what's under your mask

anonymous asked:

What are your headcannons for Flug under the mask? Sorry if this has been asked before!

Look at this smug Anon.

Don’t worry babe, hasn’t been asked yet! <3 I don’t have any, let the poor dude be a paperbag if he wants to. We don’t need to know what’s underneath.

Mass Effect voice Meme

Mass Effect Voice Meme!

Will be doing this soon!

  1. Introduce yourself! What’s your name and where do you hail from? 
  2.  Tell us what drew you into the Mass Effect ‘verse! 
  3.  Introduce your Shepard! What are they like? Who did they romance? 
  4.  Which alien race is your favourite? Why? 
  5. Least favourite alien race? Why? 
  6.  Biotics or tech? 
  7. Do you want to see what’s under a Quarian’s mask? 
  8.  Who is your favourite squad mate? 
  9. Least favourite squad mate? 
  10. . Paragon or Renegade? 
  11.  Say the following words; Ilos, Virmire, Therum, Biotics, Turian, Quarian, Tupari. Sport, Calibrations, Keelah’Selai, Bloody Icon, Humanity, Alliance Flight Leiutenant Jeff Moreau, Cerrice Ice Brandy, Cerberus Cheerleader, Bosh’tet, Krantt, Spectre, Rachni, Chora’s Den. 
  12.  Say the following phrases; “Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations,” “Go for the eyes, Chittikka, go for the eyes!” I AM KROGAN!” “Don’t fuck with Aria.” “Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space! “Assuming Direct Control” “I have a shotgun.” “Uh, sic semper tyrana… (cough)” “This is all Joker’s fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.”  “Find peace in the embrace of the goddess.”  “They’re actually going to let me eat you.” “I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.”  “I should go.”
The Sister - Peter Parker x (f)Reader x Bro!Wade Wilson

Originally posted by wdwlsn

Words: 1077
Pairing: Peter Parker x (f)Reader x Brother!Wade Wilson
Warnings: none!
Requested by anon
Hello! I was wondering, could you do an imagine where the reader is dating Peter Parker, (Tom Holland as Spiderman) but she’s Deadpool’s sister and he gets super protective when she tells him, because he doesn’t want her being in danger.
Author’s Note: So like, I haven’t actually seen Deadpool (even though I really want to) So I kinda based him off of what I do know, so I hope it’s not that bad of a characterization!

Masterlist.


“That’s not fair.” You crossed your arms.

“What, not fair that I’m better at the game than you?” Peter laughed.

“You’re cheating.” You pouted.

“I am not! How could I even cheat on this?”

“I don’t know, you probably messed with my controller somehow.”

Peter leaned over and messed with your hair. “Sure.”

You groaned when your phone began to ring and saw that it was your brother. “Hey.” You said.

“Where are you?” Wade asked.

“Out with a friend.” You lied.

“Oh, are you coming home for dinner?”

“Sure, I’ll see you in a few hours.” You smiled into the phone, “Gotta go, bye!”

You heard him laugh a bit. “Bye.” And the call ended.

You fell back onto Peter’s bed and sighed. He did the same so your heads were close to one another. “Hey, when are you going to tell him?” Peter asked.

“Probably not for a long time.”

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anonymous asked:

Can you write a Kakashi scenario where he finds out the reader is a perv like Jiraiya and teases her about it?

Thank you for the request! I hope this satisfies. I tried my best. :)

Kakashi teasing the pervy Reader

He trailed his hands down her spine, setting her skin ablaze. Her senses became hyperaware and anticipating every move he made. His hands ghost over the clasp of her bra as she ran her hands down his bare chest. She pulled him closer to her as their lips moved in sync. The kiss was drawn out slowly, building the arousal for both them as he unclasped her bra…

The sudden sound of chimes from the store’s entrance brought you out of the world you were currently in. You quickly set the book in your hands down, hiding it under your seat cushion as you rushed to the front of the store to greet the customer that just came in.

The morning had been relatively slow in the book store so you had decided to pass the time by reading one of those cheesy romantic novels that were in the mature section. It was one of your guilty pleasures since you loved to indulge in those smutty books. They always made your mind run wild with ideas and gave you a tingling in your belly. It was something that you were slightly embarrassed about and kept it a well-guarded secret as you didn’t own any smutty books. You only read them here at the book store when you had no customers, unlike right now.

“Hello! Welcome to Konoha’s Books and More,” You announced as you rounded a bookcase, smiling welcomingly when you stopped in your tracks.

You became perplex as you were met with an empty store. You could have sworn the chimes rang as you approached the front entrance. You open the door as the chimes rang once more as you looked left and right from outside. Citizens were walking along outside but none seem to have any interest in the store.

You made sure the shop sign said open, before you shut the shop’s door, taking a look around the shop. It was rather strange. You thought you heard the chimes clear as day, but maybe you imagine it. That was the only thought that comfort you as you investigated the checkout register, making sure nothing was touched and decided to straighten out a few books. You waited by the front of the shop for a good fifteen minutes in hopes that your customer would come back but when no one came, you decided to head back to where you were to enjoy your book once more.

You headed to the back of the shop where you knew a couple of nice chairs sat in a secluded area where you could read peacefully. When you turned the final corner to get to your quiet space, you gasped in surprised as your boyfriend, Kakashi, was sitting in the chair you were once resting in.

Kakashi was casually reclined on the chair and didn’t even look up from the book in his hands, the book you evidently tried to hide under the chair’s cushion. You could feel your cheeks start to reddened as you tried to maintain your composure.

“Kakashi? Wha-what are you doing here? I thought you ha-had training with your team this morning,” you stuttered, nervously, trying to fight off your embarrassment.

“It ended early,” Kakashi answered, not giving any sign that he knew what book he was reading. “and I just popped in to see how my girlfriend was doing this morning, but I think I already know.” Kakashi remarked, finally looking up at you with his one visible eye and a teasing smile hidden under his mask.

“It’s not what it looks like!” You interjected, your cheeks heating up.

“Oh? What does it look like then?” Kakashi questioned, playing along.

“I was reorganizing where those books went,” you weakly stated, hoping he buy the lie but you knew Kakashi was to perceptive for that.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow at you, a smirk forming on his lips. “I don’t think many customers would find it any easier to look under the seat cushion,” Kakashi teased, with a light chuckle. “Who knew I had such a naughty little girlfriend.”

You ducked your head in embarrassment as you barely heard Kakashi raise from his seat to walk over to you. You felt his gloved hand on your cheek as he rose your head up. You saw a kind, gentle look in his eye as he looked down at you. His smile was soft and he was no longer teasing.

“You don’t have to be shamed, Y/N. I was only teasing; I didn’t know you read such things. It was an honest surprise, but a good surprise. I think it’s kind of sexy, ok?” Kakashi admitted, softly as your eyes met his.

The embarrassment was still present on your face as you nodded your head, biting you lip. Kakashi leaned in, giving you a quick peck on the lips through his mask, his hand still gently rubbing your cheek.

“So do you have any smutty books you recommend for me?” Kakashi teased, smiling once more.

“ But how will we do this?Jack this is a five man job and it’s only me and you who else are we gonna-”

Knock!knock!kock!

Geoff and jack stopped conversing about a job they were planning and froze in fear. 

was it the cops?

did they find out?

Jack slowly got up and grabbed her gun moving towards the door and opened it slowly, only to see nobody there.

“ What the hell?” She mumbled, and just as she was about to close the door a sounds ran through that broke her heart into a million pieces. 

A baby’s cry.

Jack looked down to see a small infant wrapped up in a dirty blanket, sitting on geoff’s doorstep. 

Jack looked around to see if anybody was still there, which there wasnt. She sighed and leaned down, scooping up the small child in her arms and walking inside

“ Was it the cops?” Geoff asked as jack walked in and shook her head. 

“ No. we got something that’ll cause more trouble than cops.” She said and geoff stopped looking at the plans and looked at her oddly.

“ Jack what the hell are you-” He began then froze, seeing the bundle of blankets in her arms. “ Jack, why are you holding a bunch of dirty blankets that smell like shit?” He asked and she sighed. 

“ Somebody dropped them off and left, theres nobody there was nobody there, what was i suppose to do?” She asked as he pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. 

“ Give me the kid.” He said and held his hands out as jack layed the infant into his tattoo clad arms. 

He looked down at the infant and tried to stay emotionless, but as soon as the baby’s big e/c eyes met his his heart instantly melted. Seeing it;s dirt covered s/c skin and slight h/c fuzz on the top of it’s head. It big eyes staring up at him as one tiny hand reaches up and grabbed a hold of one of his fingers in it’s entire hand and squeezed it. 

He looked at jack with the most neutral face he could muster at the time. 

“ Jack draw a bath and and give them a bath, im gonna go buy some baby stuff.”

“ But geoff-”

“ no buts! were keeping them!”

Half an hour later they had found out that “ them” was a “her” and they had both decided after three beers and six hours on baby name sites that y/n was now the name of the child. no were not naming her puebert why the fuck would you even suggest that jesus christ geoff

They had decided to raise her themselves, which wasnt the best or safest decision but it was better than sticking her in an orphanage, right?

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First steps


“ Jack i’m fine stop worrying.” 

“ Geoff your bleeding!” Jack said worriedly as they both sat down on the couch after a particularly dangerous heist. 

“ I’ll be okay.” He waved it off, taking another swig of whiskey.

Both of their bickering was noticed by little y/n, who was currently sitting across from then in purple footsie pajamas. you frowned and slowly stood up, crabbing a hold of the coffee table to steady yourself before taking one wobbly step towards them. 

Jack noticed and stopped arguing with geoff, keeping her eyes on the baby girl who was wobbling towards them. ‘

“ Geoff shut up and look at y/n.” She hissed, causing the man to look up and instantly his eyes lit up. 

“ Come on baby, come to daddy.” Geoff said as you two two more steps before falling down onto geoff legs, which he swooped you into his arms and gave you a big hug. 

“ Oh my goodness!” Geoff said as he gave you a big hug.” Good job y/n! you just took your first steps! i think that deserves some icecream, what do you think jack?”

“ Extra sprinkles.”

“ sounds good!let’s go!”

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 First word

“Gavin were stop feeding her cherrios.” Jack said and gavin sighed, turning away from you in your high chair. 

“ But why? she loves them so much!” Gavin whined and smiled at you. “ Dont you love? yes! you love cherrios almost as much as you love your uncle gavin, yes you do~” He cooed and you giggled before continuing to eat your snack. 

“ Gavin just do as we say okay? your new here so dont push it.” Geoff snapped as he took a sip of his morning coffee, this had become their routine. 

Prepare for any jobs that day while taking care of y/n, which gavin had grown qiet close two since he joined the two criminals two weeks ago. ‘

Of course today was a little different than the others. 

“ Gavin im telling you now if you dont-”

“Gavin!” You shouted happily, causing them all to freeze. 

“ Did she just-” Geoff began before jack ran forward with a big smile and took you in her arms. 

“ What was that baby? “ She asked and you smiled. 

“Gavin!” You said happily and jack grinned. 

“ Yes that’s right! That’s gavin!” She said and pointed at gavin. “ Oh my god your first word!” She gushed as she walked out of the room, holding you in her arms. 

Leaving a shocked gavin and angry geoff alone in the kitchen. 

“ My name was her first word? that’s awesome!” Gavin said with a smile, which soon dissapeared when he saw the dark look geoff was giving him. 

“ You bastard……”

“ Ahh geoff no!”

“ COME HERE YOU ASSHOLE!”

“ NO PLEASE DONT!”

“ YOU CANT BE HER FIRST WORD!”

“gavin!”

“ GODDAMNIT!!!”

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“ Daddy who is that?” You asked geoff as you rubbed the sleep out of your eyes, staring at the man in your living room. Who was wearing a hoodie and glasses, staring at the floor then you awkwardly. 

“ Sweetie this is ray, he’s gonna be apart of our crew now.” Geoff said and you walked up and stared at him silently. 

“ Uhh hi.” Ray said awkwardly as you narrowed your eyes at him, before breaking in to a big grin. 

“ Hi! i’m y/n.wanna watch sailor moon with me?” You ask and ray nodded. 

“ Yeah sure i love sailormoon.: He said and you grinned. 

“ Yay! let’s go!” You said as you grabbed the bottom of his hoodie and walked into the living room, ray walking in after you. 

Jack looked at gavin and geoff with a smile.” Told you they’d get along well.” She said smugly.

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“ Who are you?” You asked the masked man who sat on your couch.

 

He turned his head to he looked at you and you cowered away, the silent skull masked stranger wasn’t exactly comforting. “ I’m Ryan.” He said calmly ans you nodded. 

Ryan had joined two days ago and had been informed by geoff about you. so now he was the one who had to stay back and watch you while all of the others went on a heist. 

“ Are you apart of the crew too?”

“ Yes.” He said and your eyes then went to the blond pony tail pointing out of his mask. 

“ Can i braid your hair?” You ask and he looked at you.

“what?” He asked oddly. Geoff had told him he had a kid, he didnt think youd be so chatty with a stranger you just met. 

“ can i? jack taught me how to braid hair and i can do it real well!” You pleaded and he let out a loud sigh. 

“Okay.” He said and you squealed and hopped onto the couch, sitting behind him as he slipped off his mask so you can braid his hair. 

As your tiny hands began to braid his hair you both began to talk. 

 “ Hey ryan?”

“Yeah?”

“ Why do you wear facepaint under your mask?”

“Because.”

“ Okay…”

…..

“hey ryan?”

“what?”

“ Your hair is really soft.”

“ …..thanks.”

“Your welcome!”

“Hey ryan?” You asked as you finished up the briad, topping it off with a few flowers in his hair. 

“Yeah?”

You finished the braid and walked so you now sat in his lap and put your small arms around his waist, which didnt even reach half way. “ Welcome to the family ryan.” You said and he chuckled, hugging you back. 

“ Thanks kid.”

*the next day*

“ Hey ryan?” Geoff asked as they others tried to hold in their snickers. 

“ Yeah?” Ryan called out as he grabbed a beer from the fridge. 

“ Why does your hair have flowers in it? and why is it braided?” He asked smugly as the other guys snickered and giggled and ryan rolled his eyes. 

“ Y/n did my hair, “ He said and geoff froze. 

“ w-what?” He asked and ryan smirked. 

“ Yup, she braided my hair and everything, she was really happy about it too. i think i’m on my way to being her new favorite.” He said with a grin before walking out of the room. 

The other four men stood there in silence in the kitchen before running to your room. 

“ Y/N DO MY HAIR!”

“ NO DO MINE!”

“ NO FUCK OFF SHE LOVES ME AND MY AWESOME HAIR!”

“SHUT UP MICHAEL!”

And that is how all of the boys got their hair done by a six year old, also getting there nails painted , giving you the best day ever with your favourite boys. 

The robbery they did the very next day caused some interesting news reports about the “ pink nailed, flowered crowed robbers” But hey, they’ll do anything for you. 

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 it is currently 3:32 am and i dont feel like spell checkin any of this. 

so heres a bunch of crappy little ficlings i made in like half an hour. theyre so low quality im sorry but i love the idea of this, like baby reader in the ah creew and like ryan being her vaourite and daddy geoff is not havving it and it’s a lot of fun and i have more ideas for this kinda thing. but if you have any ideas or request please send them to me!

hyperioncompanyman  asked:

Uuuh for the nsfw meme thing Zerhys if you'd like?

Who initiates sexy time more often: HMMM it’s hard but I feel like probably Rhys? I feel like Zer0 isn’t really the type to seek out sex, but they certainly are game when Rhys initiates it 

Who is the horniest: Rhys, I think Zer0 has a more mellow sex drive but Rhys is a bit of a sex kitten

Who moans the cutest: Rhys definitely 

Who bites more: Hahaha well I guess it depends on your headcanon for whats under Zer0′s mask huh….so I’ll say Rhys for now c:

Who can go on longer: Alien endurance and short/nonexistent refractory periods is something I’m always down for, so…

Who spends more time on foreplay: Definitely Rhys!

Who loves aftercare: Rhys loves being tended to by his weird alien datemate you know. There’s probably a lot of teaching that had to be done first buuut Zer0 gets the hang of it!

Who can go the most rounds: see “short/nonexistent refractory periods”

Who gives the best orals: Rhys is down for that tentacle dick but I also feel like under their mask Zer0 might be packing a sweet mouth arrangement that might make Rhys go wild….

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Yes/No

Facials: yes

Swallowing: yes

Creampies

Strap on: no

Bondage: no 

Spanking: no

Choking: no

Fingering: yes

Nipple play: maaaaaybe? i doubt zer0 has nipples but maybe they like rhys’

Hair pulling: no 

Orgasm denial: maaaaaaybeeee

On the Steps of the Tower (Avengers x Reader)

A/N: Loosely inspired by the song On the Steps of the Palace from Into the Woods. I don’t have Internet at home for the time being and have way too much time on my hands so I wanted to start a drabble series on my phone. (The things I waste my data on lol) I haven’t decided on a pairing for this reader so I’m open to suggestions~ Also I can’t add this to my masterlist until I can get on desktop so that won’t get updated for a while. OH and if the formatting on this is wonky, I apologize bc again I’m doing this from my phone and there’s only so much HTML I can tolerate.

Word Count: ~1000

Warning(s): blood mention but it’s minimal, nothing other than that? 


Originally posted by timeout

Your chest heaved as you caught your breath on top of a random building. This was the third time in a week that a certain ragtag band of superheroes had decided to crash in on your nighttime escapades. Thus, it was also the third time this week that you had to run away from said superheroes as they were really keen on stopping you for some reason.

Your brain felt like it was going to burst out of your skull with how much of your powers you had to use. You had been dealing with an eerily well-orchestrated bank robbery when they burst in through the front door. You wiped at your mouth and, ugh, yup your lip was bleeding under your mask.

Gross.

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You Were Right

REQUEST: @blumarvel whoops here comes the peter p. fic. K so reader is an avenger (powers: flight, telekinesis, energy manipulation) n has known pete since forever. They don’t know the other is a hero n reader is on team cap n when they run n spidey they just stare at him n Steve is like “are you okay” n readers like “he seems familiar” n later they put it all together walk upto him “Pete?” n he just sits there then “Y/N?” n unmask and hugs mmhm
PAIRINGS: Peter Parker x Reader
WARNINGS: lil’ bit of cursing
LENGTH: 1,355 Words


You sighed as you walked into school, trying not to get bumped by the hordes of people making their way to their first classes.

Hooray for Monday. 

Slumping into your desk in English class you smiled as you saw Peter slam the door open. Of course he was late, he was always late.

“Glad you could join us Mr. Parker.” said your teacher. Peter gave her a pained look before sliding into the empty desk next to you.

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Okay, I’m not mad because it’s like “OH LOOK HOW FUGGO DOOM IS” or anything like that. I feel like that scene in Secret Wars #3 was just done for cheap shock value, and goes against the whole Doom mythos.

You, the viewer, are never supposed to see what is under the mask. That is supposed to be left to your imagination. Doom thinks he looks like this horrifying monster that should never see the light of day. But is he really horrifying? Or is his facial scarring really a mark of his failure – for he was scarred when he miscalculated his equations and blew up his lab. His face was marked with the mark of failure, which for someone with such a massive ego, was something that Victor could not tolerate and face. This failure was so hideous, so apalling, that he had to hide it away forever, and reinvent himself. 

There is also the factor of Victor’s vanity. He at one point was a handsome man, and a vain one, so even just a small scar on his cheek was a horrifying thing to behold for him. Notice, how, every time he has someone gotten his hands on some godlike powers, the first thing he does is restore his face to its previous glory. For examples of that, see the original Secret Wars, or Children’s Crusade.

I mean, I guess the writers may be attempting, at best, some sort of cheesy Beauty and the Beast scenario??????!!

I know this is not the first time this happened, and probably not the last.

TL, DR: Having an on-panel reveal of what lies under the mask of Doctor Doom and confirming that he looks like some sort of monster is a cheap shot and lazy fucking storytelling THE END.

mindfulwrath  asked:

What are your favorite "what's under Rythian's mask" headcanons?

Hmmm my original headcanon was “awful scars” but now that I’m deeper into the fandom and that I read a bunch of fics I rlly like the idea of some ender-related marks?

(But also since it’s Rythian we’re talking about there’s also the “it looks cool” theory that I love.)