The UNCUT version of What A Catch Donnie, including a Pete Wentz (he edited out his part because he hated the nasty cgi effects of him on deck of the sinking ship, 3:29)

  • Ethan:*implies something sexual*
  • Simon:hey what the fUCK do you think you're doing talking to me like that emoN ISN'T REAL
  • JJ:*goes all out with innuendos, blatantly states that he will fuck him*
  • Simon:haHahAHAhAhahAhahAHa lol you're so funny JJ omg stop lmao

when I was in the 10th grade I had this classmate … who was a smartess. and one time we had this conversation about english books. (it was probably the most awkward conversation)

classmate: I’m reading this book which is really difficult to understand and there’re some complicated word even my english teacher couldn’t translate them, it’s really interesting and serious and it’s a great book! And I was like: oh…I thought you were good at english? can you tell me the name of this book please? and she goes: its called TWILIGHT. 

potter-a-day july: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

this month, i’m going to illustrate one (or more) characters from jk rowling’s harry potter series. hopefully this project in conjunction with all my jobs will teach me some better time management skills, which i need because i forgot i was doing this project til today (incidentally 1 july). so bear with me because i’m very tired.

who better to start off this month than the dursleys? ✨

anonymous asked:

woozi, sick. Thanks!!

rated: i for im not even sorry


“Have you saw your dad’s new music video yet?” You ask, scrolling mindlessly through your new subscriptions on youtube. Woozi quirks a brow and moves over to sit on your lap; your first instinct is to wrap your arms around his waist and nuzzle your cheek into his back.

“What are you talking about?” He asks, twirling the swivel chair around with you both on it. 

“The new Bangtan video for Sick (Dope)?” You open your eyes as you say it, as if it will somehow clear the situation up.

Jihoon can’t help but to chuckle in response to your silliness (he thinks it’s precious), but face-palms nonetheless, “Are you suggesting that Min Yoongi sunbaenim is my father?” 

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m suggesting.”

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