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Imagine all of us have two friends who have been dating for years and we just know one day they are going to get married, and then after like years of dating and posting cute photos of themselves and hanging out with everyone together, they just fall off the planet and nobody sees them together for like a year and they stop posting photos and none of us have a clue what is up with them.

And then we start hearing rumors that they got engaged and are planning a wedding, but they haven’t told anyone about it, so we are all just hanging out waiting for the announcement and the wedding invitation, but they don’t come, Instead, we get an article announcing that $80 million dollars was spent on this wedding that nobody actually knows about. Then we get a few people saying, “I heard there is definitely a wedding taking place.” Then another dude or two says, “I had to buy my tux because I’m in the wedding.” Meanwhile all us are still waiting to hear from the happy couple and are still waiting for our invitations to arrive in the mail and nothing.

Then one random day we get a video of the couple kissing at the alter and then the camera pans to the crowd and nobody is there and the groom says, “Uh, where in the world is everyone?” And we just stare at them through the screen because we know why nobody is there. YOU NEVER ANNOUNCED YOU WERE ENGAGED NOR DID YOU SEND OUT ANY INVITATIONS. How the heck were we supposed to just know about the wedding and show up for it?

That is why I do not understand this plan for Harry’s supposed album. I would love to be able to get excited for my newly engaged friends. I would love to get an invite in the mail. I would love to know when and where and how and who is involved. I would love to go buy a nice dress and a nice gift. But, alas, I can’t do any of those things because NOBODY will announce the damn thing. I don’t think it’s asking for much to at least get a confirmation that a wedding is taking place, especially if they want me to show up for it.

anonymous asked:

Senpai, Do you know where I can watch bsd comics....? Cause I really want to know who Fordor is.

Dazaiscans is ur lord n savior they’re vry caught up with the current chapters pls go show them some love for their hard work.

Akutagawaprize usually vry kindly provide us with raws if u can read japanese so go show them love as well.

purrsia you diiiid put this into my mind tho-

it’s like those one guys that were on the amazing world of gumball

I MADE HIM

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Character Aesthetic: Soos Ramirez 

I know who my family is now, and it’s you dudes.

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some wintery/christmas-y hypothetical OW skins >3c 

shout outs 2 my buddy jaq for the mei and rein ideas and @trustme-im-a-pirate for the genji idea <3

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“You were directly involved in bringing down the Empire. You and Artoo. So I don’t know why you’re calling me Master. Why you call anyone Master. Seems like people should call you that.”

“Why…I…I don’t know, sir. Programming, I suppose. All droids must do as they are programmed.”

OF COURSE Poe Dameron cares about the civil rights of droids and respects them as individuals. He’s not going to perpetuate a weird slavery hangover where even heroes of the Galactic Civil War are programmed to scrape and bow to humans and call them ‘master’. 

anyone else who thinks this is fucking terrifying? he’s straight up telling everyone to blame the judge and the entire court system for any future terrorist attack. this isn’t just mr. pissboy throwing a tantrum, it’s worse than that. this is preparing the groundwork, so that when a terrorist attack happens, trump can blame the court system and justify weakening it to gain more power. it’s the fucking Reichstag fire all over again

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“The moment we sat down and talked to each other, we had like a natural connection right away. He said to me afterwards that the most important thing for him was to feel comfortable. He had to be comfortable with me and I had to be comfortable with him to do all the stuff that we did this season. I think we just clicked and he felt as much as I did.” (x)

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“This mah squad, better move aside boy”

Instead of studying for my test, I doodle my predictions for the ep “The new Crystal Gems” while I was listening lots of We Bare Bares songs so yall better listen to this song while seing this thingie

JACK IS A FUN-LOVING BOY WHO LIKES TO DO THINGS LIKE TACKLE SHITTY INTO LEAF PILES AND WRESTLE WITH BITTY SO HE CAN RUFFLE HIS HAIR. HE’S SOFT AND PHYSICAL AND LOVES HIS FRIENDS THANK YOU.

Taeyang trolling CL on IG

It started with Taeyang commenting

‘’Dope video… congratz!!’’

on almost all CL’s recent posts

others joined the fun too

Taeyang started to encourage fans to join too

He posted this on IG

..and even taught fans the right way of using the joke

More YG members finally took notice of the joke

So CL answered to Taeyang’s constant trolling (on which he had to troll again)

But Taeyang wasn’t done

Now they both can’t stop