Taco’s not so fluffy anymore, and you run into quite a few unexpected faces.
Word count: 7.4 k
Genre: Comedy, smut, fluff, a touch of angst, a lot of naked Tae
A/N: Hi! I’m so sorry this took forever to come out and I really hope I did it justice. Thank you everyone who was so patient with me, I really appreciate you all and your understanding means a lot to me. I hope you enjoy this chapter and let me know what you think! Special thanks to @jiminniemouse@seoulscapes & @kittae for proofreading this trash and motivating me to complete it!
Ravenclaws love and hate ambient noise. It needs to be a specific kind of noise depending on what they’re doing, and if it varies too far from the ambient noise they wanted, they just find it distracting.
People be lovin on Dracula and siding with the Vampire Daddy in his endeavor to eradicate the human stench of the planet but, y’all, come on
Even his dhampir child was like dude, just kill the assholes who killed mom goddamn
(and Dracula wounds his own son so much the pretty boy needed a YEAR to recuperate? not #1 Dad material, yikes) (though Dracula’s freak-out was epic and amazing, still murder!)
Wait you expect ordinary common people to stand up to the Church?!?
LOL THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CHURCH DOESN’T LIKE YOU
You watch your family and your ancestral house burn.
Not even a powerful family like the Belmonts could stand up to the Church. If you’re at odds with the Church, you’re FUCKED. Ordinary people can’t afford that. Hell, great houses like the Belmonts can’t afford that.
So no, the Number One Drama King Dracula is in no way justified in unleashing his potent, ungodly wrath on scared simple humans and deserves only a very specific, very finite sympathy.
(his wrath was awesome, lol, but he’s still gotta pay for it)
I mean, this was freakin awesome. But was it bats? Birds? Bats and birds? Stop killing babies, dude