what's the matter now

I'm pregnant not stupid

I work at a lovely Inn of such high Quality and I work the 11pm- whenever the lovely morning person decides to show (suppose to be 7am but hey ya know what does it matter if you show up at 8 or 9).
Now honestly I love customer service I honestly do, interacting with people is awesome but I’ll be damned if some people don’t need duct tape over their pie holes or a “asshole alert” to ring when they show up. Really the main things are as follow:
1. If you don’t have a valid (nonexpired) DL I can’t check you in, no we can’t take passports instead.
2. Yes the pool is closed along with the workout room, yes I know you’re upset but don’t yell at me because the owner hasn’t taken the few minutes to update the website which you didn’t even know existed till you left a bad review this morning.
3. When I ask if you want a paper copy or email copy of your receipt that does not mean sit there and say “yes” while texting on your phone, FFS PUT IT DOWN FOR THE 2 MINUTES IT TAKES FOR ME TO CHECK YOU OUT.
4. We have the continental breakfast, the restaurant that is attached is not affiliated with us expect for sharing the restrooms.
5. Just because I’m pregnant doesn’t mean I’m unable to do my job, don’t sit there and try to tell my manager that I shouldn’t be working I’m trying hard enough to be kept on schedule as is.
6. If you see me put the coffee out do not sit there and try to BS me that it’s cold already YOU JUST WATCHED ME PUT IT OUT.
7. No I won’t give you a free upgrade because of the pool being out and you didn’t pay attention when I told you as you checked in, you already signed the agreement that’s not on me because you can’t listen.
8. I’m polite because I have to be, don’t mistake that as flirtiness and make comments how “if I were your husband I’d lock you up and keep you to myself” that’s creepy, period.
9. Do not proceed to stare at me and watch me work then get offended when I ask if you need something 3 times in a row because it’s part of the job and you’re making me uncomfortable.
10. Unless you’re a regular I’m not going to know you or what “the last person” did for you because I’m not them, and quite frankly I won’t give a damn even after you tell me.
11. You’re more likely to get things sooner if you say please or actually tell me you need something, otherwise don’t think I can read your mind then complain in the morning. I tell you right away as I check you in if you need something let me know (this also means don’t get a big creeper smile and say “Can I have you?” As you walk away. I will promptly be shuddering and hiding from you every time I see you.
12. Don’t. EVER. Snap your fingers and whistle at me if I’m in the middle of something. I will not respond even once you start with “hey, yo, are you deaf?” Because I’m petty and how hard is it to say “excuse me” really?
13. Yes I will take the front desk bell away from your child who is pounding on it, no I will not apologize when they start crying because you didn’t teach them manners.
14. Great you know the owner so do i, but the price is set and it’s not my call to change it but feel free to email oh wait you said she? Yeah no wrong hotel buddy.
15. (Coworkers) Just do your job. Please don’t call me in telling me it’s a medical emergency then let me hear you laughing about it to the manager cause now if you call and it is an emergency, buckle up buckaroo cause I won’t be answering my phone.

These are just a few of them that I wanted off my chest.

coololdsoulpoetlove  asked:

How would the squad react if they found out the reader can sing? You can add dance too if you'd like.

i just did singing!

alex

  • all of the boys are like “woah” but he’s like “wOaH tHERE”
  • he’s like “can you get anymore perfect???”
  • he catches you singing as you’re getting ready for work
    • it’s little things, humming, little oohs and ahhs, but it still sounds amazing
  • he’ll press you a little and be like “can you sing something? please?” 
    • and if you don’t want to it’s okay
    • but he just thinks it’s really cool (and you also have a really nice voice!)
    • if you do sing a full song/chorus, he’s gonna be impressed no matter what 
  • now that he knows you sing, he’ll sing with you!
    • oldies are your favorites to sing together, but he’ll sing anything with you
    • from showtunes to rnb songs,,, you name it
  • if the two of you are working side by side, you end up singing with him and it’s really cute

john

  • he catches you singing while you’re folding laundry
    • he doesn’t want to stop you, but he also has to get something from you
    • you’re super embarrassed, but he keeps insisting it’s okay! you sound great!
  • with a little coaxing, he can get you to sing for him
  • he kind of wishes you told him sooner! your voice is pretty and unique and he could listen to you sing all day
  • if he can’t sleep, he might ask you to sing to him
    • your voice is really soothing and he likes it a lot
  • he always tells you you should try out for a singing competition, but you’re too embarrassed
  • he still supports you in little ways when it comes to your voice

laf

  • you’re even lovelier to him when he knows you can sing
  • he first hears you singing in the shower
    • you were sure everyone was asleep but he was awake and he heard you
    • he kind of smiles and kisses you when you’re out which isn’t out of the ordinary,,
    • but when he mentions how much he liked the song you were singing, you blush super red
    • you: “you w-weren’t supposed to hear that”
    • laf: “mm, but i’m glad i did”
  • he’s genuinely so excited about it like it’s another thing he’s learned about you and it makes him really happy

herc

  • he sings/hums a lot around the house, but when he finds out you sing too, he’s excited
  • he heard you first singing when you were driving in the car together
    • he looks over at you in shock and you’re like “haha what” 
    • herc: “you sing?” 
    • you: “a l-little, yes” 
    • herc: “do you know what this means” 
    • you: “…” 
    • herc: “we can finally beat the schuylers on karaoke night”
  • he tries to encourage you to sing a little more, but if you don’t want to, he won’t force you
  • your voice is really nice and you can come up with short little songs on the spot
    • it’s usually about stuff you’re doing around the house/working
    • they’re still really cute/catchy
    • you also do it to memorize complicated things/passwords/etc.
  • herc just loves hearing you sing (it’s a good indicator that you’re in a good mood!)

anonymous asked:

Poor doctor! This blog was supposed to be your escape from work but look at how that turned out. )-: Love learning but hate to burden you. What's your favorite breakfast food? And how do you take your coffee or tea?

I have a fairly bad relationship with breakfast, but pancakes are my favorite. I don’t drink either coffee or tea, but will drink hot chocolate.

I feel like I have sold my soul to veterinary medicine, and that it doesn’t matter what I try to do now I will always be a vet wherever and whatever I do. It will always have hooks into me somehow, so I might as well accept it. I have it, it has me, and it’s unlikely to ever let me go.

Thing is, I probably would have sold my soul to become a veterinarian. No questions asked. This is why I so frequently encourage people not  to be come vets if animals are the only thing they like in their lives, and to maintain hobbies that aren’t veterinary related. 

It consumes you.

anonymous asked:

I agree wholeheartedly with your opinion about malec spoilers. And also in your tags about the show understanding the real reason for the fandom getting pissed at 2x07? We actually want equal treatment of scenes for Malec as a couple. I mean what's wrong with holding hands and casual pecks on lips? I take peck on cheeks too cause we never got that.

THIS! Like… I really don’t wanna start this discussion again (and this is my last word regarding this matter for now) because what’s done is done but if they just had the guts to say yes, we made a mistake and yes, we will change this and treat them equally in 2b, there would never be such a long uproar for a start and people still being so salty and petty about 2b. 

anonymous asked:

19, 21, 22 💖

19: A fact about your personality

I am super enthusiastic, passionate and extra. I don’t know if these things come across over here on this blog buuuuut if they do let me know haha and I can try to reign it in? I know it can get super annoying how i’m just so damn excited about things I care about and when I love something I love it with all my heart. 

I go all in. Mikki got no chill

21:What I love most about myself

awwww I think maybe I love how positive I can be no matter what. I didn’t always have this optimism but now I do and I really love it <3 even if i’m not feeling super happy myself, I try to make others happy by staying positive and bright <3 

22:What I want to be when I get older

I want to be a writer and I want to help people. So I would love to help others with my writing…but I am happy to just do both somehow. I would like to maybe be a teacher and write on the side. That way I can encourage and help others while also writing my novels <3 

send me a number <3

i keep trying to memorize every detail of the moments i live in. in the soreness of my legs from standing so long at a concert, the chill of the night, the patterns of a tablecloth, the oily texture in my mouth after eating fried bananas. i keep trying to memorize the feelings, the quiet contentedness, the laughter, the excitement. i keep trying to memorize the people, their smiles, the way they speak, what makes them laugh. i’m constantly on the cusp of the next part of my life and that’s just so.. strange. but it makes it so much easier to find happiness no matter what’s happening to me, in a way? because i’m already kind of looking at life with those rose-colored glasses of nostalgia, simply because i know these are times i’ll never be able to live again, and these are people i might not always have, and that makes it so much easier to appreciate everything i might miss later. 

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every time i show up, blow up

The final goodbye letters from Sistar. (。・ω・。)ノ♡ 

Hyorin 

To the STAR1s that have always loved and supported SISTAR.
Hello, it’s SISTAR’s leader Hyorin. It’s already been 7 years since SISTAR debuted. The time I spent as SISTAR’s Hyorin along with SISTAR and my fans was a precious time that I wouldn’t change for anything else. They were like a dream. Now, the SISTAR members will be going our own ways for our 2nd life. I want to sincerely thank our fans that let us know how happy and lucky we were to sing, to go on stage, to be loved, and to love others. We are putting behind a big sadness and supporting each other’s dreams, and will be working our best to grow in our own areas. The members and STAR1, who I love, will remain forever in my heart. STAR1 are precious and have always given me abundant love and strength even though I was lacking. Thank you with all my heart. I love you..

Bora

STAR1, hello, it’s SISTAR’s Bora.

I told fans every year that we should be happy, and I hope that you were all happy for the seven years you spent with us. The time that I spent with STAR1 and SISTAR members was happy and precious. I think that I couldn’t show my sincerity to as much as people as I tried to, and my disappointment at not being able to do the best for you as SISTAR gets bigger. When fans told me they got strength from my brightness, I got stronger. I won’t forget that and keep getting stronger.

Even as I write this, I have so many memories. Now, the members have agreed to support our own road. But it’s not that we won’t get to see you again, so I’ll work to be a good Yoon Bo Ra from now on. All the STAR1 that loved SISTAR and Bora, I was thankful and happy you were with us. Let’s keep being happy. I love you ^^

Soyou

It’s already been 7 years. I think I was happier during happy times and had it better during hard times because of the members and STAR1 that were always next to me. When I look back, I’m sad and sorry that I couldn’t spend that much time with our fans. No matter what stage I stand on from now on, I won’t ever forget this feeling I have for the members and our fans. I love you, I’m sorry, and thank you. I’ll let you hear good music. Let’s all be happy until the last moment.

Dasom 

To STAR1.
Hello everyone, it’s Dasom. It’s been a while.
I have a lot I want to tell you, but I’m worried about what to start with.
It’s been 7 years since SISTAR debuted. I want to first thank everyone who have always supported us and loved us during this long period.
I think I was able to happily finish the 7 years with you, when it could have been hard. And it was also motivation for all of us to grow.
It’s very sad, but SISTAR has decided to go our separate ways after this album is finished. We received so much love as SISTAR, and we want to give it back bit by bit by ourselves from now on. I will try to communicate more with fans from now on. Please support us. Thank you.

At Last (m)

“Baby…” you murmur against his lips, hands snaking under his pesky tee. “I need you so bad.”

Jimin chuckles, inching away from you. “Do you?” he questions, eyebrow cocking upwards.

You frantically nod your head, the heat in your thighs unbearable along with the arousal that pools in your panties.

“Then beg for me.”

Originally posted by bangtaninspired

Pairing: Jimin x Reader // gaming au, long distance lovers au

Genre: Smut, a lil’ fluff

Word Count: 7.5k

Trilogy: Until Next TimeMaybe Next Time ↣ At Last

Includes: roadhead, oral, spanking, dom jimin, multiple orgasms, nipple play

A/N: i know i said this would be out next week but the thirst became too strong; anyway, enjoy the last part! ^^


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