I joined this boxing training thing and I have to wake up at 5:30am every morning to go to a park and like run n shit and I regret signing up because like its humid and I have to do it during the summer break and I honestly can’t be assed but it’s gonna be so good for me and I’m torn

i thought this could only happen in fanfics but apparently it can happen irl too

i went to a restaurant today. after i’m done eating i wiped my mouth with a napkin.

turns out the waiter wrote his number on it