what's so funny zach


If You Only Knew - Live From Houston (x)

Rewired // Kylo x Reader

Anonymous said: Could you do a Matt one where your one of the few who is nice to him. And while you are helping him you accidentally let slip your crush on Kylo. Thanks

Part Two here

Watching from a distance, you observe the new radar technician. He certainly was new as it looked like he had no clue what he was doing. He grabbed random wires and tried shoving them together, but instead that just caused a spark which made him jump at the sight.

Placing them down, he once again attempted to rewire the calcinator like Barbara asked him to fifteen minutes ago. It’s a two minute job, but of course he had trouble with it.

As he sat down fussing with the interworking of Starkiller base, a storm trooper walked by. “What up, Matt?” with that, he kicked his wrench across the room as Matt glared at him.

Because he was so out of place, almost everyone on Starkiller teased this poor guy. All he was trying to do was finish his work, but instead he was getting pushed around by everyone. Everyone except you.

Sighing, you walk over to the new guy, crouching down next to him. “Need help?” you ask with a smile. He gulps before nodding his head. “Sure. I’ll teach you for next time. Barbara may seem mean, but she always gets like that if she doesn’t have her afternoon muffin.”

“All of that attitude for a muffin? I feel bad for the muffin,” he says as you laugh. “Um, I didn’t catch your name. I’m Ky-Matt. My name is Matt. I’m the new radar technician.”

You laugh once again. “Hi Matt the new radar technician. I’m (Y/N) the old radar technician.” He gives you a small smile. “So, what made you wanna come work for the First Order?” you ask.

Matt seems to freeze at the question. On the inside, he was hiding his actual identity of the Commander of the First Order, Kylo Ren. He came undercover to simply make sure all of his employees were working efficiently. He didn’t think anyone would actually strike up conversation with him. Now, he’d have to come up with a back story for himself.

Clearing his throat, he speaks, “You know, it um. It seemed like a nice place to work. Do you like working here?”

Shrugging, you respond while cutting cables. “It’s fine. I came here about two years ago to make some money to support myself. My family was never the supportive kind, so I needed to get out. I mean, the pay is fine as a technician. Nothing above average. When I first came here, I had the intentions of becoming an officer under General Hux. But, they put me here. Which is fine. I'm good at what I do.”

The new guy seems to be taking in every word you say and really taking it to heart. His actions kinda freak you out, but then again he was the new guy. And all of the new people are weird. “I see. What do you think of General Hux?”

“I’ve only spoken to him once or twice, but he seems like a nice enough guy. However all of my friends who work for him say that he’s an asshole,” you giggle as you finish tying off some loose connections on the calcinator.

‘Matt’ shakes his head in agreement. "He is. You don’t want to work for him. He thinks that he should be the head honcho around here instead of Kylo Ren. Which is crazy right? I think Kylo is an excellent leader. What do you think?“ Matt asks all of a sudden.

Truly, you were infatuated with the Master Commander. He was different and mysterious. And he seemed so full of passion and so willing to fight for what he believed in. All of these were qualities you admired in a man. Looking around a few times to check your surroundings, you lean in close to 'Matt.’ The action startles him. A girl never got this close to him before. "Can you keep a secret?” you whisper, biting your lip.

“I’m good at keeping secrets. I have no one to tell them to,” he admits, making your heart swell for the poor guy. “What’s the secret?”

Inhaling deeply, you prep yourself to tell the guy you just met your biggest secret. “To tell you the truth, I think the Commander is really…oh my stars, this is gonna sound ridiculous,” you laugh as 'Matt’ begs you to go on. “Okay, well. I think he’s really attractive. You know?”

'Matt’ freezes. An employee of his actually had a crush on him. “Elaborate for me. If you don’t mind.”

You gulp. “Wow, I can’t believe I’m telling you this. Well, he’s just so passionate about what he’s doing. He is so determined to get things the way they should be in the galaxy. To me that’s just so attractive. If someone works hard for what they want? He’s just seems like a really motivated, talented man. I don’t know, call me crazy, but that’s how I feel.”

Your words drive 'Matt’ crazy. He never knew that anyone in the galaxy could ever feel that way about him after all of the destruction he has caused ever since he took over the First Order. “No, I understand. A buddy of mine who works for him says that he’s the best. Like the best. No one could beat him. And he said that one time he saw his face. He said he has the best face than anyone on the base,” 'Matt’ tells you as you laugh.

“Really?” you ask as Matt shakes his head. “Well, it’s a stupid little crush and besides, the Commander doesn’t even know that I exists. He just thinks I’m another one of his many employees.”

'Matt’’s heart swells with joy. Little did you know that you would have a big surprise coming any day now. “Don’t be ridiculous. I’m sure that he knows you exists and you work very hard at your job.” You thank 'Matt’ for the compliment before you start.

“Well, I have to get back to my work. It was nice talking to you, Matt. I hope we can do this again,” you stand up, slowly walking away from the blonde man.

He nods his head. “I’m sure we will.”

With a small wave, you walk away from Matt and to your two friends, Zack and Kim, both lieutenant colonels. “You have a chat with 'Matt’?” Kim says, putting air quotes on Matt’s name.

You nod your head. “Yeah, he’s a really nice guy. Why?” you ask as the two of them start to laugh. “What? What’s so funny?”

Zach wipes his eyes from crying of laughter. “Oh, poor (Y/N). Honey, I’m 99 percent sure that 'Matt’ is Kylo Ren,” he says.

Your heart sinks into your ass. “What?” your eyes go wide.

“Yeah, didn’t you pick up on his constant praise on Kylo. He kept saying Kylo is the best, Kylo has an eight pack, he has the best face. Geez, (Y/N). At one point he said he was going to find Kylo’s lightsaber and two seconds later he has it in his hands,” Zach expresses as you start to panic.

You just told the Commander about your crush on him.

“No, no, no. This isn’t good,” you say, your heart beating out of your chest.

Kim places a hand on your shoulder. “(Y/N), what’s wrong?”

Looking up at the two of them, your eyes are clouded with panic. “I just told 'Matt’ about my little crush on the Commander.”

Both of their faces go sheet white as you hyperventilate.

“I’m sure everything is going to be fine, (Y/N).”

“No, I have to go. I- I have to get out of here.”

 With that, you take off, running away from the cafeteria to get to your living quarters. But as soon as you make the turn, you see the dark, tall figure making his way down the hall…