what's real anymore


PICKLE: what the-?! why are you still here?! it’s 5 in the morning!

LANDLADY: i couldn’t just leave! i swear i kept seeing a rat in here, it’s beady little eyes were mocking me! come catch me, it was saying! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!

PICKLE: what?! there aren’t any rats here, PLEASE just go home already! 


capmeme: eight quotes [2/8]

↳ "Is this a test?" 
TST meta, a summary

In this episode, Mary is redeemed but she dies but she’s really Moriarty and she really didn’t die because the blood was fake but she did die and John’s grief is fake because Sherlock is just on a drug trip but no he’s in a coma from when Mary shot him but he’s really just talking to a therapist but he’s lying to her because she’s not actually real because Sherlock’s trying to protect John because he has a vow to keep but also because he’s gay and time isn’t real and Mycroft is still dying maybe


sneak peek of how lucifer’s thought process went when he tried to act like cas around dean

Am I the only one who notices jikook’s special chemistry?? I mean CAN NO ONE ELSE FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THEM?! I’m going crazy because I don’t know if I’m being delusional or if there really is something SPECIAL there. Am I going crazy?? or they really match each other so perfectly that I make up things in my mind? ……….

In today’s episode of ‘I’ll just put these random words together to make it sound drastic’ I present to you:

‘fetishizing friendship’

If you think your friends are attractive or god forbid start to date a friend or develop romantic feelings for them, you have a friendship fetish, sorry I don’t make the rules antis do

if you write friends to lovers, tag your fetish pls to warn the children

(OR ‘shipping otayuri is fetishizing friendship’)

tbh Baz with eyeliner is the only thing i need in my life

baz with soft smudgy, dark dark dark eyeliner

baz with killer winged eyeliner, so on point you could stab someone with it

baz with glittery eyeliner that brings out so many colors in his eyes

baz with eyeliner

we’re all so confused and overwhelmed by this episode and we have twelve different theories that could explain everything, but the same obscure features and details tipped us off that something wasn’t right are the same details that prevent us from narrowing it down any because we don’t know what’s real anymore

and that’s exactly how mark likes it, he likes to watch us dance