what's with the sass

Okay wow. Excuse me while I sob grossly over this amazing reception I got tonight??? I had no idea people actually missed me and I am just like a puddle over here from all of your being so nice ‘n whatnot. I really missed being around and I promise I’m going to be more active again. Because writing makes me feel better and I’ve been awfully stressed and depressed as of late. <3

ALSO! If we had a thread going and you’d like to continue it, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! I know it’s been like, two months or longer since I last replied, so I would be okay starting something new if you want! But if you’d like a thread continued, just poke me and I’ll reply. I have most all of them in my drafts.

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! But now I must sleep. I shall return in the morning!

anonymous asked:

Passion fruit and Papaya please? (Or all of them, because I wanna knoooow)

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?
I’m not really sure what is meant by style but it’s probably 

Salt. Shitpost. Sass.

-Sapphiresoulmate’s Sinister Trinity

This is how I roll.

[edit I forgot the second one lol]

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

I LOVE SONGS. I can’t just choose one.So I’ll choose 6.

Moira dela Torre - Malaya

-It’s in Filipino but all time fave. Really sad song but somehow it always gets me in the mood.

Glaiza de Castro - Dust ‘til Dawn

-Wanna be hella inspired with some angst

Rag ‘n’ Bone Man - Arrow

-just please listen to this masterpiece

Gabrielle Aplin - Night Bus

-buses and remembering stuff is one of my fave shit ever

Imagine Dragons - Levitate 

-but frankly any song from them

Taylor Swift (Cover) - Riptide

-y’all won’t stop me from loving this song

Yes, my song aesthetics is basically edgey sad bittersweet songs.

ok but at what point did Qui-Gon realize he’d said “The Queen doesn’t need to know” to the actual Queen.

at what point in the battle planning did Padme very deadpan say to him, “the council doesn’t need to know?” or something like that

at what point did Qui-Gon realize that under no circumstances should Obi-Wan and Padme be allowed to become friends because they will sass him to death

at what point did the young Queen realize she and Qui-Gon were saltmates

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

  • ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
  • ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  • ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  • ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  • ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  • ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
  • ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  • ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  • ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  • ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  • ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  • ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  • ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS.
  • ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  • ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  • ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  • ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  • ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  • ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  • ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  • ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
  • ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
  • ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
  • ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
  • ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
  • ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  • ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  • ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
  • ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  • ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
  • ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
  • ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  • ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  • ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
  • ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  • ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
  • ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
  • ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  • ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  • ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
  • ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

Hey, I know the tmi book fandom has mixed feeling about book!Alec (he could be a bit of an asshole), but let’s forget that for a moment and relive some of these legendary quotes:

Preach:

What a savage:

1st part: deep and important

2nd part: sass


well

see? savage

same alec. same

i don’t even have an observation this just made me laugh 

adorable

and of course

i saved the best for last

9

Heyah guys ! 

This one took me way too long to draw (and i’m not a huge fan of it. The drawings are really meh XD).

The previous “What Should You Watch”:

-Lost [X]    

-Wynonna Earp [X]

-In The Flesh [X]


And once again, if you have questions about the shows or suggestions etc… my ask box is open.

What littles need to hear

- Did you just say no?
- Who’s the boss here?
- Come little one.
- Now.
- What just came out of your mouth?
- Did you just sass Daddy/Mommy?
- Over my lap. Now.
- You better close that mouth of yours.
- You do NOT talk to Daddy/Mommy that way.
- Do not make me repeat myself.
- Don’t give me cheek little one..
- 3… 2…
- Do you need to go in time out?

“ Well that outfit doesn’t seem to be working on me, OR you.”

“ Don’t flatter yourself. I said ultimate, ass wholes, sweet heart. You’re just a sad plain one.” 

Whats this? TWO doodles in one day ( 6 v 6 ; ) guess i got it bad with these two lol