So Chat Noir has the reputation in the Miraculous fandom for incurable punning, because Ladybug and Chat both make puns, but Ladybug occasionally rolls her eyes at his while he rolls with hers without comment, making incidents generally more memorable.

So I know the ‘Marinette hates puns’ interpretation is common, but.

What if Ladybug just thinks her puns are better.

Supergirl episode 2x13 was a very weird episode, to say the least. What’s even weirder is that Mxyzptlk (I totally copied and pasted his name) wasn’t the strangest thing that happened during the ep. I mean, skipping the whole shooting at Supergirl scene, where you can clearly see the people behind her that didn’t give a shit about the gunshots - which, I mean, I know America has a huge gun problem, but I don’t think that’s quite how it works -, or the flying car that went on fire immediately after hitting the ground (my friend has been in a car accident where the car ended up upside down, and she would be dead if cars were so easy to explode)… Leaving all of these things behind… what the fuck was that?
Don’t get me wrong, good for Winn who now has a girlfriend (#winnforthewin!)(<– yeah, don’t comment that), although she seems fled from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and her whole entrance and then their relationship development was freaking rushed (they might as well proposed to each other in perfect Mr. Mxyzptlk style at that point), and awesome for Sanvers, even though they hadn’t so much screentime this time either (which they kinda promised to us, but I guess Mon’Ew closeups were somehow more important…), but the whole episode felt like a patchwork thing to me.

I have to say that Kara’s happiness is my happiness (and damn, how incredibly gorgeous she was in this episode), so I’ve sadly accepted that is extremely unlikely that she’s gonna end up with Lena (what a waste of chemistry, though… ugh, it pains me), but that said, Flann’El is really such a poor choice. In this episode in particular he behaved like a total douche, all testosterone a no synapses, just straight up trying to punch the guy, practically demanding his execution and then challenging him to a duel for what? Kara’s hand? In which century does he think they are??
I didn’t like that he was completely ignoring the fact that Kara is a strong woman - like… super strong -, perfectly capable of handling a random idiot - although provided with insane powers -, and he kept whining about this guy, while doing and saying such stupid things, only because he felt threatened. This is such typical of straight man, the pulling up a chaos because their pride is hurt or threatened and they have to show to the girl that they’re strong and bla bla bla. This is so wrong in any scenario, but in this one? In this one it’s nuts. That’s Supergirl, you idiot! She stops planes and missiles! She’s bulletproof! She flies, for Rao’s sake, she ain’t a damsel in distress and she told you! You can fill me with all the reasons why he behaved like that, like that he cares so much to Kara that he lost it, but that’s still incredibly immature and he ain’t a teenager: he’s supposed to be an adult.
I just hate to see women having to keep the men on the right path ‘cause they can’t keep their shit together by themselves and they have to be schooled all the time.

Anyway, zero Lena’s mentions in this Valentine’s episode. We had Luthors for the real Valentine’s Day, so I’ll pretend that’s enough…

emmafromthatonenight - A CS AU

7,500 words of what happened after Killian and Emma met at a bar one night, and then when she contacted him via instagram 10 months later. I know that many amazing, wonderful, lovely readers do not care for CS baby fics. So this is a warning- this fic is not for you. 

The bar was exactly what he needed tonight. Dark. Dingy. Someplace no one would ever expect to find Killian Jones. He’d been invited to many parties, all at trendy places a few miles to the west in hipper areas of Boston, but tonight he just wanted to drink around real people with real lives and real problems. Not people whose sole purpose in talking to him was to see what he could do for them. To see if any of that “Killian Jones” magic could transform their lives. It couldn’t. He couldn’t help anyone.

He’d turned his sorrow and skill with a guitar into a successful career, but that was it. It has brought him no happiness, and he had nothing to share with anyone else.

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Heya! It’s been like… two months (I think, I have no idea really) since I first started doing the rp thing here and this is probably the first time I’ve ever felt so welcome while rping. I’m still a nervous wreck, but I’ve met so many wonderful people that I can’t even imagine my life without anymore and it’s hella great. I never thought anything would really come of this, but I’m so glad that it did and that I’m able to be a part of such a wonderful rp community. I love everyone so much, like seriously. But here goes the part where I mention people under a read more because I wrote way too much and I need to chill.

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the foxes as internet memes
  • neil josten: i lived bitch
  • kevin day: the cask of amontillado
  • andrew minyard: move i'm gay
  • renee walker: dark kermitt
  • allison reynolds: handsome squidward
  • dan wilds: dj khaled's snapchats
  • matt boyd: do it, for him
  • nicky hemmick: bad one direction imagines
  • aaron minyard: [white guy blinking.gif]
cute tiny things that melt my giant heart

(not all because I’d be here forever)
-when the tiny hugs the giants finger
-tinies reaching up for hugs with the gimme gimme hands
-shy shy quiet tinies being curious
-loud tinies climbing up the giants shirt to talk to them or just to climb
-tinies squeaking when you poke them or pick them up (thanks dork friend for talking with me bout this lol)
-blushy flustered tiny
-the tiny making the giant blushy and flustered
-tiny kisses
-tiny hugs
-my smol ; )


(x) has this been done yet? (๑•̀ㅂ•́) ✧ ? LOLOL

idek what this is supposed to be. rhys has enough memory for the both of them BAHAHA there’s a reason i dont draw xD SOMEONE ELSE DO IT BETTER PLZ ;3

Don’t re-paste/copy/save for yourself and then forget the original post and upload it yourself later/be a fuckin’ douchebag or i will come after you. :)

so i hit 1k recently and that’s something i never thought i’d get. ever. i’ve been on this website for so long and been through so many different fandoms it’s pretty crazy. anyways i thought to “celebrate” this small milestone i’d do a follow forever to showcase all the amazing people i follow! (which isn’t that many so this is gonna be pretty small whoops)   ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

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