whatever batman

person: ugh i hate my parents 

bruce wayne: parents? 😔😩 i remember my parents 👪 i remember the way they died, bleeding in an alley 🏢⚰️😭⚰️🏬 now i dedicate my life in the fight for justice 🕵️🤜nothing in this world has any meaning ‼️😢 except what you make of it ✊️🦇

Alright, I’ve succumbed to the trash clown, goddamnit.

One of my fave things to think about is Jonathan just being himself and straight up being savage without provocation because that’s his default and Jervis just looking scandalized at how rude he’s being and gasping his name in reprimand.

Ed: hey guys what’s kickin–
Jonathan: not the roadkill you obviously skinned for that idiotic scarf.
Jervis: *gasp* JONATHAN!

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Top 10 Best Female Villains in Cinema

  • 1) Catherine Tramell (Basic Instinct)
  • 2) Alex Forrest (Fatal Attraction)
  • 3) Annie Wilkes (Misery)
  • 4) Eve Harrington (All About Eve)
  • 5) Phyllis Dietrichson (Double Indemnity)
  • 6) Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
  • 7) Catwoman (Batman Returns)
  • 8) Baby Jane Hudson (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?)
  • 9) Joan Crawford (Mommie Dearest)
  • 10) Mrs. Danvers (Rebecca)

you know, i do think it’s fun to point out how the delicate moral quandaries of batman and the joker, such as, “why doesn’t batman kill the joker?” or “does batman create his villains?” were translated in lego batman to ask something like, “why does the joker sound like he means “fuck” when he says “fight?””

but at the same time, it’s also not… so… different. lego joker was going to blow up / destroy an entire city to preserve he and batman’s relationship. is that really so much better or less intense than killing for batman’s attention? i know lego joker is cute, and i know it’s a children’s movie. beside the point.

what i’m saying is that if you ship it in the lego batman movie, you can’t really call it gross in other verses. uh, more or less.

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Goodnight, stars in the big night sky.
Goodnight. Goodbye.
Goodnight.

Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader?, Neil Gaiman.

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experimental Quinnie thing… I actually drew it ages ago but I totally screwed up the shading and did it on the same layer as the coloring and didn’t feel like redoing it… finally I decided to finish the picture, I colored but didn’t really do much shading this time. But I used eye-burning colors, oops.

I also redid her face 10000 times but it looked terrible every time including this one so I just gave up and left it, oops.