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The fact that Arzaylea was the one to set shit straight actually makes me feel a lot better b/c keep in mind that she’s the one always looking for attention, so for her to say what she said instead of playing it off like ‘oh yea that totally happened’ means something. But the fact that it was her to own up to it and not the boys themselves does tick me off. At least now we know that not everything in that article was valid.


“I didn’t even realize I was doing it until people told me, but I like trying to make dark things pretty,” he explains as we look at macabre images of the deceased. “I didn’t really realize that was a style.”

  • *Mike's office*
  • Mike: *flipping through papers* Well, I have to say, your C.V is very impressive.
  • Pathologist: *smiles* Thank you, Dr. Stamford.
  • Mike: Do you have any quest-
  • Sherlock: *enters; reading a file* ...she was top of her class, youngest to graduate in her field, a published medical author-
  • Mike: *gaping* Sherlock-
  • Sherlock: *gesturing* You'd be an idiot not to hire Dr. Hooper.
  • Pathologist: ...
  • Mike: *awkwardly* Sherlock, I'm in the middle of an interview.
  • Sherlock: *shaking his head* No, I can't work with her.
  • Pathologist: Excuse-
  • Sherlock: *insistent* Dr. Hooper is qualified, dedicated, honest...everything you are looking for in a specialist registrar.
  • Mike: *rubbing his forehead* You broke into my office and stole her personal details?
  • Sherlock: *matter-of-factly* Obviously.
  • Mike: Look, this is my team, my neck on the line-
  • Sherlock: *determined* If I'm wrong, I'll leave and never come back. You'll never have to worry about locking your fridges at night.
  • Pathologist: *horrified*
  • Mike: *sighs* Fine, fine. Um, Dr. Hughes, I'm terribly sorry about this-
  • Pathologist: *shaking her head; backing towards the door* You're alright. Thanks for your time *leaves quickly*
  • Sherlock: *satisfied* Thank you.
  • Mike: *shrugs* Don't make me regret this.
  • Sherlock: *waiting*
  • Mike: *sighs; reaches for his phone, dialling* Dr. Hooper? It's Dr. Stamford from Bart's. The job's yours if you're still interested *pause* Excellent. Um, is first thing tomorrow too soon? Brilliant, see you then. Bye *hangs up*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* Was that so hard? *leaves the office*
  • Mike: *enters the lab*
  • Sherlock & Molly: *snogging*
  • Mike: *grimaces* Oi! We talked about this.
  • Sherlock: *raises his eyebrow* You have?
  • Molly: *pats his chest* Don't worry, I didn't go into details.
  • Mike: *rolls his eyes* Ha ha. Molly, do you have your report?
  • Molly: *nods* On my desk.
  • Mike: *heads to her desk*
  • Molly: *nudges Sherlock*
  • Sherlock: Oh, Mike? Do you want to come to our wedding?
  • Mike: ...
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Molly lost the invites.
  • Molly: *frowns* You lost them. It was your only job.
  • Sherlock: And flowers.
  • Molly: *affectionate* Oh, yeah, that one flower arrangement. I wonder where we'll put it.
  • Sherlock: *narrows his eyes*
  • Mike: *chuckles* Yeah, I'd love to. Thanks.