tumblerisforcasuals asked:

Can you translate Nakajima's Engrish for me, fujo?


“BIG TITS ARE WONDERFUL*. Men saving women is wonderful. Women saving men is wonderful. Small tits are wonderful. VIDEO GAMES ARE WONDERFUL. Calm down and play a game that makes you happy.”

*”Life” in engrish can be a thing that drives people, motivation, but it can also mean something that’s just great or wonderful. Either reading probably works here given the context.

(I suppose he could’ve also meant these things are a PART of life, but the wording probably would’ve been different if that were the case)

“There are serious issues in the world. People are starving, children are dying in the streets, people are sold into slavery all over the world, a girl with big tits in a video game is not the thing you should be focusing on”

anonymous asked:

show me your best gif

omg I thought you wanted me to show you my breast. I was like, “Well you’re going to be sorely disappointed…”

The best gif I have in my gif folder (not mine)as of now is:

Because… I mean… must I explain?

Michael Clifford- What Are The Odds?

Not requested

Requests are open! Masterlist is in my bio!


The boardwalk was pretty crowded for a Wednesday night, but then again, it’s a pretty popular attraction. There are roller coasters, Ferris wheels, and other fun stuff. But me? I just come to hang out with my friends and walk around for a while. Maybe get something to eat somewhere in between. Today, it was hot. So most people were on the beach, including my friends and me. There were a bunch of guys in front of us playing volleyball and I silently thanked the Lord for this view. What’s better than sweaty guys on a beach? Not much, that’s for sure. One guys caught my eye though. He had dark hair and was very tall. Not very muscular, but he was extremely attractive. He just got my attention when the ball landed in front of me and he ran over and got it. But he didn’t leave without sending me a wink. I’ve been staring at him ever since. He would glance at me every now and then, but he never came up to me. It was about 6 o'clock at night when my friends and I decided to go get something to eat on the boardwalk. But we had to head back to our house first to shower and get ready. As we were leaving, I looked at the black haired boy one more time before we went to the car and left.

I didn’t really need to get dressed up; it was just dinner on the boardwalk. I had on a pair of skinny jeans and a black t-shirt that had the word “Nirvana” printed across it. It’s one of my favorite band shirts. I slid my combat boots on and grabbed my side bag and went downstairs to see the rest of my friends waiting for me.

“Are you ready, Y/N?” Jamie asked.

I nodded, “Let’s go.”

The walk back to the boardwalk was short since we live so close to it. It was just a crowded as it was earlier as we maneuvered our way through the crowd of people. We found a small restaurant and sat down on a table outside so we could watch the sunset. In the middle of dinner, I saw the boy with black hair from the beach across the boardwalk looking at me. I perked up a bit in my chair and looked down at the table.

“You okay?” Shea, my other friend asked me.

“Yeah, you remember those guys on the beach playing volleyball right?”

They all nodded in response.

“Well one of the players is across the boardwalk.” I shyly pointed in his direction.

They all looked up and Jamie gasped, “Oh my…the one with the black hair is staring at you.”

I slowly looked back over at him to see him smirking at me. I blushed and looked away quickly.

“Hey, Y/N, what are the odds you go over there and kiss him?” Jamie asked.

“What? No way!” I chuckled.

“You can’t say know, you just have to say the odds.”

“Uh, one out of ten.” I responded.

“Okay, Shea, count down from three.”

“Three, two, one.” She mumbles looking at her phone.

“Eight.” Jamie and I both say at the same time.

Jamie laughs and I groan and put my head down on the table. Fuck. Now I have to do it.

“Do I seriously-”

“Yes.” Both Shea and Jamie cut me off.

I groan again and stand up, “Fine.” I walked away from the restaurant and towards the black haired boy. He was now facing away from me talking to his friends. When I was closer to him, his friend nodded in my direction and he turned around and faced me. Before he could ask me what my name one, I smashed my lips against his. He was taken back a bit, but then he kissed back. His friends hollered at us, but he just wrapped an arm around my waist. Not going to lie, I was enjoying this a lot. His lips fit perfectly with mine. The way his tongue swiped across my bottom lip asking for entrance, which I granted, made my heart skip a beat. I gripped onto his shirt, holding him closer to me. That was, until he pulled away from me. We were both out of breath as we gazed at each other.

“I’m Michael.” He breathed.


“Well, Y/N, is that how you greet everyone?”

I chuckled, “No, actually. I was dared to do this.” I pointed at my friends.

He looked over at them and laughed, “Make sure to thank them for me.”

“Well, you could thank her yourself if you and your friends come and join us?” I suggested.

He smiled, “We’d love to.”

This is an (some what) odd request

Hi, I’m Rebecca. I have two tattoos currently. One is an elephants, just the outline of it, from a side perspective, and it is on my right rib cage. Although I would much rather expand upon my left side, this is the tattoo that I have been planing on expanding since I got it. I would really like to add more detail to the elephant tattoo itself but nothing over the top, and I really want to add some floral patterns or just flowers to this expansion. So, what I am request is for ideas.

If you have an idea please shoot me a message or a submission, if your suggestion is a picture for example. I really hope to be able to expand by the fall, and have a great masterpiece on its way by next summer.

Thank you for reading this, and thank you in advance to any one you helps.

flourpicker asked:

Thoughts on the sinlord :^)

    Thoughts Meme || ACCEPTING
              adding ‘anonymous’;
                     asked: thoughts on kamui

              “my thoughts on kamui?” what an odd request to ask of him.  something compelled him to speak.  but… but he didn’t want to say it.  it was embarrassing.  but his mouth was open before he could stop it. “he’s kind.  but he’s stupid.  stupid, stupid, stupid.  but i love him nonetheless.  we all do.”

anonymous asked:

Sorry if this is an odd request but what does Meadow's seizures look like? Would you mind posting a video? I just want to know what to do if my baby ever has one... or what to do if I see someone having one.

I just recently posted a video in Meadow’s prayer group! Give me a few I’ll post a video for you…

If anyone doesn’t want to see I’ll tag it as ‘meadowsseizurevideo’ so you can block it. xx

anonymous asked:

Can we see your eyes teemo? I know that's an odd request, but I don't even know what friggin eye color you have.

-Teemo laughed and shook his head.

“Theyre blue….”