what what what is wrong with you

storytime motherfuckers

ya boi used to be an anti ‘til he realized how fucking stupid and ignorant he was being and that ships like sheith and shance are 100% valid and i am in no place to fucking shit on them. besides, what’s the point? what’s the point of shitting on people and being genuinely angry at them because of who and who they like seeing together? seriously, tell me, in the end, what’s!! the!! fucking!! point!! and legit, they’re literally fucking FICTIONAL characters from a fucking KIDS show. christ get over yourselves not everyone ships the same fucking thing.

moral of the story:

dear anti-shaladins,

Originally posted by guilpsique

anonymous asked:

You're the one who could write a sonnet in iambic pentameter about Cullen's eyes.

 Cullen, leonine, and carved of honey amber and gold,

The Inquisitor’s passion. Lover, and paramour.

How he adores and compels with a strength so bold.

In her quarters as they rest, hands grasp and digits tease

Mouths met, and lips meet and part with such a need.

“Down love,” he says with a heady plea, and obey she does,

As he hooks legs over shoulders, wanton, all too willing to please.

And soft is she, gentle and keen. And never, not once, do eyes break from she.

Eyes of amber, on the sapphire sea. Begging and pleading, compelling her end,

And “come dearest,” he beckons, breath against a supple thigh.

Tremble she does, the commander, and all her starry skies.

And all the while still, eyes do not break from she.

They make love on this night, under the blanket of a star,

And it is with the Commander, the Inquisitor’s thoughts are never far.

guys      ——      can   i   ask   a   question   ?      a   serious   question .   and   i’d   really   value   proper   responses   from   anyone ,   including   people   who   blocked   me   over   precious   comments   on   the   whole   mybigfatcock   situation .      i’ve   seen   it   being   said   that   once   an   abuser ,   a   person   can   not   be   anything   else .   and   is   nothing   else .   i’ve   seen   it   said   that   there   is   no   redemption   for   mybigfatcock .      &   individually ,   that’s   up   to   each   person .   but   on   a   whole      ——      i’m  sorta’   wondering .      do   you   believe   that   ?      do   you   believe   that   what   this   person   has   done   is   so   horrific   it   takes   away   their   humanity   &   there   is   no   opportunity   for   change   and   /   or   genuine   apology   and   or   redemption   ?      

&   please   don’t   think   that   i   am   trying   to   guide   you .      i   want   genuine   feedback   &   i   shall   respect   each   &   every   person’s   thoughts .      &   if   you   don’t   feel   comfy   sharing   in   replies   feel   free   to   inbox   or   im   me .

Opened Tumblr for the first time today to see lots of people reacting to the trans ban in the military. Most folk are saying something along the lines of “why bother spending energy on this? boohoo, can’t get drafted into the imperialist aggression machine? don’t think so.”

The military is the largest employer of trans folks in the United States.

And fuck you if you think it’s a good thing to take away people’s right to choose that as an option for themselves. I just…

Yeah. Been unfollowing a lot of assholes today.

Full list of references in Taylor’s LWYMMD music video (in order)
  • Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris
  • Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (“like she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but she’s so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearls’”)
  • Single dollar in bathtub - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and won 
  • Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka “Taylor Swift is #Exposed as a snake” 
  • Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)
  • Car crash scene - (“Driving a Maserati down on a dead end street”) 2014 Grammy’s when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red should’ve deserved a Grammy)
  • Car crash outfit/look - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammy’s while taylor has 10)
  • Robbing a bank called “Stream Co” - Taylor’s battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was called “money hungry” and “greedy”
  • Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends aka “girl squad” being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models
  • I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers - Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; referencing the media mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston


[END SCENE WITH 15 TAYLORS]

  • Her Surprise Face (“stop making that surprised face, it’s so annoying” “you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows
  • “What’s with that bitch?” “DON’T CALL ME THAT” - Reference to Kanye’s “Famous”; how she was never told that he would refer to her as “bitch” in the song
  • “Oh, stop acting like you’re so nice, you are so fake” - Reference to criticism of Taylor being “fake” and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl she “poses” as
  • “Oh there she goes, playing the victim, again” - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always “playing the victim” 
  • “Getting receipts, gonna edit this later” - Reference to Kim K’s (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye 
  • “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative” - Reference to Taylor’s response to Kim K’s recording 
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Happy birthday to the best uncle in the universe

Everybody is talking about the Mike/Eleven relationship this season (and not without good reason) BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THERE AREN’T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS THE MIKE AND WILL FRIENDSHIP.

Just a few examples of this goodness:

  • Mike literally refusing to leave Will’s side pretty much from the moment he got infected by the shadow monster until the final episode. 
  • Mike sleeping in a hospital chair next to Will’s bed at the lab
  • Will confiding in Mike about all the shadow monster episodes
  • “I’ll take care of him. Let me take him home.” (on halloween night)
  • Mike instinctually trusting Will about Dart being the demogorgon no questions asked
  • “If we’re both going crazy then I guess we’ll go crazy together.”
  • When Will had forgotten a lot of things because of the virus, but he hadn’t forgotten Mike
  • Mike trying to phone Will throughout the school day when Will didn’t show up to school
  • Joyce trying to send Mike home when Will’s infected and Mike is just not having ANY of that bullshit
  • The only time we see Will’s facial expression change when he’s under the control of the shadow monster is when a single tear rolls down his face after Mike has finished telling the story of the day they met
  • Oh no Will’s in trouble! *first thing we see is a camera pan to Mike’s worried face*
  • Oh so when Will wakes up in the disguised shack of course Hopper will be there in case something goes wrong. Joyce and Jonathan obviously, because family. Oh and Mike Wheeler, despite the fact that the rest of their gang of friends remained in the house.  
  • are you telling me that mike and will are like family because i am not emotionally ready to deal with that
  • When they’re all telling stories to get Will to snap out of it and Will’s own mother and brother have told heart-wrenching emotional stories and nothing’s come of it and the thing that finally gets Will to fight back and start replying in morse code is Mike telling Will about the day they met
  • Basically my emotions went everywhere when Mike was talking about the day that he became friends with Will 
  • “It was the best thing that I’ve ever done.”

You can go on and on about any of the other relationships between characters. But you cannot deny that the friendship between Mike and Will is literally the purest thing to ever exist on television.

To conclude, why are people not talking more about this beautiful example of everything good about the world that is Will Byers and Mike Wheeler’s friendship

I’m pretty sure Mei’s cinematic short made alot of us bawl our eyes out.


And then there’s this lil detail that I saw that I particularly liked but am not too sure on the accuracy of, and that is tea serving.

 In SG, we usually serve either rice wine or tea as a sign of respect to our ancestors during Qing Ming/ Grave sweeping Day to remember our ancestors and loved ones ( by placing three small lil cups of tea/ rice wine at the gravestone). 
At the same time, tea serving or 敬茶  is also a tradition that’s practiced during weddings where the newly weds serve tea to their relatives to acknowledge their new in-laws and new “brothers” and “sisters” and to pay respect to their current blood relatives.
Now I’m half drunk out of my mind and it’s late at night and @pentacass​ is half egging me on and I cannot brain properly right now, and inferring off the photo of Mei and her co-workers; they obviously seem like a close knit group of friends to her. 


I’m secretly half hoping/ imagining that those cups of tea she’s left for them is cause she’s acknowledged them as her brothers and sisters and served the tea to complete the tradition properly. 

Or to put it simply, She considers them as family.

*Update*

On second thought, now that I’m slightly more sober.
Can you imagine the line interactions between Mei and Angela ingame?
How Angela asks Mei about how she stays looking so young?

Mercy: Mei, you haven’t aged a day. What’s your secret?
Mei: Cryostasis. But I’m not sure if I’d recommend it.


Can you imagine, how Mei must be hurting sooooo much inside, when Angela asks that question? Like she just nyooooms back in her head sifting and recalling memories of when she just came out of the chamber to prep tea and all that shit for her colleagues as if its just another regular day at work? I wonder now, does Angela know what really happened? 

Just a quick PSA, if I catch any of y’all threatening to hurt Jeremy in any way, shape or form (joking or not) for not validating your ship, you’re gonna catch these hands, legs, and then some more hands so shut up

heh 

With just a lot of struggle and my tablet unplugging itself once every 4 strokes, my friend

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