whatelse :)

me: *tries to find the most tragic, heartbreaking, disgusting, immoral, incestuous, unhealthy, violent, and very mentally unstable ship that may at times be also very rare in the fandom*

me: *points at that ship* that one, I want that one.

anonymous asked:

Drabble Prompt: AU scenario where the skaters mistake the triplets for Yuuri's kids when they first meet him, possibly when he brings them to the skater-only area as a b-day treat, or something? (Kudos if you can work in jealous!Victor somehow, but the skaters having a fun reaction would be A+, tbh. Would be lovely if you could include Chris and/or Yurio :D )

Viktor had a crush.  Actually it was worse than that,  Viktor had a Crush<sup>TM</sup>.

It was the reason that he’d been so excited to be assigned to the NHK Trophy.  His crush was also assigned.

It was such a remarkably sized crush that whenever he caught sight of him, Viktor’s heart did a little flip and he had to catch his breath.  Especially if Viktor spotted him while he was stretching.  If Viktor managed to catch him stretching – and Viktor definitely tried to – it was like Nirvana.  He could have died and gone to heaven.  He would be every cliche in the great big book of cliches.

It was such a remarkably sized crush that Viktor had skated into the wall the day before.  His adorable crush had gone wide-eyed and then dropped gaze and hurried off.

Chris had laughed at him.

New day, new attempt to impress.  Viktor could do it!

Except that there were three little girls pulling his crush in every single direction.  One in pink, one in blue, and one in purple and all speaking in rapid-fire Japanese.

“He has children?!”

Chris was staring right beside him.  “I had no idea.  He must have been really young when he had them.  He’s only twenty-one now.  Not that Yuuri talks much about himself.  When you can get him to talk.”

Viktor dropped his head into his hands.  “My life is over.  How can we live happily ever after with 2.5 children in a cute cottage with a white picket fence if he already has three kids.  That’s a half too many.”  Viktor sighed.  “And a dog.  But I’ll bring the dog.”

“Then you’ll be a dog over.  Yuuri has one too.  A fluffy brown thing.  I’ve seen pictures.”  Chris paused.  “Also, neither of you are American and it’s not the 1950s.”

Viktor waved off Chris’s comments focusing on the important part of the conversation.  “He’d show you pictures of his dog, but not his kids?”

“Oh, no, he was showing his friend, that Thai skater, new in the series this year.  I happened to look over his shoulder.”  Chris smiled as the kids all surrounded an Italian skater who looked like he wanted to climb up the nearest flag pole to escape them.  Yuuri was bowing and apologizing and trying very hard to corral his unruly offspring.  “All three of us were at Skate Canada.”

“So they get a hot dad and a cute puppy?”  Viktor frowned.  His life was so not fair.  He wanted a hot Yuuri and a cute puppy.  Well, another puppy since he already had Makkachin.

Then the three girls were upon them, doing spins and jumps and Viktor had to admit to being impressed.  They already had pretty good form, but whatelse was to be expected when their dad was perfection when it came to dancing form.

“Viktor!  Chris!  Viktor!”  All three were shouting over each other and holding out autograph cards.  “Please! This is the best present ever!”

Chris laughed and took a card from each of the girls and started writing.  “What are your names, girls?”

“Axel!” “Loop!” “Lutz!”

“Wrong.  Their names are Aiko, Ruri, and  Miyū.  Even your mother wasn’t crazy enough to name you after figure skating jumps.”  Yuuri walked up behind them and sighed.  “I’m so sorry.  I said I would take them around and instead they are taking me around and bothering everyone and the organizers are never going to let me do anything like this again.”  Yuuri rubbed the back of his head.

Viktor handed over the last card with a tight smile just as a woman approached.  “Oh my god!  It’s Viktor Nikiforov!  Girls! It’s Viktor Nikiforov!”  She grabbed Yuuri’s upper arm.  “Yuuri, it’s Viktor Nikiforov!”

Viktor smiled at the woman even though he could feel his heart cracking into a million pieces.  “You have absolutely adorable children.”

“Yeah, Yuuri, why didn’t you tell us you had kids?”  Chris asked while taking a selfie with the three.

“WHAT?!”

The young woman had started laughing next to a flabbergasted Yuuri.  “Oh, wait until I tell my husband that all the skaters thought the triplets were yours.  I’m sure he wouldn’t hesitate to hand them over to you, Yuuri.  Are you ready to be a dad to these three hellions.”

Yuuri shook his head.  “To those three?  I couldn’t even handle watching them for fifteen minutes.  The nearly chased Michele Crispino up a support post, kept talking to Otabek Altin even when it was obvious that they’d worn out even his patience.  Tried to climb up the stands when they saw the Junior skater they like, Yuri Plisetsky, and then attacked Viktor Nikiforov and Christophe Giacometti.  I can barely co-parent three hamsters.  Your three are too much.”  Yuuri turned to face Viktor and Christophe and bowed.  “Thank you for being such good sports.”

Viktor stared as they walked away, the three girls still clinging to Yuuri.

“That was cute.”

Viktor smiled at Chris.  “He’d make a great dad.  Think he’d be interested in adopting 2.5 children with me?”

Chris clapped him on the back.  “Don’t get ahead of yourself Nikiforov.  First you’ve got to figure out how to talk to him.  He was right here and you didn’t even say a word to him.”

Fearlesskiki’s Appreciation Post (edition 4)

412 Tumblr followers

877 Notes in a Tumblr meme (Evil Kermit football version)

337 Notes in a Tumblr meme (Footballers as Pokemon)

48 Notes in Tumblr for a caption comic (It’s Super Manu)

953 kudos and 182 comments in AO3

85 Bookmarks in AO3

147 Kudos for a single fanfiction People Fall in Love in Mysterious Ways

20 Subscribers for a single fanfiction Wait For Me


I know that the numbers are simply nothing to be brag about (I’m pretty sure people had achieved more than me) but this is a nice reminder that there are real people out there that appreciate the work that you put out. A very good signal boost that I’m sure everyone loves. Yesterday one of my readers offered to translate one of my fics into Chinese. And you can imagine the joy I had when I read that message.


Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love and love come in many different ways and shapes.  I thought it would be fitting to post today. (this should be posted last month but shhh…) Anyway, let’s start with some special mentions:


To all my followers! Thank you for putting up for everything that I’ve done. I know I’m not perfect but thank you for being there especially those who had followed me for a long time.


To the lovely @bayer-mund , my bestie, my OTP and my little sister. I’m still thankful that you reached out and get to know me. Otherwise, my introvert self will never ever have a true friend like you. Thank you for laughing with all my Lahm jokes, although I can’t differentiate if you really enjoy those Lahm jokes or just being super nice XD And thank you for being my other support system ♥


@half-fallen time zone is such an evil thing! We never get to chat for a long time :( But you know I always love you ♥ and your fics ♥


@thomastuchels I’m so happy to get to know you through Secret Santa program! I missed you and I hope we could find some time and chat again. Ahhh…


@bastischweinski @marcoasensioss  @edenshazards @heyzard  I’m so happy to know all of you, especially since we have so many things in common…. Roger Roger… I’m really looking forward to the journey that is going to bring me. 


@aussenrist15 @basthiago @leupolz I still love you and will love you forever.


@footballerindreams @acercrea @gayern-munchen @satansfavouritegirl @incredybala @india-force @rechargeable-battery @rowan-fcb @saintneuer @crazy-fangirl @satanic-horsemen @teamraikkonen @thomasmulli Mutuals that I really I hope we can talk more often but my introvert self is just sucks to be a friend. Bye. And also, time zone still sucks.


@osondu-imafidon  it is lovely to meet you and I hope we can have more fun together.


@penalteaze Thank you for your wonderful V-day card! It tickles my bone and I hope you enjoy mine.


For the rest, I’m sorry that I’m unable to give a special mention to everyone but I still love you very much (and I hope ya’ll don’t change your url so often lol). To those that create gifs and amazing contents, thank you for your hard work that decorates my blog ♥ Also to those who read my fics and follow me here from AO3, (I know who and who) I love you the most.


0-C

@3one3 @acciothirteen @0503216 @adamnlallana @allesmulleroderwas @amyharripersad @annalewandowska-style @anthea-afh @apfelschuerrle @apocalypticwriter @as-seen-on-disney @asstoine @aubatman @aurorgravcs @bavarian-pretzel @bayernkink @bbarahel @benedikthummels @benehoewedes @bvb-will-never-walk-alone @calumchambers @captainfips @chasingpegasus @crazy-for-kloppo @cutereus 


D-G

@daysofdeutsch @dailydortmund @deutschtaeglich @diegelbewand @dieroten-bayern @diuvivatbvb @draxlerr @dxbayern @elliesjoy @elliesbeatingheart @ethereal-elephant @fakecheesepizza @fatherpique @federerblog @federersroger @flavenne @flowers-underfoot @football-hqs @football-s @footballblogsdirectory @footballconfessions @footballcrown @frommybeautifulmind @fromyouraveragegirl @fuckyeahowedes @fulldazeobjec @fussballgoth @fyeahneuer @gerraaard @goalretzka @golden-skies-ahead @grantixhaka


H-L

@hellograce2513 @herrkimmich @hummxlz @immersudkurve @irenydraws @james-milner @jacksannie @jarzardart @jordanshenderson @khanhtruc02 @klopporules @koenigreus @kopzone @kopzonehq @kopzonedaily @lahmageddon @lahmz @laroja-wardrobe @leomessiforever @lernen-sie-deutsch-mit-mir @lesbleusthroughandthrough @lesliefcbayern @lewandioski @lewanlordski @liebandowski @lionelandresmessii @lizclimo @loriskariius21 @love-whatelse @lukanotmodric @lukaszpiszcat  


M-P

@manuelnewer @manusbananu @manuwallneuer @marcohan @marchisio-s @marcoverreus @mariogoetze @messifangirl @miasanmuller @miasanmannschaft @milanpique @mnlnr @moreira-marinho @nikbok94 @oficialmuller @oh-my-schurrle @oh-marco-you-so-fine @papirafinha @pcdolski @pei3325 @perks-of-being-chinese @piquedly @plszczek @poetry-in-motion-tra-la-la-la @positivedoodles @princeofdortmund @princephilipplahm  


R-Z

@radiomuller @reuer @reusful @reusment @reusloverforever @robholding @sashapique @sampers @sandra-delaiglesia-fanarts @sassybartra @seventeenlovesthree @satandowski @shakelikeshakira @shootballx @skribblings @sterndesuedens @teandkimi @thekopscout @thenormalone1892 @thisblogwillstillbeyourdownfall @thomasmuellerfcbayern @thomasmxller @withhopeinourheart @wojshere @woodyinholover @wtfduolingo @xjuventusfootballclub @yespodolski @yidee @zedtheartist @zetagirly


I really hope I didn’t miss out anyone! (If I did, please give me a nudge or message) All of the mentioned blogs are certified safe (by yours truly) so you don’t need to worry about being bulliedAll of them are very friendly to all gender, sexual preference, races, and religions.


#standing with an army

You've heard of Eunwoo's abs, now get ready for:

• how fluffy his hair is
• that he has world’s best smile
• he is 100% the greatest mom
• he’s learning English and Chinese
• he’s always updating Arohas
• (that he’s a lame memey minionfucker)
• how sweet he is with Moonbin???
• he lets all the members sit on his lap
• he’s so sweet and not awk w/ fanboys
• he has a really soft amazing voice
• he’s works so hard to improve his dancing for us and for Astro
• he’s a really great actor
• he looks really good without makeup
• he can play piano
• he has beautiful brown eyes!!!

Honestly the list goes on but you get the point!!! Love our string bean because he’s a lame dork cutie pie!!!