what's weird

I really hate these, but I really love them too, here I am again, weird selfies, bad discription and way to many tags.

Hi I’m Savanna (she/her) and you’re all beautiful human beings! Come talk to me if you want, I’m an socially awkward potato, so don’t expect too much from me.

bonnef  asked:

No worries. Idk if my old professor is still at CSU his name is Fenton. He was hysterical. Talking about Michelangelo obviously being gay because his ladies have pecs with boobs suction cupped on top. 😝

It’s not Fenton, though I think Fenton came up in class once? As a ‘faux bitter rival” thing.

It’s not clear HOW the Dented Orange Boobs came to be, because if mike’s letters were any indication, half the roman court ladies were trying to get in his pants, and some succeed, so presumably he’d seen a boob at least ONCE.  

My personal theory is that Mike knew what Boobs Looked Like, but since those statues are in the tomb of Julius VI, the jackass that harangued him into painting the ceiling and was kind of an all-around jacakss and womanizer, Mike deliberately sculpted the WORST BOOBS POSSIBLE on the statues so that if Julius would be getting any tail in the afterlife, it would be from hideous Dented-Orange-Boob-Men.

movement test!! still have some small things to fix yet but for the most part the animation meme’s coming along nicely!! :0

‘i care about poor people but i wouldn’t even throw them some crumbs from my dinner. if they want to eat they should work. if they are sick and dying my heart breaks for them but they shouldn’t have access to healthcare cause they’re lazy assholes’
—  republicans

anonymous asked:

if you dont mind me asking what happened between you and your bf? im sorry if this is too personal

it’s none of ur business man

So that just happened

1. My mum just snuck me a slice of cheescake right before I start getting ready for bed. Thanks mum.

2. There is a stray dog in our backyard and I over heard my mum tell my dad “Don’t scare it” a couple times as she went outside and my dad stayed inside. He then proceeded to tell me that “[he’s] gonna set the bunny (or rabbit or whatever) on it”, and something about a snowball. I don’t even know. (We don’t even have a rabbit, or any pets for that matter.) I think he might be referencing Secret Life of Pets but I’ve never actually seen that movie, only him, my brother and my mum have.

Anyways….my family is weird.

to add to this “humans are weird” thing
did you know that humans are the only species on earth with the ability to throw things with any significant degree of accuracy and force (apes can throw with about the force of a human ten year old, but cant lock their wrists well enough for accuracy)

and we just never really think about it bc its so easy and simple to us that pretty much all of our sports are based around the concept of throwing things accurately

so
what if the concept of projectile weapons takes most species FOREVER to get the hang of, or even come up with in the first place.
a human goes onto a ship and throws some trash into the nearest reclaimer, shouts “kobe!” and all the other aliens on board absolutely LOSE THEIR MINDS

I hope you all had a nice Valentine’s Day ~ <3

hold up

the TARDIS is a phone booth
but she’s also a super intelligent sentient being

was the TARDIS the first smart phone?