what you waiting for

Usually it would take more than three days of study before I can describe @todayintokyo so perfectly 😄 Every language is different though!

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This is a Muslim home. Why does Anubis hold out his hand for me?

It is my thanks. You were once a girl with your own tita who taught you the ways of Egypt old. Of when the Nile was full and flooded. She told you stories of the wolf and the jackal, the red wind and of the child of Bast.

I remember.

You do. And for that I bring you to the scales.

okay hear me out: 

you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”

and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?

and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?

what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.

2

My heart is pierced by Cupid;

I disdain all glittering gold.

There is nothing can console me

But my jolly sailor bold.
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I’m trying to fight my art block and I received some lovely suggestions I’m going to draw.

Mer!Hanzo and Pirate!McCree was one of these.
@rebeza and @finchworks are my inspirations and I look up to their designs and AUs ‘cause wow.

Have you ever seen a prettier Hanzo?

4

The look of utter horror on Dan Stevens’ face when the journalist said she saw the suit

+ bonus gif

  • Lance: Let's both just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
  • Keith: Okay, whatever.
  • Keith and Lance: One, two, three...
  • Lance: ...
  • Keith: ...
  • Lance: Well, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us!

y'all i hate to do this to my boi jace but he’s a bitch ass liar and i gotta expose him

in episode 1x03-Dead Man’s Party, clary asked him what they were doing at the biker bar to which jace responded that he needed something and clary then asked him if it was a drink, and jace then answered, and i quote, “i don’t drink”

okay he doesn’t drink, that’s fine, but guess who’s lying ass is at maia’s bar in 2x07-How Are Thou Fallen ordering 4 tequila shots??????? that’s right, u got it, jace lyingasswood. don’t even try to tell me the drinks weren’t for him bc at the bar he was with 3 faerie girls, add him (1) and you get 4 people with 4 drinks boi. you can’t divide 4 drinks into 3 people, im not a buffoon. i won’t be fooled by this buffoonery

the lying doesn’t stop there, oh no, right after this episode in 2x08-Love Is A Devil, jace hops his lying bunny ass to maia’s little refreshments station, and guess what he asks for??? no, not water to quench his bunny thirst, ding ding ding bitch u got it, satan’s piss water (aka beer) but that’s not even what he gets, is it? no, “beer is boring”, jace “have some sangria”. and boom what has a higher alcohol concentration than pisswater? sangria. case closed.

did you think i was done? bc i’m sorry to tell u i’m certainly not. let’s talk about jace and magnus casually chatting after malec boink boink, also in episode 2x08. what little piece of information does jace let slip into their conversation? “i hope this party has an open bar” for what jace. for what.

i’d like to close this exposé with one final receipt and say that that’s not their only alcohol related conversation. in a more recent episode, 2x12-You Are Not Your Own to be exact, jace and magnus, or rather jace and valentine!magnus have a little chit chat about throwing alec a surprise party/celebration/get together, and what. does. jace. hope. for. once. again. “i hope there’s liquor involved” what for jace. what for. to soothe your throat after so many poisonous lies????

i hereby find
the one (1) jace lyingasswood: exposed and guilty

this case: closed

and me: victorious