• [Title:The Year 2017]
  • Harry:Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother
  • James:Are we being punished for something?
  • Harry:No
  • Lily:Yeah, is this going to take a while?
  • Harry:Yes... Twenty-six years ago, before I was dad, I had this whole other life. It was way back in 1991. I was eleven (just like you Albus) and just started to make it as a wizard. My life wasn't that good when i met Uncle Ron aboard Hogwarts' Express...
  • Harry:But then someone entered to our cab. Have you ever seen an old movie? Where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, “see that girl? I’m going to marry her someday” This wasn't the case. A brown bushy haired girl with bossy voice was looking for a toad. And then she left...
  • Harry:I never thought I’d see that girl again. But it…
  • Harry:…turns out, I was just too close…
  • Harry:…to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming. Because that kids…
  • [Kids intently listening keenly interested]
  • Harry:…is the true story, of how I met your Aunt Hermione.
  • James:Aunt Hermione?
  • Albus:I thought this was about how you met mom!
  • Harry:Will you relax? I’m getting to it, like I said: it’s a long story.
  • Ginny [from the other room]:Kids don't get tricked! He's gonna make you listen seven years of being the hero. SEVEN YEARS! Besides! By then he already met m-
  • Harry:Anyways...

louis: we are dating

liam: cool

niall: so, like who’s a bottom and who’s the top ;)

harry: *alarmed* NIALL WE HAVEN’T–

zayn: wait you guys already had sex??

harry: *practically panicking* NO–

liam: and how was it?? :)

harry: *pissed off* he topped and it was good

louis: *HEART EYES*