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The signs as Tyler The Creator’s tweets

Aries: Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Taurus: i hate everything and we are not friends *10 mins later* except harry styles hes cool

Gemini: BEING SAD IS NOT TIGHT

Cancer: I AM A FUCKING TABLE

Leo: I LOVE PASSIONATE PEOPLE SPEAK YOUR FUCKING MIND BE A FREE BIRD FUCK EVERYONE YES

Virgo: @@selenagomez is now 18. so she can now legally take my dick in her fucking ass

Libra: SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO BE BETTER AT SOMETHING, ALL MY FRIENDS HUNT WOLVERINES IN ALASKA

Scorpio: @@mileycyrus Your Barber Is An Asshole.

Sagittarius: JUST REALIZED LOVE IS JUST ENERGY. A SONG, PERSON, FOOD, COLOR, ITS THE ENERGY THAT IT GIVES YOU. MAKES YOU HAPPY RIGHT? LOVE WHAT YOU WANT.

Capricorn: being in love is cool as hell, like having feelings and shit its tight *14 mins later* nvm

Aquarius: OK BYE GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TODAY JUST INCASE YOU DIE TOMORROW AND EVERYONE REMEMBERS YOU AS A FUCKING LOSER THAT SUCKED AT EVERYTHING

Pisces: If Your Friend Was Dying, And The Only Way You Can Save Them Is Letting Them Fart In Your Mouth, Would You Save Your Friend?

“So tell me… has anyone stolen your heart yet or is it still waiting to be taken?” He asked.

She smiled… hoping that her smile.. just her smile.. would give him the answer he was looking for.

He remained silent, looking at her waiting for an explanation. So she sighed and finally said. “Yes.. there was someone.. and he’s the one who holds my heart. He is no longer in my life.. and I am no longer in his.. but the answer to your question is yes.” She said, attempting to mask the sadness with yet another smile.

“Then tell me… what happened? Why would anyone in his right mind give you up? He demanded. She sighed and barely audible said "He was all that I wanted. He has been all I’ve wanted from the time I met him. I wanted him… just him… but he wanted… everyone and so I let him go because his happiness matters more to me than my own if they make him happy then you bet your bottom dollar I want that man to be happy.

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~Excerpts from the book I’ll never write #229

07/01/2015

3:21 pm

A message to the pathetic people who are whining about the game...

Oh, my days. Will you people keep your hating out of the tag? I don’t want to see it. What the hell gives you the right to try and stop people from buying the game and putting a damper on their hype? Just fuck off. I understand the whole thing about the Male Kamui/Soleil support, and I get it. I do. I know that many see it as offensive, homophobic, etc. And I get it. But, yes, it may be offensive, but how in the flying fuck is it homophobic? But anyways, guess what? You don’t have to marry or support Soleil. You don’t have to marry Soleil to anyone, so you can just support her with girls. Holy fuck, you idiots.

And another thing. The whole ‘fanservice’ thing. This game, is made in Japan, and is sold primarily for the Japanese audience. They like the whole 'anime-tiddies’ and stuff. It’s all about cultural differences. And besides, they’ll most likely get censored in the western release. And not all of the game is 'anime-tiddies’ and 'fanservice’. You run in Camilla’s boobs, yes, but the Japanese find it funny. Fanservice and 'anime-tiddies’ are everywhere in gaming. Awakening had 'anime-tiddies’ in the form of Aversa, and Tharja and Tiki were fairly gifted too. You just have to deal with it, and whose to say you’re not discriminating against big breasted women, and we do take offense to what you say(as a big breasted woman myself). Moving on, yes, petting your unit’s faces is…weird. But it’s optional, and the lewd dialogue will probably be censored.

Finally, on of my major gripes with you morons. This game, is not homophobic in any way. You have your gay marriage, however small it is, you ungrateful shit bags. I’m gonna tell you all something. In capital letters for emphasis. GAY MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL IN JAPAN. Yeah. It’s difficult to even get homosexuals into games, because it’s still illegal. So, yeah. Just think about that for a moment. Who knows? America may add more homosexual options in the west. We’ll have to see. So stop begging for gay marriage. Because you have it. And yes, the options are…slightly unstable, but again, the Japanese love this stuff. If you don’t like all this, and can’t tolerate it, then you’re better off just leaving Nintendo’s mature franchises behind because Nintendo caters to the Japanese audience more, and yours words and pleas and bitching has as much chance as a fart in the wind(Yes, I love Basilio, sue me).

So please, just stop. Keep it out of the tag. I don’t want newcomers coming here and seeing all this hate(although I guess I’m a newcomer myself, I’ve only played Awakening and a little part of Sacred Stones). It really is embarrassing, disgraceful, and downright rude to those who want to play the game for what it is. Jesus Christ. You all need to calm down, because at the end of the day, it’s just a game. And to those of you who I’ve seen around the tag telling people to go die just because they like and want to buy the game, let me tell you, this counts as cyber bullying, and it is illegal, and a criminal offence. What are you going to do about it?

Also, and yes, I’m going to call you out, to the person who has Daisy as their avatar, and is going all “Why are you even supporting this game?” “Don’t buy the game it’s shit cause I’m not buying it”, look, honey, we don’t care you don’t like the game or aren’t buying it(words mean nothing, love, for all we know, you’re just a troll are you’re going to buy this without letting anyone know). We just want you to keep your hate out of the tag. So please. Just stop. Because one of these days, you’re gonna be spouting out your hate for the game, and the wrong person is going to take matters in their own hands and let me just say, you’re better off leaving the tag(and hopefully the fandom) because this game, and the future Fire Emblem games, will not be shit.

Thank you kindly, and best regards.

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No but in all seriousness, is there a support group yet for this man’s fucking face or am I expected to just deal with it?