what-the-fk

  • dolleye: this is the hot one
  • dolleye: this is the one he's usually shipped with
  • dolleye: this is why they're shipped
  • dolleye: this is a bunch of shipping material
  • dolleye: by the way he dies

wHY IS SHE SUCH A BULLY JUST BECAUSE YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE BULLY DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE ONE

i think my dashboard really really likes you lol

i’m????? does this happen??? is this normal???  i’m??? are you sure? what? why? i’m? that’s so cool but? how????? ? ? 

So I’m really soft rn and here a list of what I love about Yongguk 

  1. His smile definitely has to start the list. It’s so bright and vibrant and takes up like 2/3 of his face. The corners of his lips pull up and are sharp and his eyes crinkle and his gums show and he honestly has one of the best smiles I’ve ever laid eyes on. Seeing his smile in person was blinding.
  2. His presence is so calm even when he’s excited??? He literally oozes tranquility and it’s so nice and it jsut always makes me calmer idk whenever i see him smiling or laughing or listening to his voice
  3. the fact that he’s so ready to be himself and expand his music genres but also return to what he loves. also the fact that he goes so h a r d with his music but is literally the softest man alive
  4. he loves his members???? the line from 4:44 am where he says he watches his “younger brothers run towards what they think is happiness” fks me the fk up all the time, also he just straight out told fans that the members will be number one and the fact that he’s ready to just tell us that straight out is just amazing. Also in that one heyo where they play that cute flower game and Yongguk gets caught first but at the end of the game he’s like “was I the only one who had fun” even though he literally didn’t even play cause he got caught for not knowing what naruto was, he just enjoys his members company 
  5. hes a goddamn grandpa and acts like one too, with his cute waddles, and small pockets of wisdom, and how he just has old man food taste
  6. he’s an excitable smiley child, who runs through fields and wheezes laughing sometimes and laughs at the members dumb jokes, and bothers them too like bouncing around and dancing and blowing a whistle straight into Jongpup’s ear
  7.  his voice, fk me the fk up, i literally have a playlist of just Yongguk I use to calm down and chill, because his voice is so low and raspy and the way he speaks is so slow and deliberate and how his voice forms arounds words makes me fall in love every time, even the aegyo voice he pulls out on occasion, pls watch this i love him
  8. He’s got the most gorgeous hands I have ever seen on a person, they’re so slim and well proportioned and its obv he takes so much care of his nails, it makes me just wanna interlace out fingers together. 
  9. He’s so kind??? he loves children and dogs and he just b e a m s if he sees either of them, he’s constantly doing what he can to donate to organizations and inspiring us to become better people as well and he cares so so much for this world we all share
  10. the fact that he’s honestly such an inspiration. Here he is following his dreams and living a life he’s carved out for himself and he’s gone through a lot to get here and its honestly so admirable. He’s always giving us little bits of wisdom and advice to follow what we love and follow our passions and thanks Bang Yongguk for being a huge inspiration and support (especially when I didn’t have any) for me to follow my dreams of art and try for a future where I can do what I love

and ANOTHER thing… can we talk about leticia’s description of jacques looking at julian in like episode 4? like…. look at this shit: 

-I think maybe you are in love with him. 

-What? 

-Oh, come on, I’ve seen the way you look at him, Jacques, from across a crowded room. You look at him like your heart beat out of your chest, you know. 

like? julian x john is my shit , but? that’s adorable. could u imagine jacques letting julian off the hook for yet another incident and julian is just smiling beautifully like “thank you jacques thank you i promise it won’t happen again” and jacques just ?!??!!??!? ♡♡♡♡ ???!?!! what the fk cu?

i’m a sucker for that shit   

The Actual Telafax Message Sent To London After The 1982 Invasion Of The Falkland Islands
  • LON (London): HELLO THERE WHAT ARE ALL THESE RUMOURS WE HEAR THIS IS LON
  • FK (Falklands): WE HAVE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS
  • LON: WHAT ABOUT INVASION RUMOURS
  • FK: THOSE ARE THE FRIENDS I WAS MEANING
  • LON: THEY HAVE LANDED
  • FK: ABSOLUTELY
  • LON: ARE YOU OPEN FOR TRAFFIC IE NORMAL TELEX SERVICE
  • FK: NO ORDERS ON THAT YET ONE MUST OBEY ORDERS
  • LON: WHOSE ORDERS
  • FK: THE NEW GOVERNORS
  • LON: ARGENTINA
  • FK: YES
  • LON: ARE THE ARGENTINIANS IN CONTROL
  • FK: YES YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THOUSANDS OF TROOPS PLUS ENORMOUS NAVY SUPPORT WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 1600 STRONG. STAND BY.