my mom watching snk:what if when they finally go outside the walls and make it out far enough without dying they find the rest of the world is completely modernized and the titans thing was just some kind of horrific experiment gone wrong....
me last week: hey the dice and feather mementos are next to each other heh won’t it be funny if the next cat brought me a coin so we’d have the 3 Oneshot endgame puzzle items in a row but c’mon that’ll never happen I mean what are the odds right
RAISE YOUR HAND IF THE “ALL IN” MV DID THINGS TO YOUR HEAD
Okay so I just watched the mv and so many things went through my mind:
1. futuristic setting? postapocalyptic/dystopian thing going on here? nice, nice I can dig that
2. HYUNGWON WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
3. MINHYUK WHY ARE YOU FEEDING HIM A FLOWER
4. Jooheon’s taxi driver hat nice
5. Hyungwon being a freaking flower boy hippie and giving the policeman a flower oh my gosh
6. WHY WOULD YOU HIT HYUNGWON WHAT’D HE DO YOU’RE A TERRIBLE FATHER (I’m guessing he’s his father anyway)
7. NO NO NO WHY HYUNGWON
8. IS MINHYUK GONNA GO KILL SOMEBODY HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT
9. WHAT’S IN THE BAG JOOHEON AND SHOWNU WHAT’S IN THE BAAAAAGGGGGG???????? ACCORDING TO SHOWNU’S EYEBALLS IT’S A BIG DEAL
10. DID THIS JUST GET CULTY?????? WHAT IS THIS?????? ARE Y’ALL ON DRUGS?????? WHAT THE FRICK IS HAPPENING
11. Minhyuk rocking his look just saying you go bias wrecker I ain’t even mad
12. Ok so something’s up with the flowers but what the frick is it? Like they make their weird trip juice out of them I’m guessing but what do they actually do?
13. WHY IS THE BUILDING ON FIRE DID THEY DO THAT WITH THEIR FREAKY CULT WEIRDNESS OR DID THE POLICE DO IT I DON’T KNOW
14 Is that Hyungwon’s abusive dad that just got hauled away by the po-po?
15. WHY KIHYUN LIMPING
16. IS HYUNGWON DEAD IN THAT BATHTUB?????????????????
17. WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW I AM SO CONFUSED
18. Minhyuk being all sad and breaking my heart
19. Minhyuk I don’t think you need to be giving him bubble bath if he dead
20. Just gotta take a second to say I very much enjoy the style in this mv like everyone’s outfit looks so great
21. Except why’d you give Shownu a shirt that could fit 14 people in it?????? Whatever he’s still my gorgeous bae I luh him
22. Who drinking what now?
23. MINHYUK YOU DID NOT NO NO NO TELL ME YOU DID NOT
24. Nothing like trippy camera shots with weird paint smudges on your face to look all artistic and crap nice one Starship
25. Where are you all going in your militaristic garb and your freaking rifles weren’t you weird culty civilians like 2 seconds ago I am so confused here
26. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD (All WTNV fans raise your hands!!!)
27. BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT THING
28. IS IT THE ENEMY THEY’RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT OR IS IT THEIR WEIRD ALIEN OVERLORD CUZ IT’S ABOUT AS TRIPPY AND WEIRD AS THE CEREMONIAL DRINKY DRINK THEY HAD GOING ON EARLIER
29. WAIT IT’S OVER NO STOP I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS WHAT THE FREAKING FRICKITY FRICK FRACK PADDY WHACK WAS THAT I AM SERIOUSLY SO CONFUSED I DON’T NOT UNDERSTAND
30. I mean it looks really good though props to everyone who helped make this mv because dang that is some quality stuff right there I mean it this mv looks so freaking good I don’t know how y’all got this stuff but dang it worked
31. BUT I DEMAND ANSWERS WHAT DID YOU DO DID YOU KILL OFF TWO MEMBERS OR NOT AND WHY WERE THERE ISSUES WITH THE POLICE AND WHY WERE THEY DRINKING THE DRUGGY KOOL-AID AND HOW DID THEY GET RIFLES AND WHY ARE THEY MEETING A GIANT PURPLE PULSATING BLOB IN THE SKY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHAT IS THE END GAME HERE WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
So that’s my review of the mv. If you have similar or differing views, or if you think you have answers to any of my questions, shoot me an ask or reblog with a comment. I really need to talk to people about this because my brain’s all over the place right now.
Edit: okay so I read a few other reviews that made actual sense and apparently Shownu robs a bank with Jooheon to get money for these flowers that have healing qualities (SHOUT OUT TO TANGLED SAY WHAAAAAAT) to save his father? grandfather? but he’s dead and gone by the time he gets there so he sets it on fire then takes ghe healing juice for himself cuz frick why not at this point. Minhyuk sets the police hq on fire with the other boys which explains them running away and carrying Hyungwon’s captain jerkface dad away (he’s one of them). Minhyuk dumps the healing potion into the bath water so it can fix up Hyungwon, and it works because he squeezes Minhyuk’s hand back in another shot. Monsta X started out as a peaceful group but the military policing of their community pushes them to extremes so they gather weapons and prepare to fight back. Still don’t know if the Glow Cloud (ALL HAIL) is friend or foe but it’s going to make more sense (hopefully) in the next mv. Ok, that’s what I’ve gotten so far.