whatever i'm a cat

I decided to try something entirely new and am 100% pleased as all get out. Best viewed while listening to this (which is probably no surprise to anyone lol).

I guess the way I see it is, you either reveal your romance options or you gate flirts.

Like, maybe this is just me, but as a… chick for chicks, let’s say, a ladybro for ladybros, a spectre for spectres… the conversation where the woman you’ve been flirting for several interactions with who’s given no prior indication that she’s straight tells you she’s so not into it? That’s not a clever game mechanic. 

(Oh, it’s realistic, sure, but it’s realistic in the way that a daily shit is realistic, and funny how you don’t see much of that realism in video games.)

It keeps being treated by the writers as this fun thing - explore! discover! you’ll see, haha! - when the interaction they’re describing is one that isn’t even a little fun in real life. When it’s so closely related to the reality that when I came out as bi, years ago, all my straight female friends had to pull me aside and make sure I knew that they weren’t interested in women. (Despite the fact that I was married at the time.) There’s no real awareness on their part that I can see that for a specific group of people that kind of conversation has extremely negative connotations in real life that it doesn’t hold for others.

It’s not about entitlement, or being able to romance whoever you want. It’s about wanting to play a goddamn video game about scanning virtual rocks and seducing aliens without having to sit through the pained-smile-’well-as-long-as-you-know-i’m-not…-you-know’ speech in two fucking galaxies at once.

  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.
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Marvin the magnificent human cat.

this was funnier in my head

I love how I have all these posts that are like ‘I don’t ship supercat but that was totally supercat’ and like thou doth protest too much?

Who do I ship Kara with?
Cat? Sure!
Lena? Abso-friggin-lutely
James? 100%
Diana Prince? Yupp
Lucy Lane? Why not

shsl-shipper-hhh  asked:

Ah it’s okay it’s just I was watching black butler and one of the episodes reminded me of your au XD

okAY GOOd, thANK U I…. always worry about this sort of thing… i worry about it everytime i make a blog…..

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Cat Grant Appreciation Week 1/7 
Obviously one of the big reasons I love Cat Grant is that she’s one half of my OTP and like 9 of the reasons that SuperCat is my OTP is Cat Grant but there is so much more to Cat than that. This Cat Grant Appreciation Week I will refrain entirely from using any supercat moments, in order to highlight how much I appreciate Cat Grant even without all the great shipping.

Favorite Scene: Cat x Kara scenes aside, Mrs. Grant, Queen of All Media, CEO of CatCo and spectacular journalist, is so amazing, in part for her ability to inspire others. Besides inspiring an unbelievable amount of fan art, she also inspires people. Thats why this is one of my favourite scenes because it’s one of the first times we see that side of her without the stone-cold boss persona she so easily hides behind. We see her brilliance in action, and the side of her that wants to do good and make the world a better place and inspire people to do better, which is one of the things that made me fall in love with her as a character in the first place.

+Bonus
this beautiful face she makes whatever she’s doing

Yoshikage for my cat-loving friend

Lily S. Evans

JILY CHALLENGE | @thecupcakeconsumer vs. @aly-cat-scat

Muggle AU Theme: “I tried to be slick and write my number on your napkin but you wiped it all over your face and oh there’s pen ink all over you now, lemme get that for you.”

Notes: I thought it would wind up being James who made a fool of himself but let’s see yeah nope that didn’t happen. Even better.


     She was Lily Evans. Sometimes, her friends called her Lily S. - the ‘S’ stood for smooth.

     (Okay, they didn’t actually. But she could pretend.)

     Unfortunately for one Lily Evans, however, today was proving to be anything but a Lily day.

     And, curiously enough, it had all started with a dog.

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I don’t - sorry? This is all I could think about when I saw the picture. 8)

Stream on consciousness, little word-doodle.


You feel like you’re drowning. Water pouring in up to your eyes, sloshing and ebbing with every desperate flail of your hands to grasp a hold onto anything. Something that is solid, and makes sense—because nothing about this does. The tired weight in your bones is cosmic and eternal, something that just can’t be shaken off without bother. Its daisy chained in with the burn in your chest that is a shattered planet and a ruined reason—and all those little failures that tug and chew and fester inside you.

“This is no time for a pity party.”

Turning around you find her. She’s sat atop an upturned barrel, legs crossed primly and hands folded in her lap—she’s tilted slightly at the chin, but perfectly glossed lips are smiling. You’d taken three years to narrow down the color of her eyes—spread your paints out on your bedroom floor when you couldn’t sleep. Chromium, Deep Green, Cobalt Green, Phthalo, Perylene—a thousand and one colors, and it hadn’t been until she’d left that you realize it was Celadon. Pale green, almost jade—wise, and soft, and strong.

Something beautiful and classic.

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anonymous asked:

can u stop harassing minors actually? ppl who like this movie r probably actually 13 and ,, i cant imagine being 13 and facing legitimate harassment for liking a stupid fucking movie???? get off ur "LOL CRINGE!!! 12 YEAR OLD FAIL" bullshit and let children be children. ur not gonna walk up to an actual 9 year old in the park and giv em hell for pretending to be a warrior cat so dont do it online, asshole

someone reblog and add emojis to dis…new copypasta idea

anonymous asked:

hey about the coraline au?? first of all, bEAUTIFUL AU GOOD JOB but I have a suggestion? so for Mr. B I saw that you were talking about Space Kid or QM for the role, but consider,, Preston!! his jumping squirrels routine would fit his acting character, since the routine IS a show! also?? Mr. B's eccentric personality fits really well too! anyways, that's just my opinion :0 what do you think?

aaaaa thank you!! and yeah i’ve thought about preston as him as well!! my friend even suggested that he’d teach the squirrels shakespeare ajhfbka