what's my line part two

just out of curiosity but like i’m not the only one that hates the random mics in spring awakening obc, right?

sunnydaleslut replied to your post “My ripe, wicked plum.” WILLIAM STOP I AM CHOKING ON MY BEER”

He has so many ridiculous pet names for her it’s dumb and adorable. William the bloody awful poet strikes again. He probably just saw a bowl of fruit and was like…yes. What a ripe wicked plum.

DRUSILLA, SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A WICKED PLUM?