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Kim Seokjin's Shoulders

anonymous asked: I don’t know if this is closed and if it is I’m sorry but what about a Jin shoulder appreciation? You could land a plane on them… And they’re great leg rests😘

omg sorry this was so late AND YES U RITE they would be great leg rests 


u can land a plane on here my god 

shit blew me up

Jen djdnd

just look at the shoulder difference my god i mean i love jimins shoulders too they great but jin’s…

all my sins r forgiven 

well damn

No

closer pic

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Jsnsis

two things are in this photo….both equally satisfying 

*screams*

No

No

oh hELL NO

wHAT

oh my what a cutie 

oh SHIT NEVERMIND 

damn 

I’M TRIPPIN

look he knows what he’s doing to us 

just stOP


i hope u liked it

gifs and pics aren’t mine

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM (SPOILER ALERT!!)

- Harry Potter theme GAHHH

- fantastic beasts logo pew pew

- cue grindelwald with hair like the malfoys???

- newt whispering to his suitcase to stop his beasts from making noise inside

- hugs suitcase GAHHH

- luggage gets checked, lock keeps flipping open lmao

- what the hell is tearing up the city holy shit there are rips in the ground and omg what what what

- portentina casually eats a hot dog

- EZRA MILLER MY CHILD

- niffler activated

- niffler gets loose in the bank

- newt tries to get back that furry beast

- jacob discovers occamy egg

- casually brings egg into interview with him about bakery loan

- “hey mr british guy, i think your egg is hatching”

- casually apparates with a no-maj to the bank vaults to get the niffler which is promptly stuffing it’s belly with a goddamn gold bar. really.

- jacob is so confused

- newt tickling the niffler to get it to drop all it has stolen awwww

- casually apparates with a no-maj outside the bank

- jacob whacks newt on the head with suitcase HAHAHA

- porpentina whisking newt away to MACUSA (what the hell)

- lift elf???

- wand polishing elf???

- porpentina works in the wand permit office after being demoted hmm why was she demoted from an auror hmmm

- graves comes to talk to her, opens newt’s case to find baked goods

- dun dun dun him and Jacob swapped cases

- mad rush to find jacob

- jacob gets attacked by creatures, demiguise, occamy chick, niffler, erumpent and billiywig escape

- “a moth i think” newt you’re not filling anyone

- niffler be hiding in the wall sneaky little bastard

- so graves befriended credence who he thinks to be a squib

- credence gets called a freak by shaw HOW DARE YOU ASSHOLE

- “I’m not supposed to be bringing guys home”

- queenie just casually reading everyone’s minds

- queenie being adorable

- queenie making the strudel gahhh

- boys get made hot cocoa

- newt casually just stepping into his suitcase like its no big deal, asks jacob to follow

- starts feeding all his creatures AHHHHHH

- thunderbirddddddddddd

- is the reason he came to america in the first place omg

- mooncalves look like baby llamas with huge eyes omg adorable

- graphorn’s be licking his face like

- “mummy’s here” save my soul please

- newt getting all sad about his creatures being in foreign environment, nooo don’t be saddd

- finds niffler in a jewellery shop

- trying to be a stand

- good lord

- sequence of newt flying round the shop on cabinets and spinning on a chandelier what even

- accio niffler

- they get showered in jewellery and get caught by cops

- and then a lion

- an actual lion

- shows up

- what the hell???????

- girls hear noise from Central Park

- “but we made them cocoa…”

- newt strapping jacob into protective gear, “your skull is susceptible to damage”

- erumpent cornering a hippo because it wants to mate HAHAHA

- newt performing a mating dance to get its attention

- at this point i didn’t know how to react with all the weird things he was doing bless adorable newt

- cue running across the snow and ice and capturing the erumpent

- dun dun dun here comes tina (porpentina) who turns them in (WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

- obscurus kills shaw at his rally dun dun dun

- they get arrested and newt cries out for his case and its contents not to be harmed continuously. i started tearing up, he really loves his creatures, it was heart breaking

- he looks absolutely shattered when he’s being interrogated by graves who discovers the obscuris he’s been holding onto after separating it from its host before she died

- graves assigns both newt and tina death penalties

- the way they issue the death penalties is awful

- they make use of one’s happy memories to drag them into the veil of sorts. it’s terrifying.

- credence gets whipped by his mum my poor boy nooooo

- porpentina got demoted because she tried to attack his mum

- PICKETT THE BOWTRUCKLE TO THE RESCUE PICKING HANDCUFF LOCKS YAS

- newt sends out swooping evil to rescue tina

- at the same timeeee

- queenie rescues jacob yay

- cue heart to heart between queenie and jacob over owls and pigeons lmao

- THE QUEST TO FIND THE DEMIGUISE

- they casually go to some club

- newt spells his tie into a bow so cute

- “never seen a house elf before”

- “my uncle’s a house elf”

- cue giggle water oh my god

- dun dun dun newt pretends to sell pickett and rescues him after

- TO THE DEMIGUISE

- credence is given a deathly hallows pendant to contact grave good lord

- demiguise looks like old lady with really long fur holding handbag full of candy oh my god cute

- “it’s babysitting” holy shit demiguise be looking after the huge occamy chick ;-;

- flying cockroach

- tiny teapot

- they all go into the suitcase

- cue newt’s really old photo of his really old friend from hogwarts who was a LESTRANGE

- dun dun dun credence discovers the child who is the obscurus aka modesty (is she really?) and finds a wand

- mother proceeds to break wand WHYYYYYYY YOU AWFUL CULT WOMAN

- all hell breaks loose (mother dies YASSSSSSSSSSSSS)

- graves finds credence, completely betrays credence, realises credence is the obscurus dun dun dun plot twist as an obscuris can’t live past the age of ten :o

- cue newt trying to save credence

- cue tina following him

- cue Jacob not wanting to be left behind

- andddddd fight sequence go!

- i swear to god MACUSA don’t know how to take goddamn orders. they flipping killed credence. newt could have saved him. good lord.

- another plot twist, graves, isn’t graves

- newt be like uses his creatures to stop graves and tina has grown pretty close to the swooping evil huh

- reveal yourself dude

- dun dun dun (so many of these omg) GRAVES IS GRINDELWALD (JOHNNY DEPP DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN)

- so now that the whole city knows about magic the world is screwed right? nope.

- cue thunderbird that showered the whole city with a venom that when properly diluted can be used to obliviate someone.

- newt saves the day

- newt is so affectionate towards the thunderbird i cannot even help my soulllllllll

- I CRIED AT THIS PART OKAY THEY HAD TO OBLIVIATE JACOB HELP ME THEY MADe HIM GO OUT IN THE RAIN AND EVEN NEWT WAS CRYING AND QUEENIE KISSED HIM AND I JUST CANT HANDLE MY FEELINGS OKAY

- cue newt bumping into jacob again at the can factory and swapping their suitcases so he gets one full of silver occamy egg shells to start his bakery

- HIS FLIPPING BAKED GOODS ARE BASED ON ALL OF NEWT’S CREATURES. DEMIGUISE COOKIES. NIFFLER PUFFS. ERUMPENT BREAD. HELP MY SOUL.

- queenie visits bakery, let me cry

- newt be like ties string round his suitcase to stop it from opening erm, that’s not gonna work friend

- has to leave new york

- “how would you feel about me giving you a copy of my book in person?”

- tina is so happy that she’ll be able to see newt again

- BLESS MY SOUL THE SHOW WAS SO GOOD I FELL FOR THIS WORLD ALL OVER AGAIN SIGHHHH

excuse any spelling errors i watched the show yesterday and i rushed this when i woke up HAHAHAHA

anonymous asked:

Namjoon is 181cm? I'm that tall so how the hell? I'm a male ARMY and when I got to meet them Namjoon was taller (I was officially measured for basketball). Also Namjoon treats his male fans extremely well, like he gives us so much attention

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT DON’T DO THIS TO ME 

WHAT THE FUCK THANK YOU FOR THIS INFO AND BLESS YOU my man is taller than I thought/what he’s been saying

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and omg I’m so happy to hear that, what isn’t he good at honestly? wow :’) always so kind and caring isdglikng 

things to consider
  • dylan and eric being the cliche couple youtubers that everyone loves to hate. “hey eric, people in the comments say they ship us”  “tell them i wish i could ship them straight to hell”
  • eric hating smartphones because ‘it doesn’t make any fucking sense, dylan!!!!’ and dylan having to teach him how to use one.
  • dylan being a fuckin nerd and listening to owl city and being super defensive about it. “this is shit music, dude.” “fuck off reb you don’t even really know german”
  • speaking of music, eric would secretly fucking worship eminem
  • “omg eric look!! it’s snowing!!!” -d  “i fucking hate winter” - e
  • eric being completely wrong about something and when dylan corrects him he’s just like “that’s what i meant. it’s basically exactly what i just said”
the funniest line deliveries (imo) for each of The Magnificent Seven

“I HAVE THREE MARIAAAAAAS!!!” - Vasquez

“Then just shoot him in the head, hell I don’t know, avenge me.” - Sam Chisolm

“Oh good they brought their pitchforks, we may stand a chance after all.” - Josh Faraday (OR “Je-sus-wept”)

“You little shit! We got a lot to talk about!” - Jack Horne

“I’m hungry.” - Red Harvest

C’MON! GET SOME GRAVEL IN YOUR CRAW! GODDAMNsonsabitches” - Goodnight Robicheaux

(1000% poker faced) “That is funny.” - Billy Rocks

High key hoping dragon age 4 will be more like dragon age 2 protagonist wise.

Joining an ancient order to fight a big bad is nice for an RPG in its infancy.

Being the only one that has a specific power to stop a great evil because of chaotic circumstances that occurred in the heat of the moment has been done before in games, literature, movies, etc.

But omg, do you know how rare it is to play a character that, while they have abilities that “normal people” don’t have, their entire motivation for doing what they do stems from selfish needs? And that over time they gain an ensemble of friends and misfits with their own baggage that you want to help out with while taking care of your own shit? On top of doing favors for other people you’ve met in the time you’ve spent in the city you’re living in?

I want something like that again. Hell maybe not in a direct sequel, but maybe as a spinoff???

Feyre’s wedding dress..

Omg you guys..I just got to wondering about what ended up happening to Feyre’s wedding dress since it’s never mentioned again after she shoves it in the armoire and now here I am picturing Rhys sneaking into Feyre’s room the day after she goes back to Spring Court and forcing the Squad to sit around a fire as he burns it.  They’re probably all drunk as hell talking shit about Tamlin while it happens, too. lolololol

Tweakers be like:
“Omg I hate her, she’s so annoying, I really cant stand to be around her shes such a stuck up bitch…..hell no ill never be caught hanging around her ass best believe that, she better not ever think shes welcome at my house cause she aint…..wait what did you say? Shes got drugs? Well hell yeah then ….tell her to come over, I mean really I kinda do miss her being around ya no?”

Me: I'm fine.

What I really feel: I don’t fucking understand why the hell when Stydia is rising they’re separated by the riders. They’re made for each other and they deserve to be together. 
I just want them to kiss, hug, and love each other and stop saving their lives. 
Because I get that she’s been ignoring him for a long time but just when she realizes about her feelings he’s gone and erased and she’s the only one who feels that he’s missing.
She remembered the last thing that he said to her. Like WHAT THE FUCK?! Just be together between lightnings from the riders and all that shit omg please stop this now.

Spoiler Alert

My thoughts on fantastic beasts and where to find them:
-omg how friggin’ cute is this Niffler!!!
-Dang! Colin Farrell looking fine as hell!
-Wow, the President looks fine as hell too!
-Ugh…Dumbledore namedropping…
-wooah, it took me way too long to recognize Ezra Miller… 
-So!Many!Adorable!Creatures!!!
-I want all of them!
-What the fuck is this execution cell! That is really fucking disturbing!
-Wow, that executioner lady likes her job way too much!
-Awww look at her learning to appreciate Newt’s creatures.
-Ewwww those fingers are gross…
-Wow, Graves is pretty cosy with Credence…
-Really cosy tbh…that’s pretty much up in Credence personal space
-That is really really close! Weirdly close…
-Holy shit! The symbol! The friggin’ thing! Wait! Farrell is Grindelwald! Right? Am I right? OMG this is awesome!
- Why didn’t Harry turn into an obscurial though?
-Prolly cause he’s a special snowflake lol
-You can smell squib? What do they smell like?
-Ah, you can’t actually smell squib you are just an asshole who made a mistake…
-Holy shit! Is there some kind of historical muggle (sry no-maj) equivalent to this kind of destruction in american history?
-Graves wtf? I’m pretty sure Credence wants to kill you…
-Newt! Not you too, fucking reckless crazy people!
-Nooooooooo! Credence! Oh no! no! How could you do that? I wanted Newt and Porpentina to adopt him and take care of him! This isn’t fair!
-Yes, show them your skills Newt!
-Wait, what? Depp?!? No!!! Why would you do that? Farrell was perfectly good! Why? But…no! But…why?!?
-Okay, show them more of your skills Newt, let them see your awesomeness.
-How exactly is this rain supposed to work on people indoor though, but not on the wizarding population and why not on Jacob if it does work indoors somehow?
-Or does it work on Jacob?
-It did not.
-Wait what? No! Jacob! No!
-Well I guess shit hit the fan…
-I hope the actual Graves is all right
-Why doesn’t demanding access to Gringotts’ high security levels require to let someone use the revelio spell on you when it apparently works against polyjuice potions tho…
-Was Grindelwald getting to close with Credence a slight nod to him using closeness and affection of emotional and physical kind to manipulate people to his liking?
-Was it gay-ish subtext? Am I reading into this?
-Oh shit! They didn’t just namedrop! Gellert asked Newt why his former bestie liked him so much!
-Great! I have all this theories now and the people I watched the movie with haven’t even seen all the hp movies let alone read any of the books…

Oh boy, more boys got married! You know what that means…more girls! Well, just one girl ;p the last one we need. 

Yep, it’s time once again for some more Lunaaaaaaaaaaa Lessbiannnnssss~

Gasp, future girlfriends’ first words… 

Ah and they already are finding similarities! …Though….Mitama, why the hell are you blushing at that line????

D’awwwwwww, unlocked this line with Kagero… what no she didn’t say “husband” in the second half what are you talking about

Apparently she was so filled with gay by that that she promoted to berserker, damn girl looking good!

…Also, it’s time to recruit this beautiful dorky princess to Sinead’s Sapphic Sweethearts. As is royal custom, Ryoma passed Astra to his daughter ;p She’s gonna wreck shit in Nohrian style with a Hoshidan twist. also imagine hinoka as her aunt and sakura and takumi omg

…I’ll admit there was a long gap between me playing this level and making this post. So I don’t remember how the level went. Ofc i won and the army got that much gayer.

ah yes, her to-do list

Apparently Caeldori has interesting ideas of what it means to look good, since she shortly changed into this…

that’s how you get the girl, caeldori. go for it. 

NO U AAA HINOKA IS TOO SWEET

Briefly reclassed Subaki!Mitama to get darting blow and hell yes she looks made to ride a pegasus.

W-wait, don’t you two think you’re taking things a bit too fast–! 

…Ah. Well, wow Rhajat, I’m impressed you got over Sinead so quickly. You really know the way to Mitama’s heart. 

Oh gosh the crushing has officially begun. Look at that gay haiku Rhajat drew out of Mitama…

Meanwhile, Caeldori is busy not being subtle at all and taking whiffs of Sophie’s hair…

…Okay never mind Mitama has also ceased the subtlety .

JUST KISS ALREADY JESUS 

meanwhile Caeldori counters with her closetedlesbianopinions-worthy awkwardness. “friends,” sure honey. suuuuuure. 

Also redheads in dark blue at night is my freaking aesthetic 

…I recruited Shiro somewhere within all of that, but apparently I forgot to take any screenshots. Oh well ;p That level I beat on my first try anyway.

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anonymous asked:

ik tae has a rude tongue but omg have you seen jimins? the way he'd use it while you ride his face omg

oh shit fr tho…

JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT

Originally posted by louizlake

AND THIS ONE TOO DAMN THISIShOTAF

Originally posted by brianna6800

AND THIS ICONIC STAGE HOLY HELL PLUS THEM ABS 

Originally posted by ghostly-goddess95

shit man id love to ride his face any da-wait what am i saying. IM NOT SWERVING I SWEAR


-a flustered admin sf

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It’s 2 am and I’m here to tell why I struggle so much with Lucas’s fan art
I’m usually pretty satisfied with the sketch but
Lines
What
The
Fuck
Why the hell he is impossible to line 
It’s either an absolutelly different person or a piece of shit (which he is, but not literally omg)

Funny enough my friend has the same problem so we are suffering together

But look i drew a weird ass Saitama

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mchanzo headcanons

- Imagine Mchanzo having a baby

- Imagine this cute little thing with black hair and dark eyes and these two dorks crying because she’s too pure, too good for this world

- Imagine her and Hanzo in the bed, he’s telling her the story of the two dragons and suddenly she asks “daddy, is this story about you and uncle Genji” and he’s like what the hell how did you know and he starts crying and she tries to dry his tears and omg

- Imagine her at school the teacher asks her what she would like to do when she’s an adult and she says “i want to be a cowboy like my daddy” and everyone is shocked because what the fuck a cowboy but then there’s a meeting between teachers and parents and oh shit there’s seriously a cowboy

- Imagine the happy family and the uncle having dinner together. Suddenly she stops and asks Mccree “daddy, uncle Genji said you’re a masochist. Is it true?” and Hanzo is like what the actual fuck Genji and Genji is like oh shit and Mccree is like I’ll make you eat you’re balls son of a bitch

- Imagine Hanzo and Maccree going to beat the shit out of a guy who’s teasing her but when they arrive he’s already ko because she beat him up first

- Imagine her winning her first battle while her dads are watching and crying because they raised her so well

anonymous asked:

TALK SHIT ABOUT SCORPIO BOYS SPECIFICALLY OMG I JUST GOT MY HEART BEOKEN BY ONE

LISTEN DUDE 

YOU HAVE JUST SAVED YOURSELF SOME LIVING HELL FROM CONTINUING WITH A SCORPI BOY

THEY WILL GET OBSESSED WITH YOU, THEY CAN’T LOVE WHAT THE HELL. THEIR LOVE IS CONSTANT OBSESSION AND POSSESSION. SOON THEY WILL START PICKING OUT YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR MAKE-UP AND EVERYTHING. 

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKBOY TENDENCIES. THEY ALL THINK WITH THEIR DICK HEAD NOT THEIR HEAD HEAD. THEY ALL START FLIRTING WITH BITCHES AND HOES ON FACEBOOK BUT YOU BETTER TRUST THEY DON’T HAVE THE FUCKIN GUTS TO CALL THEM OUT. AND IF THEY DO THEY FUCK 100% BY BEING TOO FORWARD ABOUT SEX

YOU HAVE JUST SAVED YOURSELF 6 HOUR PHONE TALKS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DETAIL IN YOUR DAY. ALSO YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR SOUL BEING SACRIFICED TO SATAN BECAUSE LETS BE REAL. SCORPIS ARE FUCKIN SCARY AND I DONT WANT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THEM.

KINDA LIKE THE ARIANS, SCORPIO BOYS HAVE THE TENDENCY OF PUTTING ON A “IM SO FUCKING MACHO” MASK TO HIDE THEIR PSYCHOPATHIC SELVES. THEIR SENSITIVE ASS GETS HURT OVER EVERY SIGNLE LITLTE FUCKING THING. 

YOU LOOKED AWAY FOR 0.5 SECS WHILE TALKING TO THEM??? GUESS WHAT, YOU’RE IN A FIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU DON’T LOVE THEM AND THEY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU

YOU DIDN’T PICK UP THE PHONE BECAUSE  YOU WERE TAKING A SHIT? GUESS WHAT, YOU WERE CHEATING ON THEM WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND

YOU ASKED FOR ONE DAY TO BE BY YOURSELF AND NOT GO OUT WITH THEM? GUESS WHAT THEY’RE MAD AND NOT TALKING TO YOU NOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE “MORE IMPORTANT STUFF” THAN THEM. AND IT’S PROBABLY YOUR FIFTH BOYFRIEND YOU GOTTA SEE

ALSO LETS SKIP OVER THE PART WHERE THEY WANNA SMOG YOU AND TOUCH YOU IN PUBLIC PLACES THAT SHIT IS JUST NASTY AND ITS CALLED FUCKING PRIVACY SCORPIO DUDES ALRIGHT THERE ARE LITTLE KIDS WATCHING AND PPL THAT ARE GROSSED OUT (ME) PLEASE GET A ROOM OR GO TO A DISTANT BUSH SOMEWHERE. I DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

Supernatural

I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN!!!!!! THE SUPERNATURAL WALKING DEAD SHIT “DAD LIVED THIS THING!” WAS THE BEST REFERENCE UPON REFERENCES WITHOUT EVEN EXPLAINING WHAT THE REFERENCE IS!! EVERYONE JUST KNOWS!!!!

ALSO OMG CASTIEL HELD HIS FBI BADGE UP SIDE DOWN OKAY? UPSIDE DOWN! AND HIS NAME WAS SOLANGE ! AS IN BEYONCE’S YOUNGER SISTER! HE WAS AGENT BEYONCE IN THE FIRST EPISODE!

I TOTALLY CALLED LUCIFER SAYING “Kinky” WITH THE MOUTH THINGY!

IM FREAKING THE HELL OUT!

doubledare27 replied to your postCould I have some sad Hercules x Lafayette,…

aLSO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! IS THIS MODERN AND LAFAYETTE WAS BEING BEATEN AND HERCULES WAS LIKE “SHIT OH FUCK I JUST HIT MY BOYFRIEND WHOOPS” NOW LAFAYETTE IS ALL SCARED AND STUFF?!

———

woAH THERE– no one’s being hit omg ghdfjknclm

more like, Herc wants to talk but Laf’s been hiding and avoiding him and eventually Herc gets fed up and tries to force Laf to talk and– well yeah that didnt go so smoothly 

youtube

Everyone PLEASE take a moment to listen to the german voice of jasper omg