! I will continue to believe in this ship for as long as I live, and hopefully there will be others who feel the same 😊 Thank you for cheering me up! It really means a lot to me ❤

Originally posted by narsumisakura26


tag yourself, I’m unoriginal

that guy: “someone serves to save the main character at the end” is suppose to say “somehow survives to save the main character at the end”

anonymous asked:

The tag is a mess and honestly this is kind of funny but I'm screaming at the same time

it’s hilarious to know that there’s a mutual feeling from everyone lmao. i’m just hoping whatever is supposed to happen, happens soon. 💚

anonymous asked:

Okay, so I'm not a huge blog and I'm trying to make my own posts and edits to gain followers. So, if I make a gif or write some meta about destiel.. Am I not supposed to tag it "Dean Winchester"? It sounds like I'll get attacked from bibros for it...Which I honestly don't really care about. Hate from bibros would probably mean I'm doing something right. I'm just wondering for general normal people tumblr etiquette, am I not supposed to tag shipping posts with the characters involved in the ship?

broseph you tag your shit whatever the fuck you want, bibros don’t own the goddamn internet and they certainly don’t own my ass