what's with the face leo no really what

So, the gang is hanging out...
  • Leo: *grinning* Hey, Neeks, what does Aphrodite look like to you?
  • Nico: ...
  • Will: ...
  • Annabeth: Leo, maybe that isn't such a-
  • Nico: She looks a lot like Percy-
  • Annabeth: WHAT NOW
  • Percy: WAIT REALLY
  • Will: *looks down*
  • Nico: *completely poker-faced but slowly starting to grin*
  • Nico: You know, if Percy was taller, tanner, blond, blue-eyed-
  • Percy: JASON WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, BRO
  • Nico: Freckled, was a healer, was a son of Apollo, and much hotter.
  • Everyone but Percy: *dying of laughter*
  • Percy: Okay, that is just RUDE. *looks at Jason desperately* I'm still your type, right, bro?
  • Jason: *completely sincere* Of course, bro.
  • Percy: Bro...
  • Jason: Bro...
  • Piper: So... I'm still here... You know... Your girlfriend...
  • Annabeth: Welcome to the club.
  • Annabeth and Piper: *glare at Hazel and Calypso*

what does an aries do when they have no energy for life? atrophy 
what does a taurus do when they have no resources to act, no money or nourishment… existence is futile 
what does a gemini do when they have no one to communicate with? the mind dries 
what does a cancer do when they come home to solitude? the four walls can become a prison 
what does a leo do when they look in a mirror and see only shame? its like the sun will never rise again 
what does a virgo do when they can’t face their own thoughts? they’re not confused, just in hiding 
what does a libra do when they have been betrayed? put another air bubble around that heart
what does a scorpio do when they have no more energy to fight? sleep and die
what does a sagittarius do when they are sad? it really is like never seeing the sun again 
what does a capricorn do when they stop dreaming? deteriorate, lose their purpose
what does an aquarius do when they are misunderstood? keep drifting…keep drifting 
what does a pisces do when they can never get sleep? madness calls, life is the nightmare

the signs as twenty one pilots quotes
  • Aries: "Fight it, take the pain ignite it."
  • Taurus: "I took some food for thought, it might be poisoned."
  • Gemini: "I've got two faces, blurry's the one I'm not."
  • Cancer: "While you're doing fine, there's some people and I who are having a really tough time getting through this life, so excuse us while we sing to the sky."
  • Leo: "Now I'm insecure, and I care what people think."
  • Virgo: "Sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind."
  • Libra: "The songs on the radio are okay, but my taste in music is your face."
  • Scorpio: "I am not as fine as I seem."
  • Sagittarius: "We should take a moment and hold it and know that life has a hopeful undertone."
  • Capricorn: "I'm evil to the core, what I shouldn't do I will."
  • Aquarius: "I'll stay awake, 'cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight."
  • Pisces: "The few, the proud and the emotional."
The Signs As Questions That Keep People Up at Night

Aries: Is finding purpose in a purposeless existence really even worth it?

Taurus: When you are nearing death, will you be able to face it knowing you’ve done all you could or will you face it with regrets and childlike fear?

Gemini: Are you prepared for how much it will hurt when your love leaves you?

Cancer: What will you do when your parents die?

Leo: When your pet dies, will you be strong enough to be there to comfort them?

Virgo: Is what you have chosen to do something that you will actually succeed at?

Libra: Which of your friends will die before you tell them how much you love them?

Scorpio: Will you ever stop hurting?

Sagittarius: Do you think that, broken as you are, you could be a parent and love a child unconditionally?

Capricorn: do u eat ass

Aquarius: What would your friends and family say and do if you died tomorrow?

Pisces: would you fuck Bowser but like if, you had to eat his ass first which i mean is a bit of a deal breaker for some but

Harry Potter Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "Books! And cleverness! There are much more important things - friendship and bravery."
  • Taurus: "It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
  • Gemini: "We've all got both dark and light inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on, that's who we really are."
  • Cancer: "So you're gonna suffer, but you're going to be happy about it."
  • Leo: "Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas."
  • Virgo: "The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end."
  • Libra: "We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."
  • Scorpio: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
  • Sagittarius: "You're a wizard, Harry."
  • Capricorn: "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
  • Aquarius: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
  • Pisces: "Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?"
Zodiacs: What they seem like (perception) vs what they really are (reality)

Aries: 

Perception: aggressive

Reality: afraid of rejection


Taurus: 

Perception: lazy

reality: had enough of people’s bullshit


Gemini:

perception:  two faced

reality: two faced 


Cancer: 

perception: cry baby, emotional 

reality: smart ass 


Leo: 

perception: attention seeker

reality: knows how to have fun


Virgo:

perception:  cannot stand unclean surroundings 

Reality: the only thing they are good at is cleanliness 


Libra: 

Perception: people’s person 

Reality: Lonely as Fuck


Scorpio: 

Perception: Hyper-sexual 

 Reality: Just needs someone to cuddle after the sex 


Sagittarius: 

Perception: Adventurous and high spirited 

Reality: Clingy and afraid of living alone 


Capricorn: 

Perception: workaholic 

Reality: THE ONLY SIGN OF ALL ZODIACS WHO HAS ITS SHIT TOGETHER


Aquarius: 

Perception: Honest, Good friends 

Reality: Heart breakers, liars 


Pisces:

Perception: Always heartbroken or sad

Reality:  Always on Tumblr 

jammyrainbow  asked:

I feel like this is a bit of a silly question or I'm being a little annoying but I came out to my parents as pansexual. I was wondering, how would you boys react if your S/O told you about their sexuality, it being gay, bi, pan or even trans???......

[[Hey dude since like Mikey here’s the Pan Panda I’ll let him answer first.]]

“Ey dude that took a lot of courage to come out, and I wanna say a big Congratulations for having that kind of courage.” Glancing at his bros he smiled. “Donnie and I know how hard it can be to come out to a parent and even more so when you have to describe what the sexuality is to your parent or guardian.” Laughing at the look on Donnie face he could hear the groan from Leo and Raph Remembering what Master splinters reaction. 

“M-Master splinter uh, didn’t really understand that there were more than two types of sexuality and well when Mikey came out first he asked if that meant he was attracted to k-kitchen wear.” Donnie said as he pushed up his glasses.

Nodding Leo placed his hand on Donnie’s shouldergiving it a slight squeeze before he spoke, “I think I can speak for all of us when I say that a persons sexuality isn’t their defining attribute. You love who you love, you are who you are regardless of sexuality or gender.”

Stepping up Raph crossed his arms, “For us it’s more about the heart hell yer talking two four giant mutant turtles, we ain’t gonna judge ya for anything unless yer doing something illegal n’ shit.”

[[the boys fight for equal rights, cause you should be able to love who you love]]

The Signs as experiences with my boyfriend that I’ve documented

Me (Capricorn, Aquarius Dominant) and Tyler (Aquarius, Pisces Dominant)

Aries:

Me: “If you got to talk to an alien, what’s the first thing you’d say?”
Tyler: “Fuck you, aliens!”

Taurus:

Tyler, skateboarding past me: “What’s up, nerd?”

Gemini:

Me: *standing at the fridge* “Do you want applesauce?”
Tyler: “Nope”
Me: *starts to close fridge*
Tyler: *lunges at the fridge* “WAIT I LIED”

Cancer:

Tyler: *rolls over and smacks the wall in his sleep*
Tyler: (to the wall) “Oh, sorry”
Tyler: *keeps sleeping*
Me: *tries really hard not to laugh loud enough to wake anyone up*

Leo:

Me: *touches tylers face*
Me: “Hi”
Me: *climbs over his chair/ onto him*
Me: “Hello”
Me: *blocks the view of his computer*
Me: ….
Me: “Give me attention”

Virgo:

Tyler: *squints at something in the car*
Tyler: “Is that a leaf or a dorito??”
Tyler: *looks closer*
Tyler: “Its a dorito.”

Libra:

Tyler: “One of the Spice Girls is Baby Spice right?”
Me: “Yep”
Tyler: “That one’s you”
—-
(Because I don’t really do spicy food)

Scorpio:

Me: *climbs onto tyler’s lap*
Tyler: *slow evil laugh*
Me: ??? “Stop that”
Tyler: *laughs harder, more evil*

Sagittarius:

Me: *zoning out*
Tyler: “wah” (duck noise)
Me: *looks at him*
Tyler: :0 “What that wasnt me”

Capricorn:

Me: How old is Bill Nye?
Tyler: Probably like 200…not that old yet

Aquarius:

*gets comfy in bed*
“Tell me about space”

Pisces:

Tyler: *starts booping my nose*
Me: “Heyyy what are you doinggg??”
Tyler: “Booping your snoot.”

you know those phone calls you have with someone, and they just start yelling at someone they're with while on the phone with you? yeah, here's how the signs react to that.

Aries // “uhhhhh, are you talking to? ‘cause I know you’re not talking to me. not with that kind of attitude and tone.”

Taurus // *giggles with a really adorable confused look on their face*

Gemini // *surprised and lowkey smiling* “oh my Goddd.”

Cancer // *stays silent*

Leo // “haha. yo, what the fuck?”

Virgo // “are you done? well can you stop?”

Libra // *sets the phone down and/or turns the volume all the way down*

Scorpio // *doesn’t know whether they should laugh or stop listening*

Sagittarius // “DUDE STOP YELLING AND LISTEN TO ME. what? NO I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID YOU’RE ON THE PHONE WITH ME.”

Capricorn // *hangs that bitch UP*

Aquarius // “can you stop being rude? I’m not into that so just stop?”

Pisces // “who is that? the person you’re yelling at? but why are you-”


check your sun, mercury and mars signs! :)
this may not be for everybody

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Skye looked up as Fitz stomped into the room, expression stormy. “Oh, that’s just fantastic. Keep flirting with [f/n], Mr. What’s-His-Face!” he grumbled loudly to himself, frustration clear in his tone.

Skye put a hand over her mouth, trying to contain her laughter at the scientist’s complaining.

“What’s so funny?” Fitz snapped, not really intimidating in the slightest despite his efforts.

“Nothing,” Skye giggled, looking away. “You’re adorable when you’re angry. And I’m quoting [f/n] when I say that. You don’t have to worry about What’s-His-Face.”

*not my gifs

anonymous asked:

hi! What's your Mars sign and what do you like or don't like about it?

I have Mars in Leo and it’s actually one of my favorite placements! I like it because it makes me a really energetic and outgoing person, I like to think that I’m fun to be around! But on the downside it makes me very prideful so when I feel like I’m being attacked I get really aggressive (verbally usually). I’m really not afraid to hit below the belt or bring up your secret dirt to throw it in your face. When I get mad, I have no filter and I speak before thinking about the other person’s feelings or the consequences of what my big ass mouth gets me into.

the signs when they're drinking
  • aries: *pokes person's face* dude. your face. is so. soft.
  • taurus: *non stop flirt machine*
  • gemini: weeeeeell i have NO CONTROL over what I'm saying rn so I'm going to tell you ALL my secrets and idgaf so settle down and enjoy the show
  • cancer: *speaks so fast they tell you their whole damned life story in about 3 and a half minutes - from birth to that point in time. and you didn't understand half of it*
  • leo: you know what? I really, really, reaaally love me. and you too ofc. but also me
  • virgo: *sits on the floor and is so confused* how did I get here? who are you? what is this place?
  • libra: nO I MUST STAY SOBER AND BE THE DOCTOR AND LOOK AFTER ALL THESE FINE PEOPLE IT IS MY DUTY
  • scorpio: *doesn't really get too drunk because they know their limits and they prefer to laugh at the drunken misadventures of others rather than get pissed*
  • sagittarius: if they were blunt before, its nothing compared to now. and the flush is so real
  • capricorn: *might drink a little but is quite a heavyweight and is so nice and calm and help libra fix everything up*
  • aquarius: I LITERALLY LOVE YOU ALL I AM GOING TO FILL MY YEARS OF NO HUGS WITH 100 HUGS TONIGHT AND YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE MY CRY WITH HAPPY TEARS PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR AFFECTION LET IT COMMENCE
  • pisces: literally can't even stand but starts talking really really loud
Reasons the Signs Would Make Amazing Best Friends

Aries: will always be willing to punch that ex that broke your heart square in the face
Taurus: will hug you and know exactly what to say when you’re upset
Gemini: really easy to talk to and they let you rant whenever you need to
Cancer: will protect you and try to understand your emotions and feelings no matter what
Leo: will always reassure you how amazing you are
Virgo: will make you feel incredibly special when they let you in
Libra: will always be trying to make you happy
Scorpio: will protect you through anything and will make you the top priority in their life
Sagittarius: will take you on adventures and make so many memories with you
Capricorn: they will make sure that you are using your abilities to the length they know you are capable of
Aquarius: will make you laugh the hardest
Pisces: the nicest human beings on the planet, and also able to bring out the best in you

This full moon was by far one of the weirdest I’ve had in a while. It went super unexpectedly, very scattered to. Filled with deep lessons and triggers for me and The people I was with, Christina and Jaison. I got triggered big time with aspects of myself I need to give love/healing to, little life lessons for what I truly wish to do and preparing me for what’s to come, definitely a slap in the face. It was really great though. I feel just really good about things, even though these lessons were hard. I feel like I’m on the right path with the right people. Can’t even putt it all into words but I needed to blog about this for sure, to look back on.

1/24/2016 Full moon in Leo.

The signs as Metalocalypse quotes
  • Aries: "Hey, I ain't no therapist but I hate your moustache."
  • Taurus: “Don’t you take away my ability to have tantrums!”
  • Gemini: "Tits… A fish… A fish with tits. Titty fish."
  • Cancer: "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."
  • Leo: "I was actually the president of the voting-sucks club in high school."
  • Virgo: "This is heavy. It hurts my face, boy, I really hates it."
  • Libra: “I love being motivated! I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!”
  • Scorpio: “STOOOOP! I’M SORRY! SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK BUT SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES! WHY DOESN’T EVERY ONE OF YOU JUST GO KILL YOURSELF, IDIOTS! I’M SORRY I’M JUST BEING A DICK!”
  • Sagittarius: "Turn it back on, I wanna see what happens!"
  • "What do you mean? I'm here, that's what happened. Th-That's the end of the story."
  • "Well, it's boring when you say it."
  • "I know."
  • Capricorn: "There is no room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you."
  • Aquarius: "Which do you most, can't the least?"
  • Pisces: “You slapped at my face."
  • "No, I didn't."
The Signs Giving "Constructive" Criticism
  • Aries: You should make it more visually appealing :/
  • Taurus: I don't think you're getting enough out of it tbh
  • Gemini: Try to look at it from another perspective
  • Cancer: it doesnt convey how you're feeling "you dont know how im feeling" it doesnt convey how youre feeling right NOW "i wrote this when i was 10" then why did you show me??
  • Leo: Omg!!! thats great let me show you what i did "thats not really-" ...maybe you can learn from what i did!!
  • Virgo: [tells you where you went wrong and what words you should change it to (in the event of speaking/writing)]
  • Libra: Add depth, youre showing it from a face value! devolpment!
  • Scorpio: here [draws something] this is how i should see the character. It looks great, but, this would make it better.
  • Sagittarius: Wheres the adventure at tho
  • Capricorn: [roasts it] "that doesn't help me-" [calls you a little bitch]
  • Aquarius: [tells you 100% everything you did wrong] ...but idk tho its your work :)
  • Pisces: [points out a few things] ... but im sorry its really good and i like the plot i just fucking bashed and all of the characters who, if i knew them, id fucking hate them but :) its great besides that :)
WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE
  • Aries: "This is ridiculous... I would've just punched the serial killer in the face."
  • Taurus: *Isn't really paying attention*
  • Gemini: "I'm not even scared. Scary movies aren't even scary." *Hides behind pillow a quarter of the movie*
  • Cancer: *Hidden behind a pillow the whole time*
  • Leo: "What is she doing... This is so dumb." *is lowkey scared*
  • Virgo: "This might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen... There's so many holes in the plot..."
  • Libra: "DID Y'ALL SEE THAT?! OMG."
  • Scorpio: "That's a high quality butcher knife if I do say so myself."
  • Sagittarius: "RUN INTO THE WOODS! RUN!"
  • Capricorn: *sleeping*
  • Aquarius: "This is so creative... What do you think they used for the blood?"
  • Pisces: *Nervous laughter* "I'm not even scared!" *Uses a night light for the following two years*
the signs based on people i know
  • aries: always moving/very active, forgets little things but remembers the important things, somehow manages to get everything done even when procrastinating
  • taurus: goofy sense of humor, wants everything to be perfect (and it usually is), good at listening and helping people with their problems
  • gemini: always has funny stories to tell, is /really/ good at one thing, has big ambitions for the future
  • cancer: great at putting a smile on other people's faces, super charming, can get what they want from almost anyone
  • leo: fiercely protective, loyal as hell, will do anything for their friends
  • virgo: notices every detail about everyone, good at problem solving, gets the best gifts
  • libra: very ambitious, friendly and friends with everyone, a person that everyone seems to like
  • scorpio: firm in their beliefs, never lets anyone change their mind once they've made it, killer fashion sense
  • sagittarius: interested in just about everything, once they start something they always follow it through, good at talking to/meeting new people
  • capricorn: independent, tells the best jokes when you least expect them to, will do anything to reach their goal
  • aquarius: flexible, good at bouncing back when something bad happens, good at making the best of bad situations
  • pisces: good with change, compassionate, has some of the best imaginations, very open