what-am-i-even-supposed-to-do

@memoirs-of-a-future-lawyer thanks for tagging me in this!! I have been tagged in lots of these kinds of things recently and I’ve done a few of them before which is why I haven’t done them but this one is pretty new so I’m doin it (thanks though @ everyone that tags me in the other stuff)!! i’m gonna do another one I didn’t do so hang on! ANYWAYYYY


Rules: Bold all the things that apply to you!

I am in high school (us brits would say secondary school I guess ahaha)
I am in college/university
I’ve graduated college/university
I like my job
I’ve worked a job I’ve hated
I’ve never had a job
I am shorter than 5’5
I wear glasses* (I’m supposed to but i never do oops) 
I have a tattoo
I have more than one tattoo
I don’t have tattoos but I want some
I’m vegetarian
I have allergies (i don’t even know what i’m allergic to wat)
I’m self-conscious about my body
I’m sarcastic (n people don’t get it it’s awful)
I’m shy (depends on the situation)
I’ve been called over-emotional
I have a strange sense of humour
I’m atheist
I have red hair
I have blonde hair
I dye my hair regularly
I wear a piece of jewellery at all times
I am an only child
I have more than three siblings
I have a niece
I have a nephew
I’ve failed a class
I couldn’t choose a favourite song
I can play an instrument
I can speak two or more languages
I’ve hugged someone in the last 24 hours (friends count right)
I’ve kissed someone in the last 24 hours
I have a best friend
I’ve known my best friend for more than 10 years
I have met a friend from the internet
I’ve kissed someone of the same sex
I’m in/have been in a long distance relationship
I’ve had a one night stand
I’ve had sex in the past month
I’ve been dumped more than I’ve dumped someone
I’ve cheated on someone
I’ve met someone famous (yAS I’ve met jourdan dunn, robert sheehan (I didn’t talk to him though), and tkay maidza!!)
I’ve been out of my home country
I’ve broken a bone
I’ve spent more than six hours straight online
I’ve done volunteer work
I’ve won a prize at school
I have friends who are married
I have friends who have children of their own
I have been in a wedding party
I’ve ridden in a limousine
I am a morning person
I am a night owl
I like anime
I like Disney movies
I like comedies more than action films
I like action films more than comedies
I always order dessert
I hate fast food
I can’t cook
I enjoy puns 
I enjoy being alone
I read for pleasure
I don’t play video games
I believe in ghosts
I believe in aliens
I enjoy conspiracy theories
I’ve been somewhere considered ‘haunted’
I’ve stayed up all night for no reason (TOO MANY FLIPPIN TIMES)
I’ve had a Skype call with more than four people 
I can’t keep secrets
I’m good with children (depends on the child)
I’ve cheated on a test (LOL)
I’ve watched an entire season of something in one day
I am wearing something green right now
I am wearing something yellow right now
I am wearing something purple right now
I’ve never tried alcohol
I’ve had alcohol while underage (when you say underage is that the legal age to buy or consume?? because the legal consumption age is something like 3 years old I swear lmao)
I’ve played a drinking game
I’m scared of snakes
I’m scared of heights
I’m scared of spiders
I’m scared of clowns
I collect stamps
I collect comic books
I keep old bus/train tickets
I have more than three keyrings on my keys
I don’t know the words to my national anthem
I’ve been to a professional sports game (wimbledon it was gr8)
I’ve had my hair cut in the past month
I’ve cosplayed
I can’t swallow pills
I miss someone right now :((

That’s it!! that was quite fun SOOOO I’m tagging ALL MY FOLLOWERS/anyone that wants to do it (just because I didn’t tag ur url doesn’t mean u should get all shy GO AHEADDDD) if you do do it then tag me so that I can seeee!! (same for the next one I’m about to do) :DDDD 

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12 Signs of a Marijuana Newbie:

1. They bum weed, then expect you to be the guide for the evening. 

“I don’t have to pay for this right? I just want to try a little bit.

2. They embarrassingly struggle to successfully light it up: 

“Wait, when am I supposed to suck? Ha, suck. Okay seriously though, do it for me.”

3. The first hit: they sound like your great grandmother having an asthma attack.  

“You okay over there?

4. You’re now forced into the conversation you’ve had a million times. 

“So this is what it tastes like. This tastes weird. Like salty grass.”

5. They’re thirsty.

“My tongue is so dry, I can’t even form sentences. Damn, that H2O sure looks good. Can I have some?”

6.They lose time.

“How long have we been sitting here? “The Walking Dead” is going to be on soon, right? No? It’s only been a half hour?

7. They’re hungry.

“I’m totally craving pizza right now. With ice cream.”

8. They’re tired.

“Dude, my eyelids are so heavy right now. Like whooooa.”

9. Everything is just soooo coooool.

“This music speaks to me.”

10. Like, really fucking cool.

“But those clouds speak to me more.”

11. Ooooo! Is a freakout a-comin’?

“What’s the meaning of life?”

12. Nah. Just another stoner in the making.

“Definitely pizza. And this nap I’m about to take.”

www.hightimes.com

wilder-weave asked:

⊗ IRITH.

Irith squirms. “I don’t -understand- him. He says things that don’t make sense!”

“‘Hi Zyn! How are you?’ He’ll say … something like 'Noodle!’ And what am I supposed to do? He’s not eating noodles. And if I ask questions, the answer is either 'noodle’ or 'Don’t ask questions.’ It’s … it makes me anxious!”

“I don’t like how I can’t ask questions!”

“I also don’t like his glasses. How can he even… oh just one?”

“Okay.”

*pout*

In our series of “How fucked up and dysfunctional are the NHL concussion protocols?”, let me introduce you to Mike Babcock.

 “Well, I think when a player says he’s okay to play and keeps playing, he’s okay to play,” Babcock said.

“I put an unbelievable amount of duress on my poor trainer when he’s taking some player off the ice who should be killing the next penalty,” Babcock said. “You have no idea how kind I am during that interaction.”

“On our team, when someone is unconscious or dazed or looks like they’re supposed to go to — what do they call it? — the dark room or whatever. I mean, some of these things aren’t even anything. They’re going to a dark room? I don’t quite get that,” said Babcock.

Toronto Star

Peter came back later to collect his coat and TB said “You cannot talk to Gordon like that in a room full of people” and Peter said that in that case he was happy to quit the job that TB had given him. “I have had enough. I am not going to put up with it any longer, being undermined by GB and getting no support from here.” He picked up his jacket, walked out again and slammed the door even louder than before. I looked at TB and he looked at me and we both stood there shaking heads. TB sat down and said “What am I supposed to do with these fucking people? It is impossible.” It was so absurd that we ended up laughing, probably because we couldn’t think what else to do.
—  Gordon and Peter’s fight, part 2, while Alastair and TB have simultaneous freakouts over Peter’s drama queen antics, in the Alastair Campbell Diaries. (2/2)
It seems like every time I show an interest in someone, they don’t reciprocate it. But when I stop showing it, their feelings becomes louder? Like what is up with that? Am I not suppose to show someone I like them even when I do? Am I suppose to ignore someone who makes me happy in hopes of making them want more of me ultimately?
—  Why is playing hard to get with someone you want a thing now?
I was taking a shower...

Because it’s where I like to do all of my thinking. 

And I thought back to some random anon I got that was like, ‘Why do you even care? It’s just a baby. Get over it.’ And I was like, ‘Wait, why do I care so much?’ It was then that I realised why I fundamentally care and am genuinely upset about all of this.

It’s because I hate being treated like I’m a fucking moron. 

I really held back prior to the supposed birth of this baby because never in my craziest dreams could I have ever thought up something so totally fucked as what they’re trying to make people believe, and I actually thought that they would have ended it by now. But once this bullshit started on the 22nd of January I went into go big or go home mode, which thankfully first resulted in a viral Buzzfeed article about the character assassination of Louis Tomlinson. 

“Win”, indeed.

This shit was easy enough to expose to the general public on Saturday, but what has transpired in the however many days it’s been since they tried to convince people that Louis Tomlinson is indeed straight™, has only made this thing infinitely more ridiculous than I think anyone could have ever anticipated. 

If you’re trying to tell me that “extremely private” Briana Jungwirth has all of a sudden, after nine months of radio silence, decided to take to Twitter, the most hostile of all internet places, to try and convince us that she has gone from this:

To this:

To this:

in less than a year, then you are out of your fucking mind. These are all photos from her Twitter account, which her family has confirmed is hers. So unless there’s some mighty troll out there running fake accounts for this entire family, this is the “official” word coming from this woman. 

Amongst the 65 tweets she’s managed to post since the creation of this account last week, the first of which was a reblog from Louis Tomlinson’s sister, are gems like:

And:

Not to mention that she appears to have followed Louis’ entire family before she even followed her own mother:

But enough about her.

If you think for one fucking second that I’m going to believe that Louis Tomlinson has managed to fuck off the entirety of his immediate family and social circle to the point that the only hint of some kind of congratulations he’s gotten is a RT of @Louis_Tomlinson’s tweet about the baby from his mother and sister, then think again. Not to mention that said tweet is literally the only word he’s said on the matter. Via Twitter. HE ANNOUNCED A BABY VIA TWITTER. 

Does whoever in charge of this inconceivably ignorant stunt actually believe that this fandom is full of fucking idiots? I give the girl on twitter claiming women can be pregnant ‘FOR YEARS’ more credit than 1DHQ at this point. Where’s she at? Let’s throw her fuckin say in the mix because at this point YOLO! WHYtf the fuck not? 

The fact that this entire charade is so farcical that the calm and rational discussions I have had with people about it resulted in the common belief that it would be more likely that this is a surrogacy or adoption situation gone rogue, or the notion that there is not and never was a baby, is how far this has spun out of hand. 

And THAT is why I care.

I don’t care what car he drives, if he can even afford a car, I dont care what job he has and how much he makes, I don’t care who his family is, and where they came from…I just don’t. What am I supposed to do with that? I would walk miles barefoot with a man who’s religious, over sitting in a comfortable car with a man who’s not. I’d sleep on the floor with a man who’s God fearing over sleeping in a big comfy bed with a man who isn’t. I can sacrifice and compromise easily with someone who has a strong imaan. I can fall in love easily with someone who I know loves Allah more than they will ever love me.

BUT THE DALEKS AREN'T EVEN and AMY EDSH WHWYRE WHYWHYWHWYWHYWHJHd

EWHEWHESDK WHAT IS EVVENE EWITh MY FEELS KSHFK dHELP MEENKdh AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE OPENING TITLES I’LL JUST SCREAM AND CRY AND JSDFJDK

DINOSAURS MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS AND A BABY WEEPING ANGEL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EVEN BE FEELING I CAN'TRTNJNR

AND THEN THE MASTER AND THE DOCTOR AND AMY WHY DDSJKHDK AND THEN FUCKING HUGE ASS CYBORGS AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AND THEN LESTRADE WITH A GUN OMG HIS DIVISION I CAN’T I CAN’T ALL THESE FEELS NOE HRJFDHFD

AND ALL THE DOCTOR WHO FANS WILL BE SCREAMING AND WE WILL LOOK AT EVERYONE AND BE LIKE

AND AND AND I JUST CAN’T BECAUSE A BABY FUCKING WEEPING ANGEL AND THE MASTER I CAN’T I AM SOBBING

AND HERE HAVE TARDIS GIFS BECAUS I CAN’T

oh my god i’ve been feeling pretty good today and my friend asked me out a couple days before then got mad because i didn’t like them and now they’re super self-loathing and the bad vibes are rubbing off on me and suddenly i feel like shit but they need help so i’ll just have to force myself to get over it since they need me but it’s really toxic jesus christ

anonymous asked:

Can you give me tips for writing?? Please and thank you!

I’ve never given writing tips before so I will try my best, and I hope SOME of this helps :)

I am forever writing, no matter what I am doing i have my ipod or a notebook with me AT ALL TIMES. No matter if the idea that i get is going to turn into an actual story/one shot, I write it down. 

So TIP 1: Write down any little idea that comes to your head, even if you don’t want to do much with it. Usually, when I am writing I am able to combine many different ideas into one project.

Music I have actually read, classical supposedly, is supposed to help get your mind into the right “mindset” to be creative. I tried classical but it didn’t do anything for me. Usually I make a playlist of sad music for sad stories and upbeat for like fast pacing and such, I make the playlist then just go and write.

TIP 2: listen to music, of course this can really be have some sort of background noise but make sure its not something that is going to distract you.

I use tumblr and pinterest to find prompts, both dialogue and those “use this scene to create…” I have a folder on my laptop of nothing but prompts. When I am having a “sluggish day” I go and choose a prompt and I just write. Even if it results in less than a paragraph, I write.

TIP 3: Don’t be afraid to take things from other works, even if it’s a line from your favorite book, and make something that is you. Something that fits things you enjoy writing about.

TIP 4: Don’t pressure yourself. That is the best way, I have found, to get writer’s block. Sitting there and trying to force something will only result in you getting angry and annoyed and it will result in you not being creative.

TIP 5: Do not let your inner critic make you believe that everything you write is crap. This is something I struggle with daily (it’s the main reason i have yet to write any actual piece of writing in a very long time that is made up of only my ideas instead of being fanfiction and what not for tv/books). We are our own worst critics, and most of the time it’s lying. 

TIP 6: If you are struggling to get an idea across, maybe you don’t like what you’ve written, don’t be afraid to ask someone whose opinion you know can be trusted and open for their advice. I personally have a select handful of people who read EVERY thing I write, even if they aren’t in that fandom.

TIP 7: NEVER run yourself ragged that writing isn’t fun for you anymore. This happened to me this past November, so much so that I nearly took a break from the blog. Creativity should ALWAYS be fun, even if its for school or for money.

ALWAYS HAVE FUN, NEVER DOUBT, AND JUST WRITE.

Like I said above, I hope at least one or two of these are what you were looking for. If there was something specific, please feel free to message me again with whatever it is and I will do my best to answer it! <3 :)