what-are-you-drinkin'

"Little girl blue"

“What good can drinkin’ do” “little girl blue?”
You need “to love somebody” otherwise
drinkin’ will become your “ball and chain.”

Don’t be a “cry baby” all you need is “one
good man,” you could “trust me” my “flower
in the sun?”

I may not have a “Mercedes Benz” but you
can have a “piece of my heart” in wintertime
and “summertime.” Try me out and you’ll never
be “a woman left lonely.”

  • Topic - The carrot spiked the punch with sugar, and Underfell Papyrus has become sugarhigh
  • (Sugarhigh) Underfell Papyrus:I WILL DRAG HUMANITY THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF HELL
  • Underfell Sans:*boss, no...
  • Underfell Papyrus:BOSS YES SANS
  • Underfell Papyrus:NYAHAHAHAHA
  • Underfell Sans:*sweat drops*
  • Underfell Sans:*b-boss...
  • Underfell Papyrus:WHAT SANS
  • Underfell Papyrus:CAN YOU NOT HANDLE THIS? PATHETIC!
  • Underfell Sans:*stop drinkin'
  • Underfell Papyrus:ITS SUGAR SANS
  • Underfell Papyrus:SUGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
  • Underfell Sans:* b-but boss--!
  • Underfell Sans:* where's that lazy carrot when you need him?!
  • Underfell Papyrus:*grabs carrot* RIGHT HERE SANS
  • *A carrot gets thrown across the room
  • Underfell Sans:* do somethin'!!
  • Underfell Sans:* we're doomed....
  • Underfell Papyrus:I AM DOING SOMETHING
  • Underfell Papyrus:UNLIKE YOU!!
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he runs around the room*
  • Underfell Sans:*DON'T MAKE IT WORSE!!!
  • Underfell Sans:*grumbles*
  • Underfell Papyrus:NYAHAHAHAHA
  • Underfell Sans:*'m gonna kill him...
  • Underfell Papyrus:*A distant "I HEARD THAT"
  • Underfell Sans:*I'LL MURDER YOU!!
  • Underfell Papyrus:NOT IF I DO FIRST
  • Underfell Sans:........
  • Underfell Sans:*do it, I dare you
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he comes charging at his brother*
  • Underfell Papyrus:I'M COMING FOR YOU BROTHER!
  • Underfell Sans:*he then grabs and tries to drag his sugar-high boss*
  • Underfell Sans:*you’re h-heavy....
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he's struggling to get away*
  • Underfell Papyrus:LET ME GO
  • Underfell Papyrus:NOW, SANS, LET ME GO
  • Underfell Sans:*boss! the other one is gonna steal your glory!
  • Underfell Papyrus:WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OTHER ONE?"
  • *** Yuuki has renamed this conversation to "I WILL DRAG HUMANITY THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF HELL" ***
  • Underfell Sans:*the one's wearing an orange hoodie!!
  • Underfell Papyrus:WHAT HIM? HES TOO MUCH LIKE YOU
  • Underfell Sans:*b-but boss!!
  • Underfell Papyrus:: BUT BOSS WHAT
  • Underfell Sans:*he's the one that spiked the drink
  • Underfell Papyrus:OH
  • Underfell Papyrus:THAT’S GREAT
  • Underfell Sans:*w-what....?
  • Underfell Papyrus:I SAID IT’S GREAT ARE YOU NOT LISTENIN OR SOMTHIN??? *he is starting to crash*
  • Underfell Sans:*b-boss.....???
  • Underfell Papyrus:Whaaaaaa...
  • *Uf-Papyrus.exe has crashed*
  • Underfell Papyrus:UGH this party was a mistake
  • Underfell Sans:*Uh…. b-boss....? a-are ya okay....?
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he seems to be mumbling, but you can't understand. You manage to hear "C-can you get me some punch, sans?"*
  • Underfell Sans:*wh-what....?
  • Underfell Sans:*b-but boss.....
  • Underfell Sans:*didn't you have enough?
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he forgot the cause of the sugarhigh already*
  • Underfell Papyrus:I need somethin' to drink
  • Underfell Sans:*boss... last time you drink it, you burned almost everything
  • Underfell Sans:*hands you alcohol instead*
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he looks around*
  • Underfell Papyrus:oh.
  • Underfell Papyrus:*takes alcohol instead*
  • Underfell Papyrus:whatever the carrot can pay for it
  • Underfell Sans:*mhm....
  • Underfell Papyrus:U-uh sans??
  • Underfell Sans:*ya, boss?
  • Underfell Papyrus:Is it possible for a skeleton to have an upset stomach?
  • Underfell Sans:*shrugs* *probably...
  • Underfell Sans:*... don't tell me ya have a....
  • Underfell Sans:*.... temmie-ache? *wiggles eyebrows*
  • Underfell Papyrus:Y-you should probably step away...
  • Underfell Sans:*u-uhm... okay....
  • Underfell Sans:*steps away*
  • Underfell Papyrus:*he proceeds to throw up*
  • Underfell Sans:*are ya feelin' okay, boss??
  • Underfell Papyrus:N-no more parties, Sans
  • Underfell Sans:*nope. nu-uh...
  • four months later:New topic - The blueberry spiked the punch and everyone is drunk
  • Underfell Papyrus:GET OUT OF THE CLOSET SANS
  • P drunk Underfell Sans:*gets out of closet*
  • Underfell Sans:*d-do ya need me....?
  • Underfell Papyrus:I THOUGHT I SAID NO MORE PARTIES
  • Underfell Sans:*b-but....!
  • Underfell Papyrus:THIS IS A TOTAL DISASTER
  • Underfell Papyrus:WE’RE LEAVING!
  • Underfell Sans:*gets dragged away*

                 “othniel!”  she  swayed  as  she  drunkenly  caught  sight  of  her  friend.  she   threw  her  arms  around  him  when  he  game  into  sight  while  her  face  pressed  to  his  shoulder.  he  smelled  nice.  guys  always  smelled  nice.  “what’re  you  doing  here?  you  don’  like  drinkin’!

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