just from a science standpoint white, skinny, human looking, big titty mermaids don’t make any goddamn sense. even the fact that they have human-like skin and hair is just not gonna work.
mermaids are freaky, scary looking, deep sea predators! they are hairless and probably as blind as dolphins and NO WAY do they have a spoken language. you fools. you goddamn fools. they probably got big ass teeth to cronch on fish and never come on land. what would a blind, gill having, no leg bitch even do on land? die. they’d fucking die. Stop romanticizing mermaid-human relationships. and stop pretending you’d even want to fuck a mermaid when they are in no way conventionally attractive!! you are all FAKE ASS MERMAID FETISHISTS and I don’t even want you stepping foot in their oceans anymore!! have some goddamn respect