whatever hannah

Oblivious

Summary:  Prompt for Negan’s Smut Week 2017: “I guess I didn’t notice.” Negan needs to spell somethings out for one of his wives.

Warnings: It’s smut week. Do I really need to do this? Fine. Fluffy smut and language.

Word Count: 2070

Tags: @negansmutweek @negans-network

Originally posted by rikkisixx

She knocked on the door, staring at the floor as she waited for a sign to enter. She pulled at her tight dress. She didn’t have to wait long. Negan swung the door wide open. Her eyes traveled up taking in his long legs and lean form. Dark jeans. White shirt. He wasn’t wearing his signature jacket which was a shame. He was so menacing and dominant in that jacket. People knelt before him as he sauntered around the Sanctuary sheathed in that black leather. Of course, she didn’t have a problem kneeling for him in whatever he wore.

“Hannah banana! Get the fuck in here. Give your husband a god damn kiss, doll.”

She threw her arms around his neck as she placed a soft open kiss on his mouth. He needed no further invitation and invaded her mouth with his tongue. She moaned softly. His right hand grabbed a fistful of her chocolate tresses while his left grabbed a handful of ass. She nibbled his lip and gently sucked on his tongue.

“Whoa there, hot stuff, we need to fucking talk about something first,” he pulled her all the way in to the room and shut the door behind him.

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honestly it is 100% bullshit that David got so much credit for his evolution in the game or whatever and Hannah was never given a second glance for her equally strong transformation. the only difference is that David made himself an obvious target whereas Hannah flew under the radar so that she was only a target by proxy. 

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so, _gryffindors on instagram (who sadly does not have tumblr) is renovating their house. they ripped up the floor and hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS THERE. HANNAH EXORCISED WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS, HER CHRISTIAN MOTHER SCREAMED, AND HER KITCHEN LIGHTS WON’T STOP FLICKERING. WHAT DOES ONE DO IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION WHEN IT’S REAL LIFE AND NOT A TV SHOW??? SAM AND DEAN, WHERE ARE YOU??!

I don’t understand why people don’t believe celebrities use fake relationships for publicity, I mean for goodness sake, Hannah Montana even did an episode on it!

whatever you do, don’t try to imagine michael dressing his and your kids in pikachu onesies and have them learn the alphabet of aerobics as their alphabets and also don’t imagine michael singing p!atd as their lullabies and when they grow up, don’t also imagine that michael would be the type of dad that will understand when his kid says ‘five more minutes’ and even help him out on his or her video game and bring the food up to them

you imagined it didn’t you

you rebel, i like you

“Together” - Digital Oil Painting

What I love about this painting is its ambiguity. This can be Ten and Rose on some beautiful planet, it can be Tentoo and Rose enjoying a quiet moment, but it can also be Alec Hardy and Rose or Hannah Baxter sitting on the little dock outside Alec’s little blue house. Whatever pairing catches your fancy, this is them. Together.

This is NOT a Photoshop filter, every stroke is painted by me.

If you woke up  thinking “I need some Phil with a parasol” then today is your lucky day!

I’d be lying If I said this wasn’t a little bit inspired by animal crossing

whatever you do don’t think about how excited carmilla probably was for her date with laura

don’t think about how she probably picked out her corset specially, and how she went out of her way to get really fancy champagne

don’t think about how she was looking forward to one night without her mother, or any missing girls, where she could just relax and spend time with someone she genuinely liked

and do not think about how she must have felt when she was ambushed, and realised that laura saw her as what everyone else did: a monster.