what-is-sports

survey thingy

Thank you for tagging me @ohmydays-niall , even though this is sooo long. I am going to tag @niallandharrymakemestrong @myneighborkelsey @undertheniall @heauxforhoran @itsaniallworldafterall @wantniallie @hunkyniall :)

1 - Who was the last person you texted? my friends

2 - When is your birthday? 13-08-97

3 - Who do you want to be with right now? my mum

4 - What sports do you play? i just like to swim

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? my abuelita

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment? Slow Hands obviously!!

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with? …niall

8 - What do you feel right now? idk fine i guess

9 - What chocolate is your favorite? milk chocolate

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? idk 4??

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account? just for random blogging and eventually 1d content

12- Who is your favorite blogger? i can’t choose

13 - Where do you want to be right now? with my family

14 - What do you want to be in the future? happy 

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why? this morning 😔

16 - Are you happy? not lately 

17 - Who do you miss? My dog

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life? nah

19 - What was the best thing you were given? my grans gold necklace

20 - Who was the last person who called you? my mum

21 - What is your favorite dish? just fries 

22 - Who is your bestfriend? Steff + Em <3

23 - What is your biggest regret? rather not say

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner? nope

25- Who do you spend crazy moments with? my friends or my mum

26 - Name someone pretty. literally everyone i know

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? my mum

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? everything besides heavy metal tbh

29 - Are you over your past? kinda 

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? my friend Talia bc she’s got a bunch of emojis

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? idk someone who loves me and is supportive?

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night? not really but my sleeping schedule has been off lately 

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? Steff aka @puma662

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? jeans

35 - How’s your heart? hurting

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? ya

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? niall :)))

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? nothing

39 - Do you have any phobias? spiders, failure and abandonment lmao

40 - Did you try to change for a person? yep and never doing it again

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone? idk

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship? nah

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood? neutral i guess

44 - Name someone you can’t live without. my mum

45 - Describe your dream date. anything casual like drinks and a movie or take me to a museum bc i fucking love them

46 - Describe your dream wedding. idkkkk

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? none lol

48 - Have you ever been kissed? ya

49 - How long is your longest relationship? a year and 4 months

50 - Do you regret your past? some parts

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else? only if i really cared for them and i could plan it well enough to not get in legal trouble…also bc that would ruin my career as a lawyer :///

52 - Have you ever cried over someone? yep

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone? not right now

54 - Are you a crybaby? i used to never cry but lately i have been (not over anything small tho)

55 - Do people praise you for your looks? sometimes 

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? nope

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? ya

58 - Do you like getting hurt? no?

59 - Does anyone hate you? idk

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”? nope

61 - What hair color do you prefer? brunette

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it? idk there’s too much i want to change

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment? nope

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself? not really

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school? nope

66 - Can you live without internet? nah i don’t think so

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone? don’t have a special someone atm

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears? yeah 

69 - Are you a crybaby? answered in question 54??

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical? i don’t think so

71 - Are you a KPOP fan? no

72 - Do you study hard? i like to think i do

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? nope

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight? yes

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? yes

76 - Did you have an accident last year? no? but i maybe i just don’t remember

77 - What kind of person are you? i try to be a good person

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone? :))))))

79 - Have you ever been jealous? yes

80 - How can you prove your love to someone? by showing them they can trust you (totally agree with you @ohmydays-niall)

81 - What are you thinking right now? if this survey will ever end lol

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts? Adam lmao

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase? a few

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel? yes

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone? yeah

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone? yep

87 - Do you have trust issues? nah but i’m not a very open person so some people think i do

88 - Are you broken-hearted? rn yeah

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? niall :))))

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it? i guess

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”? yep

92 - Who do you want to marry? niall :))))))

93 - Do you believe in destiny? i guess

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”? nope

95 - How do you look right now? lol better than usual 

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies? no

97 - Have you found your true love? nope

98 - What should you be doing right now? writing essays 😪

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends. nope ew

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough? always

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“SPORTS Explained by Non-Athletes!” My good friend, @jonerstrokes, and I decided to take some of your burning questions about all things sports! What are sports? HOW do you sports? Well, we (do not) have the answers!!

Get to Know the Blogger!!!
  • 1. If you didn't have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
  • 2. What is your favorite piece of clothing you own / owned?
  • 3. What hobby would you pick up if time & money weren't an issue?
  • 4. What does your perfect room look like?
  • 5. How often do you play sports?
  • 6. What fictional place would you like to visit?
  • 7. What job would you be terrible at?
  • 8. When was the last time you climbed a tree?
  • 9. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance of winning a medal for?
  • 10. What is the most annoying habit that you or other people have?
  • 11. What job do you think you'd be really good at?
  • 12. What skill would you like to master?
  • 13. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?
  • 14. If you had unlimited funds to build a house to live on for the rest of your life, what would the finished house look like?
  • 15. What's your favorite drink?
  • 16. What state or country do you never want to go back to?
  • 17. What songs do you have completely memorized?
  • 18. What game or movie universe would you like to live in?
  • 19. What do you consider to be your best find?
  • 20. Are you usually early or late?
  • 21. What pets did you have when you were growing up?
  • 22. When people come to you for help, what do they usually need help with?
  • 23. What takes up too much of your time?
  • 24. What do you wish you knew more about?
  • 25. What would be your first question after waking up from being frozen for 100 years?
  • 26. What are some small things that make your day better?
  • 27. Who's your go-to band or artist when you don't know who or what to listen to?
  • 28. What's the best way to start the day?
  • 29. What TV shows do you like?
  • 30. What TV channel doesn't exist but really should?
  • 31. Who has impressed you most with what they've accomplished?
  • 32. What age do you wish you could stay at permanently?
  • 33. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?
  • 34. What's your ideal way to spend a weekend?
  • 35. What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don't think you could live without?
  • 36. What is your claim to fame?
  • 37. What is something you enjoy doing the old-fashioned way?
  • 38. What's your favorite book or movie genre?
  • 39. How often do you people-watch?
  • 40. What have you only recently formed an opinion about?
  • 41. What's the best day of the year?
  • 42. What subject interests you that not many people have heard of?
  • 43. How do you relax after a long day of work?
  • 44. What's the best book series or TV series you've ever read or watched?
  • 45. Where is the farthest you've ever been from home?
  • 46. What's the most heartwarming thing you've ever seen?
  • 47. What is the most annoying question people ask you?
  • 48. What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with no preparation?
  • 49. If you were the dictator on a small island nation, what crazy dictator stuff would you do?
  • 50. What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?
  • 51. Would you rather go hand gliding or whitewater rafting?
  • 52. What's your dream car?
  • 53. What's worth spending more on to get the best?
  • 54. What is something a ton of people are obsessed with, but you just don't get?
  • 55. What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years?
  • 56. Where is the most interesting place you've been?
  • 57. What's something you've been meaning to try but haven't gotten around to it?
  • 58. What is the best thing that happened to you last week?
  • 59. What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind, only to experience it for the first time again?
  • 60. If all jobs had the same pay rate and hours, what job would you want to have?
  • 61. What amazing thing have you done that no one was around to see?
  • 62. How different was your life 1 year ago?
  • 63. What quirks do you have?
  • 64. What would you rate 10/10?
  • 65. What fad or trend do you think should come back?
  • 66. What is the most interesting piece of art you've seen?
  • 67. What kind of art do you enjoy most?
  • 68. What do you hope never changes?
  • 69. What city would you most like to live in?
  • 70. What movie title best describes your life?
  • 71. Why did you decide to do the work you are doing now?
  • 72. What's the best way a person can spend their time?
  • 73. If you suddenly became a master at woodworking, what would you make?
  • 74. Where is the most relaxing place you've ever been?
  • 75. What's the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 76. Where would you rather be from?
  • 77. What are some things you've had to unlearn?
  • 78. What do you look forward to in the next 6 months?
  • 79. What website do you visit most often?
  • 80. What one thing do you really want but can't afford?
  • 81. Where do you usually go when you have free time?
  • 82. Where would you spend all your time if you could?
  • 83. What's special about the place you grew up?
  • 84. What age do you want to live to?
  • 85. What are you most likely to become famous for?
  • 86. What are you absolutely determined to do?
  • 87. What is the most impressive thing you know how to do?
  • 88. What do you wish you knew more about?
  • 89. What question would you most like to know the answer to?
  • 90. What question can you ask to find out the most about a person?
  • 91. When was the last time you changed your opinion or belief about something major?
  • 92. What's the best compliment you've ever received?
  • 93. As the only human left on earth, what would you do?
  • 94. Who inspires you to be better?
  • 95. What do you want your epitaph to be?
  • 96. What haven't you grown out of?
  • 97. In what situation or place would you feel most out of place in?
  • 98. What's the dumbest thing you've done that actually turned out pretty well?
  • 99. If someone wrote a book on an event in your life, what would the book be about?
  • 100. What's something you will never do again?
  • 101. How do you hope you'll change as a person in the future?
  • 102. What keeps you up at night?
  • 103. What's the most surprising self-realization you've had?
  • 104. What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?
  • 105. How do you get in the way of your own success?
  • 106. What are you afraid people see when they look at you?
  • 107. What is your biggest regret?
  • 108. What do you look down on people for?
  • 109. What bridges do you not regret burning?
  • 110. What lie do you tell most often?
  • 111. What would be your spirit animal?
  • 112. What is the best & worst thing about getting older?
  • 113. What are you most likely very wrong about?
  • 114. If you had a personal flag, what would be on it?
  • 115. What's happened that changed your view on the world?
  • 116. What is the biggest lesson you've learned?
  • 117. What is the most immature thing you do?
  • 118. What are you famous for among your friends & family?
  • 119. If your childhood had a smell, what would it be?
  • 120. What one responsibility do you wish you didn't have?
  • 121. What are 3 things you want to accomplish before you die?
  • 122. What do you want to tell your 10-year-old self?
  • 123. What's the best thing you got from your parents?
  • 124. What's the best thing about you?
  • 125. What blows your mind?
  • 126. Have you ever saved someone's life?
  • 127. What are you really good at but embarrassed to be good at?
  • 128. What would a mirror opposite of you look like?
  • 129. What are 3 interesting facts about you?
  • 130. Which of your scars has the best story behind it?
  • 131. What's the title of the current chapter in your life?
  • 132. What were some of the biggest turning points in your life?
  • 133. What's the hardest lesson you've learned?
  • 134. What do people think is weird about you?
  • 135. What mistake do you keep making?
  • 136. What have you created that you're most proud of?
  • 137. What do you doubt?
  • 138. What are some of your morals?
  • 139. What do you want to be remembered for?
  • 140. What do you regret not doing in your childhood years?
  • 141. What is your favorite fragrance?
  • 142. What do you think your last words will be?
  • 143. Who or what do you take for granted?
  • 144. Why would you be annoying as a roommate?
  • 145. What is something you're insecure about?
  • 146. What's the best & worst piece of advice you've received?
  • 147. What irrational fears do you have?
  • 148. What makes a good life?
  • 149. What's the last adventure you went on?
  • 150. What is the most memorable gift you've received?

FDKSLFJS OK SO I JUST NEED TO SHARE WHY I REALLY LOVE THIS OFFICIAL ART

you can see yuri and yuuri clearly cheering, watching the football match and presumably aware of what’s going on:

“KICK THE BALL YOU FCKING MORON”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

BUT VIKTOR

LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK AT THIS DORK:

HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT HE’S WATCHING OR WHAT THIS SPORT IS HE’S JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH HIS DOPE ASS HAT AND ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF HIS FIANCÉ AND HIS CAT SON

“GO BALL GO!!!!!!”

hamilton characters as things my teammates have said
  • alexander hamilton: wait no that was a mistake i didn't mean to pass to you- I DONT LIKE YOU
  • hercules mulligan: why do our uniforms have to be this color im crying eternally
  • john laurens: my 100 year old turtle is prettier than you
  • eliza schuyler: okay so i brought cupcakes for the other team too but i didn't know how many people they were so i brought like fifty and i dropped them on the way here
  • angelica schuyler: some kid just gave my five bucks not to score ima keep the money and score
  • peggy schuyler: WHY DOES NO ONE PASS TO ME I KNOW IM SHORT BUT IM HERE
  • king george: whatever peasants help me up you hoes
  • george washington: did your parents raise you to sit around and eat Doritos all day? doritNO
  • maria reynolds: [going up to a random stranger] do you have three bucks for the vending machine
  • philip hamilton: ew sports what is sports why do i play a sport i should've stuck to poetry - I SUCK AT THAT TOO
small talk in french 💬

⭐️ (for beginners) ⭐️

When talking to french people, focus on innocuous topics like the weather, current events (“avez-vous lu à propos de..?” Have you read about…?), and cultural topics like food, movies, art, music, and so on. And remember to use vous instead of tu!

  • I only speak a little French. Je ne parle qu'un peu le français.
  • I am learning French, but I am only a beginner. J'apprends le français mais je ne suis qu'un débutant.
  • I have been learning french for 2 days / 2 weeks / 2 months / 1 year / 2 years. J'apprends le français depuis deux jours / deux semaines / deux mois / un an / deux ans.
  • Will you please correct me? Peux-tu me corriger, s'il te plaît?
  • What does ___ mean? Que veut dire ___?
  • What does that mean? Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire?
  • Can you explain in French/English to me? Peux-tu m'expliquer en français / anglais?
  • What does that mean in this context? Qu'est-ce que ça veut dire dans ce contexte?
  • What is the French word for ___? Quel est le mot français pour ___?
  • Is this/that correct? C'est juste?
  • Am I wrong? Je me trompe?/Est-ce que j'ai tort?
  • Am I correct? Est-ce que j'ai raison?
  • Do you understand? Est-ce que tu me comprends?
  • I do not understand. Je ne comprends pas.
  • I want to improve my level in French. Je veux améliorer mon niveau de français.
  • I need to practice French. J'ai besoin de pratiquer le français.
  • Do you have time to speak with me? As-tu le temps de parler avec moi ?
  • Can you help me to learn French? Peux-tu m'aider à apprendre le français?
  • Do you mind if we speak in French? Ça te dérange si nous parlons en français?
  • Can you please speak in French? it helps me to learn. Peux-tu me parler en français s'il te plaît? Ça m'aide à apprendre.
  • How do you say ’___’ in French? Comment dit-on ’___’ en français ?
  • I struggle with spelling / reading / writing / listening / pronunciation. J'ai du mal avec l'orthographe / la lecture / l'écriture / la compréhension orale / la prononciation.
  • Can you please repeat? I did not understand. Pouvez-vous répéter s'il vous plaît ? Je n'ai pas compris.
  • I don’t speak French fluently. Je ne parle pas couramment le français.
  • I am confused. Je suis perdu(e).
  • I don’t know how to say it in French. Je ne sais pas comment le dire en Français,
  • Sorry (or ‘pardon’), what did you say? Pardon, qu'est-ce que tu as dit?
  • I’ve never heard of that. Je n'ai jamais entendu ça.
  • That makes sense. Ça se tient.
  • That does not make sense. Ça n'a aucun sens.
  • What’s happening? / What’s going on? Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
  • What do you mean by ’___’ ? Qu'est-ce que tu entends par ’___’? / Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire par ’___’?

⭐️ Personal Stuff ⭐️

Here is a list of phrases you can use and practice when giving and asking for personal information. Take note that the list makes use of the formal “vous”.

  • Comment vous appelez-vous? What is your name?
  • Je m'appelle Christine. My name is Christine.
  • Quel est votre nom? What is your name?
  • Comment allez-vous? How are you?
  • Je vais bien, merci. I am doing well, thank you.
  • Très bien, merci. Very well, thank you.
  • Quel âge avez-vous? How old are you?
  • J'ai # ans. I am # years old.
  • J'ai trente ans. I am thirty years old.
  • J'ai quarante-deux ans. I am forty two old.
  • Quelle est votre nationalité? What is your Nationality?
  • Je suis canadien(ne). I am Canadian.
  • Je suis américain(e). I am American.
  • Je suis chinois(e). I am Chinese.
  • Je suis coréen(ne). I am Korean.
  • Où habitez-vous? Where do you live?
  • J'habite en Californie. I live in California.
  • Quel est votre numéro de téléphone? What is your phone number?
  • Mon numéro de téléphone est le … My phone number is …
  • Où êtes-vous né(e)? Where were you born?
  • Je suis né(e) à… I was born in…
  • Êtes-vous marié(e)? Are you married?
  • Oui, je suis marié. Yes, I am married
  • Non, je ne suis pas marié. No, I am not married
  • Je suis célibataire. I am single
  • Est-ce que vous avez des frères et soeurs? Do you have any brothers and sisters?
  • Je suis fille unique. I am an only child/daughter
  • Je suis fils unique. I am an only child/son
  • J'ai - frère(s). I have - brother(s).
  • J'ai - soeur(s).  I have - sisters(s).
  • Je n'ai pas de frères. I don’t have any brothers.
  • Je n'ai pas de soeurs. I don’t have any sisters.
  • Quel est votre métier? What is your job?
  • Quelle est votre profession? What is your profession?
  • Que faites-vous dans la vie? What do you do for a living?
  • Je suis ingénieur. I am an engineer.
  • Je suis boulanger/boulangère. I am a baker.
  • Je suis médecin. I am a doctor.
  • Je suis infirmier/infirmière. I am a nurse.

⭐️ Interests ⭐️

  • Quel est votre sport préféré? What is your favorite sport? (formal)
  • Quel est ton sport préféré? 
  • What is your favorite sport? (informal)
  • Mon sport préféré est… My favorite sport is….
  • J'aime faire du sport et garder la forme. I like to do sports to keep fit.
  • Quelle saison préférez-vous? What season do you prefer? (formal
  • Quelle saison préfères-tu? What season do you prefer? (What season is your favorite?) (informal)
  • Quels sont vos passe-temps préférés? What are your favorite pastimes? (formal)
  • Quels sont tes passe-temps préférés? What are your favorite pastimes? (informal)
  • Mes passe-temps préférés sont… My favorite pastimes are…
  • Qu'est-ce que vous faites dans votre temps libre? What do you do in your free time? (formal)
  • Qu'est-ce que tu fais dans ton temps libre? What do you do in your free time? (informal)
  • Est-ce que vous avez un animal de compagnie? Do you have a pet?(formal)
  • Est-ce que tu as un animal de compagnie? Do you have a pet? (informal)
  • Non, Je n'ai pas un animal de compagnie. No, I don’t have a pet.
  • Oui, J'ai un chat. Yes, I have a cat.
  • Oui, J'ai un chien.Yes, I have a dog.
  • Qu'est-ce que vous aimez? What do you like?
  • J'aime le jazz. I like jazz.
  • J'aime le rock. I like rock.
  • J'aime le hip-hop. I like hip-hop.
  • Je n'aime pas le rap. I don’t like rap.
  • Je n'écoute pas de la musique très souvent. I don’t listen to music very often.
  • J'aime les films d'amour. I like romance films.
  • J'aime les films d'aventures. I like adventure films.
  • Je n’aime pas faire du ski. I don’t like skiing.
  • Qu'est-ce que vous aimeriez faire dans la vie? What would you like to do in life ?
  • J'aimerais être chef. I would like to be a chef.
  • J'aimerais être un bibliothécaire. I would like to be a librarian.
School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

  • “Did we have homework?”
  • “Please be my lab partner.”
  • “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  • “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  • “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
  • “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
  • “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  • “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
  • “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
  • “You are…so dumb…”
  • “Was Shakespeare gay?”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
  • “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
  • “Can I borrow your notes?”
  • “This class is so boring…”
  • “Am I in the right classroom?”
  • “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  • “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
  • “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
  • “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  • “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

  • “I forgot about the midterm.”
  • “I’m gonna FAIL.”
  • “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
  • “Please help me study.”
  • “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
  • “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
  • “I live at the library now.”
  • “Do you need help with the chapter?”
  • “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
  • “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
  • “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
  • “Do you even know how to read?”
  • “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
  • “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
  • “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
  • “Sleep is for the weak.”
  • “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
  • “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
  • “Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

  • “What’s for lunch?”
  • “Please trade lunches with me.”
  • “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
  • “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
  • “I would kill for a taco right now.”
  • “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
  • “There’s pizza today.”
  • “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
  • “Ugh, this is expired.”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
  • “Did you make this?”
  • “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
  • “I made brownies.”
  • “Let’s eat outside today.”
  • “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
  • “You’re in my seat.”
  • “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

  • “I can’t run for my life.”
  • “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
  • “Why do you look so red?”
  • “I’m DYING.”
  • “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
  • “I can’t run anymore.”
  • “Your team is going DOWN.”
  • “Are you okay?!”
  • “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  • “Think fast!”
  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I dare you to race me.”
  • “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

  • “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
  • “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
  • “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
  • “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
  • “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
  • “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
  • “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
  • “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
  • “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
  • “Class rings are overrated.”
  • “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
  • “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
  • “I can see your underwear.”

Detention

  • “Wanna skip?”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
  • “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
  • “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
  • “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “They put me in here just for being late…”
  • “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
  • “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
  • “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
  • “This is prison.”
  • “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
  • “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
  • “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  • “I’m taking a nap.”
More Unusual Questions for your Muse

🦇- If your muse had wings, would they be feathered and bird-like, leathery bat-like wings, or insect-like fairy or butterfly wings?
🙊- How good are they at keeping secrets?
🎖- Is your muse the “forgive and forget” type or do they hold grudges?
⚖️- If your muse had superpowers, what would they be?
📐- Did your muse get an education? What was their best subject in their studies?
🖋- If your muse was an author/poet, what kind of stories would they write about?
📕- What “Banned Books” could you see your muse reading?
🔖- When they shop, does the price or product matter more?
🐶- If your muse was forced to get a pet, what would they get?
✌️-How often did they get into trouble as a kid?
⭐️- What’s their favorite constellation in the night sky?
🍼- Would your muse raise an abandoned orphan they found or opt to relocate them to an orphanage instead?
🏄‍♀️- What kind of leisurely sports do they partake in on their downtime?
💐- What are their favorite flowers?
👑- How would your muse react if they suddenly found out that they were the long-lost heir to a rich kingdom?
👒- If your muse were to take someone on a first date, where would they go and how would they behave?
💥- if Your muse wakes up with complete amnesia, how would they react? How scared would they be? What caused it?
🍳- What does your muse’s typical breakfast, lunch, and dinner look like after their larder has been fully replenished?
🎣- Would your muse go fishing for any reason? Would they catch-and-eat or catch-and-release?
🎼- What part in a choir would your muse sing? Soprano (½), Bass, Tenor, or Alto?
🎬- Pick three movies you could see your muse watching (and enjoying)
🎨- Find two famous pieces of artwork you think your muse would enjoy.

different headcanon questions!!

1. What are three Netflix shows that they’ve rated five stars?
2. Where do they prefer to read? On the sofa, in bed, at a table, on the porch, in a cafe?
3. Do they like to play games? What kind of games: video, card, board? What are some of their favorites?
4. What’s their food weakness? What food can they never turn down?
5. Do they prefer movies or TV shows? Why?
6. What holiday is their favorite? Which is their least favorite?
7. What’s their diet like? Are they vegetarian, vegan? Do they have any food allergies that make them have a special diet?
8. What sort of toys did they play with as a child?
9. How often do they go grocery shopping? Do they tend to do one large trip, or smaller ones throughout the week?
10. Do they eat breakfast? What’s a typical breakfast look like for them?
11. Do they like going to museums? What type of museums do they like to go to? Art, science, historical; interactive, quiet, a mix?
12. How do they organize their books? Alphabetical by author, by title? By size, color, date published? Is there any rhyme or reason?
13. Have they ever been do Disney World/Land, or any other amusement park? What do they prefer to do at them: go on the rides, play the games, eat the food?
14. How do they eat their popcorn? What do they put on it?
15. When do they pay their bills? As soon as the bill comes in? At the last moment? Or are most of their bills automatically taken out of their account?
16. What time do they normally go to bed? How many hours of sleep do they usually need to function in the morning?
17. Do they have cable, or do they rely mostly on Netflix, Hulu, and other streaming services?
18. What is their preferred weather? What would be a perfect weather day?
19. Are they more of a snacker throughout the day, or they eat three meals and call it a day?
20. Have they ever had an imaginary friend?
21. What were they a part of in high school/college, if they went? Were they a part of any clubs, did they play any sports? What clique would they have been considered a part of?
22. Do they have a favorite restaurant? How often do they go to it, and what’s their usual order?
23. How do they prefer to watch movies? In the theater, on a streaming site, from an owned DVD/digital download, rented from somewhere?
24. Do they watch any sports? What are they a fan of, and what teams do they root for? Do they watch the games/matches on TV or do they try to be there for some in person? Do they just catch the highlights on their phone later on?
25. What do they prefer to do in the summertime? Do they like going to the beach, do they prefer camping, staying in the city? Do they like to stay indoors and away from the heat?

Get To Know Me Questions

1. What is your full name? 

2. What is your nickname? 

3. What is your zodiac sign?  

4. What is your favorite book series? 

5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? 

6. Who is your favorite author? 

7. What is your favorite radio station? 

8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? 

9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? 

10. What is your current favorite song? 

11. What is your favorite word? 

12. What was the last song you listened to? 

13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? 

14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? 

15. Do you play video games? 

16. What is your biggest fear? 

17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? 

18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? 

19. Do you like cats or dogs better? 

20. What is your favorite season? 

21. Are you in a relationship? 

22. What is something you miss from your childhood? 

23. Who is your best friend? 

24. What is your eye color? 

25. What is your hair color? 

26. Who is someone you love? 

27. Who is someone you trust? 

28. Who is someone you think about often? 

29. Are you currently excited about/for something? 

30. What is your biggest obsession? 

31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? 

32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? 

33. Are you superstitious? 

34. Do you have any unusual phobias? 

35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? 

36. What is your favorite hobby? 

37. What was the last book you read? 

38. What was the last movie you watched? 

39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? 

40. What is your favorite animal? 

41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? 

42. What superpower do you wish you had? 

43. When and where do you feel most at peace? 

44. What makes you smile? 

45. What sports do you play, if any? 

46. What is your favorite drink? 

47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? 

48. Are you afraid of heights? 

49. What is your biggest pet peeve? 

50. Have you ever been to a concert? 

51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? 

52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? 

53. What fictional world would you like to live in? 

54. What is something you worry about? 

55. Are you scared of the dark? 

56. Do you like to sing? 

57. Have you ever skipped school? 

58. What is your favorite place on the planet? 

59. Where would you like to live? 

60. Do you have any pets? 

61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? 

62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? 

63. Do you know how to drive?

64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? 

65. Have you ever had braces? 

66. What is your favorite genre of music? 

67. Who is your hero? 

68. Do you read comic books? 

69. What makes you the most angry? 

70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? 

71. What is your favorite subject in school? 

72. Do you have any siblings? 

73. What was the last thing you bought? 

74. How tall are you? 

75. Can you cook? 

76. What are three things that you love? 

77. What are three things that you hate? 

78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? 

79. What is your sexual orientation? 

80. Where do you currently live? 

81. Who was the last person you texted? 

82. When was the last time you cried? 

83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? 

84. Do you like to take selfies? 

85. What is your favorite app? 

86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? 

87. What is your favorite foreign accent? 

88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? 

89. What is your favorite number? 

90. Can you juggle? 

91. Are you religious? 

92. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? 

93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? 

94. Are you allergic to anything? 

95. Can you curl your tongue? 

96. Can you wiggle your ears? 

97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? 

98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? 

99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? 

100. Are you a good liar? 

101. What is your Hogwarts House? 

102. Do you talk to yourself? 

103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? 

104. Do you keep a journal/diary? 

105. Do you believe in second chances? 

106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? 

107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? 

108. Are you ticklish? 

109. Have you ever been on a plane? 

110. Do you have any piercings? 

111. What fictional character do you wish was real? 

112. Do you have any tattoos? 

113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? 

114. Do you believe in karma? 

115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? 

116. Do you want children? 

117. Who is the smartest person you know? 

118. What is your most embarrassing memory? 

119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? 

120. What color are most of you clothes? 

121. Do you like adventures? 

122. Have you ever been on TV? 

123. How old are you? 

124. What is your favorite quote? 

125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? 

BTS REACT TO YOU HAVING THE SAME PERSONALITY AS JUNGKOOK

JIN:

“awWwWwh hOW cUtE cOMe hErE” *pinches your cheeks*

you: *Gets into muay thai fighting position*

JIN: woAh thEre kidDo¡!¡

Originally posted by jxnhyungs

YOONGI:

“What is your favourite sport?”

You: “Overwatch”

Originally posted by jeonbase

HOSEOK:

“HAIIIIIII~~~~I LObeu yuU”

you: “Thank you for your great love and we want to be with you all the time”

Originally posted by jhope-shi

NAMJOON:

“Where do you think our souls go when we die?”

You: “oH maN hOly sHieT….. mAybe …bIG BoOtY”

Originally posted by jhope-shi

JIMIN:

“ESCYUJI MEE.. Jungkook …. no i mean y/n.. will you be…”

You: “im sorry…… I’m taken”

Originally posted by sosjimin

TAEHYUNG:

“wHatUp brUdA”

You: “dA sKy iS uP…siSTa. (dO i loOk liKE a bRUda 2 U mR)”

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

JUNGKOOK:

“——-M__A__——R—___R__—–Y ____M __——-E—-”

You: “E—__M____ Y——___R___—-R——-___A___M——

yOU’lL neVEr guEsS wHaT thIs sAys”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

*got a married a month later and now have three toddlers that are world heavy weight champions*

Originally posted by ohh-korea

Admin NoodleCat

the time we gave the dm a headache

Orc: So, your party saw the Barron that we’re after, yes? Did you see what he looked like?

Fairy: Yes, I’m pretty sure we have a good idea. He was fairly buff and, rather, naked.

Orc: (Cackling) Was he well-hung?

Fairy: (Snorting) Well, Butters, our gnome, would have the best idea, given their height.

Butters (me): (Snickering) Do I… know what he’s sporting?

DM: You can roll to recall but if we’re at a point in the campaign where you’re measuring NPCs dick siz-

Me: (Deadpan) I rolled a 19.

Questions for developing the biology of a new species or race

Something to remember when developing your new species or races: always remember that your unique race/alien race should not distract from the narrative. It is always fun to experience new and different peoples that can be so similar to humanity while being so different. But you don’t want to create a main species that is so utterly alien that it distracts from your narrative. The details of your race should enhance your story, not needlessly complicate it.

So! With that in mind…

Starting from scratch:

  • What about them says “other”?
  • How are their environmental conditions reflected in their biology?
  • What texture/color is their skin or outer layer? Why?
  • Do they have hair? If so, where and what color(s)? What texture(s)?
  • How many biological sexes are there? How many genders?
  • How many cones do their eyes have?
  • How many limbs do they have? How are they used?
  • How many fingers/toes do they have? How has this altered their number system?
  • Were they the only race on their home planet that evolved to “intelligent?”

For further development:

  • How would it describe its setting?
  • Do they have physical traits specific to their class or caste?
  • What traits do others of their species find attractive? Why?
  • Do they use special tools to enhance or repair damaged/failing physical traits or senses (glasses/contacts, prosthetics, wheelchairs)?
  • What unifying characteristics set them apart from humans? What do they have in common?
  • What dietary needs do they have?
  • Do they use special ornamentation (clothing, jewelry, tattoos) to show rank, occupation, heritage, etc.?
  • How do they relate to temperature or climate?
  • Do they have joints or tendons that move in a way that would seem unnatural to humans?
  • What is their sexual biology like? Is it analogous to ours, or something entirely different?
  • What recreational activities are healthy/positive for their biology?
  • How does their body respond to various types of excitement or emotion?

Creative exercises for species/racial development:

  • If someone were write a wanted poster for a criminal of this race, what features would the notice highlight? Why?
  • What are (or hypothetically would be) the most popular plastic surgeries among people of this species?
  • What is their average morning routine? How do their care for themselves, physically, on a daily basis?
  • Write a short story in which someone of your new species/race attempts to put on a set of human clothes or visa versa. 
  • What is the most popular sport and how is it played? How do the species’ unique traits play into the game, if at all?

Check out the rest of the Brainstorming Series!
Magic Systems, Part One
Magic Systems, Part Two
New Worlds
Cultures
Civilizations
Map Making
Politics and Government
Belief Systems & Religion
Guilds, Factions, & Groups
War & Conflict
Science & Technology