what-the-actual-hell-am-i-doing

High street fashion is, on the whole, not built for the busty female.

Seriously; where did all the necklines go???

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Man it just does not feel like Christmas this year. I can’t get into the spirit-
*thinks about otp fucking in front of a Christmas tree on Christmas morning*
just hEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RING A LING TING TING TINGLING TOO

Hey you! Yeah you! Do you like Dan and Phil? Have you ever wanted to have them notice your url? Well here is your chance. This summer I am going to be attending vidcon and will be most likely meeting Dan and Phil, and I have this jar I bought but have no idea what the hell to do with. So if Dan or Phil or both of them have made you smile, or laugh, or brightened your day or have helped you in any way, reblog this and I will put your url in this jar, and give the jar to them when I go. That is all. Love you guys and I hope I get a bunch so the jar actually gets filled and not just with a few urls. And for those who were wondering I also put this on my other blog pastelester

Sans Desktop Friend!!

HOLY COW FINALLY!! THE MASTER PROCRASTINATOR WILL PROCRASTINATE NO LONGER!! 
i just spent the past hour or so trying to record an actual video tutorial on installing Sans, but it didn’t work out for a multitude of reasons, so here i am making a visual tutorial instead. at least this way you can skip all my rambling and mistakes installing my own thing.


What the hell is this?

Sans is an Ukagaka, or a Ghost. The program he runs on is SSP, which I learned how to code and design Sans on at this LOVELY WEBSITE!!!


WHAT SANS CAN DO:

- talk to you at random intervals (that can be changed from 30 seconds to 5 minutes)

- tell you your system information, empty your recycle bin, show you a calendar and check your email (something i havent done myself, but the walkthrough i used says it is possible)

- change dialog depending on the time of day, day of the week, and the date itself (this includes wishing you a happy birthday!!)

- change facial expressions depending on his speech

- TELL JOKES


The best part? You can change anything! If you want to add more dialog, go for it! Wanna give him a cool hat? Knock yourself out! He is fully customizable and you can easily learn how to change things using the website I provided above.


Keep reading to learn how to install him!!

Keep reading

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07 . 08 . 2016 // (now it’s already 17:40) I guess this is it for today! I’m not gonna lie, I’m incredibly tired and my back hurts like hell, but at least I finished studying history. (Priorities, yay)

Anyways, I would like to thank you guys SOOO much for 30k followers!!! This is completely mind-blowing, I don’t even have the words to say how happy I am right now. It amazes me every day that so many people actually care for what I’m doing!

Once again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you! 💕

(Now, if you excuse me, I’m going to hunt some Pokemon)

If you let weak ass words from people that don’t even know you affect you, you suck. Your parents should fucking letting these kids know it’s ok to be whatever the fuck they are and that opinions don’t fucking matter. Fuck everyone. That’s how my mom raised me, to speak my mind and do what I want. I just wish more people thought this way. You know how many people actually fucking hate me? Like, I can’t get a fucking shoe past without someone saying how much of a faggot I am. You think that shit affects me? HELL NO. You know why? Cause I fucking like myself and I’m stoked I have a shoe with vans. Niggas used to make fun of my big ass ears and my gap teeth and all that shit. I like both of them and so do all the girls around the world that fuck me and that’s all that matters, that I fuck with it. See, no one is telling these lil niggas to think like that. Everyone is telling these kids to be like everyone else. Here, look at this article on how to dress like your favorite rapper. Don’t think for yourself, no don’t do that! No one is willing to accept anything different. That’s why gay kids have such a problem with themselves cause everyone around them is making it seem like it’s wrong and all that shit. It’s rare you have anyone say hey, whatever you’re different, cool. Now let’s continue what we were doing. Ok. I’m ranting and going off topic and if your friends are spending more time telling you about some faggot comments someone said than about the shit you guys are into, that’s not your friend and they’re a faggot too.
—  Tyler, The Creator
That’s it. We lost.

It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I feel like vomiting.

Results are still coming in, but the Tories are returning 304 seats, and with 37 still to return, it looks like a dead cert that they’ll get at least a strong-ish minority government.

And this scares the shit out of me. I don’t understand it. I don’t understand how anyone could look at the last five years and go “yes, more of that, please.” I don’t understand how they can actually have GAINED seats from both Labour and Lib Dems. And I don’t understand what the hell we’re going to do now.

Let me be clear: I am not opposing this on a purely ideological basis. I am not scared of abstract legislation. I am scared of this regime killing the people I care about. I am a disabled, queer student who comes from a low-income area, and while am lucky enough to be middle-class and have family I can fall back on, way too many of the people I know do not have that.

Let me be clear: The current austerity measures are a joke. They disproportionately affect the poor, the elderly, and the disabled. The Tory aim is what the Tory aim has always been: class warfare and the privatisation of enterprise. Thatcher never died, kids. Not while Thatcherism’s alive and well.

Let me be clear: Every public service attacked by the Tory manifesto is one we need. We need the NHS. Believe me, as someone who has multiple neurological, physical, and mental conditions; believe me also as someone whose ambition is to work in the NHS. We need proper state education. Believe me as someone who attended an underfunded school, one whose grades fell after it became an academy. We need full benefits and a living wage. Believe me as someone who has too many friends struggling to live. These aren’t things we want, they’re things we need. They’re what makes us a society rather than just a bunch of people stuck in the same shitty country. They’re fundamental necessities of life, and they’re being undercut at every turn by an urban, Westminster-centric view which ignores the poor and the vulnerable. (And, for the record, one of the things that makes me sickest is that I even need to say this: we need the winter fuel allowance. People die of cold from not being able to afford fuel now, jesus wept)

Let me be clear: This government is not going to get better. This isn’t a bug, it’s a feature. This kind of class warfare is the modus operandi of the Conservative Party, and we’ve just condemned ourselves to half a decade more of it. And people will suffer. Our culture will suffer. People will die. And given the circles I move in, a good number of those people will be my friends, or friends of my friends. I am one of the lucky ones. And I am struggling. As a student, as a disabled person, as a human being in this society, I am struggling.

Checking the results again. 621 returned. Tories with 310.

Let me be clear: I am scared.

Alison : “Come on, guys. You need to be more excited!”

Helena : “…”

Cosima : “Whatever, been here done this”

Sarah : “What the bloody hell is this, Al?!”

Rachel : This is the last time that I said ‘bored’

Krystal : “This is sooo… weird”

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#voteforalisonhendrix

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: this new tumblr update is so obnoxious it actually makes reading the comments more difficult. And why the hell do they have to add peoples icon? It throws the whole thing off. I am.confused. this dumb website prison is supposed to be my place to get away from all the stupidity in my life but now bc of this update I'm even haunted by stupidity here... Constantly.. EverYTIME I SEE A TEXT POST OR A PHOTO OR ANYTHING!!!! Staff makes the most random, unnecessary changes and I am sick of it. I will not stick around and watch my city burn. We must fight back and stand our ground. This website wouldn't be a damn thing without us. Its time to get staff to realize their updates are tearing this website apart. And let's not even discus how ugly it is. I have aged an extra 17 years since they changed the comments I have not slept and I am bitter!!!!!
Me At Swim Practice
  • Me: I LOVE the smell of chlorine
  • me: it's kinda hot in here
  • me: i don't want to change
  • me: now im cold
  • me: ohhhh cold suit....COLD SUIT
  • me: i really should have hung my suit up last night....
  • me: drag? NOT doing that today
  • me: *brain enters routine mode and puts on drag* welp...looks like i am wearing drag today...
  • me: that water looks cold
  • me: i dont want to get in
  • me: time to pretend like my goggles are being difficult
  • me: lets look at the warm up to kill time
  • me: 200IM.....hmmm dont wanna do that
  • me: wait why is everyone else actually getting in
  • me: what the hell we had an agreement
  • me: come on guys i thought we were protesting
  • me: well i suppose i should probably get in now....
  • me: maybe the water isnt that cold
  • me: NO I WAS WRONG THIS IS FUCKING ANTARCTICA
  • me: okayokay sprint this first 100 and maybe i'll warm up a bit
  • me: BAD IDEA BAD IDEAAAA
  • me: wait guys, we ARE protesting?
  • me: i hate you all
  • me: distance set.....no
  • me: i hate swimming
  • me: oh my god i cant breathe
  • me: i think im dying
  • me: SPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH
  • me: oh shit,.....fly set
  • me: I AM SO GOOD AT FLY I LOVE THIS
  • me: SOMEONE CALL THE SQUAD IM DYING
  • me: LIFEGUARD CANT YOU SEE IM DROWNING HERE?
  • me: what? practice is already over? but....i wanna keep swimming
  • me: oh my gosh its too cold
  • me: why the hell do i swim
  • me: god fucking dammit....
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George Harrison, and a bit of the gardens at Friar Park, screen capped from the Brainwashed EPK.

“This is real life, you know. The trees are growing and they give oxygen to the planet, they don’t take it away like, you know, traffic jams. Sometimes I just feel like I’m actually on the wrong planet, you know? And I feel great when I’m in my garden, but the moment I go out the gate, I think, ‘what the hell am I doing here?’” - George Harrison

Okay, so sometimes people make gifs, and those gifs show up on my dash, and I am absolutely gobsmacked at Destiel scenes that have actually happened on the show. This gif is stolen from the very talented some-people-call-it-tragic (hope you don’t mind me using this) but what the hell?!

What is that look in Dean’s eyes? I am serious, like yes, we’re always joking about how 9x06 was one giant chick flick, but this is Dean’s face when he drops Cas off for what he thinks is Cas going on ‘a date’. 

THAT IS HIS FACE. 

What else is there but pining, and longing? What else does this look say but; I HATE THIS, I DON’T WANT THIS, BUT I’M NOT GONNA SAY A DAMN THING BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. YOU LOOK SO EXCITED, AND I’D RATHER DIE THAN RUIN THAT FOR YOU. 

Seriously, what else is that look? And if you’re not ‘playing it that way’, what even were you doing? Why is Dean looking at Cas like that? 

Exhibit A for when people ever call you delusional for shipping Destiel; this shit happened. 

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i’m going back to the start: [12/∞] pilot episodes ★ glee
↳ “Don’t you get it, man? We’re all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I’m not afraid of being called a loser because I can accept that that’s what I am. But I am afraid of turning my back on something that actually made me happy for the first time in my sorry life.”

Warm Bodies Starter Sentences
  • "Now you're supposed to say that I'm pretty too"
  • "Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy. Don't be creepy."
  • "Who the hell do we shoot?"
  • "I actually miss him/her."
  • "Like... he could be your boyfriend/girlfriend? Your zombie... zombie boyfriend/girlfriend?"
  • "Oh, you're a purist, huh?"
  • "Chill out, _______. He/She can dream if he wants to."
  • "They don't bother us much, but they'll eat anything with a heartbeat."
  • "All I'll ever be is a slow, pale, hunched-over, dead-eyed zombie."
  • "We're seeing corpses fighting skeletons, sir/ma'am."
  • "Say something human."
  • "Nice watch."
  • "Are you actually dreaming right now?"
  • "I don't even know what I am."
  • "It's not gonna happen, lover boy/girl. Not after you told her you ate her ex."