what what what are you doing renly

game of thrones character ask game
  • arya stark: do you have different "faces" around different people?
  • bran stark: if you could warg into any animal what animal would you choose and why?
  • bronn: what would you do for money?
  • brienne of tarth: do you fit the mold?
  • catelyn stark: do you miss anyone?
  • cersei lannister: what's your favorite drink?
  • daario naharis: what would you do to impress someone?
  • daenerys targaryen: do you find yourself looking back on the past often?
  • davos seaworth: who makes up your family?
  • eddard stark: where does your honor lie?
  • gendry: what is something you've created that you are proud of?
  • gilly: do you ever feel out of place?
  • grey worm: how do you stand up for what you believe in?
  • hot pie: what's your favorite food?
  • jaime lannister: what would you do for love?
  • joffrey baratheon: what qualities do you dislike in others?
  • jojen reed: what is a dream of yours?
  • jon snow: what would you break your vows for?
  • jorah mormont: how loyal are you to the people you love?
  • khal drogo: what does it mean to you to be alive?
  • loras tyrell: do you hide anything about yourself from people?
  • margaery tyrell: how do you get what you want?
  • melisandre: do you ever purposely manipulate people?
  • missandei: can you speak more than one language?
  • oberyn martell: do you believe in getting revenge?
  • petyr baelish: what drives you? are you willing to do anything to achieve your goals?
  • renly baratheon: do you live in the shadow of an older sibling?
  • rickon stark: are you the youngest of your siblings? the oldest? the middle?
  • robb stark: are you a leader or a follower?
  • robert baratheon: are you in your prime?
  • samwell tarly: what is your favorite thing about learning?
  • sandor clegane: what is a fear of yours?
  • sansa stark: what does it mean to be strong?
  • shae: where have you traveled?
  • shireen baratheon: what is something you've taught someone else?
  • stannis baratheon: do people see you as serious or easygoing?
  • theon greyjoy: are you anxious to prove your worth to certain people?
  • tommen baratheon: were you forced to grow up too quickly?
  • tyrion lannister: what's your favorite book?
  • tywin lannister: are people's perceptions of you important?
  • varys: can you keep secrets?
  • ygritte: are you free-spirited?

Robert’s Rebellion: Writ in Blood

Robert Baratheon died quickly–his rebellion, less so. The scattered army of the Trident knows better than bend a knee and pray for a dragon’s mercy. And so begins the fight for scraps between the royalists and the rebels…

anonymous asked:

I found more Office quotes that fit into the Office AU: Theon,extremely drunk:"And I feel the Drowned God in this Chilli's tonight.". Jon:"Stop dating my brother!" Theon:"You know what? I'm going to start dating him even harder". Robert:*Any "that's what she said joke"*. Cersei:"If I'm not in bed with a glass of red wine in one hour,you're both dead."

Just a couple more: Renly:“I’ve figured out why you’re such a bore. You have updog.” Stannis:“What’s updog?” Renly:“Loras,get in here! I told I could do it!”. Robert:“Hello,everybody I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control-” Stannis:“Impulsity and inattenation to detail.” Robert:“Hey!” I could find more but I might have made you sick of them by now.

IF YOU THINK IM SICK OF THESE YOU ARE DEAD WRONG I AM LIVING FOR THIS AU.

Robert: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Stannis: I just want you to know that you can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.
Robert: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

Robert: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Rhaegar, I would shoot Rhaegar twice.

Jon: I tried to talk to Theon and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.

Theon: Do you want to hear a lie?
Jon: What?”
Theon: I think you’re great. You’re my best friend.

Cersei: When we get mad, you always ask us if we’re on our periods.
Robert: I have to know whether you’re serious or not.

Stannis: We should have the air quality tested- these are silent killers.
Renly: You are the silent killer.
Stannis: You’ll see.

Joffrey: I am a victim of a hate crime.
Tyrion: That’s not what a hate crime is.
Joffrey: Well, I hated it a lot, okay?

Robert: Theon, what is your middle name?
Theon: Danger.

I hate the fact that I can go on for days but I have to actually start doing work ;.;

Jealous Sandor...

(i tried to write jealous Sandor a little differently than I usually would…meaning I tried to make it so he didn’t out right beat the crap out of someone lol. I hope you like it!)

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You could see the hidden anger underneath the mask he always worn around others, but there was nothing you could do to calm him. No one knew that you were with him. You were a Lady of rather high noble birth and he…he was a warrior from a small, poor Knight House. No one would understand why you would rather have a man whose face was badly scarred from childhood abuse instead of a “hot” young man from a “respectful” and rich House. Your family only cared about their connection to the crown and to the other powerful families of Westeros. But you only cared about him. About Sandor Clegane.

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lord-renly  asked:

I'm here to humbly ask what Ward thinks about the blizzard NYC is getting slammed with currently. Like what does he do/what does he think about the city getting shut down? 💕❄🌬

@lord-renly this is such a good question + i thank you so much for it! ♥

so ward probably cancelled work like last night (danny was, ofc, totally fine with this.) he doesn’t usually fuck around with the first blizzard, even if it turns out to be nothing. as the season goes on, he’s a little less lenient but like….ward understands that getting anywhere in the snow is a pain in the ass and would rather sleep in than put people in danger. he’s more sympathetic than he lets on. 

that and he hates getting up in the morning when it’s cold. he definitely slept in today, until maybe as late as 11. 

for the most part the city being shut down is totally fine with him–he didn’t want to get up early anyway, much less to do boringass business shit. it really only sucks because now he can’t get any take-out but he’s pretty good about stocking his cabinets with things that’ll be nice and hot when he inevitably has to cook. he drinks a lot of tea and coffee, maybe a cup of cocoa or two. 

he checks in on joy, that’s probably the first thing he does, to make sure she’s alright and invites her over especially if she seems stressed. if danny’s around, ward checks on him too, then any friends he has in the city (almost definitely including renly) everyone usually has it pretty together, especially the new yorkers who are used to this shit. 

if he has work he’s behind on that he can do, he’ll do that, probably sitting in his living room with either some quiet music or a movie on as background noise. if he doesn’t have work, he’ll do some reading and just take it nice and easy. sometimes he ends up taking buzzfeed quizzes or online shopping lmao ♥ 

a nice relaxing bath is also usually in the cards, especially close to either dinner or bed time. 

Queen of Westeros...

Imagine being the Queen of Westeros, a Baratheon, and being courted by Robb Stark where you refuse his advances until he beats your  Uncle and Brother in a fight.

((To anon: I hope you don’t mind that I made the reader a baratheon and I hope you like it!))

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You had ruled the Seven Kingdoms since you were near fourteen name days, ever since your Mother’s House were dealt with. Alongside your bastard brother turned Knight Gendry and your Uncle Stannis, you reformed Westeros into a land of peace and prosperity that hadn’t been seen since the early days of King Aerys Targaryen’s rule.

Dorne was kept in the fold when Myrcella married Trystane Martell, the Westerlands remained after your Uncle Tyrion took control of Casterly Rock, and you were able to bring the North, Riverlands, and Vale back into the fold when you handed Joffrey, your Mother, your Grandfather, and the Stark ancestral sword Ice over to the Lord of Winterfell, Robb Stark. The Iron Islands tried to continue their rebellion but they were quickly knocked back down by the combined force of the other Six Kingdoms.

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Untitled Robbaery

(Haven’t posted much writing here lately so here’s a glimpse of a side project that grabbed my attention last summer)

Basic premise follows the SuperTullys. Cat and Edmure do right or fuck up in the best ways possible.

ROBB

He shouldn’t be here.

Standing within a ruined castle, sweltering beneath the midday sun, all of this only deepened his unease.

The yard was overgrown and much of it filled with the crumbled stone of a collapsed keep. Although little save its broken foundations remained intact, the castle’s massive curtain walls still stood, marred only by the unchecked spread of moss and vines, which crept up the stone like tendrils.

There’d be no need for ladders or ropes to scale these walls. Several castles here in the Westerlands had fallen to him after such assaults. Yet Robb could not claim credit for the devastation wrought upon Tarbeck Hall.

The lions did this. House Tarbeck joined with the Reynes of Castamere in rising against Casterly Rock.

And Tywin Lannister destroyed them for it.

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Brienne was on her feet as well. “Your Grace, give me but a moment to don my mail. You should not be without protection.”

King Renly smiled. “If I am not safe in the heart of Lord Caswell’s castle, with my own host around me, one sword will make no matter … not even your sword, Brienne. Sit and eat. If I have need of you, I’ll send for you.”

His words seemed to strike the girl harder than any blow she had taken that afternoon. “As you will, Your Grace.” Brienne sat, eyes downcast.

Game of Thrones themed questions ✨
  • Houses
  • House Stark: What is your greatest strength?
  • House Lannister: Name two values that you keep and claim!
  • House Baratheon: Are you shy or outgoing?
  • House Targaryen: Do you fight with words or do you fight with your hands?
  • House Martell: What was the prettiest place you've ever been to?
  • House Tyrell: What is your favourite plant?
  • House Tully: How important is family to you?
  • House Bolton: Would you describe yourself as loyal?
  • House Arryn: Do you like to advise people?
  • House Greyjoy: Swimming Pool or the ocean, what do you like better?
  • House Clegane: What is your favourite dog breed?
  • House Baelish: Are you clever when it comes to your own progress?
  • House Tarth: Are you proud of who you are?
  • House Frey: How many siblings do you have?
  • House Tarly: What is your favourite story?
  • Bastards
  • Snow: What is your favourite season (of the year)?
  • Flowers: What is your favourite colour?
  • Hill: How fast do you get over things?
  • Pyke: Are you a good swimmer?
  • Rivers: Sunshine or rain, what do you like better?
  • Sand: What is the name of your first best friend?
  • Stone: City or countryside, where do you want to live?
  • Storm: Are you a good liar?
  • Waters: What is your astrology sign?
  • Castles
  • Winterfell: Are you in a relationship?
  • Casterlyrock: What do you think, is it better to be loved or to be feared? Why?
  • Riverrun: Are you emotional?
  • Deepwood Motte: Do you (want to) have children?
  • The Dreadfort: Are you revengeful?
  • Harrenhal: Do you believe in destiny?
  • The Twins: Do you like to invite guests to your house?
  • The Eyrie: How old are you?
  • Highgarden: What is your sexuality?
  • Dragonstone: What is the most important thing in life to you?
  • Storm's End: How do you like to dress?
  • Summerhall: What is your favourite genre in literature?
  • Sunspear: What is your favourite haircolour?
  • Hardhome: What is your favourite thing about your favourite animal?
  • Choose!
  • 1: Daenerys or Margaery?
  • 2: Cersei or Jaime?
  • 3: Olenna or Tywin?
  • 4: Brienne or Catelyn?
  • 5: Khal Drogo or Jorah?
  • 6: Viserys or Ramsay?
  • 7: Sansa or Arya?
  • 8: Oberyn or Loras?
  • 9: Renly or Stannis?
  • 10: Joffrey or Walder Frey?
  • 11: Tommen or Bran?
  • 12: Ellaria or Myrcella?
  • 13: Ned or Robert?
  • 14: Obara or Nymeria?
  • 15: Theon or Asha?
  • 16: Robb or Jon?
  • 17: Ygritte or Gilly?
  • 18: Melisandre or Lysa?
  • 19: The Hound or the Mountain?
  • 20: Roose or Petyr?
  • 21: Casterlyrock or Winterfell?
  • 22: Harrenhal or Summerhall?
  • 23: Dragonstone or Storm's End?
  • 24: Highgarden or the Eyrie?
  • 25: Sunspear or King's Landing?
  • 26: Targaryen or Martell?
  • 27: Lannister or Baratheon?
  • 28: Stark or Tyrell?
  • 29: Arryn or Tully?
  • 30: Frey or Bolton?