During a 5e one-shot I was in a few months ago, the party had to protect a village from a goblin horde and do some other stuff I don’t remember. After attacking the goblins in a large cave a while away from the village, they reach the village gates being chased by the goblin horde, when this happens:
*please note, our fighter was a new player who wasn’t taking the game really seriously at the time*
Fighter: Alright, I got a plan, I’m gonna distract them so you guys can get inside safely!
Everyone else: Alright thanks!
DM: alright, what’re you gonna do to stop these goblins from attacking?
Fighter: I’m gonna whip out my dick and shock them with its awesome size!
DM: … Alright then… *fails saves for entire horde* oh god… wanna roll for size while you’re at it?
Fighter: Heck yeah! Check out this natural twenty!! *crit fails*
The entire part is bursting out laughing now, and the DM keeps it going
DM: The goblin horde stops dead in it’s tracks as you whip out your dick and start to laugh uncontrollably
Fighter: F*** YOU!!
DM: A few of the goblins begin taking out theirs to show you what a real dick looks like.
Fighter: *death glares at everyone, especially the DM*
DM: Now a few townspeople are laughing! And members of the guard too!
*DM mocks the fighter, doing several voices for every NPC who’s laughing at his tiny wiener*