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Uta is a Koukaku-User?

So judging from the Tokyo Ghoul Trump Cards, they’re all divided according to the types of kagune they have. Most of the bikaku users are in the Spades, koukaku in Diamond, rinkaku in Hearts, and ukaku in Clovers.

Does that mean Uta is a koukaku-user? He’s under the Diamonds faction (Tsukiyama Shuu ace). He never showed them naughty bits when he fight. And Floppy will be a koukaku user too? Although it may imply to him using a koukaku quinque often. Even Akira got a quinque which was a combination of bikaku and koukaku (Amatsu).

TL:DR, Uta is probably a koukaku. Probably. xD

IT IS KIBA’S BIRTHDAY!! IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY. HE MUST BE HAVING LOTS OF FUN WITH HINATA AND SHINO AND AKAMARU. THEY’RE PROBABLY GONNA POP BY KURENAI’S. HIS MAMA AND HIS SIS WILL GET HIM A NICE CARD. WHAT A GREAT DAY, KIBA’S BIRTHDAY

The best (graduation) card EVAH!

If i didn’t know any better I’d think this was a letter from McGonagall and not polaroidcats… 

Okay I’m pretty sure it was McGonagall who sent this! 

*heart eyes* 

But wait, whats this??? 

Another card?

*DEAD* 

THIS CARD IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!!! 

*unaltered still of Remus and Sirius from the movie My Own Private Idaho. UNALTERED!* 

Trophy wife being proud of me.

sshhh that’s totally his ‘proud face’ it’s just that his acting skills are out of this world and us mere mortals cannot interpret them 

But then, just when I think I couldn’t love this card any more: 

LA PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE!!! *heavy breathing* 

Thank you again polaroidcats for this amazing card, it made me so happy and emotional cos it’s so great and it was so sweet of you and I’m getting emotional again ok I think going into awkward potato mode so I should stop talking *see no evil monkey emoji X100* 

Bonus pic of Remus and Sirius in Animagi form puppies and glitter!

(no but like, this sticker is perfection! The puppies actually look like the puppies!!) 

noregretzkys asked:

hi can we be friends? what is your credit card #? have you ever killed a man? did you or did you not enjoy it? who is slade?

yes hello my credit card number is 666-666-666-666, i may or may not have ever killed a man, i have no deep feelings about it, slade wilson is wade wilson’s estranged brother who grew the longest pony in all of history to spite his brother who is generally wittier, more self aware, and better liked than slade is, but who cannot grow hair as a direct result of his rubbery corpse body.  their feud is ongoing and often referred to in popular culture as marvel vs dc.

It feels wrong to me when a character in a card game anime loses because they didn’t know an opponent’s card’s skill or effect.
To me, it seems like a cheap way to win and reflects an amateurish mistake. If you don’t know what a card does, ask. It’s also proper etiquette to ask your opponent if they know what your card does, and explain it to them so they understand.
I mean, even if you’re an antagonist, if your opponent ask what something does, you’ll look very silly saying “no because I’m the bad guy.” Explaining card skills so the audience understands right away what it does adds its own type of suspense. “How is X character going to get out of this mess?!” or “Oh wow! Y character has a strong card!”
Changing that set up slightly also makes both characters seem more competent. The wielder of the strong card looks stronger because they didn’t just spring a skill out of nowhere. The opponent of the strong card at least looks like they tried and didn’t just lose to an asspull.

On another, but similar note, misplays kill me inside. I’m talking about major misplays. My personal least favorite was Takuto’s loss to Voidkuto. Takuto used Ezel Scissors’s unlock skill while his opponent was on a breakride that locks rearguards. That fight has annoyed me for about a year now.

Then there is the realism. I’m pretty sure that even the worst fic writers know that drawing into a playset of a card one after the other is highly unlikely. I’m looking at the time Kai drive checked an entire playset of Tahrs. No, he didn’t really look cool to me at least. He just looked like he stacked his deck when no one was looking.


Ppppbbbbvffffttttttddxvbnjbvbjknv

Playing cardfight ruins the anime for me.

kaneklkun submitted:

Kabuto:

Hang on, don’t give up hope yet. Maybe I can help you kids out a little.

With my ninja info cards.

With my ninja info cards.
With my ninja info cards.
With my ninja ninja ninja ninja.

With my ninja info cards.

With my ninja info cards.

Sakura:
What the heck are those?

Kabuto:

Ninja info cards.
With my ninja ninja ninja ninja.

With my ninja info cards.

With my ninja info cards.

Sakura:
What the heck are those?

Kabuto:

Ninja info cards.

With my ninja info cards.

It’s hard to explain.
My ninja info cards.
But these cards-

My ninja info cards.

They’re chakra encoded-

My ninja info cards.

With everything I’ve learned-

With my ninja info cards.

They may not look like much-
My ninja info cards.

In fact, they appear blank-
My ninja info cards.

Shows the geographical distribution-

My ninja info cards.

Of all the candidates-

My ninja info cards.

With my ninja info (ninja info cards).

With my ninja info (ninja info cards).

With my cards cards cards cards.

With my ninja info cards.
They may not look like much-

My ninja info cards.

In fact, they appear blank-
My ninja info cards.

It’s hard to explain-

My ninja info cards.

Sakura:
What the heck are those?

Kabuto:
Ninja info cards.

These cards-

My ninja info cards.

They’re chakra encoded-

My ninja info cards.

With the villages they come from-

My ninja info cards.

You can save time-

With my ninja ninja ninja ninja.

(Ninja cards).

(Ninja info cards).
They may not look like much-
My ninja info cards.

In fact, they appear blank-

My ninja info cards.

Well, you get the point-
My ninja info cards.

I’ve never seen as much-
With my ninja info cards.

Naruto:
I haven’t a clue what’s going on here, but I’ll act like I do. Believe it!

Kabuto:
Oh, Naruto. It’s hard to explain.

My body’s just too intense-

With my ninja info cards.

They may not look like much-
My ninja info cards.

They’re gonna work it out for us-
My ninja info cards.

Shikamaru:
Just what do you mean by that?

Kabuto:
My ninja info cards.

I can’t promise anything you know about-
My ninja info cards.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

Captain Falcon:
Yeah, punch!

Kabuto:
These cards-

My ninja info cards.

They’re chakra encoded-

My ninja info cards.

With a description of where they’re from-

My ninja info cards.

With the villages they come from-

With my ninja info cards.

They may not look like much-

My ninja info cards.

In fact, they appear blank-

My ninja info cards.

In the four years I’ve been coming-

My ninja info cards.

I’ve never seen so much-

With my ninja ninja ninja info cards.

tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started

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                                          T H E  L O V E R S   ♔   L E S  A M O U R E U X

              “This card indicates true love, a union of two souls truly made for each other.”

v: we are together for a reason.
v: I’m here to accept you.
e: we have claws for a reason.
e: I see you for exactly what you are.